Shazam! (2019) eng

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Thad...

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I said no toys at Grandfather's.

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But it's Christmas.

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- Stop it!
- Hey.

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Hey, Dad!

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Hey! Thad,

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you can't go crying
to other people all the time.

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A man needs to know
when to stand up for himself.

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Dear Magic-Isn't-Real Ball,

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will Thad ever be a man?

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Ouch.

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"Outlook not so good."

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You broke it.

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Dad? Sid?

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Someone help me!

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Help!

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Hello?

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Thaddeus.

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Thaddeus Sivana.

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Who are you?

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How do you know my name?

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I am the last of the Council of Wizards.

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Sworn to protect the realms
from the Seven Deadly Sins.

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But years have passed,

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and I grow weak.

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That is why I seek a champion

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to inherit my magic.

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You want me to do magic?

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With this,

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all of my powers will become yours.

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Ah. But first...

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you must demonstrate
that you're pure of heart

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and strong in spirit.

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He lies.

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Don't be his champion.

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We can give you power.

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Take the eye.

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Take it.

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Your father thinks you're weak.

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Show him your power.

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Take the eye.

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No!

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What?

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What happened?

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Only the purest of hearts
can resist their temptations.

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But you,

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you will never be worthy.

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Wait.

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- I'm good enough, I swear!
- What?

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Let me back in!

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Calm down, Thad!

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- Don't open the door!
- Stop it!

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- Calm down.
- Stop!

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Hey, I'm gonna kill you,
you little freak!

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Stop... Oh!

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I was just there.

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This man, this wizard,
he took me to a castle and...

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Stop. Stop!

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Stop it!

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You miserable, whiny, little shit!

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You could have killed us!

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Do you understand that?

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Dad?

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Dad!

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Dad?

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You're okay.

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You're gonna be okay.

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You did this.

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You did this!

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No.

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Dad.

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Your magic grows weak.

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Soon, you won't be able to contain us.

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Seeking Spell,

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find me one soul who is worthy.

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No matter how long it takes.

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Holy moly! The boys in blue!

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Sure glad to see you.

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I called as soon as I saw.

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They're in there.

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You stay here.

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Police!

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I saw 'em hide back in there.

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- Police, coming in!
- Police!

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- There's nobody here.
- What do you mean?

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- It's a closet.
- You really bought that, huh?

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- Hey, no, no, no!
- Hey!

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Stop, stop, stop!

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Open this up right now, kid.

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That's a federal offense, kid.
You can't do that!

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Do not go in that car.

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Come on, open the door. Please.

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Please, come on.

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Open this, right now!

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Very good, very funny.

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Very funny. That's great.
That's hilarious.

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Uh, Dispatch, we need backup
at the Laurelwood shopping center, please.

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Dispatch, cancel that request.

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Some kid stole our walkie-talkies.

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Walkie-talkies? How old are you?

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No, no, no.

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That's my lunch, kid!

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Miss Batson...

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I've been looking for you.

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No. Gosh.

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It's me. It's Billy.

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Okay.

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I want the tiger.

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I know, honey, I know.
But Mom's not exactly going pro here.

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We got one!

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But I wanted a tiger.

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Oh, but this is the real prize, baby. See?

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You can use that your whole life.

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You'll always find your way.

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I can't let the ball get away.

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Mom?

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Mom!

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Mom!

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Hey.

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Who are you with, bud?

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Yeah, he says it's Billy Batson.

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Hey, don't worry, kid.

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I'm sure she'll come looking
before too long, okay?

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They always do.

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Mom, I'm home.

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Yes?

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Yeah, uh, is this Rachel Batson?

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Who's asking?

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Um...

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Yeah, see, the thing is...

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I think you're my mom.

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You sure about that?

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Sorry to bother you.

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Just had to take my lunch, huh?

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You save me any fries?

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Foster home in Pittsburgh
reported you missing two weeks ago.

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You're sending me back?

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No.

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They don't want you.

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- Harsh.
- You laugh,

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but you've run from foster homes
in six counties, Mr. Batson.

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From good people

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who want you, all in pursuit of someone

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who arguably does not.

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It's time someone looked you in the eye
and told it to you straight.

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I don't need parents
to play make-believe with.

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- I got a mom.
- Yes.

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You're some detective.

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Seventy-three Batsons

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between the ages of 28 to 40,
and you've crossed out every one.

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She's still out there. I know it.

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There's a couple outside, Mr. Batson.

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They run a group home.

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I can take care of myself.

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When you're 18.

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Until then, I won't have you
living on the streets,

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looking for someone
who never looked for you.

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Give these people a chance.

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'Cause that's what they're giving you.

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You're out of options.

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I'm gonna skip the spiel.

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Just know that me and Rosa, we get it.

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We were foster kids back in the day.

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Ooh, back in the Dark Ages.

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Girl, I'm young at heart.

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I got my finger on the pulse.

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Yeah, that's a reference

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to his blood pressure because he's old.

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Billy, do you have any food allergies?

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Gonna wish you did. Darla's cooking.

