Crazy emoots

Weird shit I do when I'm bored or have writer's block.




                                     ( •_•)      (•_• )
             (Alright so this bitch.>( •_•)      (•_• )<What this bitch do?)

         (I was doing laundry right?>( •_•)      (•_• )<Right, then what?)

   ____/The bitch outta nowhere said>( •_•)      (•_• )<So? You know should women pole vault)
 ("Who else are you sleeping with?"/                   \To conclusions that's given./
  _____/She threw a knife at me with>( •_•)      (0_0 )<Are you serious?)
(With Stacey's number attached to it./

     (Right? Implying I'm cheating>( •_•)        (-_- )<Bitches be crazy.)


                                     (⌐■_■)       (0_0 )<Where did you get the shades?)
          (Sorry, that's classified.>(⌐■_■)       (•_• )<You cheat dude.)
          (Take these I'll get more.>( •_•)>⌐■-■ <(•_• )<Oh cool thanks man.)
                                     ( •_•)*poof*<(•_• )<How did that even...?)
                                     ( •_•)       (•_• )<Well,shit.)
                                     ( •_•)>⌐■-■  (•_• )
                      (Deal with it.>(⌐■_■)       (>_< )<I hate you.)



                                     ( •_•)       (•_• )
                                     ( •_•)       (•_• )
                                     ( ^3^)       (•_• )<What are you doing?)
                                   /)( ^3^)(\     (•_• )<Dude, dafuq?)
                                   /)( ^3^)(\     (•_• )<Stahp, you look stupid.)
                                   /)( ^3^)(\     (-_- )<It's fucking annoying)
                                     ( ;_;)       (O_O )<I SAID STOP IT!)
                             (O-okay>( T_T)       (•_• )
                                     ( T_T)       (•_• )<Stop crying.You look like a bitch.)
                                     ( ;_;)       (•_• )
                                     ( •_•)       (•_• )<That's better.)
                                     ( •_•)       (•_• )
                                     ( •_•)       (•_• )
                                     ( •_•)       (•_• )
                                   /)( ^3^)(\     (-_- )<The shit I put up with...)



                                   ((d(^_^)b))      (•_• )<Hey dude, what's up?)
                                   ((d(^_^)b))      (•_• )<Hello?)
                                   ((d(^_^)b))      (-_- )<Ugh...)
                                   (((d( ^_o)       (O_O )<HEY!)
                                   (((d( •_•)       (•_• )<What's up man?)
                                 *poof*( •_•)       (•_• )<I'm not even gonna...)
   (Sorry, I was jammin' to Alpha Law.>( •_•)       (•_• )<Who?)
(This boss Dubstep artist, best drops.>( •_•)       (•_• )<I...guess, may I?)
 \ You should listen to him/
         (Sure thing, here you go man.>( •_•)>dᴖb <(•_• )
              (Are ready to be amazed?>( ^_^)> dᴖb<(•_• )<Whatever man.)
            (Your mind will be pleased>( ^_^)      (•_• )b <he can't be that good.)
                                       ( ^_^)   ((d(-_-)b))
                                       ( ^_^)   ((d(-_-)b))
                                       ( ^_^)   ((d(-_-)b))
                                       ( ^_^)   ((d(^_^)b))
   (Wait for the drop, any second now.>( ^_^)   ((d(^_^)b))
                                       ( ^_^)   ((d(o_o)b))
                                       ( ^_^)   ((d(O_O)b))
                                       ( ^_^)   ((d(*_*)b))<My body wasn't ready for this.)