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  1. 21:02 F5KNorthShore Hello and welcome to Auckland for round 10 of the 2019-20 Formula 5000 seasons
  2. 21:02 GertrandBachot Woo
  3. 21:02 F5KNorthShore Christmas is less than two weeks away, and Dave Simpson wants the championship lead back as his present
  4. 21:02 GertrandBachot And I'm just getting Day 1 of CART Spring Testing up
  5. 21:02 F5KNorthShore He came three points closer to doing so with pole today alongside teammate Richie Stanaway
  6. 21:02 F5KNorthShore However, the man looking to be his Christmas Grinch starts 4th
  7. 21:03 F5KNorthShore The layout at North Shore Aerodrome has already drawn comparisons to Burke Lake in the United States
  8. 21:03 F5KNorthShore Which will present a unique challenge for our 22 drivers and teams
  9. 21:03 F5KNorthShore The first of three 30 laps races awaits us as the lights come on
  10. 21:04 F5KNorthShore And we're away!
  11. 21:04 F5KNorthShore Stanaway bogs it off the front row and immediately gets swallowed up by the pack
  12. 21:04 *** Normal32 joined #F1Rejects
  13. 21:04 GertrandBachot Richie pls
  14. 21:04 *** Normal32 quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  15. 21:04 Miguel98 Williams P19-20
  16. 21:04 Miguel98 lord help :L
  17. 21:04 F5KNorthShore Simpson leads from Pye, Evans and Stanaway
  18. 21:05 F5KNorthShore Premat!
  19. 21:05 *** Normal32 joined #F1Rejects
  20. 21:05 F5KNorthShore He gets turned around by Scott McLaughlin!
  21. 21:05 Miguel98 where are my boys on the grid?
  22. 21:05 Miguel98 Scotty y
  23. 21:05 F5KNorthShore The Leketus driver is out on the spot
  24. 21:05 F5KNorthShore And Premat is down to 21st
  25. 21:05 Normal32 where the T8s at?
  26. 21:06 Normal32 Premat ffs
  27. 21:06 F5KNorthShore Jordan Lloyd is down to 7th, having started from 5th on the grid
  28. 21:06 F5KNorthShore Lee Rogers in the sister BRM is not hanging around
  29. 21:06 F5KNorthShore A difficult qualifying session left him 15th
  30. 21:06 F5KNorthShore But he's already up to 10th halfway around the first lap
  31. 21:06 F5KNorthShore Evans has a run on Pye into the final chicane
  32. 21:07 F5KNorthShore But the Bryan Taylor driver firmly shuts the door
  33. 21:07 F5KNorthShore Stanaway and Robertson take advantage to overtake the sole remaining Triple 8 driver into turn 1
  34. 21:08 GertrandBachot Which scrub runs Triple 8?
  35. 21:08 F5KNorthShore They go three wide into the final chicane!
  36. 21:08 F5KNorthShore And Robertson clears Stanaway for third!
  37. 21:08 Normal32 you mean the team that has been dominating the past few races?
  38. 21:08 F5KNorthShore Lloyd and Belcher are getting all up in everyone's grill now into the hairpin!
  39. 21:08 Normal32 and is currently 1st?
  40. 21:08 Normal32 me
  41. 21:09 F5KNorthShore LLOYD!
  42. 21:09 F5KNorthShore HE GOES FROM 6TH TO 4TH!
  43. 21:09 Normal32 oof
  44. 21:09 F5KNorthShore And Evans runs wide on exit!
  45. 21:09 *** Petoli quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  46. 21:09 F5KNorthShore He drops more spots to Belcher and Simon Bourne!
