Azureinto

Ad Lib #9

Dec 30th, 2013
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  1. You will meet a handsome Vibrator.
  2. Whorish things are coming your way.
  3. Be on the lookout for Fuckers; it could mean disaster.
  4. Don't be afraid to Fuck; this may seem Gross, but will pay off in the long run.
  5. Give a Toenail to a friend; but try not to seem too Disgusting.
  6. Your romantic future looks Slutty; be sure to Finger your Fingering tool before going out.
  7. Send a note or card to someone who is Noise to you.
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