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The Big Reveal

EmZee712
Apr 2nd, 2013
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  1. 01:08:17 <Shane> bojan ur a jerk
  2. 01:08:23 <Bojan> fuck you
  3. 01:08:30 <Shane> fuck you more
  4. 01:08:33 <DevilHunter> oh thats right
  5. 01:08:33 <Bojan> no
  6. 01:08:39 <Shane> stewped KUNT
  7. 01:08:40 <DevilHunter> walkin ded is still blocked here
  8. 01:08:41 <DevilHunter> heh
  9. 01:09:32 <Bojan> look, just because i told you was a guy, doesn't mean you have to hate on me
  10. 01:09:36 <Bojan> we can be bros
  11. 01:09:51 <DevilHunter> bros before hoes
  12. 01:09:58 <Shane> No fucking way, I was lead on this entire time
  13. 01:10:02 <Shane> You god damn bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. 01:10:06 <Cyber> keo v2
  15. 01:10:11 <Bojan> How on earth did I lead you on?
  16. 01:10:25 <Bojan> Just because you thought I was FEMALE doesn't mean that I would have e-dated you
  17. 01:10:26 <Shane> You sent me pictures of your fewkin girlfriend and said it was you, thats how
  18. 01:10:39 <DevilHunter> rofl
  19. 01:10:48 <DevilHunter> JERRY JERRY
  20. 01:10:50 <Shane> I can't believe you'd DO THIS
  21. 01:10:52 <Bojan> You just wanted to believe so bad that I was a girl, that you misread that I said it was MY girlfriend
  22. 01:10:59 <Bojan> You thought it was me and that I was YOUR girlfriend
  23. 01:11:00 * DevilHunter plays the Fight Bell
  24. 01:11:27 <Bigbomb2> Im lost
  25. 01:11:28 <Shane> Well fucking work on your spelling then, christ, I didn't think you'd spend a entire YEAR DOING THIS
  26. 01:11:41 <- Armour has quit IRC ["Quitting"]
  27. 01:11:56 <Bojan> I'M SORRY THAT I DON'T USE AMERICAN ENGLISH
  28. 01:12:05 <Shane> YOU SAID YOU WERE SCOTTISH
  29. 01:12:13 <Bojan> And I'm also so SORRY that you're so desperate for A GIRLFRIEND
  30. 01:12:19 <Bojan> THAT YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME YOUR GIRLFRIEND
  31. 01:12:23 <Bojan> AND I'M A FUCKING DUDE
  32. 01:12:40 <Shane> Well I'm sorry you can't seem to be entertained by your girlfriend that you'd lead on a UNDERAGED BOY ON THE INTERNET
  33. 01:12:50 <Bigbomb2> This ice cream is the tits
  34. 01:12:54 <Bojan> 19 is underage?????????????????????????
  35. 01:12:58 <Shane> I'm 17
  36. 01:13:03 <DevilHunter> I love you guys.. just saying
  37. 01:13:12 <Bojan> I DIDN'T LEAD YOU ON
  38. 01:13:17 <Shane> YES YOU DID
  39. 01:13:20 <Bojan> HOW
  40. 01:13:24 <Shane> "I'll send you this Teddy Bear for christmas"
  41. 01:13:36 <Shane> "It has a heart on it, and it's a rainbow <3"
  42. 01:13:51 <Bojan> That was out of pity
  43. 01:14:03 <Shane> You bitch!
