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- Thank you! Thank you!

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So, 1600 a month?

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- Yep, that's what it is.

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- Well, I want to rent
the apartment, not the

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whole block.

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- It has got everything
you could possibly need.

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I mean it's close to the shops,

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the tube station is right down the road,

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it has got some great pubs on the corner

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and it's furnished.

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- Yeah, I know.

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- So you'll take it right?

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- Uh, well.

14
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- You're an actress, aren't you?

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah, yeah, I saw you in the silent

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- Day.

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- The Silent Day.

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Yeah, you were really good.

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- Okay, well I don't want to push you,

21
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but this place is going to be rented

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by the end of the day.

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- Really?

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- Yeah, I mean, these types

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of apartments are almost
impossible to find.

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I've got like 10 people coming by

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to visit this place just today.

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- 10?

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah right.

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- Jonathan, hi, please
tell me I got the job.

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Oh fuck.

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Did they get my script?

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Did they like it?

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What?

36
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Not enough drama?

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My script is so much better than all

38
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this Hollywood crap.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry too.

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Okay, speak to you tomorrow.

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Bye.

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Fuck.

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I'll take it.

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- Morning Sandra.

45
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- Good morning Dick,

46
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I hope you don't mind

47
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but we've all started working already.

48
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- No, I don't mind.

49
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- Oh, it's really good to see you anyway.

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- Yeah, you too.

51
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And you know I'm wishing you double

52
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what you're wishing me.

53
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- I can't go to hell twice, Dick.

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- Yeah, but two Sandra's
wouldn't fit anyway, would they?

55
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Morning mate.

56
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- I just sold them an Audi Q5.

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That's number 87 so far.

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What?

59
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You're not happy for your best friend?

60
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Are you feeling depressed?

61
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- No, I'm reading this book,

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it's fascinating.

63
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- Selling cars for dummies?

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- Don't be a Dick Sandra.

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It's about ancient wisdom.

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- Ah.

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- Oh, nice.

68
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- Did you know that when you buy a car,

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you feel happy right?

70
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But it isn't according to this,

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the car that causes the happiness.

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The happiness is created by the fact that

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in that moment you are free from desire.

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And so for a moment life
is as good as it gets.

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- Listen, happiness is the absence

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of striving for happiness.

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Chuang Tzu.

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- Yeah.

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- Mate, do you never
think about this stuff?

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Like what it's all about?

81
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Because you know what.

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I was reading this last night

83
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and do you know what I realized?

84
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- You're having a midlife crisis?

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- I realized who I was.

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- Come on Dick, our meeting's starting.

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- Right guys, listen up.

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First of all the results so far.

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Leo, 86.

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- I just sold an Audi Q5.

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- My correction, 87.

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Philip, 79, above expectation.

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Arno, 71.

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And Dick, 29.

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You sold just 1 car over
the last two weeks Dick.

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Success is a choice.

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It all depends on one question.

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Are you an eagle or a Duck?

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- I'm sorry?

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- Are you an eagle or a Duck Dick?

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I want only eagles on my team.

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Ducks they just swim and waddle.

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Now an eagle flies,

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has a great overview

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and knows precisely when to swoop

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and get its prey.

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- Yeah, but I'm a vegetarian.

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- You have one more
month to prove yourself,

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otherwise you're out.

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Moving on gentlemen.

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Next item.

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- Hi sweet.

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- Hi.

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- How was the audition?

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- Yeah, they seemed to like it.

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I think it went well.

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- Great!

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Where's Anna?

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- What?

120
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I thought you were picking her up.

121
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You knew I had an audition.

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- You said

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- No, no, you relax, stay here,

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don't worry about it,

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I'll go and get her.

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- Take my car!

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- Oh, thank you very much.

128
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Anna!

129
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- Mum!

130
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- You cannot just walk home on your own.

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- You didn't pick me up.

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- I'm sorry.

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Come on, come with me.

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Are you alright?

135
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- Can I have a sweetie?

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- Yep.

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So how was your day at school?

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- We had sports day.

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- What?

140
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- You forgot to bring my sports clothes.

141
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- I didn't know Anna.

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They should have told me.

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- It was in the letter I gave you.

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Who's Lucile?

145
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- What?

146
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It's one of your father's
colleagues darling.

147
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She must really like working with him.

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- Hi dad.

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- I'm sorry sweet.

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I thought your mum was
coming to pick you up.

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- It's okay.

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- Anna, why don't you go

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and watch the television?

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- Alright.

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- Good girl.

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- Give me your phone.

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- What?

158
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- Give me your phone.

159
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- My phone's none of your business.

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- Why, is it only Lucille's business?

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- We're work colleagues.

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- Mum, may I have a drink?

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- Yeah, in a minute Anna.

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- We're work colleagues, it's nothing.

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Nothing.

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- How long has this been going on?

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- Nothing is going on.

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- Do you think I'm an idiot?

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- No.

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- Did you have sex with her?

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- No.

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- Mum.

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- Yeah, in a second Anna.

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- You can sleep on the couch mate.

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- Anna?

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You're still awake?

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- Yes.

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- Yeah okay.

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I've got to talk to you.

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Okay?

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- Why are you angry with dad?

182
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- Let's put it this way,

183
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Mummy had baked daddy a really tasty cake

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and she was waiting for him to get home

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to give him the cake.

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And when he finally arrived he was full up

187
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because he had already
eaten another woman's cake.

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That's why mummy has to
go on holiday for a while.

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- To Spain?

190
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- London.

191
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But you can come and visit
me whenever you like okay?

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If you want.

193
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- Are you looking for UFO's or something?

194
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- Oh hello.

195
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Good morning Sandra.

196
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You look beautiful today.

197
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- What?

198
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- Morning Leo.

199
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- And he is late again.

200
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That's a record even for you.

201
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- Oh, it's happening.

202
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- What?

203
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- All this.

204
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Isn't it wonderful?

205
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- Are you feeling alright Dick?

206
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- Hey Leo,

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has anyone ever told you,

208
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that you are perfect?

209
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- What?

210
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- You are perfect.

211
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- Are you on drugs Dick?

212
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- You know I love you.

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- Get off, get off.

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Are you crazy?

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- Mr. Hanson.

216
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I have come to tell you I am taking

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the day off.

218
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- Dick, you know that there's

219
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a procedure for these things.

220
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- It is far too nice out there for work.

221
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- Mr. Hanson,

222
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he's feeling a bit confused.

223
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- He's reading this book
on spirituality and so

224
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- Dick, I don't care
if in your private time

225
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you listen to vegetarian music.

226
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But here we work.

227
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I suggest you focus on your targets.

228
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- And then what?

229
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We focus on our targets

230
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and we make our goals and then next year

231
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we make new goals and
then we all panic again.

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Does no one else see that that

233
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is just completely pointless?

234
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- You are so fired.

235
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- Oh, thank you sir.

236
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- Get out, you imbecile.

237
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- Do you know what your
gravestone is going

238
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to say when you die?

239
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It's gonna say,

240
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here lies John, he sold a lot of cars?

241
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Who's the imbecile now?

242
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,834
- Oh, that one over there.

243
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Thanks.

244
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- It's so nice having
you living next to me.

245
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A close neighbor is better
than a far-away friend.

246
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- Sure.

247
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- So, that's so exciting that your mum's

248
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going to be living here.

249
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- It's just a holiday.

250
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- Oh, I thought.

251
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- My mum and dad are on holiday

252
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as well at the moment.

253
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They are on a cruise around Scandinavia.

254
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So I have the whole apartment to myself.

255
00:15:44,313 --> 00:15:46,516
- You still live with your mum and dad?

256
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- Yep, do you know how expensive it is

257
00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:49,215
to rent in London at the moment?

258
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- No.

259
00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:54,212
- Don't you have a job?

260
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- Yes, I'm a computer programmer
in php, C++, javascript,

261
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HANA technology and
mobile cloud solutions.

262
00:16:04,975 --> 00:16:06,225
- This is Lisa.

263
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- Any more to bring in?

264
00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:12,834
- No, that's great.

265
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:13,913
- If you need any more help,

266
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feel free to ask me.

267
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- Great.

268
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Bye.

269
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- Bye, Anna.

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- Bye.

271
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- Martin.

272
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- Bye, Martin.

273
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- Bye.

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(doorbell)

275
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- Mum, it's Martin again.

276
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- I was thinking.

277
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Could I take you for a drink

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somewhere this week?

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- I've just moved in so.

280
00:17:04,077 --> 00:17:07,071
- Just to get to know
each other as neighbors?

281
00:17:07,071 --> 00:17:08,321
Just one drink?

282
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:10,894
- Yes.

283
00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:12,617
- Great, tomorrow?

284
00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:14,718
- Perhaps a little later in the week?

285
00:17:14,718 --> 00:17:15,551
Thursday?

286
00:17:16,654 --> 00:17:17,716
- Perfect.

287
00:17:17,716 --> 00:17:18,718
We can go to the Red Lion

288
00:17:18,718 --> 00:17:19,734
at the end of the street.

289
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:20,731
- Sure.

290
00:17:20,731 --> 00:17:21,977
- Say at seven PM?

291
00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:23,294
- Eight.

292
00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:25,211
- Perfect, great, nice.

293
00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:27,050
- Okay.

294
00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:29,417
Well bye.

295
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:32,537
- Yeah okay, yeah, bye then.

296
00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:33,370
- Bye.

297
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,574
- Wow, thank you.

298
00:18:04,574 --> 00:18:07,054
That is such a great farewell party.

299
00:18:07,054 --> 00:18:07,887
- Well you know,

300
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,175
we're really gonna miss you Dick.

301
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,550
It's like who's going to
insult me in the morning?

302
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,474
- Don't worry, I'll text you.

303
00:18:13,474 --> 00:18:14,307
- Oh joy.

304
00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:18,093
- Can I have a cola, please?

305
00:18:18,093 --> 00:18:19,234
- A glass of white wine.

306
00:18:19,234 --> 00:18:20,734
- Sparkling water.

307
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:24,615
- You know what?

308
00:18:24,615 --> 00:18:27,895
It's absolutely wonderful to be free.

309
00:18:27,895 --> 00:18:30,535
And you know what I've realized what I am?

310
00:18:30,535 --> 00:18:31,368
- A dick?

311
00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:34,754
- No, listen.

312
00:18:34,754 --> 00:18:35,754
Who are you?

313
00:18:37,597 --> 00:18:38,430
- Leo.

314
00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:41,230
- Yeah okay so you're Leo.

315
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:44,476
But let's say you change
your name to Roger.

316
00:18:44,476 --> 00:18:46,157
Are you still Leo?

317
00:18:46,157 --> 00:18:49,574
- Why would Leo change his name to Roger?

318
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,006
- Well okay, you know what?

319
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,194
That's beside the point.

320
00:18:54,194 --> 00:18:55,213
What I'm trying to explain

321
00:18:55,213 --> 00:18:57,175
is that you are not your name.

322
00:18:57,175 --> 00:18:58,397
This is probably the most important

323
00:18:58,397 --> 00:19:00,333
question you're ever
going to ask yourself.

324
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,333
Who are you?

325
00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:04,430
- Cheers.

326
00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:08,237
- Because I think you
think you're your body.

327
00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:10,055
But you are not your body.

328
00:19:10,055 --> 00:19:12,213
- My scales will beg to differ.

329
00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:15,963
- Okay, but what if I
cut off both your arms

330
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:19,915
and both your legs, are you still you?

331
00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:20,935
- I really don't think that's

332
00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:22,653
the best way to lose weight, Dick.

333
00:19:22,653 --> 00:19:24,054
- If you haven't got any arms and legs,

334
00:19:24,054 --> 00:19:25,655
are you still you.

335
00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:27,015
- Yes, of course you are.

336
00:19:27,015 --> 00:19:29,133
- So where then is the hidden I am,

337
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,237
this little I.

338
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,575
In your body?

339
00:19:31,575 --> 00:19:34,333
I know what you're want to say now.

340
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,677
You want to say,

341
00:19:35,677 --> 00:19:37,234
actually it's in my mind.

342
00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:38,754
You think there is a little Sandra

343
00:19:38,754 --> 00:19:40,855
up in your mind steering the wheel.

344
00:19:40,855 --> 00:19:45,213
But that, that little
I, that's an illusion.

345
00:19:45,213 --> 00:19:46,514
- Whatever.

346
00:19:46,514 --> 00:19:47,514
- No Sandra.

347
00:19:48,717 --> 00:19:52,477
Listen, if you look for that I you're

348
00:19:52,477 --> 00:19:54,910
never going to find it.

349
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:58,194
- Oh, so The I is like
a girlfriend for Leo.

350
00:19:58,194 --> 00:19:59,272
- What?

351
00:19:59,272 --> 00:20:00,375
- You'll never find one.

352
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,373
- Oh come on.

353
00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:02,813
Just because I haven't had a date in

354
00:20:02,813 --> 00:20:04,573
a while doesn't mean I
can't get laid anymore.

355
00:20:04,573 --> 00:20:05,575
- Of course it doesn't.

356
00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:07,133
It just means you have to pay for it.

357
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,374
- I have sex from time to time.

358
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,215
I just don't always
tell you guys about it.

359
00:20:10,215 --> 00:20:12,253
- What a minute.

360
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:16,413
This is possibly the most
existential question ever here,

361
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:17,992
and you've just turned it to sex.

362
00:20:17,992 --> 00:20:19,133
- Everything is about sex.

363
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:20,855
Life is about sex.

364
00:20:20,855 --> 00:20:24,433
We're only here because
somebody has been fucking.

365
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,332
Well apart from Leo obviously.

366
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:27,610
- And how many have you had Sandra?

367
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,373
- What, today?

368
00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:32,013
- No, you guys, you don't understand it.

369
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,956
Our brains, they are creating

370
00:20:34,956 --> 00:20:37,208
this self-awareness all the time

371
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,208
and then you think that.

372
00:20:48,035 --> 00:20:51,217
- My goal in life is
connect with the source,

373
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,634
to be one with infinite love.

374
00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:58,595
- Thank you, Alice.

375
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,213
- I could do it a bit more
aggressively if you like.

376
00:21:06,213 --> 00:21:07,410
- No, no, no, it was good.

377
00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:09,756
- Yes, thank you Alice.

378
00:21:09,756 --> 00:21:10,589
- It was great to see
you and solid audition.

379
00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:12,670
What's your availability at the moment?

380
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:13,916
- You know what it's like,

381
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:15,730
I've got a lot of jobs on the go.

382
00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:17,914
- Oh, we're filming in the next few days

383
00:21:17,914 --> 00:21:19,254
and if you're busy then.

384
00:21:19,254 --> 00:21:21,857
- No, no, no, I'm sure I can fit it in.

385
00:21:21,857 --> 00:21:23,996
I can be pretty flexible.

386
00:21:23,996 --> 00:21:25,630
- Good, we'll give you a call.

