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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2. Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
  3. You: :33 < *ac pounces on the unsuspecting stranger!*
  4. Stranger: ??
  5. Stranger: english??
  6. You: :33 < i thought i was speaking english
  7. You: :33 < anyway hello!
  8. Stranger: haha i knoq
  9. Stranger: now
  10. Stranger: hy
  11. You: :33 < my name is nepeta, whats yours??
  12. Stranger: Casper
  13. You: :33 < nice to m33t you casper!
  14. Stranger: n1ce t0 m33t y0u t00
  15. You: :33 < h33h33 why are you typing like that all of a sudden
  16. Stranger: cuz you are
  17. Stranger: im a gamer so ...
  18. You: :33 < im typing how i usually type!
  19. Stranger: haha
  20. Stranger: facebook g33k?
  21. Stranger: wow wordless (no offense)
  22. You: :33 < whats facebook
  23. Stranger: haahah
  24. Stranger: you are a bad liar
  25. Stranger: asl?
  26. Stranger: 15 m slovenia
  27. You: :33 < 6 f alternia
  28. Stranger: haha and i am a predator
  29. Stranger: i am here to take over the world
  30. You: :OO < wow!
  31. Stranger: begging with you
  32. Stranger: fear my mighy rage of alien shit
  33. You: :33 < oh are we roleplaying now?? ok!
  34. Stranger: 11001000111010101011010101
  35. Stranger: this is in my language
  36. You: :33 < i dont understand
  37. Stranger: well use google
  38. You: :33 < whats that?
  39. Stranger: are you an alien too??
  40. Stranger: at the most times puni humans disconnect by now....
  41. You: :33 < yes to humans i am an alien
  42. You: :33 < i am a troll!
  43. Stranger: wow from witch universe?
  44. You: :33 < hmmm i dont know
  45. You: :33 < not the one the humans are in fur sure!
  46. Stranger: so let us RAGE together across this small planet
  47. You: :33 < raaaaaage! h33h33h33!
  48. Stranger: h33hh3h3h3h3h3h3 1010101011101010101010101
  49. Stranger: :33 does this represents the way u look like 2 mouths?
  50. You: :33 < well i dont look like this, my lusus does
  51. Stranger: haahah
  52. You: :33 < but she is the cutest kitty ever so i type like her!
  53. Stranger: haah my kitty is mutated to a size of a dinosaur
  54. You: :33 < whats a dinosaur?
  55. Stranger: it is my acient encestor use ur small brain i gave you
  56. You: :33 < oh sorry
  57. Stranger: yes next time i ll have to improve it but still you aint that bad
  58. Stranger: you were created after my cock
  59. Stranger: so be a proud dick (no offense)
  60. You: :33 < errrr ok then
  61. Stranger: yes
  62. Stranger: i over powered you
  63. Stranger: muhaahah
  64. You: :33 < h33h33h33h33
  65. Stranger: gigididigig
  66. Stranger: di
  67. You: :33 < so casper what are you up to
  68. Stranger: i am down to bed :(
  69. Stranger: i was badly hurt during the last experiment
  70. You: :33 < oh no thats terrible!
  71. Stranger: wow dont you remember? you were there too
  72. You: :33 < i was???
  73. Stranger: YES i told you I created you
  74. Stranger: ok no more rolplaying
  75. You: :33 < ok
  76. Stranger: so how old are you and dont say 6
  77. You: :33 < but i am 6
  78. You: :33 < but that is in sw33ps im not sure how old i am in human years
  79. Stranger: I AM RAGING
  80. You: :OO < oh noooo!
  81. Stranger: i am slowly loosing my patience
  82. You: :33 < im sorry i didnt mean to make you mad
  83. Stranger: stay calm and dont kill her/it
  84. You: :33 < im a her!
  85. Stranger: like i wasnt mad before
  86. Stranger: so your alien race has genders?
  87. You: :33 < yes
  88. Stranger: well give out some of your personal information its internet noone will konw :)
  89. Stranger: know*
  90. You: :33 < ummm what do you want to know
  91. Stranger: EVERYTHING
  92. You: :33 < where do i start!
  93. Stranger: at the birtk
  94. Stranger: birth
  95. You: :33 < ok i was hatched 6 sw33ps ago and my lusus chose me little under a sw33p later!
  96. You: :33 < i lived with her in our cave and i named her pounce de leon
  97. You: :33 < a little while after my 6th wrigglingday the planet was destroyed by meteors!!
  98. You: XCC < pounce was killed during the attacks...
  99. Stranger: i am so happy for you
  100. You: :33 < but she came back to life as my kernelsprite!
  101. You: :33 < um why?
  102. Stranger: cuzz i enjoy in ppls PAIN
  103. You: :33 < thats a little mean...
  104. Stranger: well you started
  105. You: :33 < can i continue my story now
  106. Stranger: i am simply abusing the internet
