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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
- You: :33 < *ac pounces on the unsuspecting stranger!*
- Stranger: ??
- Stranger: english??
- You: :33 < i thought i was speaking english
- You: :33 < anyway hello!
- Stranger: haha i knoq
- Stranger: now
- Stranger: hy
- You: :33 < my name is nepeta, whats yours??
- Stranger: Casper
- You: :33 < nice to m33t you casper!
- Stranger: n1ce t0 m33t y0u t00
- You: :33 < h33h33 why are you typing like that all of a sudden
- Stranger: cuz you are
- Stranger: im a gamer so ...
- You: :33 < im typing how i usually type!
- Stranger: haha
- Stranger: facebook g33k?
- Stranger: wow wordless (no offense)
- You: :33 < whats facebook
- Stranger: haahah
- Stranger: you are a bad liar
- Stranger: asl?
- Stranger: 15 m slovenia
- You: :33 < 6 f alternia
- Stranger: haha and i am a predator
- Stranger: i am here to take over the world
- You: :OO < wow!
- Stranger: begging with you
- Stranger: fear my mighy rage of alien shit
- You: :33 < oh are we roleplaying now?? ok!
- Stranger: 11001000111010101011010101
- Stranger: this is in my language
- You: :33 < i dont understand
- Stranger: well use google
- You: :33 < whats that?
- Stranger: are you an alien too??
- Stranger: at the most times puni humans disconnect by now....
- You: :33 < yes to humans i am an alien
- You: :33 < i am a troll!
- Stranger: wow from witch universe?
- You: :33 < hmmm i dont know
- You: :33 < not the one the humans are in fur sure!
- Stranger: so let us RAGE together across this small planet
- You: :33 < raaaaaage! h33h33h33!
- Stranger: h33hh3h3h3h3h3h3 1010101011101010101010101
- Stranger: :33 does this represents the way u look like 2 mouths?
- You: :33 < well i dont look like this, my lusus does
- Stranger: haahah
- You: :33 < but she is the cutest kitty ever so i type like her!
- Stranger: haah my kitty is mutated to a size of a dinosaur
- You: :33 < whats a dinosaur?
- Stranger: it is my acient encestor use ur small brain i gave you
- You: :33 < oh sorry
- Stranger: yes next time i ll have to improve it but still you aint that bad
- Stranger: you were created after my cock
- Stranger: so be a proud dick (no offense)
- You: :33 < errrr ok then
- Stranger: yes
- Stranger: i over powered you
- Stranger: muhaahah
- You: :33 < h33h33h33h33
- Stranger: gigididigig
- Stranger: di
- You: :33 < so casper what are you up to
- Stranger: i am down to bed :(
- Stranger: i was badly hurt during the last experiment
- You: :33 < oh no thats terrible!
- Stranger: wow dont you remember? you were there too
- You: :33 < i was???
- Stranger: YES i told you I created you
- Stranger: ok no more rolplaying
- You: :33 < ok
- Stranger: so how old are you and dont say 6
- You: :33 < but i am 6
- You: :33 < but that is in sw33ps im not sure how old i am in human years
- Stranger: I AM RAGING
- You: :OO < oh noooo!
- Stranger: i am slowly loosing my patience
- You: :33 < im sorry i didnt mean to make you mad
- Stranger: stay calm and dont kill her/it
- You: :33 < im a her!
- Stranger: like i wasnt mad before
- Stranger: so your alien race has genders?
- You: :33 < yes
- Stranger: well give out some of your personal information its internet noone will konw :)
- Stranger: know*
- You: :33 < ummm what do you want to know
- Stranger: EVERYTHING
- You: :33 < where do i start!
- Stranger: at the birtk
- Stranger: birth
- You: :33 < ok i was hatched 6 sw33ps ago and my lusus chose me little under a sw33p later!
- You: :33 < i lived with her in our cave and i named her pounce de leon
- You: :33 < a little while after my 6th wrigglingday the planet was destroyed by meteors!!
- You: XCC < pounce was killed during the attacks...
- Stranger: i am so happy for you
- You: :33 < but she came back to life as my kernelsprite!
- You: :33 < um why?
- Stranger: cuzz i enjoy in ppls PAIN
- You: :33 < thats a little mean...
