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- >Be the fluffy King Smarty Sombra
- >You are a very concerned fluffy today
- >One of your better Liutenants was snatched by a squad of Pericles's wingies
- >You hate Pericles
- >You hate all wingies
- >But that's why you taught all your unicorns how to make magic
- >You dismiss the new Liutenant and go for a stroll about the Human Cave
- >Your herd's fluffies spend their time laughing, playing, and shooting the stone wall with their burny-magic
- >It warms your heart
- >A foal walks up to you, nosing a funny-shaped brown ball with white stripes
- "Smawty Kin'! Pway wif fiwwy! Pway wif funneh baww!" she babbles half-singing
- >You discard your Regal Armour and cape and play with the herd
- >After all, the best smarties are always in-tune with their comerades
- >And you are one pretty good smarty
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- >Be the fluffy Smarty Pericles
- >You have beautiful white fluff everywhere but your head-holder, which is black and neatly-trimmed
- >Your tail follows suit with your head
- >You're also VERY smart
- >Also have larger wings than the other wingies in your herd
- >Your ONLY WINGIE herd
- >Stupid unicorns
- >Stupid earthies
- >Two of your shock trooops have brought back a Liutenant of Sombra's dummy herd
- >He's a small fluffy, is this what passes for leadership in the unicorn ranks?
- "Fiwthy heathen! Teww Smawty Pewicles wha' stupid unicown doin' on [i]wingie[/i] end of Da Big Gween!"
- >He glares at you
- "We awweady as'ed him abou' stuff. Dummy fwuffy nu talkies" one of your Troopers declares with a smile
- >Red owwies leaks from his sniffer, mouth, and ear
- >Good wingies
- >You walk towards the fluffy and put your hoof under his chin
- >His front two hooves are being held up by your flying troopers
- "Nu talkies?"
- >You bite his sniffer, making him cry out
- "Dere we go wittle guy, dewe we go, gud start"
- >He's sniffing a little bit, about to cry
- "Now, teww yow bettahs wut dey wan'"
- >He's babbling a little bit
- "Wet's stawt simple. Teww Pewicles fwuffie's name"
- "...Bowdah"
- "Das gud, das gud" you whisper
- "Tell Pewicwes why dere aw DUM UNICOWNS in MY LAND"
- >You had to use your Scary Voice
- >Ah well, cleanup should be easy
- >Dummy Boulder begins to make scaredey poopies all over the floor
- >As far as you know, only you and Sombra can talk like there's two fluffies talking
- >Still close to the dummy, you smirk
- >Smirking is like smiling, but it means that dummy fluffy getting smirked at is even more dummy
- >Suddenly, he fires magic at your head!
- >It bounces off your Shiny Helmet
- >You're such a lucky fluffy
- >One of your flying troopers isn't though, he got roasted and is taking big sleepies
- >The lack of support on his arm made the stupid Boulder fall to his back
- >Full of anger, you pounce and smash his stupid head-holder in with a one-hoofed mighty stomp
- >Feels good to be the Smarty
- >You clap your hooves together
- "YOSEF! EAGLEW!"
- >Two smaller wingies come out from a small place in the Smarty Room
- >You open your arms to the scene in front of you
- "Cwean dis pwace. Pewicles wan' speciaw huggies in a wittle bit, so huwwy up"
- >You don't have any earthie slaves, unlike Sombra
- >But you do have runts
- >You exit the Smarty Room and look out over the Jim
- >You live in an enclosed home a small bit away from The Big Green
- >The home is huge, and your herd is huge
- >They fly, play, march, and order slaves around
- >It's a good herd
- >You read once that a really big herd like this can be called a "horde"
- >Hoomans must know their stuff, you guess
- >They did build the Jim after all
- >Who was this Jim anyway?
- >Well, they also built the Unicorn Cave
- >You'll get them one day
- >And then you'll tear Sombra's horn from his stupid head
- >You fix your helmet
- >It's made of the same stuff as Sombra's "Regal Armour"
- >Dummy monarch
- >Dummy shock troopers not getting their hands on the rest of the flat shinies
- >You dismiss all the dummies in your life and get to playing with your herd
- >After all, the best smarties are always in-tune with their comerades
- >And you are one pretty good smarty
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