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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. Stranger: FBI
  3. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
  4. Stranger: is coming
  5. You: "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it."
  6. Stranger: what?
  7. Stranger: Hugh G. Wrekshin
  8. You: Have you heard the Good Word?
  9. Stranger: ?
  10. You: The good word about our savior.
  11. Stranger: what?
  12. You: The Emperor of Mankind!
  13. Stranger: ?
  14. Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
  15. Stranger: what?
  16. You: That's not what that law says at all.
  17. You: In fact, it doesn't exist.
  18. Stranger: what??
  19. Stranger: what
  20. Stranger: what are you talking about
  21. You: Also they'd never inform you that the other person couldn't see the message.
  22. Stranger: what???
  23. You: Let me tell you about the God Emperor.
  24. Stranger: go fuck your self
  25. Stranger: and have fun
  26. Stranger: while a rapes thou
  27. Stranger: ;)
  28. You: You sound like a heretic.
  29. Stranger: what is that
  30. You: It's one who goes against the good news of our savior and worships the forces of chaos, selling their souls and threatening our species for fleeting favors.
  31. Stranger: shut up you religious faggot
  32. Stranger: haha
  33. Stranger: hahhah
  34. Stranger: ahahah
  35. Stranger: ahahha
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  37. Stranger: ahahha
  38. Stranger: hah
  39. Stranger: ah
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  43. Stranger: aha
  44. Stranger: h
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  46. Stranger: a
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  49. Stranger: ah
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  51. Stranger: a
  52. Stranger: ah
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  70. Stranger: ah
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  91. Stranger: ah
  92. Stranger: ahahahah
  93. Stranger: h
  94. Stranger: ah
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  97. Stranger: h
  98. You: He is the golden wiseman who is lifting -- has been lifting -- our species up from the mud and into the stars. He knows that it is you are are special, as all of humanity is. That our in born potential is infinite. He will put fire to the mutant and the heretic and the xenos! Yes, even you, a humble and useless simpleton, are given worth by the mere fact you are human.
  99. Stranger: hahah
  100. Stranger: ha
  101. Stranger: ha
  102. Stranger: h
  103. Stranger: ah
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  108. Stranger: a
  109. Stranger: h
  110. Stranger: ah
  111. You: He is the Emprah.
  112. Stranger: h
  113. Stranger: ha
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  115. Stranger: h
  116. Stranger: ah
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  118. Stranger: a
  119. Stranger: ha
  120. Stranger: h
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  122. Stranger: ah
  123. Stranger: a
  124. Stranger: h
  125. Stranger: ah
  126. Stranger: hha
  127. Stranger: h
  128. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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