387
00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:27,073
- Thanks, Tom.

388
00:21:27,073 --> 00:21:28,156
It's good to see you.

389
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:30,193
We should catch up.

390
00:21:30,193 --> 00:21:32,443
- I'll walk with you Alice.

391
00:21:35,358 --> 00:21:36,646
- Bridget.

392
00:21:36,646 --> 00:21:37,479
- Hi, Ismael.

393
00:21:37,479 --> 00:21:38,402
- Nice seeing you.

394
00:21:38,402 --> 00:21:39,235
- How are you?

395
00:21:39,235 --> 00:21:40,568
- Good, come in.

396
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:53,446
- Oh, Alice.

397
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,279
- Hi.

398
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,414
- Sorry I'm late,

399
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,902
I had to go to an audition.

400
00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,118
- Oh, you're an actress?

401
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,572
- Yeah.

402
00:22:00,572 --> 00:22:01,786
- Oh shit.

403
00:22:01,786 --> 00:22:04,936
Have I seen you in anything?

404
00:22:04,936 --> 00:22:07,769
- You remember Elements of Spring?

405
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,138
- No, no, sorry.

406
00:22:11,657 --> 00:22:14,566
- Well, next week I might be winning

407
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,846
the award for best actress

408
00:22:16,846 --> 00:22:18,679
in the The Silent Day.

409
00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:24,802
- Nothing To Be Lost?

410
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,002
- The one with the bear.

411
00:22:26,002 --> 00:22:26,914
- Vampires.

412
00:22:26,914 --> 00:22:28,342
- Vampires, bear.

413
00:22:28,342 --> 00:22:30,170
- Do you ever go to the cinema?

414
00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:32,886
- I am terrible with names.

415
00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:34,430
- No One Left?

416
00:22:34,430 --> 00:22:36,306
- The Western?

417
00:22:36,306 --> 00:22:39,806
- No it's the crime drama with Rick Alan.

418
00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:43,386
You've been living in a hole.

419
00:22:43,386 --> 00:22:45,219
These aren't B movies.

420
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,133
- Would you like a drink?

421
00:22:52,718 --> 00:22:53,551
- Yeah, please.

422
00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:54,634
A white wine.

423
00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:58,916
- A white wine.

424
00:23:01,236 --> 00:23:03,199
- Do I know you from somewhere?

425
00:23:03,199 --> 00:23:04,506
- Well

426
00:23:04,506 --> 00:23:05,394
- I totally remember.

427
00:23:05,394 --> 00:23:07,806
You used to work in a shoe shop

428
00:23:07,806 --> 00:23:09,223
in Oxford Street?

429
00:23:10,314 --> 00:23:13,074
- Yeah, that was a long time ago

430
00:23:13,074 --> 00:23:14,267
when I was a student.

431
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:17,434
- You sold me a great pair of loafers.

432
00:23:18,910 --> 00:23:20,327
- I have loafers.

433
00:23:26,662 --> 00:23:29,662
- So my neighbor's a famous actress.

434
00:23:30,954 --> 00:23:32,992
Do you have time to date with your career?

435
00:23:32,992 --> 00:23:34,538
- Well, it's hard.

436
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,158
Most people just want to date me

437
00:23:36,158 --> 00:23:38,394
because I'm in TV and filming.

438
00:23:38,394 --> 00:23:39,654
- Oh, sorry.

439
00:23:39,654 --> 00:23:41,602
It's my agent.

440
00:23:41,602 --> 00:23:42,602
Hi Jonathan.

441
00:23:44,153 --> 00:23:46,582
Yeah, I thought I'd be hearing from you.

442
00:23:46,582 --> 00:23:48,234
Yeah.

443
00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:49,658
What?

444
00:23:49,658 --> 00:23:51,578
With Walter Blackmore?

445
00:23:51,578 --> 00:23:53,110
Yeah.

446
00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:54,278
What?

447
00:23:54,278 --> 00:23:55,209
Tomorrow?

448
00:23:55,209 --> 00:23:56,602
Why so soon?

449
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,030
No, no, no, it's not a problem.

450
00:23:58,030 --> 00:23:59,198
Not a problem.

451
00:23:59,198 --> 00:24:00,031
Alright.

452
00:24:00,031 --> 00:24:01,178
Brilliant.

453
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:02,710
Get them to bike the script over for me.

454
00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:03,543
Super.

455
00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:05,470
Good to hear from you.

456
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:07,220
Thanks Jonathan, bye!

457
00:24:08,454 --> 00:24:09,787
This is amazing.

458
00:24:10,974 --> 00:24:14,528
I could be working with Walter Blackmore.

459
00:24:14,528 --> 00:24:16,494
You know who he is right?

460
00:24:16,494 --> 00:24:17,327
- Yep.

461
00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:23,405
Do you get recognized much?

462
00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:26,170
- Well, literally yesterday this guy

463
00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:27,550
stopped me on the street.

464
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:30,217
He said, hey you're Alice Richardson,

465
00:24:30,217 --> 00:24:31,532
can I have your number?

466
00:24:31,532 --> 00:24:32,902
And I said, Darling, to me you

467
00:24:32,902 --> 00:24:34,402
are just a number.

468
00:24:36,047 --> 00:24:37,053
Do you get it?

469
00:24:37,053 --> 00:24:37,886
- Yeah.

470
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,406
- And then he said, can
I give you my number?

471
00:24:41,406 --> 00:24:45,426
I said, what for, just
in case I need a plumber?

472
00:24:45,426 --> 00:24:46,850
- Oh, he was a plumber.

473
00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:47,850
- No, silly.

474
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:54,922
- I'm gonna watch all your movies, Alice.

475
00:24:54,922 --> 00:24:56,089
- All of them?

476
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:58,362
- Yep.

477
00:24:58,362 --> 00:24:59,602
- You're so sweet.

478
00:24:59,602 --> 00:25:03,064
- I'm gonna be your biggest fan.

479
00:25:03,064 --> 00:25:04,806
You're wonderful Alice.

480
00:25:04,806 --> 00:25:06,020
You're beautiful,

481
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,030
so funny and talented.

482
00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:09,697
I really enjoy this.

483
00:25:10,702 --> 00:25:13,619
- I'm just going to powder my nose.

484
00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,436
- Cut.

485
00:25:59,436 --> 00:26:01,186
We're gonna go again.

486
00:26:06,245 --> 00:26:07,912
- Tom, I just wanted to say

487
00:26:07,912 --> 00:26:10,476
I am so excited to be here.

488
00:26:10,476 --> 00:26:12,080
And I think you have done

489
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,648
a really great job putting me with Walter.

490
00:26:14,648 --> 00:26:15,592
- It's good to have you here.

491
00:26:15,592 --> 00:26:16,508
Michelle Jones was going

492
00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:17,341
to play the part,

493
00:26:17,341 --> 00:26:18,174
but we found out she was pregnant

494
00:26:18,174 --> 00:26:19,176
at the last minute.

495
00:26:19,176 --> 00:26:20,136
- Oh.

496
00:26:20,136 --> 00:26:21,696
- Yeah, so we are really
happy you were free.

497
00:26:21,696 --> 00:26:24,488
Can you jump in first again?

498
00:26:24,488 --> 00:26:25,821
First positions.

499
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:30,387
Sound, camera, and action.

500
00:26:45,955 --> 00:26:47,372
- May I sit here?

501
00:26:48,964 --> 00:26:49,797
- Yes.

502
00:26:55,550 --> 00:26:56,800
- Hi, I'm Dick.

503
00:26:59,765 --> 00:27:00,598
- Nina.

504
00:27:01,795 --> 00:27:04,189
- Do you come here often?

505
00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:05,790
- No.

506
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:09,707
- Me neither so we've
got a lot in common then.

507
00:27:23,937 --> 00:27:25,520
- Welcome everyone.

508
00:27:26,995 --> 00:27:31,084
Today I am going to talk
about identification.

509
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:34,417
All suffering comes from identification.

510
00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:37,492
I was just reading in the newspaper that

511
00:27:37,492 --> 00:27:39,201
the Chelsea hooligans rioted

512
00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:41,951
after Chelsea lost the cup final.

513
00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:46,003
So you can see that if you identify with

514
00:27:46,003 --> 00:27:48,003
your team and they lose,

515
00:27:49,012 --> 00:27:51,532
you will feel the pain.

516
00:27:51,532 --> 00:27:54,950
- Yeah, but Chelsea fans are cowards.

517
00:27:54,950 --> 00:27:56,409
- But I was just talking about

518
00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:58,281
identification in general.

519
00:27:58,281 --> 00:27:59,793
- Then why'd you bring up Chelsea?

520
00:27:59,793 --> 00:28:02,044
- Because I just read it in the paper,

521
00:28:02,044 --> 00:28:04,877
and it seemed like a good example.

522
00:28:06,233 --> 00:28:09,239
Okay, which club do you support?

523
00:28:09,239 --> 00:28:10,156
- West Ham.

524
00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:14,063
- You're used to losing a lot then.

525
00:28:14,063 --> 00:28:14,896
- What?

526
00:28:16,817 --> 00:28:18,507
- Okay, you don't need
to take it personally.

527
00:28:18,507 --> 00:28:20,613
- This is personal.

528
00:28:20,613 --> 00:28:22,886
- Hey, just relax.

529
00:28:22,886 --> 00:28:26,719
- Hey, we're talking
about enlightenment here.

530
00:28:31,435 --> 00:28:34,169
- We're all just one, aren't we?

531
00:28:34,169 --> 00:28:38,161
It's just all about finding
out who you really are.

532
00:28:38,161 --> 00:28:39,158
You see, it's so simple.

533
00:28:39,158 --> 00:28:41,100
If I just cut of both your arms

534
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:41,999
and both your legs.

535
00:28:41,999 --> 00:28:45,226
- It's like, when you were hit,

536
00:28:45,226 --> 00:28:46,559
I could feel it.

537
00:28:48,892 --> 00:28:51,254
Although, no one was hit.

538
00:28:51,254 --> 00:28:53,087
Because there is no I.

539
00:28:54,475 --> 00:28:56,142
- Yeah, not anymore.

540
00:28:57,047 --> 00:28:58,771
Would you like a coffee?

541
00:28:58,771 --> 00:28:59,604
- Cut.

542
00:29:00,786 --> 00:29:01,619
- Tom.

543
00:29:03,627 --> 00:29:04,960
- I need a bit more sexual attraction,

544
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,939
none of this wet fish stuff.

545
00:29:06,939 --> 00:29:09,297
- He is a wet fish, read the script.

546
00:29:09,297 --> 00:29:11,714
Who writes this stuff anyway?

547
00:29:12,598 --> 00:29:14,197
Okay, watch and learn,

548
00:29:14,197 --> 00:29:16,114
this is a pick up line.

549
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,422
- Are you from heaven?

550
00:29:20,422 --> 00:29:21,987
Because every time I look in those

551
00:29:21,987 --> 00:29:24,978
eyes all I see is an angel.

552
00:29:24,978 --> 00:29:27,426
- Yeah that's because you are a sleazebag.

553
00:29:27,426 --> 00:29:29,843
- Tommy, I am taking a break.

554
00:29:33,637 --> 00:29:35,637
Can I make you a coffee?

555
00:29:37,630 --> 00:29:38,713
- Yes please.

556
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:46,755
- Americano, latte, cappuccino, espresso?

557
00:29:46,755 --> 00:29:48,378
- Espresso please.

558
00:29:48,378 --> 00:29:49,711
- Espresso okay.

559
00:29:51,709 --> 00:29:55,643
- Look, I have been a fan
of yours for many years.

560
00:29:55,643 --> 00:29:57,195
- Single or double espresso?

561
00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:58,028
- Single.

562
00:29:59,696 --> 00:30:01,765
I watched all the episodes
of Don't be a Dick.

563
00:30:01,765 --> 00:30:04,198
It really is an honor to be part of it.

564
00:30:04,198 --> 00:30:07,237
- Well, we had to make
some changes, didn't we?

565
00:30:07,237 --> 00:30:09,704
We got ourselves a very nice new hot lady

566
00:30:09,704 --> 00:30:13,704
and then they added the
spiritual stuff as well.

567
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,377
- Yeah, I love it.

568
00:30:16,377 --> 00:30:20,127
- And now it's all we
have lost God and hope,

569
00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,650
what's the meaning of life?

570
00:30:23,650 --> 00:30:25,328
It's all a crock of bullshit

571
00:30:25,328 --> 00:30:27,075
as far as I'm concerned.

572
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,197
But you know, you go with what works in

573
00:30:29,197 --> 00:30:32,346
the moment until the next fad.

574
00:30:32,346 --> 00:30:33,513
- Yeah, right.

575
00:30:34,976 --> 00:30:35,809
- Nina.

576
00:30:38,163 --> 00:30:38,996
- Alice.

577
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:47,413
- Thank you so much.

578
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:48,830
- You're welcome.

579
00:30:51,248 --> 00:30:54,958
- So, you've got any
more projects coming up?

580
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,154
- I just wrapped on Red Rocks,

581
00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:58,539
so for a nice change I get to concentrate

582
00:30:58,539 --> 00:31:00,122
on Don't be a Dick.

583
00:31:01,923 --> 00:31:03,814
- Red Rocks, that was with,

584
00:31:03,814 --> 00:31:05,562
oh God what was her name?

585
00:31:05,562 --> 00:31:07,717
- Lucy Anderson.

586
00:31:07,717 --> 00:31:09,392
- I read in the tabloids that she

587
00:31:09,392 --> 00:31:12,128
is putting her acting career on hold.

588
00:31:12,128 --> 00:31:13,473
- Yeah, little Lucy.

589
00:31:13,473 --> 00:31:14,974
She says it's because she wants

590
00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:16,520
to become a mother.

591
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,480
But basically unfortunately
it's that lame excuse.

592
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,693
She is basically just too old.

593
00:31:22,693 --> 00:31:23,862
Let me give you some advice.

594
00:31:23,862 --> 00:31:25,699
You need to look at your career

595
00:31:25,699 --> 00:31:28,150
like a soccer player does.

596
00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:30,431
You've got till maybe
somewhere in your thirties,

597
00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:32,398
the odd one or two will
make it until they're forty.

598
00:31:32,398 --> 00:31:34,054
And then they go into teaching

599
00:31:34,054 --> 00:31:35,979
or production or something.

600
00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:38,101
Listen, that is a hard truth I know.

601
00:31:38,101 --> 00:31:39,632
But I'm the good guy here,

602
00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:40,822
I tell it how it is instead

603
00:31:40,822 --> 00:31:43,645
of pretending it doesn't happen right.

604
00:31:43,645 --> 00:31:45,123
It is more graceful to go out

605
00:31:45,123 --> 00:31:46,942
on your own terms then

606
00:31:46,942 --> 00:31:48,942
it is to get kicked off.

