>She runs into Anon
>Anon looks like he's about to shit the bricks for Trump's wall
>He books it with Megan at his heels
>She catches him and bear hugs him and rants on about how she was so worried about him
>The ponies note that Anon looks like her
>Purple worst horse asks what's going on
>Turns out Megan is Anons mom

>Anon, torn away from his clearly loving family (or at least a clearly loving mother), had suffered
>Some Anons out there really would benefit from being separated from their families, or otherwise have enough bad blood between them that they wouldn't be very upset to be separated from them forever
>This Anon is not one of them
>He had a healthy relationship with his family and (grudgingly, in the case of his siblings) loved them dearly\
>inb4 this breaks the suspension of disbelief
>Humor me, you jaded fucks
>Anon was heartbroken when he disappeared from Earth
>The only thing that hurt worse than knowing he'd never see his family and friends ever again was the knowledge that everyone he loved had no idea what happened to him
>Anon, at least, knew that he had somehow magically teleported into Equestria
>As far as his loved ones know, he just... disappeared
>They weren't able to take comfort in the knowledge that their son was alive somewhere, as Anon had with the knowledge that his family was alive out there
>Anon, human male that he is, did his best to put up a brave front after he arrived in Equestria
>He hadn't cried in years, dammit, and he wasn't going to break down and weep in front of the cutest, most concerned group of vaguely-familiar horses he'd ever seen
>"Seriously, there's something about you ponies. You said this was Equestria, right? I swear, I wanna call it 'Ponyland'. Dream... something. Dream hill? Dream lowlands? Ugh."
>Anon finally reunites with Megan, his mother, and it's the first time any pony had seen Anon cry
>And as far as they were concerned, it was the first time they had seen Anon act like a proper sensitive colt
>One mare in particular is thrilled and terrified
>She wanted to court Anon properly, and that meant getting permission from a mother who wasn't there
>Now she can confront his mother!
>...now she has to confront his mother.
>scaredhorsenoises.neigh

>Celestia walks up to Megan.
"Your son calls me mommy too."
>She says as she walks by and smacks Anon on the ass with a wing as she goes.
>As shocking and blunt as Celestia was, Megan smiles at Anon.
>"So, my boy's finally settling down?"

>Megan Williams's legend has ascended to a level almost biblical. To all, she's known as an unmatched warrior and mage with a heart of gold. The very incarnation of all that is Good and Light. The thing that makes foes of the ponies tremble.
>With her as an example, mares actually took to being the dominant gender, starting the RGR.
>Her adventures took place in ancient Equestria, just known as Ponyland then.
>It was a critical time in the history of ponies. They were just beginning to truly form an advanced society out of their tiny villages and tribes. This of course put them on the radar of more powerful beings.
>If Megan had not been there to save them at their darkest hours...
>...They never would have lasted, and Equestria would have never been.
>Naturally, every pony knows of the human Megan. She even gets her own spot in every history book ever.
>As her adventures in Ponyland ended, the timeflow between earth and Equis distorted. 30 years on Earth was 2000 on Equis until is suddenly synced back up.
>...Right as Anon Williams is dumped into Equestria, leaving behind a distraught mother.
>But Megan isn't going to leave this to the police who she knows will turn up empty handed. Oh no. The magic that did this is obvious. With some prep time she'll be following ASAP.
>Equestria is about to get a blast from the past.

>"Oh jeez oh mare oh jeez oh mare oh jeez I have to ask a mythical hero from thousands of years ago if I can court her son."
>"OH MARE OH JEEZ OH MARE OH JEEZ I'M DATING THE SON OF A DEMI-GODDESS"
>Anon's marefriend is freaking out and having a minor crisis faith ("What do you mean, the all-powerful savior of proto-Equestria is flesh and blood? Where are the mystical powers? Where are the laser eyes?!") while Anon enjoys a reunion with his mother
>That time displacement dealie is waved away by the magic that took Anon lingering long enough to leave a "string" between both worlds, effectively syncing them until the magic dissipated and the connection broke for real
>Whether Equestria yanked Earth's time speed along with it or if Earth dragged Equestria's passage of time down to a snail's pace is up for debate, but irrelevant
>The only one who foresaw this was Pinkie Pie
>"My tail was twitch, my ear itched, and my fun-button was playing hide and seek! That meant a hero from the past was going to show up!"
>None of her friends listened to her because she started talking about her clit, and a mare listening to another mare talk about her vagoo is super gay