  47. 21:09 F5KNorthShore Meanwhile, Dean Fiore has looped it at the final corner
  48. 21:09 *** Dom joined #F1Rejects
  49. 21:09 Dom hey Wazzle
  50. 21:10 F5KNorthShore And rookie Mason Simonsen finds himself pointing the wrong way at the hairpin
  51. 21:10 Dom I decided to ruin Gertrand's life in the Alt-F3K thread
  52. 21:10 Dom just so you know
  53. 21:10 F5KNorthShore Yeah, I'll leave you two to sort that out amongst yourselves
  54. 21:10 Dom also
  55. 21:10 Dom why does that ARWS car like it was sponsored by Shyte Madick
  56. 21:10 Dom
  57. 21:10 GertrandBachot And you were gonna get rewarded in CART pre-season testing as well, what a shame
  58. 21:11 F5KNorthShore Simpson has disappeared into the distance meanwhile
  59. 21:11 F5KNorthShore He has a three second lead on Pye
  60. 21:11 F5KNorthShore Who in turn has another 5 on Robertson
  61. 21:11 Dom "Domino's"
  62. 21:11 Dom assume that was not a pun on my name
  63. 21:11 F5KNorthShore Stanaway is all over the back of Lloyd for fourth
  64. 21:11 Dom oh also
  65. 21:11 Dom it turns out I have a damaged Lotus
  66. 21:12 F5KNorthShore CONTACT!
  67. 21:12 F5KNorthShore Lloyd gets launched over the kerb!
  68. 21:12 F5KNorthShore And the suspension collapses on landing!
  69. 21:12 Normal32 rip
  70. 21:12 Dom who made the suspension in the first place?
  71. 21:12 Dom
  72. 21:13 F5KNorthShore Stanaway rejoins all the way down in 20th!
  73. 21:13 *** Salamander quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  74. 21:13 F5KNorthShore The order on lap 4 of 30 is Simpson, Pye, Robertson, Evans and debutant Nick Cassidy
  75. 21:13 F5KNorthShore Belcher, Rogers, O'Lauchlan, Holdsworth and Muirhead round out the top 10
  76. 21:14 Dom ugh
  77. 21:14 Dom do I want to run Spirit
  78. 21:14 Dom
  79. 21:14 F5KNorthShore And Around goes Holdsworth!
  80. 21:14 F5KNorthShore He gets collected by Muirhead!
  81. 21:14 F5KNorthShore And that's day done for both of them!
  82. 21:14 Dom also
  83. 21:14 GertrandBachot Could I tempt you with Bruno Junqueira topping Spring Testing Day 1 timesheets at Homestead by 6 tenths of a second?
  84. 21:15 Dom I sincerely hope petoli comes and confirms his team
  85. 21:15 Dom tempting works
  86. 21:15 Dom however it was on quali pace
  87. 21:15 GertrandBachot Yes
  88. 21:15 Dom so basically
  89. 21:15 F5KNorthShore Thanks to all the silliness and some clever moves, Premat is now back into the top 10
  90. 21:15 Dom it doesn't matter
  91. 21:15 F5KNorthShore Running just behind Heimgartner who occupies 9th
  92. 21:16 F5KNorthShore And just as I say that, Heimgartner runs out of road at turn 1
  93. 21:16 GertrandBachot But it's *something*
  94. 21:16 GertrandBachot It's better than Martin Donnelly qualifi
  95. 21:16 F5KNorthShore And we now cut to an angry battle pack consisting of Simonsen, Fiore, Gracie and Stanaway for 14th
  96. 21:16 GertrandBachot qualifying 27th every race
  97. 21:16 Dom but he qualified 23rd last race
  98. 21:16 Dom
  99. 21:16 GertrandBachot Apart from that
  100. 21:16 F5KNorthShore The pit window is now open
  101. 21:16 Dom and also in the first two races
  102. 21:16 F5KNorthShore And Robertson is the first to stop
  103. 21:17 Dom also
  104. 21:17 F5KNorthShore The Prodrive crew have reacted, and are gonna bring Simpson in this lap
  105. 21:17 Dom I really don't want to ruin Bromley
  106. 21:17 Dom so I hope petoli comes
  107. 21:17 GertrandBachot Let me have a go at PSR, because I actually have a plan for them
  108. 21:18 Dom you should improve your finance managing
  109. 21:18 Dom Bromley would work a treat
