IGN Shadow Warrior video overwiew and checklist.

0:11 - Neither of these people are qualified to be talking about remakes of 90's games
0:18 - No, it's not a remake
0:21 - "Hopefully not as racist" Fuck you. It was funny and it's still funny.
0:27 - This is gonna suck
0:32 - I really, really hope this isn't as bad as I'm expecting it to be
0:39 - DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING SPEAK TARANTINO'S NAME!
0:50 - Not Asian music
0:54 - Fuck you for reminding me of transformers
1:08 - No one cares, it's a shitty music choice honestly
1:12 - "Opening gag" great...
1:16 - Oh christ what did they do
1:23 - NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP IGN FAGGOT, WHAT DID THEY DO TO LO WANG?
1:28 - NO THE ORIGINAL GAME WAS NOT A FUCKING FOLLOW UP TO DUKE NUKEM
1:37 - Literally noone of any importance cared about the asian stereotypes you VAPID CUNT
1:47 - YES, OF COURSE THE NAME LO WANG IS INTEGRAL TO SHADOW WARRIOR. THAT IS THE SOLE FUCKING THING THAT MADE IT A GOOD GAME, YES.
1:51 - That was almost funny
2:07 - Jesus christ did your balls literally retract inside your fucking body? I mean seriously, stop feeling guilty for finding HUMOR FUNNY.
2:18 - Shuriken. Not Sheruken
2:30 - Was that a fucking COD run? It sure looked like one.
2:34 - "Those are all things that are no longer novel" They never were to begin with asshole. You missed the point.
2:35 - "Wang-o-meter" Fuck you. FUCK YOU. That is not fucking funny.
2:37 - "Still referencing a Wang-o-meter" HE NEVER DID TO BEGIN WITH
2:46 - "Kahtahnah" That is not how you pronounce Katana.
2:53 - Hilarity Ensues when Lo Wang fails to get his fucking Katana
2:56 - Shut the fuck up
3:28 - This was going so well until the gang of disposable generic human baddies walked in
4:01 - Oh boy, time for some fast-paced asskicking.
4:07 - That's not funny, also that tutorial is REALLY unnecessary.
4:11 - W-w-wwhat
4:12 - No
4:13 - NOOOO
4:15 - WHY THE FUCK IS THIS JAPANESE SKYRIM?
4:20 - *smoke smoke* He should be hurt more than fucking TEN DAMAGE from that
4:25 - "I can't think of any game that lets you decapitate people and cut off their arms and legs" Well, here's a list off the top of my head, mister EDITOR FOR A FUCKING VIDEO GAME WEBSITE. Fallout 3, Fallout New vegas, Skyrim, MGR, E.Y.E. and Dwarf Fortress. That was off the TOP OF MY HEAD WHILE I WAS FUCKING PISSED
4:32 - "How can you fault a game like this" Very fucking easily.
4:50 - Don't you fucking dare compare soldier of fortune to this piece of shit
4:53 - You never played it and I know you didn't, shut the fuck up
5:10 - These enemies are about the LEAST aggressive enemies I've ever seen.
5:15 - "This is so much more rewarding than a typical CoD" How. HOW? IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING BUT WITH SWORDS
5:26 - An alt fire I'll bet you won't show us
5:29 - Woah woah woah, back the fuck up
5:23 - GLOWING DOORS TO SHOW YOU WHERE TO GO? DSBFGJKLDSBHVBUNIKWSHVGBDSNGJKBDSNV:K
5:31 - Oh great, a cutscene
5:39 - I already hate this demon character, make him go away
5:47 - No
5:48 - Please no
5:50 - WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING GAME NEED AN ANNOYING COMPANION?
6:29 - I'll bet if you took every scene where you pass out looking atr your arm and overlayed them, they'd all match up.
6:38 - Take off dem pants boi
6:47 - "Very Kreuger" Shut the fuck up
7:30 - Oh look, ominous bullshit. How original.
7:33 - Fuck off, I wanted to see that
7:40 - "What does shadow warrior have going for it?" It looks like Skyrim, plays like Skyrim... That's about it really.
7:55 - "That you can purchase and buy" Redundancy and WHAT THE FUCK? WHY WOULD YOU BUY WEAPONS?
7:56 - "Also you have magical powers" JUST LIKE FUCKING SKYRIM RIGHT GUYS??????????
8:07 - Oh look, I've never seen THIS scene before
8:20 - Yup, never seen ANYTHING like this before
8:35 - Glowing sword. Because people are REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID RIGHT?
8:45 - That was actually almost a Lo Wang quote.
8:55 - Glowing medkit... check
9:13 - "No regenerating health" Well, that's good at least
9:16 - WEAPON UPGRADES? SERIOUSLY? WITH MONEY?
9:22 - "Can I save anywhere?" "No" Fucking god damnit. THIS IS WHY GAME DESIGN SUCKS NOWADAYS.
9:39 - More glowing items, yay
9:52 - "He's shooting at me, what should I do? Should I jump on him with my claws? Run away?" "Nahh, just sit there and take it" Great AI
10:23 - I'll bet he kills them all one at a time while they barely attack him
10:51 - Yeah, pretty much
11:06 - You've gotta be shitting me. That did HOW little damage?
11:33 - Yup, never seen THIS scene either
11:49 - You know, that demon's accent is almost as "racist" and the original Lo Wang's
12:02 - "He's going to imbue himself inside of you" First, that's not what imbue means. Second, that's fucking stupid
12:11 - So he makes you generic FPS badass with super powers #43783456, great
12:22 - WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT NO HEALTH REGEN? BECAUSE THIS IS BASICALLY HEALTH REGEN
12:38 - Oh hey look it's the Witcher 2. I'm glad to be seeing a much better ga- oh wait. Oh. Oh no.
12:49 - "Is that like Mountain Dew?" MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS PREORDER BONUS CONFIRMED
13:13 - Oh look, it uses Tattoos to symbolize powers. Not like another game just recently did that or anything. Also it's not like it actually made SENSE in that game.
14:03 - Yup, Shadow Warrior was all about the dismemberment, right?
14:29 - Man those shuriken look bad.
14:34 - And you have a 20-dimensional infinite stack of them. Great. Why do we have guns again?
14:54 - AND THE SHURIKEN ARE BETTER THAN GUNS? WHO THE FUCK BALANCED THIS?
15:10 - MY POINT EXACTLY!
15:15 - OH YES, THE UPGRADES EXCUSE THIS INSANE LACK OF BALANCE, TOTALLY
15:43 - Drink blood, get Karma. What?
16:17 - Ok, you know what, that does look pretty neat. Too bad EVEYTHING ELSE IS AWFUL
16:36 - "Karma flows with Blood" I don't think you know what Karma means
16:43 - AND THE LETTERS FLY OUT OF THE ENEMIES! Brilliant.
16:47 - This looks like fucking WoW. Seriously.
17:16 - Actually, it's the type of SHIT SKYRIM GAMEPLAY WITH NO EFFORT INVOLVED THAT I'VE COME TO HATE
17:39 - If he mentions racism again I swear to god.
17:46 - Fuck both of you.


So, let's get our checklist out, shall we?
- Dumbed down gameplay, check
- Utterly destroys the established character, check
- Misses EVERYTHING that made the original good, check
- Stupid Social justice bullshit ruining the concept for a game, check
- Tacked on RPG system, check
- Hero more beefy than the goddam terminator, check
- Stupid sidekick who no one in their right mind would like, check
- Hallway-level linear level design, check
17.341/10 IGN, It looks okay, could be better.