- Stranger: well you started
- You: :33 < can i continue my story now
- Stranger: i am simply abusing the internet
- You: :33 < aaaaanyway
- You: :33 < it turns out the meteors were caused by a game that my friends were playing!
- You: :33 < and i got to play to
- You: :33 < and we were transported... somewhere else!
- You: :33 < we eventually won the game and were about to take our prize
- You: :33 < but we were attacked!!!
- Stranger: you watch way to many films
- You: :33 < huh?
- Stranger: it is a thing that i crated...
- Stranger: many centuryes ago
- Stranger: when you werent even an hatchling
- You: :33 < oooooh
- Stranger: you were a miere facehuggere
- Stranger: facehugger*
- You: :33 < cool!
- Stranger: yep
- You: :33 < so after we were attacked we fled to a meteor belt called the veil
- You: :33 < into a lab that was built there
- You: :33 < and here we are now!
- Stranger: hamm i was there once on the vacation beautifull place
- You: :33 < its really cold and dirty and scary
- Stranger: i now
- Stranger: and i believe
- Stranger: know
- Stranger: GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN SPAM YOUR HUMAN LIFE
- You: :33 < whats a phone number?
- Stranger: it is a number linked to the device in your head
- You: :33 < oh well i dont know what it is sorry
- Stranger: so what do you do on eart
- Stranger: earth
- You: :33 < ive never been to earth
- Stranger: have you ever been to the core inself?
- You: :33 < no?
- Stranger: n00b
- You: :33 < excuse me
- Stranger: than you really are jung
- Stranger: so no offense but a 100123012412489 human years old pro like me...
- You: :33 < wow youre old
- You: :33 < oh!!!
- Stranger: you should respect me
- You: :33 < i figured out how old i am in human years
- You: :33 < my moirail helped me!
- Stranger: well?
- You: :33 < i am thirteen human years old
- Stranger: and i am miere 15 by the 101203124'8124 124910284 incarnation
- You: :33 < cool!
- Stranger: yep
- You: :33 < so what do we talk about now
- Stranger: dunno so you are 13 f from where?
- You: :33 < alternia!
- Stranger: that is on earth were?
- You: :33 < its not on earth
- Stranger: this planet is called earth bdw
- Stranger: i know
- Stranger: dumbass
- You: :33 < youre really confusing
- Stranger: i know
- Stranger: it is hard to be so smart like me and still understandable for others
- You: :33 < i s33
- Stranger: how many eyes do you have?
- You: :33 < two
- Stranger: i head 10 but i lost 8 on the mars
- You: :33 < ouch!!
- You: :33 < my friend lost her eye once
- You: :33 < but she got it back!
- Stranger: i know i stole it but later replaced it with one of my own so i can control her now
- You: :33 < ummm no i think she just swiched to her dreamselfs body
- Stranger: no i was there so i now what really happend
- You: :33 < i think youre lying
- Stranger: yes from the very beggining i am ashamed of myself....
- You: :33 < you should be! lying is bad
- Stranger: so how long is this coversation going on?
- You: :33 < i dont know
- Stranger: for like half an our
- Stranger: hour
- Stranger: i think it is time to get serious so what is your esl? mine is 15 m slovenia
- You: :33 < 6 f alternia
- Stranger: i am going to f*** you
- You: :33 < whoa what
- Stranger: you now what i mean so get serious
- You: :33 < im getting uncomfortable
- You: :33 < could you talk to my moirail for a while
- You: :33 < i have to go do something
- Stranger: is your chair to small?
- You: :33 < ok bye
- Stranger: bye nice meeting you
- Stranger: not
- You: D--> Who is this
- Stranger: i am an asshole
- You: D--> Why are you talking to Nepeta
- Stranger: she wanted to seduce me
- You: D--> What
- You: D--> Inconsievable
- Stranger: it si an very stupid atackt
- You: D--> I can't understand your ridicu100s typing
- You: D--> You will stop now
- Stranger: or what?
- You: D--> I'm afraid I will have to make you
- Stranger: ok sry
- You: D--> Good
- Stranger: i have to go to post this on DEVart so bye :)
- You: ((ok bye nice roleplaying with you!))
- You have disconnected.
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