607
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:51,925
How old are you anyway?

608
00:31:51,925 --> 00:31:52,758
- 29.

609
00:31:55,059 --> 00:31:57,886
- Well baby we better get moving.

610
00:31:57,886 --> 00:31:58,822
Excuse me, can we get a couple

611
00:31:58,822 --> 00:32:00,655
more drinks here mate.

612
00:32:02,077 --> 00:32:04,976
Listen if you've got the chops.

613
00:32:04,976 --> 00:32:08,110
Maybe we could do a feature together.

614
00:32:08,110 --> 00:32:11,610
- Oh, now that I really like the sound of.

615
00:32:12,624 --> 00:32:13,883
- I thought you might.

616
00:32:13,883 --> 00:32:14,883
- So, hello.

617
00:32:15,724 --> 00:32:16,557
- Martin.

618
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:18,419
Martin I am right in the middle

619
00:32:18,419 --> 00:32:20,581
of a conversation.

620
00:32:20,581 --> 00:32:22,581
- I'm Alice's boyfriend.

621
00:32:23,694 --> 00:32:25,116
- Boyfriend.

622
00:32:25,116 --> 00:32:27,995
- Martin, you are not my boyfriend.

623
00:32:27,995 --> 00:32:29,869
- Oh, so our kiss meant nothing?

624
00:32:29,869 --> 00:32:32,119
- This is Walter Blackmore.

625
00:32:33,037 --> 00:32:34,619
- Why are you doing this to me Alice?

626
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,112
- Okay, you know what sweetheart,

627
00:32:36,112 --> 00:32:37,263
you need to sort your shit out

628
00:32:37,263 --> 00:32:38,467
with your boyfriend first.

629
00:32:38,467 --> 00:32:39,371
- No, no, no.

630
00:32:39,371 --> 00:32:40,270
Just wait.

631
00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:43,702
Walter, honestly I can explain it to you.

632
00:32:43,702 --> 00:32:45,369
- Oh for fucks sake.

633
00:32:47,827 --> 00:32:50,910
- I thought we had something special.

634
00:32:51,859 --> 00:32:54,576
- Have you been following me?

635
00:32:54,576 --> 00:32:56,558
- So, I'm not allowed to
have a drink in this pub?

636
00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:57,558
- Oh my God.

637
00:32:58,430 --> 00:32:59,680
Leave me alone.

638
00:33:06,441 --> 00:33:08,123
- Do you like cake daddy?

639
00:33:08,123 --> 00:33:09,821
- Yes I do.

640
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,544
- Mum says you ate another woman's cake.

641
00:33:12,544 --> 00:33:13,377
- What?

642
00:33:14,624 --> 00:33:17,801
- She said you ate another woman's cake

643
00:33:17,801 --> 00:33:20,107
- Another woman's cake?

644
00:33:20,107 --> 00:33:22,443
- Yeah, she said that's why she left.

645
00:33:22,443 --> 00:33:25,003
- Well that's not exactly true.

646
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:28,123
I didn't eat another woman's cake.

647
00:33:28,123 --> 00:33:29,744
- I eat cake at Jennie's house

648
00:33:29,744 --> 00:33:31,605
and mum doesn't mind that.

649
00:33:31,605 --> 00:33:33,285
- It's just that when you're married

650
00:33:33,285 --> 00:33:36,987
you are not allowed to
eat other people's cake.

651
00:33:36,987 --> 00:33:38,267
- You can only eat mum's cake?

652
00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:39,483
- Yeah.

653
00:33:39,483 --> 00:33:40,763
- And she can only eat your cake?

654
00:33:40,763 --> 00:33:41,596
- Yeah.

655
00:33:43,463 --> 00:33:45,584
- I think you two are
very bad at marriage then

656
00:33:45,584 --> 00:33:49,365
because I've seen you both
eat other people's cake.

657
00:33:49,365 --> 00:33:51,003
- Really?

658
00:33:51,003 --> 00:33:53,003
- We have it at grandma's,

659
00:33:53,003 --> 00:33:56,747
when we're in Spain, and at birthdays.

660
00:33:56,747 --> 00:33:57,744
- Yes.

661
00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,327
But that's allowed.

662
00:34:01,262 --> 00:34:04,187
- Basically, mum can't
have cake from another man

663
00:34:04,187 --> 00:34:07,520
and I can't eat cake from another woman.

664
00:34:08,523 --> 00:34:09,643
So we can eat it as long

665
00:34:09,643 --> 00:34:11,403
as it's not directly from

666
00:34:11,403 --> 00:34:12,820
the opposite sex

667
00:34:16,885 --> 00:34:17,718
or family or friends.

668
00:34:17,718 --> 00:34:21,594
Family, friends, restaurants
and parties are okay.

669
00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:24,196
- And you ate another woman's cake?

670
00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,377
- I didn't eat it,

671
00:34:25,377 --> 00:34:27,380
I just looked at it.

672
00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:29,653
- You just looked at it?

673
00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:30,916
- I looked at it when I was meant

674
00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:32,916
to be eating your mum's.

675
00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:48,506
- Mummy.

676
00:34:48,506 --> 00:34:49,839
- Hello sweetie,

677
00:34:51,247 --> 00:34:52,164
come on in.

678
00:34:54,783 --> 00:34:55,786
- How are you?

679
00:34:55,786 --> 00:34:57,453
- Yeah, I'm alright.

680
00:34:58,532 --> 00:35:01,124
I've got a job on Don't be a Dick.

681
00:35:01,124 --> 00:35:02,484
- Don't be a Dick?

682
00:35:02,484 --> 00:35:03,401
Wow, great.

683
00:35:04,845 --> 00:35:07,007
Can I come in, talk
about your custody papers

684
00:35:07,007 --> 00:35:08,424
and your divorce?

685
00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:12,746
- Just tell me.

686
00:35:12,746 --> 00:35:15,020
What do you want to say?

687
00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:17,124
- I can't believe this divorce.

688
00:35:17,124 --> 00:35:19,444
Divorce because I flirt with a colleague.

689
00:35:19,444 --> 00:35:20,687
- And the rest Mark.

690
00:35:20,687 --> 00:35:21,764
- There is no rest.

691
00:35:21,764 --> 00:35:23,967
I kissed her once and that's it.

692
00:35:23,967 --> 00:35:25,983
- We hadn't had sex in months.

693
00:35:25,983 --> 00:35:27,786
You could walk into a room

694
00:35:27,786 --> 00:35:31,119
and I'd be naked and you
wouldn't even notice.

695
00:35:31,119 --> 00:35:32,186
A woman knows.

696
00:35:32,186 --> 00:35:33,487
- You are here in London while

697
00:35:33,487 --> 00:35:34,826
I'm with her every night.

698
00:35:34,826 --> 00:35:36,159
- Yeah blame me.

699
00:35:39,647 --> 00:35:41,124
- You want it like this?

700
00:35:41,124 --> 00:35:42,543
Do you like this?

701
00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:44,004
Is this the way you want it?

702
00:35:44,004 --> 00:35:46,026
You want me to file for full divorce,

703
00:35:46,026 --> 00:35:47,243
full custody and the house?

704
00:35:47,243 --> 00:35:49,823
Is that what you want?

705
00:35:49,823 --> 00:35:51,263
Because I've spoken to a lawyer

706
00:35:51,263 --> 00:35:54,824
and they've assured me I will win.

707
00:35:54,824 --> 00:35:57,907
- And your true colors shine through.

708
00:36:03,941 --> 00:36:06,024
- I still love you Alice.

709
00:36:13,066 --> 00:36:14,816
- I'm not doing this.

710
00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:37,226
- I love Don't be a Dick.

711
00:36:37,226 --> 00:36:38,527
I've seen all of the episodes.

712
00:36:38,527 --> 00:36:39,524
- Really?

713
00:36:39,524 --> 00:36:41,023
- Yeah, you write for it don't you?

714
00:36:41,023 --> 00:36:42,083
- Yeah.

715
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:43,743
- Did you write for all seven seasons?

716
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:44,763
- Yeah.

717
00:36:44,763 --> 00:36:45,596
- Cool.

718
00:36:48,842 --> 00:36:50,346
I write.

719
00:36:50,346 --> 00:36:51,403
- Oh, really?

720
00:36:51,403 --> 00:36:53,247
Anything I might know?

721
00:36:53,247 --> 00:36:57,524
- I'm focusing more on
the writing at the moment.

722
00:36:57,524 --> 00:36:59,578
I haven't really sent anything out.

723
00:36:59,578 --> 00:37:00,495
- Oh, okay.

724
00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:05,183
- The writing on this is incredible.

725
00:37:05,183 --> 00:37:06,527
I mean those jokes that Dick tells

726
00:37:06,527 --> 00:37:09,777
about your weight are always hilarious.

727
00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:14,783
Not that you are
overweight really, I mean.

728
00:37:14,783 --> 00:37:16,062
Maybe a little above average.

729
00:37:16,062 --> 00:37:17,284
But it's not like you need lifting

730
00:37:17,284 --> 00:37:21,117
out of the house by a
crane or anything is it?

731
00:37:22,586 --> 00:37:26,404
- Oh Walter, I'm sorry about
what happened yesterday.

732
00:37:26,404 --> 00:37:28,987
It's my creepy neighbor Martin.

733
00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:32,847
- You make out with all
your creepy neighbors?

734
00:37:32,847 --> 00:37:34,804
- It was just a kiss
on the cheek good bye.

735
00:37:34,804 --> 00:37:36,884
He is a total freak.

736
00:37:36,884 --> 00:37:38,801
- Okay next scene guys.

737
00:37:47,626 --> 00:37:49,965
- Wow, it looks amazing.

738
00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:52,882
- You wait till you see the inside.

739
00:37:59,567 --> 00:38:00,400
- Hello?

740
00:38:02,163 --> 00:38:02,996
Alice?

741
00:38:07,487 --> 00:38:08,320
Hi Anna.

742
00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,836
(doorbell)

743
00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:52,143
- Hello there, sign here please.

744
00:38:52,143 --> 00:38:53,146
- Sign?

745
00:38:53,146 --> 00:38:53,979
- Yeah.

746
00:38:55,844 --> 00:38:56,844
- Thank you.

747
00:38:58,084 --> 00:39:00,084
Good luck in court mate.

748
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:13,663
- You know what?

749
00:39:13,663 --> 00:39:16,330
I want to do a feature with you.

750
00:39:17,407 --> 00:39:18,863
My dad's got one that's come up.

751
00:39:18,863 --> 00:39:20,063
The production company wants me

752
00:39:20,063 --> 00:39:22,804
to star in it, of course.

753
00:39:22,804 --> 00:39:24,863
But he actually thinks you'd be

754
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,780
a perfect leading lady.

755
00:39:32,207 --> 00:39:34,603
And you should join the Blackmore Agency.

756
00:39:34,603 --> 00:39:36,367
- I'm with Jonathan.

757
00:39:36,367 --> 00:39:38,164
- My dad gets approached double, triple

758
00:39:38,164 --> 00:39:42,106
what Jonathan does by
casting directors, producers.

759
00:39:42,106 --> 00:39:43,727
- I've been with him since the beginning.

760
00:39:43,727 --> 00:39:46,727
- He knows everybody who is anybody.

761
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:52,920
- All right, I'll think about it.

762
00:39:54,570 --> 00:39:57,066
- Oh my god, look at your body.

763
00:39:57,066 --> 00:39:58,544
Look at it, it's amazing.

764
00:39:58,544 --> 00:40:01,347
- That is enough Walter.

765
00:40:01,347 --> 00:40:02,447
- Oh my God that's beautiful.

766
00:40:02,447 --> 00:40:03,280
- Stop it.

767
00:40:18,548 --> 00:40:20,381
- Do you want a drink?

768
00:40:21,242 --> 00:40:23,147
- Yes, a coffee please.

769
00:40:23,147 --> 00:40:25,130
- A coffee, sure.

770
00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:26,511
- Actually, make that a shot.

771
00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:27,610
- A shot?

772
00:40:27,610 --> 00:40:29,471
- Tequila, vodka, whatever you got.

773
00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:30,767
- It's not even 11 AM.

774
00:40:30,767 --> 00:40:32,271
- Where am I?

775
00:40:32,271 --> 00:40:34,191
An AA meeting?

776
00:40:34,191 --> 00:40:37,028
I have an impossible decision to make.

777
00:40:37,028 --> 00:40:39,188
- Between vodka and tequila?

778
00:40:39,188 --> 00:40:41,924
- I have a meeting in half

779
00:40:41,924 --> 00:40:44,424
an hour about changing agents.

780
00:40:47,444 --> 00:40:49,903
- Why don't you just flip a coin?

781
00:40:49,903 --> 00:40:51,183
- Flip a coin?

782
00:40:51,183 --> 00:40:52,350
- Flip a coin.

783
00:40:53,647 --> 00:40:54,724
- Is that how you ended up running

784
00:40:54,724 --> 00:40:56,424
a pub instead of a pizzeria?

785
00:40:56,424 --> 00:40:57,444
- Absolutely.

786
00:40:57,444 --> 00:40:59,201
That's how I ended up serving alcohol

787
00:40:59,201 --> 00:41:03,167
to desperate people like you at 11 AM.

788
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:04,586
Heads or tails?

789
00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:07,546
- I'm not flipping a coin
to make this decision.

790
00:41:07,546 --> 00:41:09,327
- Heads is your current agency.

791
00:41:09,327 --> 00:41:11,263
Tail is the new agency.

792
00:41:11,263 --> 00:41:12,930
Tell me their names?

793
00:41:14,447 --> 00:41:16,884
- I'm with Jonathan Howard associates.

794
00:41:16,884 --> 00:41:19,384
The other is Blackmore agency.

795
00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:24,104
- Okay, head is Howard, tail is Blackmore.

796
00:41:24,986 --> 00:41:29,887
- Which side of the coin
do you hope it's gonna be?

797
00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:32,304
I know you have a preference.

798
00:41:33,262 --> 00:41:34,826
It's not the coin,

799
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:38,243
it's your heart that gave you the answer.

800
00:41:45,487 --> 00:41:47,706
- Alice, Walter's told me that you want

801
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:50,203
to invest in our agency.

802
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:51,036
- Invest?

803
00:41:52,365 --> 00:41:56,624
I heard that you were
looking to represent me

804
00:41:56,624 --> 00:42:00,548
and that there might be a
movie that I'd be right for.

805
00:42:00,548 --> 00:42:02,628
- Of course, that's a given.

806
00:42:02,628 --> 00:42:04,227
But let's talk about the investment.

807
00:42:04,227 --> 00:42:05,866
How much can you invest?

808
00:42:05,866 --> 00:42:07,222
- Invest?

809
00:42:07,222 --> 00:42:10,889
No I was just interested
in changing agents.

810
00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:14,585
- You don't have any savings?

811
00:42:14,585 --> 00:42:16,468
- Well, of course I do.