  110. 21:18 F5KNorthShore This leaves Pye out in front from Evans
  111. 21:18 Dom either that or we just both speak to Wazzle and whatever plan that is better he chooses
  112. 21:18 GertrandBachot Yes, that would be best
  113. 21:18 F5KNorthShore Premat's miserable afternoon comes to an end with a left-rear suspension failure
  114. 21:19 Dom I mean
  115. 21:19 Dom AndreaModa does not come on either now
  116. 21:19 GertrandBachot Petoli's the only one of the three who's been online recently, so he'll probably confirm Bromley
  117. 21:19 Dom so you might as well get Spirit-TOM'S which is half-decent
  118. 21:19 GertrandBachot Just need to ask Wazzle something before that
  119. 21:20 F5KNorthShore Pye and Evans are currently deep in traffic
  120. 21:20 Dom to be honest
  121. 21:20 F5KNorthShore As Simpson behind them sets a new fastest lap
  122. 21:20 Dom Paul Stewart Racing basically became the F1 team years later
  123. 21:20 GertrandBachot Ah, I may actually take Spirit then
  124. 21:21 F5KNorthShore And in comes Pye from the lead at the end of lap 10
  125. 21:21 Dom you could rename Spirit for 91 when it comes
  126. 21:21 Dom cause it's in shit
  127. 21:21 GertrandBachot Because they're gonna prolly die after this year, so I can take Super Nova in 1991 and WINLOL for the next few years
  128. 21:21 F5KNorthShore Simon Bourne meanwhile is miles off in a runoff somewhere
  129. 21:21 Dom well
  130. 21:22 Dom Spirit-TOM'S was supposed to be ded by now
  131. 21:22 F5KNorthShore Jokes on you
  132. 21:22 Dom
  133. 21:22 F5KNorthShore I decide what teams come and go
  134. 21:22 TCBY I may have to join this waiting list...
  135. 21:22 Dom well
  136. 21:22 Dom Super Nova did not come till 1994
  137. 21:23 F5KNorthShore Nick Cassidy comes in from 3rd position
  138. 21:23 F5KNorthShore He's in what is effectively the second Erebus car
  139. 21:23 F5KNorthShore Which is being prepared by local team M2 Competition this weekend
  140. 21:23 Dom also
  141. 21:23 F5KNorthShore And has been doing a solid if unspectacular job
  142. 21:23 Dom the wiki is like wtf
  143. 21:23 Dom two teams have 14-15
  144. 21:23 GertrandBachot Does any driver I bid for *have* to be from F3, or can the American Racing Series count as sufficient experience?
  145. 21:24 F5KNorthShore And Evans pits from the lead
  146. 21:24 Dom think there was a rule about max. 10 races in F1 no?
  147. 21:24 Dom or might have confused it with AR3.5
  148. 21:24 F5KNorthShore PYE!
  149. 21:24 F5KNorthShore HE GETS CLEANED UP BY LAPPED TRAFFIC!
  150. 21:24 GertrandBachot I have an idea of who I'm gonna try to get
  151. 21:24 F5KNorthShore HE'S OUT OF THE RACE!
  152. 21:25 F5KNorthShore And he is AB. SO. LUTELY. *FURIOUS*
  153. 21:25 Dom they ate the Pue
  154. 21:25 Normal32 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  155. 21:25 Dom Pye*
  156. 21:25 GertrandBachot But I'm not gonna say if Dom decides to try and fuck my plan up
  157. 21:26 Dom 1990 has got such a talent pool
  158. 21:26 Dom anyone can get a gem really
  159. 21:26 Dom 7-8 top young drivers there
  160. 21:26 Normal32 is catching up with SF quali
  161. 21:26 Normal32 lol Dillmann
  162. 21:26 F5KNorthShore And that's Tan getting out of the other Bryan Taylor car!
  163. 21:26 GertrandBachot I wanna try and get HHF into my team
  164. 21:26 Normal32 http://superformula.net/sf2/race2018/round1802/results-qulify
  165. 21:26 F5KNorthShore Looks like he got a helping hand from Rogers
  166. 21:26 GertrandBachot Whatever it may be
  167. 21:27 F5KNorthShore And Pye is fuming at Voeckler over the radio for that mess
  168. 21:27 F5KNorthShore ROBERTSON!