  44. 01:14:07 <Bojan> "I've never been bought a gift before, no one loves me"
  45. 01:14:11 <Bojan> You fucking guilted me into it
  46. 01:14:16 <Bojan> I FELT BAD FOR YOU
  47. 01:14:29 <Shane> Well you didn't feel bad enough to finally tell me you're a fucking DUDE
  48. 01:14:39 <Bojan> I DID
  49. 01:14:42 <Bojan> PLENTY OF TIMES
  50. 01:14:48 <Shane> I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING
  51. 01:14:51 <Bojan> I even offered a fucking dick pic
  52. 01:14:56 <Bojan> and you thought it was a joke
  53. 01:15:10 <Shane> Yeah and when I accepted it, you just drew a penis on a fewking piece of paper
  54. 01:15:12 <- Slyfox has quit IRC [Client closed the connection]
  55. 01:15:16 <Shane> I thought you were just fucking with me
  56. 01:15:19 <Bojan> That was a drawing of you
  57. 01:15:20 <Shane> Apparently god damn not
  58. 01:15:40 <Bojan> Well I'm so sorry that you 'fell' for a dude online
  59. 01:15:47 <Bojan> Go join the soulsucka club
  60. 01:15:52 <Shane> fuck you
  61. 01:16:02 <Shane> You're the one who said you loved me back
  62. 01:16:06 <Shane> So you fucked up twice there
  63. 01:16:13 <Bojan> I'm not gay dude
  64. 01:16:19 <Bojan> I wouldn't say I loved you
  65. 01:16:22 <Bojan> fucking gross man
  66. 01:16:27 <Bojan> as much as you'd like me to be gay
  67. 01:16:27 <Shane> YOU WERE ABOUT TO SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK
  68. 01:16:33 <Bojan> AS PROOF
  69. 01:16:41 <Bojan> I'm not ashamed of what I was given
  70. 01:16:45 <Bigbomb2> lol
  71. 01:17:05 <Shane> Look brah, just quit doom forever
  72. 01:17:17 <Shane> If you're going to go through this whole process
  73. 01:17:37 <Bojan> Why should I quit? I've got nothing to run from
  74. 01:17:51 <Shane> The fact you engaged in a online relationship with a 17 year old boy from another country
  75. 01:17:53 <Shane> I think so!
  76. 01:18:19 <Bojan> If talking to you through pity is a 'relationship', then your idea of relationships is pretty fucked up
  77. 01:18:24 <Bojan> I think you need a reality check
  78. 01:19:29 <Shane> Yeah, pity being "Let's do this and that together" Or "You should totally move in with me" yeah thats pretty rough pity there
  79. 01:20:09 <Bojan> And how's this for fucked up, "I don't care that you're a dude, I'll fly you over here so we can be together regardless"
  80. 01:20:10 <Bojan> i
  81. 01:20:11 <Bojan> am
  82. 01:20:12 <Bojan> not
  83. 01:20:13 <Bojan> gay
  84. 01:20:30 <Shane> And the fact that you actually told your girlfriend and SHE KNEW ABOUT IT
  85. 01:20:36 <Shane> AND THEN WENT ON TS FOR YOU AND SKYPE TO PLAY AS YUO
  86. 01:20:43 <Shane> what the fuck!!!!!!!
  87. 01:20:51 <Bojan> She just wanted to have some fun
  88. 01:21:13 <Bojan> I'm just gonna ignore the fact that you want to bang my girlfriend as well here
  89. 01:21:16 <Shane> You're twisted man, a damn shameful excuse of a man!!!
  90. 01:21:25 <Bojan> Stop chasing me and my girl
  91. 01:21:27 <Bojan> we don't want you
  92. 01:21:43 <Shane> I never wanted YOU, or your stewped girlfriend, both of you can rot for all I care
  93. 01:21:55 <Bojan> well fuck off then
  94. 01:21:59 <Bojan> don't talk to either of us again
  95. 01:22:03 <Bojan> i couldn't care less
  96. 01:22:06 <Shane> I will fuck off
  97. 01:22:09 <Shane> Only if you can do me one favor
  98. 01:22:14 <Bojan> depends what it is
  99. 01:22:23 <Shane> Will you pee on my butt?
  100. 01:22:31 <Bojan> my aim isn't very good
  101. 01:22:39 <Shane> I'll wear a funnel bb
  102. 01:22:39 <Bojan> but i'll sure try
  103. 01:22:49 <Bojan> efficient, i like it
  104. 01:22:55 <Bojan> get allllll the pee
  105. 01:23:04 <Shane> Helps get the fluids going y'know
  106. 01:23:32 * TheToxicAvenger raises an eyebro
  107. 01:23:34 <TheToxicAvenger> w
  108. 01:23:40 <Shane> Happy April Fools
  109. 01:23:52 <Bojan> yeah, i wouldn't really pee in his butt
  110. 01:23:53 <Shane> Belated
  111. 01:23:55 <Bojan> my girlfriend wouldn't like it
  112. 01:23:57 <Bigbomb2> was about to say
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