812
00:42:16,468 --> 00:42:19,264
- We can offer six percent of the stock.

813
00:42:19,264 --> 00:42:21,465
Our expected interest on investment

814
00:42:21,465 --> 00:42:24,024
is over 17% on a yearly basis.

815
00:42:24,024 --> 00:42:26,524
- 17% that's really good.

816
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:31,007
But what about my role in the new movie.

817
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,847
- Think bigger Alice.

818
00:42:32,847 --> 00:42:34,788
As an investor in our
agency we will ensure

819
00:42:34,788 --> 00:42:36,363
that you get first choice

820
00:42:36,363 --> 00:42:40,280
of auditions leading you
to all the main roles.

821
00:42:42,884 --> 00:42:45,668
So six percent is £54,000.

822
00:42:45,668 --> 00:42:47,168
Is that a problem?

823
00:42:49,865 --> 00:42:53,144
- Well, that's nearly all my savings.

824
00:42:53,144 --> 00:42:55,844
- You don't believe in your own talent?

825
00:42:55,844 --> 00:42:57,323
- Of course I do.

826
00:42:57,323 --> 00:42:59,284
I'm nominated.

827
00:42:59,284 --> 00:43:01,247
I'm going to have to
speak to Jonathan first.

828
00:43:01,247 --> 00:43:02,831
- Oh come on Alice.

829
00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:04,668
Jonathan has never
allowed you the confidence

830
00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:06,806
that your talent deserves.

831
00:43:06,806 --> 00:43:09,389
This should be an absolute yes.

832
00:43:10,909 --> 00:43:12,576
I believe in myself,

833
00:43:13,668 --> 00:43:15,668
I believe in my success.

834
00:43:16,568 --> 00:43:18,318
But most importantly,

835
00:43:19,310 --> 00:43:21,227
I believe in you Alice.

836
00:43:23,807 --> 00:43:26,970
Blackmore agencies will get you there.

837
00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:28,720
I will get you there.

838
00:43:56,671 --> 00:43:57,791
- Sorry.

839
00:43:57,791 --> 00:43:59,988
- No, now is not the right time Martin.

840
00:43:59,988 --> 00:44:01,050
I'm going to the movie awards

841
00:44:01,050 --> 00:44:02,728
and I need to leave in 20 minutes.

842
00:44:02,728 --> 00:44:05,188
- Can you please accept these flowers?

843
00:44:05,188 --> 00:44:07,588
- Just to be clear.

844
00:44:07,588 --> 00:44:10,490
There is nothing between us okay?

845
00:44:10,490 --> 00:44:13,508
Let's just say hi as neighbors, that's it.

846
00:44:13,508 --> 00:44:14,511
- Hi.

847
00:44:14,511 --> 00:44:15,344
- Not now.

848
00:44:29,642 --> 00:44:31,059
- Are you joking?

849
00:44:35,887 --> 00:44:36,804
- Hi mummy!

850
00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:39,050
- Hi sweetie!

851
00:44:40,751 --> 00:44:44,168
- Wow Alice, you look gorgeous, gorgeous.

852
00:44:45,231 --> 00:44:47,951
Killer dress for the awards.

853
00:44:47,951 --> 00:44:48,784
Nervous?

854
00:44:49,790 --> 00:44:52,040
- Yeah, yeah, a little bit.

855
00:44:54,890 --> 00:44:55,887
- Come on in sweetie,

856
00:44:55,887 --> 00:44:57,220
go to your room.

857
00:45:00,768 --> 00:45:03,188
- Please tell the babysitter she

858
00:45:03,188 --> 00:45:05,450
has been a little bit ill this week.

859
00:45:05,450 --> 00:45:07,567
A bit of a tummy problem.

860
00:45:07,567 --> 00:45:10,047
- Yes I will tell her.

861
00:45:10,047 --> 00:45:13,797
- The doctor is saying
divorce causes stress.

862
00:45:14,948 --> 00:45:15,781
- Okay.

863
00:45:19,588 --> 00:45:20,687
- Monday at seven.

864
00:45:20,687 --> 00:45:21,520
- Yeah.

865
00:45:24,110 --> 00:45:26,544
- By the way, good luck tonight.

866
00:45:26,544 --> 00:45:27,794
- Thanks, Mark.

867
00:45:32,911 --> 00:45:33,744
- Shit.

868
00:45:45,690 --> 00:45:46,708
Martin.

869
00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:47,541
- Alice.

870
00:45:48,527 --> 00:45:50,228
- Thank you for the flowers.

871
00:45:50,228 --> 00:45:52,026
I really love them.

872
00:45:52,026 --> 00:45:54,068
And I am sorry for all the horrible things

873
00:45:54,068 --> 00:45:55,485
I've said to you.

874
00:45:56,570 --> 00:45:58,751
I really like you.

875
00:45:58,751 --> 00:46:01,147
But just as a friend, okay.

876
00:46:01,147 --> 00:46:03,087
- Yeah, just as a friend.

877
00:46:03,087 --> 00:46:05,610
- We're neighbors and it's always nice

878
00:46:05,610 --> 00:46:07,907
to be friends with neighbors.

879
00:46:07,907 --> 00:46:09,471
- Yeah.

880
00:46:09,471 --> 00:46:13,930
- And as neighbors we help
each other out, right?

881
00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:14,763
- Yeah.

882
00:46:15,850 --> 00:46:17,988
- Oh, you're so sweet.

883
00:46:17,988 --> 00:46:21,791
As you know, I'm going to
an awards ceremony tonight.

884
00:46:21,791 --> 00:46:23,791
I'm up for best actress.

885
00:46:24,707 --> 00:46:25,946
It's massive.

886
00:46:25,946 --> 00:46:27,871
And I really need to be there.

887
00:46:27,871 --> 00:46:28,890
- You want me to come?

888
00:46:28,890 --> 00:46:29,723
- No.

889
00:46:31,215 --> 00:46:33,407
- I've actually got a little black jacket.

890
00:46:33,407 --> 00:46:35,791
I bought it for my nan's funeral.

891
00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:37,208
- Martin, Martin,

892
00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:42,808
could you look after Anna for me tonight?

893
00:46:42,808 --> 00:46:46,729
- Yeah, of course, it would be an honor.

894
00:46:46,729 --> 00:46:48,191
- Thank you.

895
00:46:48,191 --> 00:46:49,988
You are really helping me out.

896
00:46:49,988 --> 00:46:52,047
You can watch TV,

897
00:46:52,047 --> 00:46:54,687
fall asleep on my couch
until I get back okay?

898
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,250
- Okay, yeah, I'll do that.

899
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,511
- Thank you Martin.

900
00:46:58,511 --> 00:47:00,178
- I almost lost you.

901
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:06,739
I'm so glad we have
found each other again.

902
00:47:06,739 --> 00:47:08,572
I need you in my life.

903
00:47:12,919 --> 00:47:15,444
- You know I'm nominated
for best actress right?

904
00:47:15,444 --> 00:47:16,277
- Yes.

905
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,808
- Well, tonight they are
announcing who is winning

906
00:47:21,808 --> 00:47:25,725
the award and they really
want me to be there.

907
00:47:26,779 --> 00:47:29,362
So I want you to be a big girl.

908
00:47:30,244 --> 00:47:33,843
You can stay up and watch
cartoons until eight o clock,

909
00:47:33,843 --> 00:47:37,743
but then you have to put
yourself to bed okay?

910
00:47:37,743 --> 00:47:38,576
- 8:30?

911
00:47:40,544 --> 00:47:42,522
- No answering the door okay?

912
00:47:42,522 --> 00:47:43,355
Promise?

913
00:47:59,183 --> 00:48:03,350
- Alice, Walter, what an
exciting evening for us all.

914
00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:10,843
One nomination for you and two for Walter.

915
00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:16,404
- I'm so proud of my Dick.

916
00:48:16,404 --> 00:48:18,321
But his name is Walter.

917
00:48:20,602 --> 00:48:21,788
- Cally.

918
00:48:21,788 --> 00:48:22,900
- How are you feeling?

919
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,020
- A little bit nervous.

920
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,402
- You'll be fine.

921
00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:26,500
- I don't understand why you're

922
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:27,903
not nominated you know.

923
00:48:27,903 --> 00:48:29,620
You are such a good actress.

924
00:48:29,620 --> 00:48:31,002
- Well thank you.

925
00:48:31,002 --> 00:48:34,658
- So there is a guy with
a dog in a pub right,

926
00:48:34,658 --> 00:48:36,660
watching footie on the TV.

927
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:38,543
Aston Villa getting beating three nil

928
00:48:38,543 --> 00:48:41,044
and when the final whistle goes,

929
00:48:41,044 --> 00:48:42,783
the dog lies on his back

930
00:48:42,783 --> 00:48:44,939
with his feet up in the air playing dead.

931
00:48:44,939 --> 00:48:45,938
The bartender goes,

932
00:48:45,938 --> 00:48:48,404
what does he do when they win?

933
00:48:48,404 --> 00:48:51,024
The guy goes, I have no idea,

934
00:48:51,024 --> 00:48:54,980
I've only had the dog for eight months.

935
00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:56,362
- Walter says I need to treat my career

936
00:48:56,362 --> 00:48:58,063
more like a football player.

937
00:48:58,063 --> 00:48:59,140
- Oh, what like earn money

938
00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:00,602
without using your brains?

939
00:49:00,602 --> 00:49:01,435
Cheers.

940
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:05,961
- Well he says you have your career

941
00:49:05,961 --> 00:49:07,540
until somewhere in your thirties

942
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:10,986
and then go into coaching or training.

943
00:49:10,986 --> 00:49:12,817
- So I'm not interrupting any conversation

944
00:49:12,817 --> 00:49:15,082
of any value whatsoever I assume?

945
00:49:15,082 --> 00:49:17,226
- Well actually I was
just telling Cally about

946
00:49:17,226 --> 00:49:21,018
the comparison you made between
footballers and actresses.

947
00:49:21,018 --> 00:49:22,518
- Yes, that's true.

948
00:49:22,518 --> 00:49:24,382
Men are rather more like fine wine,

949
00:49:24,382 --> 00:49:27,140
they get better with age.

950
00:49:27,140 --> 00:49:29,882
Whereas women are rather more

951
00:49:29,882 --> 00:49:31,715
like milk aren't they?

952
00:49:33,818 --> 00:49:35,957
- You're right about men being like wine.

953
00:49:35,957 --> 00:49:39,957
Too much of their crap
will give you a headache.

954
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:45,022
- Do not let Walter put you down.

955
00:49:45,022 --> 00:49:47,939
- Oh no, I know Walter pretty well.

956
00:49:57,161 --> 00:50:00,244
- Last year they asked me
to announce best actress

957
00:50:00,244 --> 00:50:03,582
and this year they've asked me again.

958
00:50:03,582 --> 00:50:06,749
I guess they know I'm good with women.

959
00:50:08,244 --> 00:50:10,440
- Sarah Lin won last year

960
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,321
and ever since we have
seen her everywhere.

961
00:50:13,321 --> 00:50:14,154
Literally.

962
00:50:16,964 --> 00:50:21,131
You know the nude pictures
that were leaked online?

963
00:50:25,902 --> 00:50:28,485
And the award for best actress,

964
00:50:30,564 --> 00:50:32,481
is it Katherine Height?

965
00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,317
No, no, sit down.

966
00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:44,747
The award for best actress

967
00:50:46,963 --> 00:50:49,046
goes to Alice Richardson.

968
00:51:33,181 --> 00:51:34,281
- Thank you.

969
00:51:34,281 --> 00:51:36,441
Thank you so much.

970
00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:38,108
You are magnificent.

971
00:51:40,244 --> 00:51:43,140
I want to thank my fabulous directors

972
00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:46,094
Ismael Lotz and Tom Deville

973
00:51:46,094 --> 00:51:48,427
for seeing all of my talent.

974
00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:52,703
Oh and my boyfriend Walter Blackmore,

975
00:51:54,159 --> 00:51:56,401
thank you darling.

976
00:51:56,401 --> 00:51:58,818
Thank you so much, thank you.

977
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,538
Thank you, thank you so much.

978
00:52:09,241 --> 00:52:11,324
Oh, it's good to see you.

979
00:52:16,484 --> 00:52:17,860
- If they would give an award

980
00:52:17,860 --> 00:52:19,300
for the hottest actress,

981
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:20,542
I wouldn't just give you one,

982
00:52:20,542 --> 00:52:21,959
I'd give you two.

983
00:52:23,601 --> 00:52:25,022
- It's a curse being beautiful.

984
00:52:25,022 --> 00:52:26,605
- Yes I understand.

985
00:52:28,644 --> 00:52:31,800
Look, if there is any way I can help

986
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,100
you through these tough times,

987
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:36,164
why don't you let me know?

988
00:52:36,164 --> 00:52:37,860
- Thank you.

989
00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:41,277
Please make me your next charity project.

990
00:52:44,340 --> 00:52:45,982
- Bridget.

991
00:52:45,982 --> 00:52:47,924
You might be able to help me actually.

992
00:52:47,924 --> 00:52:51,182
Cause you're too good to be true.

993
00:52:51,182 --> 00:52:54,221
I can't take my eyes off you.

994
00:52:54,221 --> 00:52:57,888
- Walter, darling, the
limousine is waiting.

995
00:53:09,684 --> 00:53:11,934
- What an incredible night.

996
00:53:13,561 --> 00:53:15,978
I'm sorry you didn't win too.

997
00:53:19,022 --> 00:53:21,742
- I already have eleven
of those ugly statues.

998
00:53:21,742 --> 00:53:22,992
- Yeah, I know.

999
00:53:24,420 --> 00:53:26,622
Walter, you know those photos

1000
00:53:26,622 --> 00:53:29,102
of me you have by the pool.

1001
00:53:29,102 --> 00:53:31,435
Can you delete those please?

1002
00:53:32,618 --> 00:53:35,022
It's not that I don't
trust you or anything,

1003
00:53:35,022 --> 00:53:36,954
I just don't want them to end up

1004
00:53:36,954 --> 00:53:38,398
on the internet you know.

1005
00:53:38,398 --> 00:53:39,737
I don't want to be the next

1006
00:53:39,737 --> 00:53:42,601
naked award winning actress.

1007
00:53:42,601 --> 00:53:43,700
- They're off my phone.

1008
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,700
- Thank you.

1009
00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:47,724
- Safe on my laptop.

1010
00:53:49,619 --> 00:53:50,774
- Don't be funny Walter,

1011
00:53:50,774 --> 00:53:52,100
delete them please.

1012
00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:53,096
- Don't be such a prude.

1013
00:53:53,096 --> 00:53:54,478
It kind of turns me on

1014
00:53:54,478 --> 00:53:56,777
to think that people could see you naked.

1015
00:53:56,777 --> 00:54:00,110
- Hey I trusted you with those pictures.