  169. 21:27 Dom normal32pls
  170. 21:27 F5KNorthShore He's been turned around by the lapped Stanaway!
  171. 21:27 Dom you certainly mean
  172. 21:27 Dom lol LeMans
  173. 21:27 Normal32 yeah :L
  174. 21:27 Normal32 jfc
  175. 21:27 Normal32 Sakaguchi's also done very good in his first appereance
  176. 21:28 Mr_Klon incidentally
  177. 21:28 F5KNorthShore The order on lap 15 of 30 is Simpson, Evans, O'Lauchlan, Cassidy and Robertson
  178. 21:28 Mr_Klon a shocking twist has happened
  179. 21:28 Mr_Klon I am going to watch a real-life divegrass game today
  180. 21:28 Dom I toyed with an idea of having Lehto and Hakkinen
  181. 21:28 Mr_Klon and am anxious to see it
  182. 21:28 Dom Holstein Kiel?
  183. 21:28 GertrandBachot Dom Lehto already drives for Rial in F1 though...
  184. 21:29 Mr_Klon nah, Holzbein is already in the relegation
  185. 21:29 Mr_Klon it's about Hamburg
  186. 21:29 Normal32 so yeah
  187. 21:29 Normal32 if Dillmann's this weaksauce
  188. 21:29 F5KNorthShore Fiore pits from what was P12
  189. 21:29 Dom Hamburg
  190. 21:29 Normal32 imagine Ticktum
  191. 21:29 TCBY Dom Mika Salo could be an option
  192. 21:29 Dom watch them somehow finish 16th
  193. 21:29 Dom
  194. 21:29 Mr_Klon it is destiny
  195. 21:30 Dom so the talent pool we might have
  196. 21:30 Dom MSC
  197. 21:30 Dom Wendlinger
  198. 21:30 Dom HHF
  199. 21:30 Dom Irvine
  200. 21:30 Dom Hakkinen
  201. 21:30 F5KNorthShore The race has quietened down considerable
  202. 21:30 Dom Morbidelli
  203. 21:30 F5KNorthShore considerably*
  204. 21:30 F5KNorthShore As Gracie pits from 11th
  205. 21:30 F5KNorthShore Of the fourteen cars that are remaining
  206. 21:30 Dom uh
  207. 21:30 Dom Ellen Lohr
  208. 21:31 F5KNorthShore This leaves Heimgartner and Raghunathan in 9th and 10th as the only drivers yet to pit
  209. 21:31 Dom of Zanardo
  210. 21:31 Dom ofc Zanardi
  211. 21:32 GertrandBachot I'm pretty much gonna try and get future rookie CART drivers into m F3000 teams
  212. 21:32 GertrandBachot *my
  213. 21:32 TCBY Dom What about 1992 Japanese F3 champion (and BTCC ramming enthusiast) Anthony Reid?
  214. 21:32 Dom oh you talkin PD
  215. 21:32 Dom oh someone is obsessed about CART
  216. 21:32 GertrandBachot Christian Fittipaldi
  217. 21:32 Dom and I though Leyton House running Robbie Buhl was not enough
  218. 21:32 F5KNorthShore Oh, Simonsen is yet to stop as well from 8th
  219. 21:32 Dom
  220. 21:33 Dom C-Fitty is a good shout since he was in F1 not too long afterwards
  221. 21:33 F5KNorthShore We now have a fight to the death for 12th
  222. 21:33 F5KNorthShore Between Gracie and Fiore
  223. 21:33 Dom uh
  224. 21:33 Dom Ukyo?
  225. 21:33 GertrandBachot He was in F3K in 1991 as well, so
  226. 21:33 Dom Rubens will come in a few years as well
  227. 21:33 F5KNorthShore Raghunathan pits from P10
  228. 21:34 F5KNorthShore He'll rejoin right around this Gracie/Fiore scrap
  229. 21:34 Dom and also the 1989 drivers like Herbert, Blundell and Lamy
  230. 21:34 Dom and Artzet
  231. 21:34 GertrandBachot What about Alessandro Zampedri?
