Kai battle quotes

Kai v Raimie
Kai: Are you really going to fight in that?
Raimie: You'd be surprised how nimble I can be.
Kai: I certainly have a lot to grab onto.

Kai v Ichirou
Kai: Hey there prettyboy.
Ichi: Do you know what's pretty? Your face!
Kai: Are you trying to insult me or butter me up?

Kai v Leslie
Kai: Back off, officer.
Les: I take it you've got something to hide.
Kai: Always gotta be nosy, huh?

Kai v Jackie
Kai: You look good on a bike.
Jackie: I have a boyfriend.
Kai: Congrats! I'll beat him up next.

Kai v Angie
Kai: Not like I'm interested, but how much you charge?
Angie: Punching the V-Card's free~
Kai: Too bad I'm still saving it up.

Kai v Dwight
Kai: I'm sorry for what you went through.
Dwight: Sorry won't give my life back.
Kai: And I'm sorry for the beating you're gonna get.

Kai v NDwight
Kai: You're more metal than man now, huh?
NDwight: No thanks to your shitty father.
Kai: I'll perfect you then.

Kai v Sean
Kai: How sharp are your knives?
Sean: I could make your 'meat' into sashimi.
Kai: You ain't touching my Swedish meatballs!

Kai v Yuuki
Kai: You should be happy with what you have.
Yuu: Isn't it human nature to want more?
Kai: You tell me, tabletop.

Kai v Arianne
Kai: Am I under arrest?
Ari: Sins of the father, sins of the son.
Kai: And what do they say about daughters and mothers?

Kai v Phillip
Kai: Looking for trouble Pvt. Mallen?
Phil: Seaman. Seaman Mallen.
Kai: It's hard to keep a straight face after hearing that.

Kai v Gregory
Kai: Ugh, another reporter...
Greg: Care for a one-on-one interview in your bed?
Kai: And THAT'S where I draw the line.

Kai v Devon
Kai: Do you seek a harem?
Dev: I'm only looking for love.
Kai: Is one partner not enough?

Kai v Felix
Kai: You and I are alike.
Felix: Your father and my mother...
Kai: ...a match made in Hell.

Kai v Rosa
Kai: Are you still mad at me?
Rosa: You were practically drooling over me!
Kai: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

Kai v Erwin
Kai: What's with the gloves?
Erwin: Turn your head and cough.
Kai: Eager to jump into things, are we?

Kai v Faiz
Kai: You crave attention.
Faiz: I crave love.
Kai: Too bad all your getting is my fist.

Kai v Desmond
Kai: So, you and your brother...
Des: Why does everyone say that?!
Kai: We'd be blind not to see it.

Kai v Marie
Kai: You continue my father's work
Marie: Are you impressed?
Kai: Disgusted is the word I'm looking for.