Not an April Fools joke

Hey hey hey, ladies and gentlemen! This is your overlord /u/12yz12ab speaking to you straight from this text post! As the new month of April rolls in, we're making some changes around here that we think you will all like! This text post serves to introduce the community to the changes that are going into effect on April 1st, 2016! Yes, that means immediately at the time of writing!

First of all, we're changing our perspective on the content posted here to make our community more kid-friendly. Homestuck is a children's webcomic, after all, and we want to make our community family-friendly and squeaky clean! Let's keep this place PG-rated, so no more curse words and innuendo! We can't have such things on our shining community!

Next, all Dungeon Masters will be fired! You may think this is a shocking choice, but it is for the good of the community! Players will now report to the Auto-DMing Console (TM), which rolls for you and plans out you and your friends's adventure! Prepare for tons of fun with our new errorless system, designed by /u/Andres-gamer himself!

RPGStuck is a growing community, and we need to reflect our status by trademarking ourselves! We have registered the words "RPGStuck", "RPG", "Dungeons and Dragons", "Homestuck", the spirograph, and any and all depictions of Faygo, bird wings, and canned cheese. All mentions of RPGStuck must now be added with the trademark symbol. We hope you enjoy the new RPGStuck(TM)!

As we are a shining beacon of family-friendliness, we also made some changes in our perspective on current issues in the world. RPGStuck(TM) now whole-heartedly and proudly endorses Donald Trump as the 2016 presidential candidate! All members of RPGStuck(TM) who live in an area south of the US-Mexico border will be ~~deported~~ ~~removed~~ politely pushed out of our community, including /u/Andres-gamer, the one and only designer of the Auto-DMing console. If any of those affected want to reapply for membership, please fill out the form set PEN15-8008, and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Estimated time of response is currently 25 years.

Once again, we hope you are pleased with the transition as we roll out these changes, which are in effect immediately. We thank you for your participation in our new community of RPGStuck(TM). Always remember to have fun (it's mandatory)!