  232. 21:34 TCBY Dom Is Aguri Suzuki doing anything in 1990? He could be a reasonable F3000 driver
  233. 21:35 F5KNorthShore Fiore is all over the Nissan
  234. 21:35 Dom nope
  235. 21:35 Dom also
  236. 21:35 Dom I forgot
  237. 21:35 F5KNorthShore He has a look into the final chicane
  238. 21:35 Dom some bloke drove for PSR in 1993-1994
  239. 21:35 Dom his name is de Ferran, Gil
  240. 21:35 F5KNorthShore And he muscles her out of the way with extreme prejudice
  241. 21:35 GertrandBachot Yes
  242. 21:35 Dom imagine a Franchitti-de Ferran lineup in 1994
  243. 21:35 GertrandBachot It's 1990
  244. 21:35 Dom hoooooooo boi
  245. 21:35 F5KNorthShore And in comes Simonsen from 8th
  246. 21:36 TCBY Meanwhile at Monaco, Hakkinen and Irvine are reunited
  247. 21:36 GertrandBachot Oh, I remembered who I wanted
  248. 21:36 F5KNorthShore Oh here we go
  249. 21:36 GertrandBachot Paul Tracy
  250. 21:36 F5KNorthShore Lee Rogers has been clawing to the back of Robertson for the last several laps
  251. 21:36 F5KNorthShore And now he wants to take 5th from the Horan driver
  252. 21:36 F5KNorthShore He has a look at the final chicane!
  253. 21:37 F5KNorthShore ROBERTSON SLAMS THE DOOR!
  254. 21:37 F5KNorthShore OFF GOES ROGERS!
  255. 21:37 F5KNorthShore OFF GOES ROBERTSON!
  256. 21:37 F5KNorthShore They rejoin in the same positions
  257. 21:37 GertrandBachot Or, for uber-kek
  258. 21:37 F5KNorthShore But now Seamus Belcher is all up in their grill
  259. 21:37 Dom OH
  260. 21:37 TCBY Thierry Boutsen also appears to have not aged since about 1990
  261. 21:37 Dom I got the perfect lineup
  262. 21:37 GertrandBachot Jimmy Vasser
  263. 21:37 Dom DC-Franchitti
  264. 21:37 F5KNorthShore And there's lapped cars in Gracie and Bourne mixed up in this
  265. 21:37 Dom in 93 or so
  266. 21:38 Dom in 1990 maybe McNish would work a treat
  267. 21:38 Dom cause, well
  268. 21:38 Dom he's Scottish
  269. 21:38 F5KNorthShore Robertson has a gap now
  270. 21:38 F5KNorthShore But Belcher is all over Lloyd for 6th
  271. 21:39 F5KNorthShore Simpson is about to start lap 24 of 30
  272. 21:39 GertrandBachot What about TCBY's favourite driver, one Jacques Villeneuve?
  273. 21:39 F5KNorthShore He has an 11 second gap on Evans
  274. 21:39 F5KNorthShore But the Triple Eight driver is closing in at well over a second a lap
  275. 21:39 Dom DC drove for PSR in 92
  276. 21:39 F5KNorthShore This is going to go down to the wire
  277. 21:40 TCBY Confusingly, Boutsen's in a Iso-Williams and Patrese's in a Wolf-Williams, while Karun Chandhok's in a proper Williams
  278. 21:40 Dom just don't sign Oz drivers
  279. 21:40 Dom Skaife and Lowndes were
  280. 21:40 Dom well
  281. 21:40 Dom shit
  282. 21:40 F5KNorthShore Rogers has dropped Belcher
  283. 21:40 GertrandBachot Imagine how many sparks would fly if there was a JV-PT lineup
  284. 21:40 F5KNorthShore And has resumed his chase of Robertson
  285. 21:40 Dom well
  286. 21:40 Dom Wazzle won't be too happy
  287. 21:40 F5KNorthShore They're side by side down the front straight!