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What?

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We know how overwhelming it can all be.

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New house, new faces.

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All up in your face.

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Just take it at your own speed.

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Hello?

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We're home.

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That's what happens when you suck!

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So much for the welcome party.

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Yeah, that thing growing out of the couch

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would be Eugene.

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Is that him?

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Oh, my gosh! Billy!

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Whoa! Slow down, slow down.

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Welcome home!

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- And that's Darla.
- I'm Darla.

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Big hugger.

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I noticed.

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Die, die, die!

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He doesn't mean that. It's a game.

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Hey.

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No sodas after dark, remember?

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Whoa. When did it get dark?

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Oh, the poster. I made you one.

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Come look! Oh, no!

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Sorry, Pedro must've been working out.

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His goal is to get swole.

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Just one hit! Just one hit!

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Oh...

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Here.

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Yes, exactly why your math department
is so uniquely suited for me.

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Shut up! No!

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I can't even with Eugene right now.

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I'm sorry. Mary, hi. College interview.

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I'm Billy.

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What am I most excited about?

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Oh! What a great question.
I was hoping you'd ask.

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What am I most excited about?

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Mention you're a foster kid.
Colleges eat that up.

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What I'm most excited about
is the campus experience.

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As a foster child, I'm a big believer
in finding family and friends

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in the most unlikely of places.

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I'm gonna miss that girl so much.

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It's Caltech.
It's a very prestigious school.

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And also all the way in California.

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But we don't have to talk
about that right now.

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It's a tough subject for me.

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Do you like vegan food?

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- Mmm-mmm.
- Because, see, I love animals.

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Oh, no! The Tofurky!

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Oh, no, we may have
to eat a real turkey!

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- Is that...
- It's okay.

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Come, I'll show you your room.

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It's a bit of a madhouse,
I know, but it's fun.

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Time to dance on your grave!

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Watch the bum step. Pedro...

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Say hi to Billy.

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Don't take it personally.
He's like that with everyone.

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Freddy.

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This is Billy Batson.

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Make sure you make him feel at home.

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- Okay?
- Yeah.

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Maybe don't say anything too weird?

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Oh, one weird thing is,

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did you know that Romans used
to brush their teeth with their urine?

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And apparently, it works.

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Yep. Um...

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Oh, it's a long way down.

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Trust me, I speak from experience.

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Victor pushed me.

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They seem nice, but don't buy it.

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It gets real Game of Thrones around here.

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What?

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Dude, I'm just messin' around.

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It's, um, terminal cancer.
I only have three months.

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Kidding, again!
You look at me, and you're like,

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"Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid.
You've got it all."

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Right?

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Oh, yeah, that's the old Batarang.

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I mean, it's a replica,
but feel how sharp.

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I could kill you in your sleep
with that thing.

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You more of a Supes guy?

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Yeah, me, too. Behold, the holy grail.

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One nine-millimeter round
shot at Superman himself.

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It's legit.

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Probably worth, I don't know,
five, six hundred, maybe more.

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What's in the bag?

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Hey.

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Hey, it's all good.
It's good to maintain boundaries.

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You don't gotta talk so much, you know.

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Anyway, this place is great.
You're gonna love it.

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Dinner!

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All hands on deck.

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Thank you for this family.

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Thank you for this day.

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Thank you for this food,
even if it's not steak filet.

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Big school.
2,000 students, you might think,

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"Wow, so many strangers."

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But not if you think of them
as possible future friends.

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Then it's, "Wow, so many friends."

271
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,924
The principal, her name's Shirley.
She's the best.

272
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,801
Next.

273
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,511
This is our security scanner.

274
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,972
Like in an airport. It's totally safe.

275
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,515
I know what it is.

276
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,143
- Does she always do this?
- Mmm-hmm.

277
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,520
Silence makes me uncomfortable.

278
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,064
She's almost never uncomfortable.

279
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,901
Have a good first day, big brother.

280
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,154
Look, you don't have
to hug me all the time.

281
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,448
We're not actually
brother and sister, so...

282
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,284
I'm sorry.

283
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,581
- Hey.
- Hey.

284
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,750
I didn't mean to make her...

285
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,547
I was overwhelmed, honestly.

286
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,302
He said I must be pure of heart.

287
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,888
He call himself a wizard.

288
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:08,309
He even dressed like a wizard
from Harry Potter or some...

289
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,813
But you're saying that other people
have experienced this?

290
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,609
In a sense, yes.
Do you remember what he said to you?

291
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,778
He tested me.

292
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,947
There were these statues.

293
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:26,452
Their eyes, it's like they were looking at me,
making me think things.

294
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,703
Horrible things.

295
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,372
And do these approximate what you saw?

296
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,419
Yes, that's exactly how I remember it.

297
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,838
I don't understand.
How do you know...

298
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:42,051
Recurrent imagery has proven
very common in cases of mass hysteria.

299
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,302
Mass hysteria?

300
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,013
I know. The term's a bit theatrical.

301
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,849
But take UFO sightings, for example.

