The Raid Legion survival Guide to not be a giant faggot. Oh yeah, and to survive in Minecraft.

This Guide will actually give you a fucking chance to survive in the hell hole named Minecraft. Even with it you still suck dick at everything. Note: This is all to be played on Hard Mode.

1. You need meat because you are a meat eating motherfucker. Slaughter 5 pigs per day and eat their delicious meat.

2. Creepers. Those fuckers breed like rabbits. You kill one and they replace it twice fold. You need to thin out the population of those green penises, kill 1 more per day. First day you kill one, second day you kill two etc. etc.

3. Holy fuck I hate cows, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" NO SHUT THE FUCK UP. By the 5th day you need a cow killing machine. Or mob killer if you discriminate *cough cough* faggot *cough*.

4.Give me a fucking lozenge because I can't even call you a glorious winged anal sex faggot without coughing up a shit storm, this isin't a rule. I'm just letting you know.

5. To survive at least a week here. You need some sort of protection. Build a 20 x 20 moat around your house or tower or whatever giant structure you want. This is to keep baddies out, also it has to be a lava moat and it has to be built in under 15 days.

6. You're a pussy faggot. So you can't live in the wild like a real man. Build a 30x30x5 house out of unrefined wood.(LxWxH)