  288. 21:40 F5KNorthShore Robertson has the inside and holds on!
  289. 21:41 F5KNorthShore The gap Simpson-Evans is down to 8 seconds at the line
  290. 21:41 F5KNorthShore But Dave is about to encounter a lot of traffic
  291. 21:41 TCBY And John Watson's in an ex-Moss Rob Walker Lotus 18
  292. 21:41 F5KNorthShore In the form of Robertson, Rogers, Belcher, Gracie and Bourne
  293. 21:41 GertrandBachot You could use Mad Max Papis
  294. 21:41 F5KNorthShore Nick Cassidy fancies a podium on debut
  295. 21:41 Dom GB
  296. 21:42 F5KNorthShore He's all over O'Lauchlan for 3rd
  297. 21:42 Dom or just use the kekkest PD drivers
  298. 21:42 F5KNorthShore ROGERS!
  299. 21:42 F5KNorthShore ROBERTSON!
  300. 21:42 Dom CHRISTOPHE HURNI FTW
  301. 21:42 F5KNorthShore THEY'VE COME TOGETHER AGAIN!
  302. 21:42 Dom kek
  303. 21:42 F5KNorthShore SIMPSON NARROWLY AVOIDS THE SPINNING CARS!
  304. 21:42 Dom if he was Homer Simpson
  305. 21:42 Dom he would have hit them
  306. 21:42 Dom
  307. 21:42 F5KNorthShore And Bourne is around at turn 1!
  308. 21:42 F5KNorthShore And Lloyd finally overtakes Robertson
  309. 21:42 F5KNorthShore But Belcher is ahead of the pair of them
  310. 21:43 F5KNorthShore And now Evans and Simonsen are mixed up in all of this
  311. 21:43 F5KNorthShore FOUR WIDE!
  312. 21:43 F5KNorthShore And somehow Mason Simonsen on debut goes from 8th to 6th in one move
  313. 21:43 F5KNorthShore And now he fancies unlapping himself from Evans!
  314. 21:44 F5KNorthShore Gracie goes around at the final chicane
  315. 21:45 F5KNorthShore 3 to go for Simpson
  316. 21:45 F5KNorthShore The gap is down to 5.6
  317. 21:45 F5KNorthShore And Simonsen passes Evans!
  318. 21:45 F5KNorthShore That was the last thing out championship leader needed
  319. 21:45 F5KNorthShore Simonsen gets dispatched of with extreme prejudice
  320. 21:46 F5KNorthShore And loses a spot to Rogers as a receipt
  321. 21:46 F5KNorthShore 2 to go for Simpson
  322. 21:46 F5KNorthShore And Heimgartner takes 10th from Raghunathan
  323. 21:46 TCBY Irvine's driving an ex-Hunt Mclaren
  324. 21:47 F5KNorthShore Simonsen retakes 6th from Rogers
  325. 21:47 TCBY Wearing '99 Ferrari overalls
  326. 21:47 F5KNorthShore O'Lauchlan has built a gap over Cassidy for 3rd and 4th
  327. 21:47 F5KNorthShore As Dave Simpson starts his final lap
  328. 21:47 F5KNorthShore With a 4.8 second lead, he should be safe
  329. 21:48 F5KNorthShore Evans is having to fend from Simonsen again down the back straight
  330. 21:48 F5KNorthShore But there's no such issues for Dave Simpson
  331. 21:48 F5KNorthShore As he crosses the line and WINS IN AUCKLAND!
  332. 21:49 F5KNorthShore Mitch Evans preserves his championship lead with second position
  333. 21:49 F5KNorthShore And Dean O'Lauchlan returns to the podium in third position
  334. 21:50 F5KNorthShore The rest of the top 10 consists of Nick Cassidy, Seamus Belcher, Mason Simonsen, Lee Rogers, Michael Robertson, Richie Stanaway and Andre Heimgartner
  335. 21:50 F5KNorthShore Evans will also take home the point for fastest lap by 6 hundredths of a second over Simpson
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