it was like
so the dragon queen is like
losing favor I guess to summarize it fast
and then her dragons give up on her and fly away for a bit
and anyways she did a dumb bitch thing and got ambushed for it
and then she's going to fucking die but her dragon comes in and saves her last second
so she starts petting it's fucking face
and it like
loses focus
VERY NEXT SCENE the dragon gets stabbed like FOUR TIMES and gets scared and flies off with her
and takes her to it's nest
anyways so she's with her dragon in a far away place with no one to protect her so she walks awway from HER FUCKING DRAGON
and gets KIDNAPPED
and anyways plot armor saves her and she eventually flies back to the city and while she was gone the rival forces invaded and started fire bombing the city
and so her advisors are like
"omg what do we do we're so fucked!!!!"
and then you hear a thud and everyone pulls their fucking weapons out
and then they bow
and it's the queen
because she's back
and you can see the city being fire bombed in the background of the huge ass balcony
and i'm lik
"shouldn't you be saving your fucking city right now"
and they made a big deal about dragons being smart and ruthless
and the dragon jUST
FLIES OFF
INTO THE FUCKING DISTANCE
IGNORING THE CITY YOU CAN SEE LITREALLY BEING FIREMBOMBED
IN THAT VERY SHO
AND THE Q3UEEN GOES TO SLEEP
AND THEY FIRE BOMB HER CITY ALL NIGHT
AND I'M LIKE
"CN'T U JSUT BURN THE FUCKING SHIPS DOWN
IT'LL TAKE LIK A MINUTE OF ON SCREEN ACTION WHAT THEW FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING"
and then she does that
after she gets a good night's rest
and I just
that's what game of thrones is