1016
00:54:02,795 --> 00:54:05,038
- You invite me in?

1017
00:54:05,038 --> 00:54:06,536
- No, my daughter is upstairs,

1018
00:54:06,536 --> 00:54:08,293
I don't think it's a good idea tonight.

1019
00:54:08,293 --> 00:54:09,400
- You have a daughter?

1020
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,959
- Yes.

1021
00:54:10,959 --> 00:54:12,564
- When were you going
to tell me about that?

1022
00:54:12,564 --> 00:54:15,620
- Well I'm not exactly hiding it from you.

1023
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,220
- You know what, fucking get out!

1024
00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:18,217
- What?

1025
00:54:18,217 --> 00:54:19,337
- Get the fuck out of the car!

1026
00:54:19,337 --> 00:54:21,998
- Hang on, you're not getting laid

1027
00:54:21,998 --> 00:54:24,357
so I have to get out?

1028
00:54:24,357 --> 00:54:25,376
- Yes, you know what.

1029
00:54:25,376 --> 00:54:27,435
This ride has become
complete waste of fuel.

1030
00:54:27,435 --> 00:54:28,935
- Fuck you Walter.

1031
00:54:36,638 --> 00:54:38,055
Anna? Anna? Anna?

1032
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:45,697
- So, did you win?

1033
00:54:45,697 --> 00:54:47,614
- Martin, Anna is gone.

1034
00:54:49,737 --> 00:54:50,773
- I was watching a movie till late

1035
00:54:50,773 --> 00:54:52,180
and someone randomly knocked on the door.

1036
00:54:52,180 --> 00:54:53,717
- Where is she?

1037
00:54:53,717 --> 00:54:54,917
- I opened the door and there

1038
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:55,961
was this little girl crying.

1039
00:54:55,961 --> 00:54:57,241
- Tell me where she is.

1040
00:54:57,241 --> 00:54:58,895
What have you done with her you freak.

1041
00:54:58,895 --> 00:54:59,994
- She's with her dad.

1042
00:54:59,994 --> 00:55:01,001
- What?

1043
00:55:01,001 --> 00:55:02,121
- She's with her dad.

1044
00:55:02,121 --> 00:55:03,801
She had a headache, she
felt nauseous, and fever

1045
00:55:03,801 --> 00:55:05,737
and so I took her to see her father.

1046
00:55:05,737 --> 00:55:06,570
- Oh fuck.

1047
00:55:08,477 --> 00:55:09,481
- I really think you need

1048
00:55:09,481 --> 00:55:10,841
a bit more responsibility Alice.

1049
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,393
You can't leave your child home alone.

1050
00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:13,226
- Shut up.

1051
00:55:14,137 --> 00:55:15,278
- No you shut up.

1052
00:55:15,278 --> 00:55:17,001
What the fuck do you think you're doing?

1053
00:55:17,001 --> 00:55:18,251
- Where's Anna?

1054
00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:23,812
- Hi mum.

1055
00:55:23,812 --> 00:55:24,895
- Sweetheart.

1056
00:55:25,918 --> 00:55:28,420
- I was feeling sick mummy.

1057
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:31,657
- I know baby, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

1058
00:55:31,657 --> 00:55:35,324
- Anna, mum and dad
will be right back okay.

1059
00:55:38,457 --> 00:55:40,100
- Have you gone insane?

1060
00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:41,161
You're leaving a seven year old

1061
00:55:41,161 --> 00:55:43,140
girl home alone all night?

1062
00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:44,201
You know what I think.

1063
00:55:44,201 --> 00:55:45,417
I think you wanted out.

1064
00:55:45,417 --> 00:55:46,617
You're using all this

1065
00:55:46,617 --> 00:55:48,878
because you can't admit to yourself

1066
00:55:48,878 --> 00:55:49,881
that you don't want Anna

1067
00:55:49,881 --> 00:55:51,594
and you don't want me.

1068
00:55:51,594 --> 00:55:52,927
- I'd better go.

1069
00:55:56,558 --> 00:55:58,217
- By the way,

1070
00:55:58,217 --> 00:56:00,238
leaving Anna home alone will damage you

1071
00:56:00,238 --> 00:56:01,716
in a custody hearing.

1072
00:56:01,716 --> 00:56:03,966
Even for an awards evening.

1073
00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:08,533
- I won.

1074
00:56:15,059 --> 00:56:16,976
- No, tonight you lost.

1075
00:56:32,217 --> 00:56:33,540
- So what do you think?

1076
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,798
- I don't know Dick,

1077
00:56:34,798 --> 00:56:36,881
I think it's a bit weird.

1078
00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:39,338
For the first time in my life

1079
00:56:39,338 --> 00:56:41,598
I'm doing something meaningful.

1080
00:56:41,598 --> 00:56:43,736
I am helping people.

1081
00:56:43,736 --> 00:56:45,480
Well, actually I am helping raise

1082
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:49,620
the levels of consciousness in humanity.

1083
00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:51,370
- In an orange dress?

1084
00:56:53,157 --> 00:56:54,877
- I'm a spiritual teacher now Leo.

1085
00:56:54,877 --> 00:56:56,899
This is what we wear.

1086
00:56:56,899 --> 00:56:58,158
- Why?

1087
00:56:58,158 --> 00:56:59,161
- What do you mean why?

1088
00:56:59,161 --> 00:57:00,900
There is no why.

1089
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:04,137
We are showing people the light.

1090
00:57:04,137 --> 00:57:05,780
Here, we help them connect

1091
00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:07,598
with their true selves.

1092
00:57:07,598 --> 00:57:09,848
Exploring your true nature.

1093
00:57:13,297 --> 00:57:14,841
Okay whatever.

1094
00:57:14,841 --> 00:57:17,424
Now, I do need some help though

1095
00:57:18,517 --> 00:57:21,021
tomorrow night with the talk.

1096
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:24,201
Would you sit on door
and collect the money?

1097
00:57:24,201 --> 00:57:25,034
- Yeah.

1098
00:57:27,044 --> 00:57:28,041
- See?

1099
00:57:28,041 --> 00:57:29,698
Sri Dickji.

1100
00:57:29,698 --> 00:57:31,115
It works I think.

1101
00:57:32,340 --> 00:57:34,340
- It doesn't even rhyme.

1102
00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:43,593
Dick, it's time!

1103
00:57:46,238 --> 00:57:47,822
- How many people are there?

1104
00:57:47,822 --> 00:57:48,739
- Just six.

1105
00:57:53,278 --> 00:57:55,918
- It's not about quantity Leo.

1106
00:57:55,918 --> 00:57:57,379
- I don't mind, I don't have to pay

1107
00:57:57,379 --> 00:57:59,212
the rent for the room.

1108
00:58:25,841 --> 00:58:26,674
- Namaste.

1109
00:58:29,801 --> 00:58:33,141
Welcome to this meeting in truth.

1110
00:58:33,141 --> 00:58:34,974
My name is Sri Dickji.

1111
00:58:38,102 --> 00:58:42,105
Today we're going to talk
about self-realization.

1112
00:58:42,105 --> 00:58:45,465
Many people suffer because
they believe themselves

1113
00:58:45,465 --> 00:58:47,419
to be a separate person.

1114
00:58:47,419 --> 00:58:49,419
But this is an illusion.

1115
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:51,694
- Why?

1116
00:58:53,225 --> 00:58:55,502
- Because you are simply happening,

1117
00:58:55,502 --> 00:58:57,422
but our brains, your brain,

1118
00:58:57,422 --> 00:59:00,618
creates this self-awareness so you view

1119
00:59:00,618 --> 00:59:03,721
yourself, we all do, as an I.

1120
00:59:03,721 --> 00:59:04,554
- And so?

1121
00:59:05,641 --> 00:59:06,974
- There is no I.

1122
00:59:07,988 --> 00:59:10,280
- But I chose to come to this meeting.

1123
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:15,246
- Ah, that's just a story
you're telling yourself.

1124
00:59:15,246 --> 00:59:18,542
- And that's the story
you're telling yourself.

1125
00:59:18,542 --> 00:59:22,004
- And Sandra, you may not
ask any more questions.

1126
00:59:22,004 --> 00:59:23,340
- Why not?

1127
00:59:23,340 --> 00:59:25,556
- Because you do not understand.

1128
00:59:25,556 --> 00:59:29,389
- Well maybe you are not
telling it very well.

1129
00:59:31,102 --> 00:59:32,185
- If you are identified

1130
00:59:32,185 --> 00:59:35,481
with your body and your thoughts,

1131
00:59:35,481 --> 00:59:38,302
then you don't see the
whole overview, do you?

1132
00:59:38,302 --> 00:59:40,802
So it just begs that question,

1133
00:59:41,762 --> 00:59:43,640
are you a duck or are you a bird?

1134
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:44,473
- Eagle.

1135
00:59:48,622 --> 00:59:50,281
- Are you an eagle or are you a bird?

1136
00:59:50,281 --> 00:59:51,114
- Duck.

1137
00:59:52,681 --> 00:59:54,514
Eagle or a Duck, Dick.

1138
00:59:55,646 --> 00:59:57,785
- Are you an eagle or are you a duck?

1139
00:59:57,785 --> 01:00:00,035
Because an eagle flies high

1140
01:00:01,326 --> 01:00:03,545
and has a great overview,

1141
01:00:03,545 --> 01:00:05,795
whereas a duck just waddles

1142
01:00:06,643 --> 01:00:08,976
and flies to and then swims.

1143
01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:17,662
- So are there any more questions?

1144
01:00:17,662 --> 01:00:18,829
- Yes, Sandra?

1145
01:00:20,841 --> 01:00:24,924
- Did you just ask me if
I am an eagle or a Duck?

1146
01:00:39,001 --> 01:00:40,382
- And cut.

1147
01:00:40,382 --> 01:00:41,721
Have lunch everybody, take a break.

1148
01:00:41,721 --> 01:00:42,554
Thank you.

1149
01:00:44,441 --> 01:00:46,358
- Well done Sri Dickji.

1150
01:00:47,979 --> 01:00:48,979
- Thank you.

1151
01:00:50,838 --> 01:00:52,340
Do you know that some gurus they

1152
01:00:52,340 --> 01:00:55,044
use their status to get sex.

1153
01:00:55,044 --> 01:00:56,425
- Really?

1154
01:00:56,425 --> 01:00:59,321
- Think you'd fall for that?

1155
01:00:59,321 --> 01:01:02,105
- I'd see straight through it.

1156
01:01:02,105 --> 01:01:03,561
But you are more than welcome

1157
01:01:03,561 --> 01:01:04,959
to come back to my apartment

1158
01:01:04,959 --> 01:01:08,801
for some philosophical
discussion and herbal tea.

1159
01:01:08,801 --> 01:01:12,862
- I'm sure Sri Dickji would be honored,

1160
01:01:12,862 --> 01:01:15,362
but he might prefer a whiskey.

1161
01:01:19,262 --> 01:01:22,164
- Thank you my sweet servant.

1162
01:01:22,164 --> 01:01:24,600
I can't stay too late.

1163
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,062
- Oh.

1164
01:01:26,062 --> 01:01:27,764
- I've got one of those boring investor

1165
01:01:27,764 --> 01:01:30,344
parties to go to with my dad.

1166
01:01:30,344 --> 01:01:35,102
- But I thought you had
something to make up to me?

1167
01:01:35,102 --> 01:01:37,781
- Well it's not that I like
going to those parties.

1168
01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:41,531
- I'm trying so hard
to have a nice evening.

1169
01:01:44,324 --> 01:01:46,302
All I want is for you

1170
01:01:46,302 --> 01:01:48,459
to spend the night with me.

1171
01:01:48,459 --> 01:01:52,265
You know how much I
love making love to you.

1172
01:01:52,265 --> 01:01:53,924
Please?

1173
01:01:53,924 --> 01:01:55,924
Send your dad a message.

1174
01:02:38,018 --> 01:02:38,851
- Alice?

1175
01:02:39,860 --> 01:02:41,678
- You're a computer programmer right?

1176
01:02:41,678 --> 01:02:45,838
- Yeah, in PHP, C++, Javascript.

1177
01:02:45,838 --> 01:02:47,358
- I just need you to get into this laptop.

1178
01:02:47,358 --> 01:02:49,097
I need the password.

1179
01:02:49,097 --> 01:02:50,601
- That would take me at least an hour.

1180
01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:52,238
- Do it.

1181
01:02:52,238 --> 01:02:53,241
- I'm not going to hack someone's

1182
01:02:53,241 --> 01:02:54,580
laptop without knowing why.

1183
01:02:54,580 --> 01:02:56,441
- I don't have time to explain.

1184
01:02:56,441 --> 01:02:57,961
You know Walter Blackmore, the actor.

1185
01:02:57,961 --> 01:02:59,220
Well this is his laptop.

1186
01:02:59,220 --> 01:03:00,681
I need the password.

1187
01:03:00,681 --> 01:03:03,998
Please Martin, you're
the only man I can trust.

1188
01:03:03,998 --> 01:03:06,361
- Okay, I'll bring it back in the morning.

1189
01:03:06,361 --> 01:03:07,694
- No, do it now.

1190
01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:11,118
I'll come back and pick it up in an hour.

1191
01:03:11,118 --> 01:03:12,521
- It's the middle of the night.

1192
01:03:12,521 --> 01:03:16,121
- Please Martin, I'd be really grateful.

1193
01:03:16,121 --> 01:03:17,492
Please?

1194
01:03:17,492 --> 01:03:19,575
- Okay, consider it done.

1195
01:03:56,257 --> 01:03:57,507
- Alice, Alice.

1196
01:04:01,298 --> 01:04:02,131
- Martin.

1197
01:04:04,158 --> 01:04:05,358
- What the fuck?

1198
01:04:05,358 --> 01:04:06,361
- No, no, it's all right,

1199
01:04:06,361 --> 01:04:07,358
it's my neighbor.

1200
01:04:07,358 --> 01:04:08,361
I'll sort this out,

1201
01:04:08,361 --> 01:04:09,358
it's fine.

1202
01:04:09,358 --> 01:04:10,191
- You're sleeping with him.

1203
01:04:10,191 --> 01:04:11,274
- Go outside.

1204
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:14,815
- Next time you have an
epileptic seizure Martin,

1205
01:04:14,815 --> 01:04:16,762
call a doctor.

1206
01:04:16,762 --> 01:04:18,429
- Epileptic seizure?

1207
01:04:24,888 --> 01:04:27,471
- You can't keep running to me.

1208
01:04:28,447 --> 01:04:30,991
- Martin has epilepsy and he fits

1209
01:04:30,991 --> 01:04:32,009
- You know, that's enough.

1210
01:04:32,009 --> 01:04:35,509
That's twice with this flipping dork here.

1211
01:04:38,606 --> 01:04:40,751
You, you've got issues.

1212
01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:42,001
I'm going home.