  107. You: :33 < aaaaanyway
  108. You: :33 < it turns out the meteors were caused by a game that my friends were playing!
  109. You: :33 < and i got to play to
  110. You: :33 < and we were transported... somewhere else!
  111. You: :33 < we eventually won the game and were about to take our prize
  112. You: :33 < but we were attacked!!!
  113. Stranger: you watch way to many films
  114. You: :33 < huh?
  115. Stranger: it is a thing that i crated...
  116. Stranger: many centuryes ago
  117. Stranger: when you werent even an hatchling
  118. You: :33 < oooooh
  119. Stranger: you were a miere facehuggere
  120. Stranger: facehugger*
  121. You: :33 < cool!
  122. Stranger: yep
  123. You: :33 < so after we were attacked we fled to a meteor belt called the veil
  124. You: :33 < into a lab that was built there
  125. You: :33 < and here we are now!
  126. Stranger: hamm i was there once on the vacation beautifull place
  127. You: :33 < its really cold and dirty and scary
  128. Stranger: i now
  129. Stranger: and i believe
  130. Stranger: know
  131. Stranger: GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN SPAM YOUR HUMAN LIFE
  132. You: :33 < whats a phone number?
  133. Stranger: it is a number linked to the device in your head
  134. You: :33 < oh well i dont know what it is sorry
  135. Stranger: so what do you do on eart
  136. Stranger: earth
  137. You: :33 < ive never been to earth
  138. Stranger: have you ever been to the core inself?
  139. You: :33 < no?
  140. Stranger: n00b
  141. You: :33 < excuse me
  142. Stranger: than you really are jung
  143. Stranger: so no offense but a 100123012412489 human years old pro like me...
  144. You: :33 < wow youre old
  145. You: :33 < oh!!!
  146. Stranger: you should respect me
  147. You: :33 < i figured out how old i am in human years
  148. You: :33 < my moirail helped me!
  149. Stranger: well?
  150. You: :33 < i am thirteen human years old
  151. Stranger: and i am miere 15 by the 101203124'8124 124910284 incarnation
  152. You: :33 < cool!
  153. Stranger: yep
  154. You: :33 < so what do we talk about now
  155. Stranger: dunno so you are 13 f from where?
  156. You: :33 < alternia!
  157. Stranger: that is on earth were?
  158. You: :33 < its not on earth
  159. Stranger: this planet is called earth bdw
  160. Stranger: i know
  161. Stranger: dumbass
  162. You: :33 < youre really confusing
  163. Stranger: i know
  164. Stranger: it is hard to be so smart like me and still understandable for others
  165. You: :33 < i s33
  166. Stranger: how many eyes do you have?
  167. You: :33 < two
  168. Stranger: i head 10 but i lost 8 on the mars
  169. You: :33 < ouch!!
  170. You: :33 < my friend lost her eye once
  171. You: :33 < but she got it back!
  172. Stranger: i know i stole it but later replaced it with one of my own so i can control her now
  173. You: :33 < ummm no i think she just swiched to her dreamselfs body
  174. Stranger: no i was there so i now what really happend
  175. You: :33 < i think youre lying
  176. Stranger: yes from the very beggining i am ashamed of myself....
  177. You: :33 < you should be! lying is bad
  178. Stranger: so how long is this coversation going on?
  179. You: :33 < i dont know
  180. Stranger: for like half an our
  181. Stranger: hour
  182. Stranger: i think it is time to get serious so what is your esl? mine is 15 m slovenia
  183. You: :33 < 6 f alternia
  184. Stranger: i am going to f*** you
  185. You: :33 < whoa what
  186. Stranger: you now what i mean so get serious
  187. You: :33 < im getting uncomfortable
  188. You: :33 < could you talk to my moirail for a while
  189. You: :33 < i have to go do something
  190. Stranger: is your chair to small?
  191. You: :33 < ok bye
  192. Stranger: bye nice meeting you
  193. Stranger: not
  194. You: D--> Who is this
  195. Stranger: i am an asshole
  196. You: D--> Why are you talking to Nepeta
  197. Stranger: she wanted to seduce me
  198. You: D--> What
  199. You: D--> Inconsievable
  200. Stranger: it si an very stupid atackt
  201. You: D--> I can't understand your ridicu100s typing
  202. You: D--> You will stop now
  203. Stranger: or what?
  204. You: D--> I'm afraid I will have to make you
  205. Stranger: ok sry
  206. You: D--> Good
  207. Stranger: i have to go to post this on DEVart so bye :)
  208. You: ((ok bye nice roleplaying with you!))
  209. You have disconnected.
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