Pocket Yuri-chan

p1
>Good morning, Nemoto-san.

>My head can't keep up with such a strange occurence so early in the morning.

>?
>Yeah, it is pretty cold this morning.

>This isn't your typical everyday kind of strange, y'know!?
>You're freaking tiny!

p2
>I'm not that tiny.
>I'm not talking about your boobs!!

>You don't talk about bust sizes this early in the morning, do you!?

>What's tiny then?
>Your calibre, Nemoto-san?

>Guhe~ No!
>It's pretty much everything!
>Everything?

>...Ah. Philosophy, huh?
>Are we even having the same conversation, Tamura-san?

p3
>I understand. I've gotten somewhat smaller, right?
>Somewhat doesn't even cover it. Look, I can pick you up.

>But is having a large body really that important, Nemoto-san?
>That's not something you should say while being picked up, is it?

>There's no problem if I do this.
>OW!? You're really strong!

>My strength has remained the same.
>This is conceivably the worst possible situation.

>So with that said, I'll be in your care today.
>Please don't give this worst possible situation a topping of nightmares!

p4
>What are you complaining about?
>Hmph.
>Don't hmph me! I still don't know how you became tiny!

>Oh, that's simple.
>I just dieted too much.
>No, there's no way that's the case!

>I ended up like this after drinking that shady looking diet drink I found on the street.
>That might've done it.

>Dieting too much really isn't good for you.
>What about drinking stuff you found on the street!? Is your stomach okay?

>I'm fine. I do it on a regular basis.
>I don't think your brain's okay, though.

p5
>What do we do about class? Sensei's gonna faint when she sees this.
>Heck, I want to pass out too.
>It's fine.

>If Sensei and the others see me like this, they'll just see "yeah, that sounds possible for Tamura".
>How do you perceive yourself, Tamura-san!? There has never been a human being who has become this tiny before!
>Well I guess I have lost a bit too much weight.
>How long are you going to assist this was you screwing up your diet?

>At any rate, be my support for today.
>Hmm. Alright, but what am I supposed to do?

>Kiss me
>or something?

>Hmmm?

p6
>It happens a lot, right? The sleeping princess is awoken by a kiss from a prince.

>Aah.
>I guess it does.

>That's it.
>What is!?

>A kiss isn't gonna cure you!
>Not that a hospital is gonna fare any better!
>I guess so.

>We should just go to the school infirmary.
>You rank the school infirmary higher than a hospital, Tamura-san?

p7
>Anyway, it's almost time for class.
>Put me in your shirt pocket.

>?
>My shirt doesn't have a...

>It does!?

>I sewed it on last night.
>How did you get into my room!?

>At this size, I can infiltrate places with ease.
>Are you aware that you're breaking the law, Tamura-san?

p8
>Just put me in your pocket.
>Class is starting.
>Eeeh....

>Can't be helped...
>I guess you wouldn't be able to see the blackboard otherwise, huh?

>No. I just wanted to enjoy your scent, Nemoto-san.
>Get out this instance.

>I'm definitely not going anywhere! My resolve is firm!
>Not so loud! Get out!

p9
>No. I wanna live here.
>Live here!?

>How does 7000 as rent sound?
>Don't dish out realistic figures! You're not living here, okay!?

>You won't let me live here!?
>How can you be so loud with such an unchanging expression!?

>How much for the deposit?
>Just drop it already.

>What kind of shirt pocket has a deposit?

p10
>I'm sorry, Nemoto-san.
>Wh-What is it?

>It'd be a big help if you made the compensation cheap.
>Don't enter a negotiation phase!

>Besides, there's no furniture or anything.
>How do you plan on living in there?

>If the need arises, I can stock up on groceries.
>Don't do survival training in my pocket!

>You got any kitchen scissors?
>Don't make living here convenient for you!

p11
>You're not planning on starting a fire in there, are you?
>How rude.

>I'll properly use inducted heating.
>I properly have no idea what you're talking about.

>I'll take showers and go to the toilet outside, so it'll be fine.
>There's not one single thing that's fine about that!

>Look! Class is starting, so eyes straight!
>Now!
>What's with the pompous attitude!?


p12
>In the end, she stayed in there until lunch break.

>Heaven is right here.
>How?

>It was so comfortable that I slept like a baby.
>Why are you only now getting bashful about this...?

>It's lunch break now, so get out, okay?
>...

>Couldn't you let me stay here and feed me my lunch?
>I won't be able to stay calm!

p13
>Shouldn't you say "please"?
>This is the first time in my life that I've ever wanted to murder someone.

>I won't leave if you don't say please.
>I'll build my grave in here.
>A permanent resident even in death!?

>Fine, I get it!
>Please!

>Can't be helped~
>That "good grief" attitude of yours pisses me off!

>She finally left.

p14
>Now then, I'll have you feed me.
>Tamura-san, are you familiar with the word "restraint" at all?

>It's fine, right? I can't eat that much at this size.
>Aah, I guess so.

>Here's some bread then.
>It's too big. Make it smaller.
>S-Sorry. Here. Say ah.
>Aahn

>Wait! Even at this size, the manual labour is the same!

>That's not true! The time it takes to make the food smaller should be more arduous than usual!
>You knew that and you still made me do it? Are you an ancient evil emperor, Tamura-san?

p15
>More importantly, gimme another bite.
>Ah, geez.

>Say ah.
>Ahn~

>Wipe my face.
>Here.

>Gimme a drink.
>Here.

>Is it good?
>It's alright, I suppose.
>Did your conscience run away from home, Tamura-san?

p16
>Aren't you gonna eat too, Nemoto-san?
>I haven't had the time at all.

>Whatcha eating?
>Hmm?

>It's a hamburger.
>I see.

>How indecent.
>Indecent!?

>Hamburgers are a weak and helpless bit of meat trapped between two pieces of bread, right?
>Indecent.
>It's your delusions that are indecent! Weren't you the one laughing at me for being a lewd pink!?

p17
>Lew...
>What was that?

>Like I said,
>lewd pink.

>Sorry, I didn't hear that very well.
>L-Lewd pink.

>One more.
>You're making me say it on purpose, aren't you!?

>That was the ultimate play.
>Mind if I sue you?

p18
>At any rate, once lunch is over, get back to your seat. I'm not looking after you anymore.
>What about our engagement?
>There wasn't one to begin with!!

>Where shall we go for our honeymoon?
>Are you even listening to me?

>Are you planning on breaking the "Pocket Yuri-chan" contract?
>There was a contract!? I don't recall putting my seal on anything, but cancel it!

>Well then, I need to get the documents to go through the legal procedures, so put me in your pocket again.
>R-Right, sure.

>Paradise is right her.
>Do you even intend to leave!?
>Things remained like this until the next day.