1213
01:04:43,609 --> 01:04:44,442
- Oh fuck.

1214
01:04:47,407 --> 01:04:48,657
Go home Martin.

1215
01:04:52,409 --> 01:04:54,076
- It's the password.

1216
01:04:57,289 --> 01:04:58,287
Thank you Martin.

1217
01:04:58,287 --> 01:05:00,831
You're welcome Alice.

1218
01:05:00,831 --> 01:05:02,914
- Martin get out of here.

1219
01:05:19,310 --> 01:05:21,893
- So, you finally won an award?

1220
01:05:27,348 --> 01:05:28,868
- Finally?

1221
01:05:28,868 --> 01:05:30,489
- Yeah, I mean.

1222
01:05:30,489 --> 01:05:34,489
For how long have you
been in the industry?

1223
01:05:34,489 --> 01:05:36,156
- Quite a long time.

1224
01:05:39,508 --> 01:05:42,508
Hey, never too late to win an award.

1225
01:05:43,448 --> 01:05:44,669
- Alice.

1226
01:05:44,669 --> 01:05:45,752
- Ismael, hi.

1227
01:05:52,188 --> 01:05:53,190
How are you?

1228
01:05:53,190 --> 01:05:54,189
- Good, good.

1229
01:05:54,189 --> 01:05:55,193
How are you?

1230
01:05:55,193 --> 01:05:56,191
- Very well.

1231
01:05:56,191 --> 01:05:57,193
Good to see you.

1232
01:05:57,193 --> 01:05:58,191
- Good seeing you.

1233
01:05:58,191 --> 01:06:00,989
- I think life is total craziness.

1234
01:06:00,989 --> 01:06:02,952
It's like everything we perceive,

1235
01:06:02,952 --> 01:06:04,452
none of it's real.

1236
01:06:07,012 --> 01:06:09,631
How can we know what's true.

1237
01:06:09,631 --> 01:06:10,464
We can't.

1238
01:06:12,175 --> 01:06:14,452
You think you've woken up.

1239
01:06:14,452 --> 01:06:17,727
I think you're in a deep sleep.

1240
01:06:17,727 --> 01:06:19,226
- Great, thanks Alice.

1241
01:06:19,226 --> 01:06:20,713
- Yes thank you.

1242
01:06:20,713 --> 01:06:21,711
- I did mention to your agent

1243
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:23,615
that we're looking for
someone mid-twenties.

1244
01:06:23,615 --> 01:06:25,033
Five years ago you would have

1245
01:06:25,033 --> 01:06:26,031
been perfect for this role.

1246
01:06:26,031 --> 01:06:29,781
But now you're just a
little bit more mature.

1247
01:06:31,033 --> 01:06:32,292
Don't take offense Alice,

1248
01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,991
I'm just trying to give you some advice.

1249
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:35,535
- I'm not taking offense.

1250
01:06:35,535 --> 01:06:38,288
This audition is for a supporting role

1251
01:06:38,288 --> 01:06:40,943
and I only audition for leads.

1252
01:06:40,943 --> 01:06:42,987
So, I was giving you a chance.

1253
01:06:42,987 --> 01:06:44,132
- Giving me a chance?

1254
01:06:44,132 --> 01:06:45,715
- Yes Tom, goodbye.

1255
01:07:05,752 --> 01:07:06,815
- Hi, you've reached Walter,

1256
01:07:06,815 --> 01:07:08,148
leave a message.

1257
01:07:09,711 --> 01:07:11,631
- Hi Walter, it's me.

1258
01:07:11,631 --> 01:07:12,964
We need to talk.

1259
01:07:13,961 --> 01:07:16,335
I'm sorry about what happened yesterday.

1260
01:07:16,335 --> 01:07:19,433
My neighbor Martin's
parents are away on a cruise

1261
01:07:19,433 --> 01:07:22,052
and they asked me to keep an eye on him.

1262
01:07:22,052 --> 01:07:24,452
I must be too giving.

1263
01:07:24,452 --> 01:07:27,189
Also, your father sent me on an audition

1264
01:07:27,189 --> 01:07:28,772
and I got rejected.

1265
01:07:30,287 --> 01:07:32,255
So, I'm not sure what happened there,

1266
01:07:32,255 --> 01:07:34,755
but I really wanted that role.

1267
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:37,092
Give me a call when you get

1268
01:07:37,092 --> 01:07:38,271
the message Walter.

1269
01:07:38,271 --> 01:07:39,872
I've been trying to get you all afternoon.

1270
01:07:39,872 --> 01:07:40,705
Okay, bye.

1271
01:07:54,116 --> 01:07:55,033
- Hi Alice.

1272
01:07:55,912 --> 01:07:58,953
- Could I speak to Walter please?

1273
01:07:58,953 --> 01:07:59,786
- Sure.

1274
01:08:01,257 --> 01:08:02,090
Walter?

1275
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:08,291
- Hey Alice.

1276
01:08:09,493 --> 01:08:11,151
- Who's that?

1277
01:08:11,151 --> 01:08:12,815
- This is Bridget,

1278
01:08:12,815 --> 01:08:14,852
newest member of the Blackmore Agency.

1279
01:08:14,852 --> 01:08:16,473
- What?

1280
01:08:16,473 --> 01:08:18,212
- You have a problem with that?

1281
01:08:18,212 --> 01:08:22,379
- Yes, I don't want my
competitors at my own agency.

1282
01:08:23,934 --> 01:08:24,931
- You know what,

1283
01:08:24,931 --> 01:08:26,431
it's not really your agency is it.

1284
01:08:26,431 --> 01:08:29,014
Since you only own six percent.

1285
01:08:30,431 --> 01:08:32,456
- Could I speak to Walter alone?

1286
01:08:32,456 --> 01:08:33,289
- Sure.

1287
01:08:35,897 --> 01:08:37,177
So that's it?

1288
01:08:37,177 --> 01:08:38,799
It's over between us?

1289
01:08:38,799 --> 01:08:40,696
- What exactly did we have?

1290
01:08:40,696 --> 01:08:42,180
- Is this because of what happened

1291
01:08:42,180 --> 01:08:44,100
last night with Martin?

1292
01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:46,799
- You need to get over yourself,

1293
01:08:46,799 --> 01:08:48,549
because as if I care.

1294
01:08:49,737 --> 01:08:52,217
- You just move right on to the next one.

1295
01:08:52,217 --> 01:08:53,050
- Yeah.

1296
01:08:54,176 --> 01:08:55,476
- You realize she is half your age,

1297
01:08:55,476 --> 01:08:57,001
she's just using you to
get into the business.

1298
01:08:57,001 --> 01:08:57,834
- And?

1299
01:08:59,161 --> 01:09:00,244
- Disgusting.

1300
01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:04,159
- Women they use sex to get power

1301
01:09:04,159 --> 01:09:06,521
and men they use power to get sex.

1302
01:09:06,521 --> 01:09:08,340
That's how the game works.

1303
01:09:08,340 --> 01:09:11,017
- Well maybe I don't like that game.

1304
01:09:11,017 --> 01:09:12,017
- Hey Alice,

1305
01:09:14,297 --> 01:09:17,547
good luck with your tiny little career.

1306
01:10:38,482 --> 01:10:40,649
- I want to say I'm sorry.

1307
01:10:41,503 --> 01:10:44,836
I was wrong and what I did was ignorant.

1308
01:10:46,561 --> 01:10:48,585
I think what tends to happen is that we

1309
01:10:48,585 --> 01:10:52,002
just see things from our own perspective.

1310
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:00,260
But you know what,

1311
01:11:01,241 --> 01:11:03,408
now that I can see clearly

1312
01:11:06,623 --> 01:11:10,790
I just really hope that
you can accept my apology.

1313
01:11:26,599 --> 01:11:28,516
- That is so beautiful.

1314
01:11:29,524 --> 01:11:30,357
Thank you.

1315
01:11:41,161 --> 01:11:41,994
- Cut.

1316
01:11:42,921 --> 01:11:43,754
Well done.

1317
01:11:48,025 --> 01:11:50,858
- You know what, just do the work.

1318
01:11:52,623 --> 01:11:54,484
- Alice, can I have a quick word

1319
01:11:54,484 --> 01:11:55,817
with you please?

1320
01:11:58,961 --> 01:12:03,122
Yeah so, there's no easy way to put this.

1321
01:12:03,122 --> 01:12:06,619
But, it's not working out with your role

1322
01:12:06,619 --> 01:12:08,786
and we have to let you go.

1323
01:12:12,722 --> 01:12:14,840
- Anything else?

1324
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:15,923
- I'm so sorry Alice.

1325
01:12:15,923 --> 01:12:17,721
- You save me the faked empathy.

1326
01:12:17,721 --> 01:12:19,343
- But Alice.

1327
01:12:19,343 --> 01:12:21,545
- So that's it, you just kick me out?

1328
01:12:21,545 --> 01:12:24,361
- I don't know what you're talking about.

1329
01:12:24,361 --> 01:12:25,844
- You made big promises to me

1330
01:12:25,844 --> 01:12:27,865
and none of them came true.

1331
01:12:27,865 --> 01:12:29,761
- Alice, take a seat.

1332
01:12:29,761 --> 01:12:31,525
- You found a younger model

1333
01:12:31,525 --> 01:12:33,039
and you just push me aside?

1334
01:12:33,039 --> 01:12:34,456
- Alice sit down.

1335
01:12:39,818 --> 01:12:41,882
- Walter's laptop has been
missing since yesterday.

1336
01:12:41,882 --> 01:12:44,341
I was wondering whether
maybe you knew where it is?

1337
01:12:44,341 --> 01:12:46,674
- How the hell would I know?

1338
01:12:48,901 --> 01:12:52,234
- Perhaps this will refresh your memory.

1339
01:13:10,618 --> 01:13:13,118
- Can you tell me where it is?

1340
01:13:21,139 --> 01:13:23,056
- I threw it in a lake.

1341
01:13:29,199 --> 01:13:30,032
- I see.

1342
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:33,018
As I'm sure you can understand,

1343
01:13:33,018 --> 01:13:36,518
we will have to report this to the police.

1344
01:13:38,978 --> 01:13:39,895
- No, John.

1345
01:13:41,538 --> 01:13:43,701
Please, you can't do that.

1346
01:13:43,701 --> 01:13:45,635
If I have a criminal record,

1347
01:13:45,635 --> 01:13:47,797
I could lose the custody of my child.

1348
01:13:47,797 --> 01:13:49,359
Please Walter?

1349
01:13:49,359 --> 01:13:50,660
I will buy you a new laptop.

1350
01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:52,456
I will do whatever it takes.

1351
01:13:52,456 --> 01:13:55,123
Please let me make it up to you.

1352
01:13:56,298 --> 01:13:57,797
- All right.

1353
01:13:57,797 --> 01:13:59,839
I'll make you a deal.

1354
01:13:59,839 --> 01:14:01,957
If you don't want us to report this,

1355
01:14:01,957 --> 01:14:04,316
you give us back the six percent stock

1356
01:14:04,316 --> 01:14:05,899
and we pay you zip.

1357
01:14:08,458 --> 01:14:11,837
Otherwise you can take the consequences.

1358
01:14:11,837 --> 01:14:14,504
If you agree, you can sign here.

1359
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,201
Oh and by the way,

1360
01:14:20,037 --> 01:14:23,120
you're fired from Blackmore Agencies.

1361
01:14:47,072 --> 01:14:48,538
- Hi Mark.

1362
01:14:48,538 --> 01:14:49,759
- Alice, it would have been a sign

1363
01:14:49,759 --> 01:14:52,194
of respect to show up in court.

1364
01:14:52,194 --> 01:14:53,637
- What?

1365
01:14:53,637 --> 01:14:55,199
What do you mean?

1366
01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:56,378
- You don't care about the custody

1367
01:14:56,378 --> 01:14:58,514
of our own daughter?

1368
01:14:58,514 --> 01:15:00,901
- I don't know what you're talking about.

1369
01:15:00,901 --> 01:15:02,458
- You're a liar.

1370
01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:03,461
Bullshit.

1371
01:15:03,461 --> 01:15:05,637
You got a registered letter.

1372
01:15:05,637 --> 01:15:08,959
- Mark, please I didn't receive anything.

1373
01:15:08,959 --> 01:15:13,098
- Well, you can see our
child one weekend a month.

1374
01:15:13,098 --> 01:15:15,578
You just think she's bothering you anyway.

1375
01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:17,556
So well done Alice.

1376
01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,981
Good mothering.

1377
01:15:18,981 --> 01:15:19,898
You failed.

1378
01:16:30,383 --> 01:16:32,800
- So, you had a good weekend?

1379
01:16:34,419 --> 01:16:35,252
Good.

1380
01:16:37,042 --> 01:16:39,375
- Why do you never visit me?

1381
01:16:42,101 --> 01:16:44,934
- Oh sweetheart, it's complicated.

1382
01:16:46,085 --> 01:16:47,002
- It's not.

1383
01:16:48,461 --> 01:16:52,044
You have a car so you
can just drive to me.

1384
01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:56,181
When I have an argument with a friend,

1385
01:16:56,181 --> 01:16:59,431
you always tell me to talk and make up.

1386
01:17:00,645 --> 01:17:01,812
Why don't you?

1387
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,845
- Okay, I'm sorry.

1388
01:17:05,845 --> 01:17:06,842
I promise I'm gonna come

1389
01:17:06,842 --> 01:17:08,118
and see you more often.

1390
01:17:08,118 --> 01:17:08,951
- Daddy.

1391
01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:20,460
- Bye Alice.

1392
01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:33,620
- Somehow I have the feeling that you

1393
01:17:33,620 --> 01:17:35,453
are not doing so well.

1394
01:17:37,742 --> 01:17:39,342
- You're a bartender Paolo,

1395
01:17:39,342 --> 01:17:40,925
not a psychologist.

1396
01:17:42,036 --> 01:17:44,340
- Here, this one is on the house okay.

1397
01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:45,641
Maybe it will help you to get away

1398
01:17:45,641 --> 01:17:47,220
from your misery

1399
01:17:47,220 --> 01:17:49,303
and feel a little better.

1400
01:17:50,484 --> 01:17:51,817
Thank you Paolo.

1401
01:17:57,262 --> 01:17:59,801
- Could you lend me some money?

1402
01:17:59,801 --> 01:18:01,662
- Listen, I can give you free drinks.

1403
01:18:01,662 --> 01:18:03,646
I can even put a mall on the tap.

1404
01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:05,785
But lending you money, come on.

1405
01:18:05,785 --> 01:18:09,369
I'm a bartender, not a charity foundation.

1406
01:18:09,369 --> 01:18:11,769
- I'm a month late on my rent.

1407
01:18:11,769 --> 01:18:14,868
The landlord wants to kick me out.

1408
01:18:14,868 --> 01:18:16,285
- I have an idea.

