$+($1,:) Do you think if your $read(smart_noun.txt) $read(family_member.txt) were just a little

more intelligent, you might bear the middle name $+(",$read(stupid_name.txt),"?)
$+($1,:) I once had a friend who I believe you resemble. She felt fantastic, and glowed a bright

red when she was at her hottest. I called her $+($read(stupid_name.txt),.) My

$read(ass_word.txt) was her home, until her blood started dripping all over the floor.
$+($1,:) I didn't know you were cognitively capable of finding yourself a new village!
$+($1,:) Last time I noticed you walking around with that $read(ass_word.txt) of yours, there

was a rasher of bacon attached to a fishing line with an older, fatter man on the end of it.
$+($1,:) When was the last time you bathed? You remind me so much of that putrid, viscous turd I

expelled last night that I decided to coin a new term: Giving birth to an $+($1,.)
$+($1,:) If there were only a few billion more of you, the term $+(",$read(stupid_noun.txt),")

may become superfluous.
$+($1,:) You're so $gettok(idiotic moronic stupid,$rand(1,3),32) the $read(smart_noun.txt) $+ s

suggested you might learn something if you were dropped on your head!
$+($1,:) A recent survey stated that the average braincell is only half the

$read(stupid_noun.txt) you are.
$+($1,:) Contrary to popular belief, the future is looking quite optimistic for you.

$regsubex($read(stupid_noun.txt),/^(.)/,$upper(\1)) $+ s enjoy an endless sea of handicapped

parking spaces and affectionate wedgies.