My late grandmother kept a box of melted nails from her house as a memento from the great chicago fire,
Forbidden rice krispy treat,

When they don’t like contemporary art,
The frick does this mean,
It’s the clenched fist arthur meme in art form,
Oh frick, my lord,

Another picture portraying the effect of surface tension,
Imma git ya,

When you love a series but hate the ending,
After all we’ve been through,

He looks so tired let him nap,
He looks like warm buttered toast,

I never really liked, my name, much, until i found out, what it tastes like, when you write it in frosting, on top of a cake,

Flat mode engaged,

Getting off your period like,

Do you ever finally have free time and panic because you don’t know whether you want to read, watch t v, or watch a movie, and then suddenly it’s been 3 hours and all you’ve done is reblog a picture of chris evans,

I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on facebook, on facebook you can update a status to say, i like dong in the eyeball, and everyone would be freaked out, on tumblr, people would be like, yeah man me too, then post a gif from supernatural,

My unread books will never forgive me for this quarantine if i decide to still not read them,

This is worse,

Dinner is on me, yes, nothing better than free food,
College students, fred you live in a mansion,

One time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said, really feebly, was, neil, what does, your shirt say, and i had to say, skate and destroy, in front of the nurse and my whole family,

Nah i think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes,
You sound boring,
Yeah nothing more exciting than lung cancer yay,

When you’re gonna put some dirt in someone's eye,
I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye,

Such wealth,
So money,
I hope this card gets rejected at every register,

When you’re on your computer and someone’s standing behind you,

You’ve heard of cotton eye joe, now get ready for,
Polyester foot bob,

Fast and furious franchise like,
The harry and the potter,
2 harry 2 potter,
The harry and the potter, azkaban prisoner,
Harry and potter,
Harry 5,
Harry and potter 6,
Potter 7,

Life hack, pause and say, you can show yourself now, everytime you’re about to leave an apparently empty room, some day there might actually be someone there, and they’ll be really impressed,

Te amo jesus,

I assure you we’re not open, you’re still here, it’s over, go home, go,
Uptown theater in minneapolis,
In 50 years high school students will be reading about the covid 19 pandemic on their tablets and this will be figure 10,

18 inch olaf,
Is there a word for an emotion stronger than fear,

Wow, i have a lot of people to disappoint,
Gaining new followers,

T b t to when i made my little sister take, paparazzi, pictures of me for my t m z themed myspace in 2007,

The key to happiness, thoroughly cleaning your entire room, finally doing laundry, lighting a candle, and crawling into a clean cozy bed,

Me, ugh i’m so tired,
Someone, maybe you should go to bed earlier,
Me,

Feed, my children,

Does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had,
It’s real,

The morning ritual that every australian does in the morning,

Most popular fast food restaurants by u s state,
This will align with how the u s a breaks apart in 50 years,

Shake it, the container, cam,
I swear this is me as frick,

Pronounces gucci like goosey,
Randy i swear i’ll kill you on the spot,

Walt, does batman live in bruce wayne’s basement,
No, bruce wayne lives in batman's attic,
This movie is fricking nonsense, i love it,

I’ve been thinking too much,
Enter the following, halp meh,

Do you ever just feel like,
O m g all the time,

Say hidely ho to the world's first ned flanders themed meta band,
I’m so glad,

What are some things that turn on,
Did you forget the word, you, or do you really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me,

I love how angry pingu is whilst making this card full of live, just livid,

Most guys get an erection every morning, so because of time zone the human race has been doing a, boner wave, around the earth for thousands of years,

To really mess with people in public, try drinking windex from a gatorade bottle,
Isn’t this supposed to be the other way around, no,

A gun that shoots smaller guns,
And the smaller guns shoot knives,

Me dirty talking as jar jar binks,
Bae, mmm talk dirty to me,
Me as jar jar binks, missa gonna shoot a load all ova,

An unstoppable force, my overwhelming need to be loved, versus an immovable object, my refusal to speak with anyone,

I need to be more sassy, someone comment on this post so i can give a witty retort,
No, your mom says hello from my bedroom,

Why is this fresh tomato orbiting in space at 4.8 miles per second,
The ultimate clickbait,

Harry styles and mick jagger are the same age, just let that sink in,
Harry is 19, mick jagger is 69, what,
Don’t let the media fool you,

And this is my bedroom a k a my isolation station,

2020 is what 2012 thought she was,
Someone said 2012 walked to that 2020 could fly l m a o,

I don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys,

Me when quarantine ends and i can finally go outside,
Strapido, bushes,
Oxey 1337, stone,

The answer to, why would you hide this in the tags, is almost always, i respect o p’s time and notification feed,
I don’t, congrats on being the first person of almost 1,500 to comment on this post, breaking thousands of people’s silent agreement for, i don’t was it worth it,
Webbed site,

The worst damage marvel movies did to entertainment is make it so any dialog in anything ever has to be witty quips back and forth,
It’s the joss whedon,

I fricking love jock villagers in animal crossing they’re just like, what is up bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today, take this do it yourself card, love you bro,

Dong and balls, and whatever is in between,
The tant,

I wish i actually had a foot fetish life is so empty without real chaos,

No one go outside, the sun just took out a sniper rifle and it’s shooting people, don’t go outside,

Breaking news, people are fricking stupid, a new study reveals that most people are dumb as crap,

Protagonist is all but dead and all bad guy has to do it pull the trigger,
Bad guy, so anyway i started monologuing,
Best movie ever,