1409
01:18:22,985 --> 01:18:24,902
- You got to be joking.

1410
01:18:28,888 --> 01:18:30,830
- That's what we're going to do.

1411
01:18:30,830 --> 01:18:33,268
I'll lend you the money now

1412
01:18:33,268 --> 01:18:35,685
and you start tomorrow at 10.

1413
01:18:36,824 --> 01:18:38,388
- Oh Paolo.

1414
01:18:38,388 --> 01:18:40,888
- Okay, let's make it 12 okay?

1415
01:18:48,836 --> 01:18:50,060
- Are you going to make the decision

1416
01:18:50,060 --> 01:18:52,060
or shall we flip a coin?

1417
01:19:08,437 --> 01:19:11,187
(doorbell rings)

1418
01:19:30,302 --> 01:19:32,084
- Good morning.

1419
01:19:32,084 --> 01:19:34,483
- Oh, Paolo no, I can't.

1420
01:19:34,483 --> 01:19:35,844
- Listen, go take a shower,

1421
01:19:35,844 --> 01:19:36,964
put on this outfit

1422
01:19:36,964 --> 01:19:39,044
and then we walk together.

1423
01:19:39,044 --> 01:19:41,181
- I'm not gonna be a waitress.

1424
01:19:41,181 --> 01:19:43,881
- You're going to act like one then.

1425
01:19:43,881 --> 01:19:45,945
- Please Paolo!

1426
01:19:45,945 --> 01:19:46,942
- Please?

1427
01:19:46,942 --> 01:19:47,945
Shower.

1428
01:19:47,945 --> 01:19:48,778
Chop Chop.

1429
01:20:06,265 --> 01:20:07,807
- You writing a screenplay?

1430
01:20:07,807 --> 01:20:10,084
- I am just writing down my dramas.

1431
01:20:10,084 --> 01:20:11,945
- I think it's good to write down things,

1432
01:20:11,945 --> 01:20:13,641
takes them out of your head.

1433
01:20:13,641 --> 01:20:14,997
- Now it's officially down on paper

1434
01:20:14,997 --> 01:20:17,225
how much I screwed up my life.

1435
01:20:17,225 --> 01:20:20,141
- Oh come on Alice, don't be so negative.

1436
01:20:20,141 --> 01:20:22,858
There are a lot of
positive things going on.

1437
01:20:22,858 --> 01:20:24,862
You are young, you are
beautiful, you are healthy.

1438
01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:27,124
And besides there is
this amazing bartender

1439
01:20:27,124 --> 01:20:29,522
who just gave you a job so you can get

1440
01:20:29,522 --> 01:20:31,881
your life back on track.

1441
01:20:31,881 --> 01:20:35,548
- It's a drama Paulo,
not a science fiction.

1442
01:20:45,039 --> 01:20:46,539
Tell me something.

1443
01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:51,198
Why are you helping me?

1444
01:20:51,198 --> 01:20:52,265
- Because a long time ago you

1445
01:20:52,265 --> 01:20:55,341
sold me some great loafers.

1446
01:20:55,341 --> 01:20:57,097
- Seriously.

1447
01:20:57,097 --> 01:20:58,105
- Well you know.

1448
01:20:58,105 --> 01:20:59,428
You've been in the movies,

1449
01:20:59,428 --> 01:21:00,862
you've been on television

1450
01:21:00,862 --> 01:21:04,612
and I thought maybe I
can enter the industry.

1451
01:21:36,702 --> 01:21:38,468
- Hey Alice.

1452
01:21:38,468 --> 01:21:39,561
- Hi.

1453
01:21:39,561 --> 01:21:42,066
- Oh oh, somebody is in a foul mood today.

1454
01:21:42,066 --> 01:21:44,329
- I haven't had enough
coffee yet for you Paolo.

1455
01:21:44,329 --> 01:21:45,545
- You didn't sleep well?

1456
01:21:45,545 --> 01:21:47,454
- I was working on my script.

1457
01:21:47,454 --> 01:21:49,263
- Did you find out Who is Alice?

1458
01:21:49,263 --> 01:21:50,985
- Alice is very tired and moody,

1459
01:21:50,985 --> 01:21:53,449
so don't be too witty.

1460
01:21:53,449 --> 01:21:55,988
- Listen, I just wanted
to tell you something.

1461
01:21:55,988 --> 01:21:58,468
It's been nice to have you around

1462
01:21:58,468 --> 01:21:59,785
in these couple of months.

1463
01:21:59,785 --> 01:22:00,788
Really.

1464
01:22:00,788 --> 01:22:02,766
After 12 O'clock you almost become

1465
01:22:02,766 --> 01:22:04,505
a decent human being.

1466
01:22:04,505 --> 01:22:05,338
Seriously.

1467
01:22:07,087 --> 01:22:08,546
I want to ask you if you want

1468
01:22:08,546 --> 01:22:10,907
to work for me full time.

1469
01:22:10,907 --> 01:22:11,905
It would be an honor to have

1470
01:22:11,905 --> 01:22:13,905
you around all the time.

1471
01:22:15,967 --> 01:22:18,384
- Okay, do you Paolo Benazzo,

1472
01:22:21,247 --> 01:22:24,991
take your lawful employee
Alice Richardson,

1473
01:22:24,991 --> 01:22:28,020
do you covenant to love
her, to cherish her,

1474
01:22:28,020 --> 01:22:31,401
and to give her a raise of 10 percent.

1475
01:22:31,401 --> 01:22:32,520
- 10 percent?

1476
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:34,420
I give you five.

1477
01:22:34,420 --> 01:22:36,063
- Oh, you want to toss a coin?

1478
01:22:36,063 --> 01:22:37,743
- Okay that's good, you
mess with my accent.

1479
01:22:37,743 --> 01:22:39,060
That's actually good for business.

1480
01:22:39,060 --> 01:22:41,310
Seven, I'll give you seven.

1481
01:22:43,423 --> 01:22:46,673
- I would have settled for five sucker.

1482
01:22:49,516 --> 01:22:50,799
- What can I get you?

1483
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:51,802
- Alice?

1484
01:22:51,802 --> 01:22:52,799
- Cally?

1485
01:22:52,799 --> 01:22:54,079
- Oh my goodness, what a surprise.

1486
01:22:54,079 --> 01:22:55,079
How are you?

1487
01:22:56,340 --> 01:22:57,340
- Good, you?

1488
01:22:58,239 --> 01:22:59,860
- I am good, thanks!

1489
01:22:59,860 --> 01:23:02,660
- Oh sorry, this is Alice Richardson.

1490
01:23:02,660 --> 01:23:04,282
- Linda, hi.

1491
01:23:04,282 --> 01:23:05,699
- So, how's life?

1492
01:23:07,802 --> 01:23:10,656
- I ruined my finances,
I ruined my career,

1493
01:23:10,656 --> 01:23:12,223
I ruined my marriage,

1494
01:23:12,223 --> 01:23:14,223
and now I only see my
child one weekend a month

1495
01:23:14,223 --> 01:23:18,580
and I help out desperate
bartenders at 11 AM.

1496
01:23:18,580 --> 01:23:20,497
- Do you want a coffee?

1497
01:23:23,043 --> 01:23:24,623
- I hadn't realized the
security camera recorded

1498
01:23:24,623 --> 01:23:26,724
the whole thing.

1499
01:23:26,724 --> 01:23:27,721
So that's why they dropped me

1500
01:23:27,721 --> 01:23:29,546
from Blackmore Agency.

1501
01:23:29,546 --> 01:23:30,379
- Wow.

1502
01:23:32,084 --> 01:23:33,663
- So, what happened to
your psycho neighbor.

1503
01:23:33,663 --> 01:23:34,804
- Martin.

1504
01:23:34,804 --> 01:23:36,522
Oh, his parents came
back from their cruise

1505
01:23:36,522 --> 01:23:38,063
and moved to Scotland.

1506
01:23:38,063 --> 01:23:39,845
So he had to find his own place to live.

1507
01:23:39,845 --> 01:23:42,229
At least I haven't' got
somebody watching me 24/7.

1508
01:23:42,229 --> 01:23:43,479
- What a shame.

1509
01:23:45,021 --> 01:23:47,242
- I am writing a script.

1510
01:23:47,242 --> 01:23:48,624
I haven't finished it yet.

1511
01:23:48,624 --> 01:23:51,041
But would you read it for me?

1512
01:23:52,144 --> 01:23:54,682
- Yes sure, I'd love too.

1513
01:23:54,682 --> 01:23:55,861
- Great.

1514
01:23:55,861 --> 01:23:59,444
I will get you another
coffee on the house.

1515
01:24:03,925 --> 01:24:04,962
- Hi Alice.

1516
01:24:04,962 --> 01:24:06,304
- Martin.

1517
01:24:06,304 --> 01:24:08,322
- I am just collecting
the mail for my parents.

1518
01:24:08,322 --> 01:24:09,722
The new owners keep it for us,

1519
01:24:09,722 --> 01:24:11,802
and I pick it up.

1520
01:24:11,802 --> 01:24:13,648
So how are you?

1521
01:24:13,648 --> 01:24:14,629
- Yeah, good.

1522
01:24:14,629 --> 01:24:15,462
- Me too.

1523
01:24:16,608 --> 01:24:20,441
I'm not having as many
epileptic fits anymore.

1524
01:24:21,408 --> 01:24:22,805
- So how is Anna?

1525
01:24:22,805 --> 01:24:24,544
- She's good.

1526
01:24:24,544 --> 01:24:26,448
She's coming to stay at the weekend.

1527
01:24:26,448 --> 01:24:28,928
- Oh, well say hello from me.

1528
01:24:28,928 --> 01:24:29,761
- I will.

1529
01:24:30,805 --> 01:24:32,523
Bye Martin.

1530
01:24:32,523 --> 01:24:34,106
- I miss you Alice.

1531
01:24:35,488 --> 01:24:37,071
You really hurt me.

1532
01:24:38,627 --> 01:24:40,083
- Martin, I was never looking

1533
01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:42,416
for a relationship with you.

1534
01:24:44,288 --> 01:24:45,568
You're a really nice guy,

1535
01:24:45,568 --> 01:24:48,401
I just wasn't looking for romance.

1536
01:24:51,008 --> 01:24:53,008
- You are so special to me.

1537
01:24:53,008 --> 01:24:54,986
To Walter you are just a number.

1538
01:24:54,986 --> 01:24:56,986
- Martin just let it be.

1539
01:24:58,043 --> 01:25:00,543
- In fact, you were number 52.

1540
01:25:04,069 --> 01:25:05,902
- What do you mean 52?

1541
01:25:07,568 --> 01:25:10,001
- He recorded all his girlfriends.

1542
01:25:10,001 --> 01:25:11,125
- Recorded?

1543
01:25:11,125 --> 01:25:11,958
Like what?

1544
01:25:13,347 --> 01:25:14,666
- Like when you press record

1545
01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:16,749
and you record something.

1546
01:25:18,185 --> 01:25:20,518
For example, in the bedroom.

1547
01:25:23,029 --> 01:25:24,362
Sex tapes Alice.

1548
01:25:26,069 --> 01:25:29,509
- He recorded all of his girlfriends?

1549
01:25:29,509 --> 01:25:31,125
- Yep, 52 women!

1550
01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:34,208
Well, 51, one turned out to be a guy.

1551
01:25:35,749 --> 01:25:38,749
He didn't realize, but he found out.

1552
01:25:39,946 --> 01:25:42,196
- And how do you know this?

1553
01:25:43,205 --> 01:25:45,955
- I made a copy of his harddrive.

1554
01:25:46,965 --> 01:25:49,048
- And where is that copy?

1555
01:25:50,084 --> 01:25:51,251
- At my place.

1556
01:25:53,349 --> 01:25:55,932
- Oh Martin, you are my savior.

1557
01:26:02,106 --> 01:26:05,466
Did you see any pictures of me?

1558
01:26:05,466 --> 01:26:07,466
- I didn't look at them.

1559
01:26:08,928 --> 01:26:11,886
I'm not keen on swimming pools anyway.

1560
01:26:11,886 --> 01:26:15,248
- Martin, what I want
you to do is to go home,

1561
01:26:15,248 --> 01:26:19,845
get the tape and very
carefully bring it to me.

1562
01:26:19,845 --> 01:26:20,986
Okay?

1563
01:26:20,986 --> 01:26:23,145
- Okay, so, it's a date.

1564
01:26:23,145 --> 01:26:24,895
- Just go and get it.

1565
01:26:26,928 --> 01:26:27,845
Go on then.

1566
01:26:36,867 --> 01:26:38,565
- John, Walter.

1567
01:26:38,565 --> 01:26:41,506
I know we haven't seen
each other for a while,

1568
01:26:41,506 --> 01:26:43,408
but I thought it would be nice

1569
01:26:43,408 --> 01:26:45,703
to have a little chat.

1570
01:26:45,703 --> 01:26:47,669
The last time I was here you asked me

1571
01:26:47,669 --> 01:26:50,065
to return my six percent stocks.

1572
01:26:50,065 --> 01:26:53,815
And you gave me absolutely
nothing in return.

1573
01:26:55,146 --> 01:26:59,229
Now I'm here to kindly
ask you to give them back.

1574
01:27:00,485 --> 01:27:04,152
- And what makes you
think we would do that?

1575
01:27:07,908 --> 01:27:10,658
- 52 sex tapes recorded in secret

1576
01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:14,875
by Walter of 52 different women.

1577
01:27:16,448 --> 01:27:17,865
Oh, no sorry, 51.

1578
01:27:19,989 --> 01:27:22,822
One of them turned out to be a he.

1579
01:27:25,146 --> 01:27:26,789
- So what?

1580
01:27:26,789 --> 01:27:30,069
- Now seeing as I have
absolutely no interest

1581
01:27:30,069 --> 01:27:33,382
in owning a share in your company

1582
01:27:33,382 --> 01:27:36,965
I will settle for the
return of my £54,000.

1583
01:27:39,084 --> 01:27:40,584
Do we have a deal?

1584
01:27:42,785 --> 01:27:43,785
- Do it dad.

1585
01:27:47,189 --> 01:27:48,939
- You get your money.

1586
01:27:52,128 --> 01:27:53,461
You utter moron.

1587
01:28:01,285 --> 01:28:03,368
- Hey, someone once said,

1588
01:28:05,427 --> 01:28:07,909
men use power to get sex

1589
01:28:07,909 --> 01:28:10,445
and women use sex to get power.

1590
01:28:10,445 --> 01:28:11,778
Funny, isn't it?

1591
01:28:12,848 --> 01:28:14,181
It really works.

1592
01:28:21,947 --> 01:28:24,947
- So John, still proud of your Dick?

1593
01:28:26,730 --> 01:28:28,647
- Just get out of here.

1594
01:28:42,912 --> 01:28:43,930
- Hi Bridget.

1595
01:28:43,930 --> 01:28:44,932
- Hi.

1596
01:28:44,932 --> 01:28:45,930
- How are things?

1597
01:28:45,930 --> 01:28:47,552
- Good, a lot of work.

1598
01:28:47,552 --> 01:28:48,853
Mostly features.

1599
01:28:48,853 --> 01:28:50,010
- Wow, nice.

1600
01:28:50,010 --> 01:28:51,530
- And I've been nominated twice.

1601
01:28:51,530 --> 01:28:52,533
For Distant places?

1602
01:28:52,533 --> 01:28:53,552
Have you seen it?

1603
01:28:53,552 --> 01:28:55,349
- No, sorry.

1604
01:28:55,349 --> 01:28:56,869
- It's with Gerard Mans.

1605
01:28:56,869 --> 01:28:57,952
We're dating.

1606
01:28:59,589 --> 01:29:01,267
I didn't see you on

1607
01:29:01,267 --> 01:29:03,589
the list of nominees this year.

1608
01:29:03,589 --> 01:29:05,909
- No, I've had a little change of career.

1609
01:29:05,909 --> 01:29:08,053
- So what do you do?

1610
01:29:08,053 --> 01:29:10,803
- I'm a waitress in the Red Lion.

1611
01:29:11,952 --> 01:29:14,850
- Wow, I see you're really
planning your career.

1612
01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:16,148
- Oh yeah, I'm planning it.

1613
01:29:16,148 --> 01:29:18,648
I'm just planning it downhill.

1614
01:29:22,689 --> 01:29:25,687
- Have you heard of John Lennon?

1615
01:29:25,687 --> 01:29:27,429
- Is he an actor?

1616
01:29:27,429 --> 01:29:29,346
- No, he was in a band.

1617
01:29:30,547 --> 01:29:33,130
And he once said life is what

1618
01:29:33,130 --> 01:29:36,912
happens when you're
busy making other plans.

1619
01:29:36,912 --> 01:29:38,389
- Okay, and I suppose he thought

1620
01:29:38,389 --> 01:29:40,246
that philosophy would make him a career?

1621
01:29:40,246 --> 01:29:42,869
- I think he was pointing at

1622
01:29:42,869 --> 01:29:45,072
the idea that whatever happens

1623
01:29:45,072 --> 01:29:48,322
in life really is all out of our hands.

1624
01:29:49,791 --> 01:29:53,208
- Especially if you end up as a waitress.

1625
01:29:56,431 --> 01:29:58,264
- Let's just leave it.

1626
01:30:05,637 --> 01:30:08,330
- It's good to see you too.

1627
01:30:08,330 --> 01:30:09,568
Cally?

1628
01:30:09,568 --> 01:30:11,568
- Hi Alice, have a seat.

1629
01:30:14,748 --> 01:30:16,832
- What exactly am I auditioning for?

1630
01:30:16,832 --> 01:30:19,499
I'm sorry I didn't get a script.

1631
01:30:20,549 --> 01:30:22,629
- We want to talk about your script.

1632
01:30:22,629 --> 01:30:24,410
- My script?

1633
01:30:24,410 --> 01:30:25,568
- Yes, Who is Alice.

1634
01:30:25,568 --> 01:30:26,650
We love it.

1635
01:30:26,650 --> 01:30:27,888
It's powerful, dynamic,

1636
01:30:27,888 --> 01:30:29,871
and the narrative is fantastic.

1637
01:30:29,871 --> 01:30:32,090
It's really written well.

1638
01:30:32,090 --> 01:30:33,090
- Thank you.

1639
01:30:34,992 --> 01:30:37,926
But I still haven't finished the ending.

1640
01:30:37,926 --> 01:30:39,926
- No, I love the ending.

1641
01:30:41,088 --> 01:30:43,255
- How exactly does it end?

1642
01:30:48,229 --> 01:30:49,749
- After you thank the director

1643
01:30:49,749 --> 01:30:50,890
for offering you the role

1644
01:30:50,890 --> 01:30:51,905
to play Alice,

1645
01:30:51,905 --> 01:30:54,322
you go home singing out loud.

1646
01:31:00,448 --> 01:31:01,568
- Mark?

1647
01:31:01,568 --> 01:31:02,485
- Hi Alice.

1648
01:31:04,349 --> 01:31:06,266
- What brings you here?

1649
01:31:07,187 --> 01:31:09,210
- After the verdict,

1650
01:31:09,210 --> 01:31:12,008
they congratulated me on winning.

1651
01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:14,675
But to be honest, I feel I lost.

1652
01:31:17,749 --> 01:31:18,582
- What?

1653
01:31:20,992 --> 01:31:23,530
You got the house, you've got Anna.

1654
01:31:23,530 --> 01:31:24,697
You want more?

1655
01:31:26,768 --> 01:31:28,351
- Yeah, I want you.

1656
01:31:33,952 --> 01:31:35,619
- That is so cheesy.

1657
01:31:39,669 --> 01:31:40,848
- What?

1658
01:31:40,848 --> 01:31:42,672
- That is such a cheesy ending.

1659
01:31:42,672 --> 01:31:44,750
I would never write that.

1660
01:31:44,750 --> 01:31:45,749
- I think it's good that you

1661
01:31:45,749 --> 01:31:47,770
and Mark get back together in the end.

1662
01:31:47,770 --> 01:31:48,866
- You think I'd go back to him just

1663
01:31:48,866 --> 01:31:50,765
because he says I want you?

1664
01:31:50,765 --> 01:31:54,348
No, he should at least
go down on one knee.

1665
01:31:57,209 --> 01:31:59,488
- Alice, you mean the world to me.

1666
01:31:59,488 --> 01:32:02,789
I've never met a more beautiful,
talented, spontaneous,

1667
01:32:02,789 --> 01:32:06,289
humorous, intelligent, sexy lady than you.

1668
01:32:08,389 --> 01:32:09,647
You know you're really amazing,

1669
01:32:09,647 --> 01:32:12,068
and besides the fact that you're an

1670
01:32:12,068 --> 01:32:13,061
award winning actress,

1671
01:32:13,061 --> 01:32:14,342
you know you could be

1672
01:32:14,342 --> 01:32:16,592
and should be a supermodel.

1673
01:32:18,767 --> 01:32:20,405
- Sorry, don't you think that is

1674
01:32:20,405 --> 01:32:22,460
a bit over the top?

1675
01:32:22,460 --> 01:32:24,447
- Just kidding.

1676
01:32:24,447 --> 01:32:25,727
- Kidding about what?

1677
01:32:25,727 --> 01:32:27,284
- Oh, I was just explaining to Tom

1678
01:32:27,284 --> 01:32:31,204
and Cally that an ending
like this would never happen.

1679
01:32:31,204 --> 01:32:32,454
It's so cheesy.

1680
01:32:33,524 --> 01:32:34,804
I mean, think about it.

1681
01:32:34,804 --> 01:32:36,884
Throughout the film we have argued,

1682
01:32:36,884 --> 01:32:38,923
we filed lawsuits,

1683
01:32:38,923 --> 01:32:40,368
for the last part of the movie

1684
01:32:40,368 --> 01:32:41,626
we hardly saw each other

1685
01:32:41,626 --> 01:32:43,684
and now you've come back

1686
01:32:43,684 --> 01:32:47,144
to make up to me so we
can have a happy ending.

1687
01:32:47,144 --> 01:32:49,183
It makes no sense!

1688
01:32:49,183 --> 01:32:50,584
- People love happy endings.

1689
01:32:50,584 --> 01:32:53,386
- I know that everybody loves
the cliché Hollywood stuff,

1690
01:32:53,386 --> 01:32:57,183
but real life doesn't work like that.

1691
01:32:57,183 --> 01:32:59,247
And in a movie a character has

1692
01:32:59,247 --> 01:33:01,226
to go through a change.

1693
01:33:01,226 --> 01:33:02,804
- You did go through a change.

1694
01:33:02,804 --> 01:33:04,244
You had your ego crushed,

1695
01:33:04,244 --> 01:33:06,585
you became more humble, more open.

1696
01:33:06,585 --> 01:33:08,767
Bust most importantly,

1697
01:33:08,767 --> 01:33:11,767
it all happened in your imagination.

1698
01:33:36,506 --> 01:33:38,673
- This feels so good Nina.

1699
01:33:59,023 --> 01:34:02,847
- I love you, I don't
want to move to London.

1700
01:34:02,847 --> 01:34:05,847
I want to be here with you and Anna.

1701
01:34:07,807 --> 01:34:09,343
I love you.

1702
01:34:09,343 --> 01:34:10,426
- I love you.

1703
01:34:16,783 --> 01:34:18,783
- I need to go see Anna.

1704
01:34:56,186 --> 01:34:57,853
- This is pure love.

1705
01:34:59,167 --> 01:35:02,834
It's so beautiful that
they connected again.

1706
01:35:05,146 --> 01:35:07,813
Because that is our true nature.

1707
01:35:08,666 --> 01:35:09,499
Love.

1708
01:35:12,687 --> 01:35:15,647
- Do you think Martin put
those naked picture online?

1709
01:35:15,647 --> 01:35:19,647
- It's a movie Leo, there
are no naked pictures.

1710
01:35:21,946 --> 01:35:23,613
- Hey, you sleeping?

1711
01:35:25,226 --> 01:35:27,019
- Oh, is it over?

1712
01:35:27,019 --> 01:35:28,244
Did I miss it?

1713
01:35:28,244 --> 01:35:30,026
Did she win the award?

1714
01:35:30,026 --> 01:35:32,463
- She won the award and
they got back together.

1715
01:35:32,463 --> 01:35:33,861
- Who did?

1716
01:35:33,861 --> 01:35:34,860
- Oh hello mate,

1717
01:35:34,860 --> 01:35:36,783
Alice and Mark.

1718
01:35:36,783 --> 01:35:37,616
- What?

1719
01:35:39,524 --> 01:35:40,783
She left him and then in

1720
01:35:40,783 --> 01:35:42,303
the end they get back together again.

1721
01:35:42,303 --> 01:35:46,219
What is the whole point of this film?

1722
01:35:46,219 --> 01:35:47,582
- It's about waking up

1723
01:35:47,582 --> 01:35:49,343
from this dream that we live in.

1724
01:35:49,343 --> 01:35:51,087
What we create in our thoughts,

1725
01:35:51,087 --> 01:35:52,670
that's not reality.

1726
01:35:53,647 --> 01:35:55,583
- No, that's not the message.

1727
01:35:55,583 --> 01:35:57,823
What they showed is that you have

1728
01:35:57,823 --> 01:35:59,167
to look out for women,

1729
01:35:59,167 --> 01:36:01,524
because they use sex to get power.

1730
01:36:01,524 --> 01:36:03,044
- Well, then they never try that on you,

1731
01:36:03,044 --> 01:36:04,044
do they Leo?

1732
01:36:07,903 --> 01:36:10,582
- Don't you get that message?

1733
01:36:10,582 --> 01:36:12,607
- You should never eat
another woman's cake?

1734
01:36:12,607 --> 01:36:14,005
- No.

1735
01:36:14,005 --> 01:36:15,327
- Oh, you should always flip a coin

1736
01:36:15,327 --> 01:36:17,386
when you've got a
difficult decision to make?

1737
01:36:17,386 --> 01:36:19,466
- No, the coin is just there

1738
01:36:19,466 --> 01:36:22,346
for you to be able to
understand your heart.

1739
01:36:22,346 --> 01:36:23,901
You don't get that?

1740
01:36:23,901 --> 01:36:25,327
- No I don't, but isn't that exactly

1741
01:36:25,327 --> 01:36:27,546
how it's supposed to be?

1742
01:36:27,546 --> 01:36:29,306
- So you do understand it!

1743
01:36:29,306 --> 01:36:30,742
- I don't do anything,

1744
01:36:30,742 --> 01:36:32,325
I'm just happening.

1745
01:36:33,258 --> 01:36:34,264
- Oh wow,

1746
01:36:34,264 --> 01:36:38,431
you have just finally figured
out who you really are.

1747
01:36:42,949 --> 01:36:43,949
We are love.

1748
01:36:47,706 --> 01:36:49,039
- Oh, bollocks.

1749
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:17,399
♫ I am you, you are me

1750
01:37:17,399 --> 01:37:21,498
♫ Why is that such a mystery?

1751
01:37:21,498 --> 01:37:25,399
♫ There is no separateness

1752
01:37:25,399 --> 01:37:27,457
♫ There's no need,

1753
01:37:27,457 --> 01:37:30,624
♫ No need to pretend.

1754
01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:35,764
♫ Life goes on and on

1755
01:37:39,362 --> 01:37:43,529
♫ In a universe where all is one.

1756
01:37:47,897 --> 01:37:51,618
♫ For a moment I could see

1757
01:37:51,618 --> 01:37:55,201
♫ I am you and you are me.

1758
01:37:56,279 --> 01:37:59,529
♫ It's such a mystery.

1759
01:38:04,540 --> 01:38:08,418
♫ Let it go, let it be.

1760
01:38:08,418 --> 01:38:12,802
♫ Let it flow, nothing is real

1761
01:38:12,802 --> 01:38:14,936
♫ In this world.

1762
01:38:14,936 --> 01:38:16,916
♫ There's no end.

1763
01:38:16,916 --> 01:38:18,679
♫ It's a play

1764
01:38:18,679 --> 01:38:21,679
♫ An eternal dance.

1765
01:38:23,122 --> 01:38:26,855
♫ What comes up goes down.

1766
01:38:26,855 --> 01:38:31,022
♫ For a moment we just roam around.

1767
01:38:36,380 --> 01:38:40,482
♫ For a moment I could see

1768
01:38:40,482 --> 01:38:44,065
♫ I am you and you are me.

1769
01:38:46,358 --> 01:38:49,608
♫ It's such a mystery.

1770
01:38:50,642 --> 01:38:53,234
♫ Breathe in breathe out

1771
01:38:53,234 --> 01:38:57,719
♫ That's the rhythm of our lives.

1772
01:38:57,719 --> 01:38:59,886
♫ Move on

1773
01:39:01,362 --> 01:39:05,112
♫ Fill the emptiness inside.

1774
01:39:06,060 --> 01:39:09,643
♫ Wake up wake up wake up.

1775
01:39:19,564 --> 01:39:23,804
♫ I am you and you are me

1776
01:39:23,804 --> 01:39:27,644
♫ It's such a joy to see

1777
01:39:27,644 --> 01:39:30,894
♫ That all comes down.

1778
01:39:35,762 --> 01:39:40,583
♫ When you wake up from this dream

1779
01:39:40,583 --> 01:39:44,524
♫ And inner peace is found

1780
01:39:44,524 --> 01:39:47,441
♫ And you will see

1781
01:39:50,946 --> 01:39:54,946
♫ That I am you and you are me.

1782
01:40:06,066 --> 01:40:09,316
♫ It's such a mystery.