302
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,435
Lights in the sky, flying saucers.

303
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,355
Isolated incidents of people
who do not know each other...

304
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,815
The symbols.

305
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,070
Ask her about the symbols.

306
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:06,992
Sorry, Ms. Kwan.
But as an example of recurrent imagery,

307
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,953
maybe you'll recall seeing

308
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,664
these symbols before the alleged abduction.

309
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,542
I don't remember any symbols, no.

310
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:19,171
I think I got it on video.
There was something, um...

311
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,257
I remember the numbers
on my alarm clock.

312
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,591
They kept shifting.

313
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,676
Video?

314
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,221
Show me the video.

315
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,224
Uh, Ms. Kwan, this is Dr. Sivana.

316
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,561
Um, one moment, I can send it.

317
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:37,356
Hello? Oh, my God!

318
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:38,482
Who's there?

319
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,486
Hello? What's going on?
What's happening?

320
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,574
I'm going to call the police!

321
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,327
Then this blinding light all around me

322
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,663
and I felt like I was getting
pulled down into something.

323
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,624
It felt like a temple
carved inside a mountain.

324
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,502
He looked exactly what you'd expect
from a guy who calls himself a wizard.

325
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,713
...and how you were brought
there to save the world.

326
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,756
- Wearing a cape.
- And there's no ceiling.

327
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,049
We ran the numbers again...

328
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,634
Dr. Sivana!

329
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:11,056
I appreciate your enthusiasm,
but you're funding my project.

330
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,143
And when I'm interviewing,
I don't wanna be interrupted.

331
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,353
Fifty-six recorded abductions.

332
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:17,688
- I never saw it.
- Saw what?

333
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,414
Doctor, what is all this?

334
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,417
All these years...

335
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:44,423
I was convinced I had
the incorrect sequence.

336
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:48,427
Or perhaps the wrong symbols

337
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,095
to open the door.

338
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:55,684
But on that woman's alarm clock,
the seven symbols.

339
00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:02,650
The sequence repeated itself seven times.

340
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,362
That's the difference.

341
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,489
Is this some sort of joke?

342
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,449
It may seem that way to you

343
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:14,161
because we're not in actuality
studying mass hysteria.

344
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,789
What all these people have seen,

345
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,960
every single one of them,
is absolutely real.

346
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:24,213
An alarm clock malfunctions

347
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,299
and your first thought is
it's proof of a wizard?

348
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,510
- Hmm.
- Come on, Dr. Sivana.

349
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,012
You can't believe any of this is real.

350
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,859
Why, yes.

351
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,742
Yes, I do.

352
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:36,869
I've been waiting for this
moment for so long...

353
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,872
and now here we are.

354
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,416
You don't remember me, do you?

355
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,008
I remember you.

356
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,094
You were a boy.

357
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,180
And now you dare intrude in my kingdom.

358
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:59,975
Do you know what it's like for a child
to be told you'll never be good enough?

359
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,144
No, you don't.

360
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:06,815
What you said to me all those years ago
made me realize who I really was.

361
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,442
And you know something?

362
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,405
I am not pure of heart.

363
00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:18,535
The wizard is too weak to stop us.

364
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,122
No!

365
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:23,373
No!

366
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:35,135
You never found your champion.

367
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:39,473
But we found ours.

368
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:58,617
You are the true champion.

369
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,441
They're using you.

370
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:34,194
You're nothing to them
but a means of escape.

371
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,246
Through you, they'll spread their poison
to everything they touch!

372
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,166
Make mankind turn on each other!

373
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,669
You seek a pure soul, old man,

374
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:52,921
but no one's worthy.

375
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,641
Flight or invisibility?

376
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,311
If you could have one superpower,

377
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,354
flight or invisibility,
what would you pick?

378
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:12,024
I mean, everybody chooses flight.
You know why?

379
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,984
So they can fly away
from this conversation?

380
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,485
No, no. 'Cause heroes fly.

381
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,279
And who doesn't want people
to think they're a hero, right?

382
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:20,032
But invisibility, no way.

383
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,283
That's pervy.

384
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:22,868
Spying around on people
who don't even know you're there.

385
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:25,537
Sneaking around everywhere.
It's a total villain power, right?

386
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,880
Then they did this study,
and this is a real thing.

387
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,090
They asked people the same question.
You know, what power do you want?

388
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,176
But this time, they made it
so the answers were anonymous.

389
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:42,429
And most people, since they knew
that it was secret, said invisibility.

390
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:43,764
And I think that's 'cause most people

391
00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:46,391
don't feel like heroes
on the inside, deep down.

392
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:47,517
You're gonna run away.

393
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:50,395
I mean, you stole my Superman bullet.

394
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,023
Dude, I get it. I get it.

395
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,608
You've been screwed over
way too many times.

396
00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:55,859
You don't trust anyone.

397
00:28:56,485 --> 00:29:00,155
That's the thing about invisibility.
You end up all by yourself.

398
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,909
I didn't steal your dumb bullet.

399
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,250
Hey. How was it today?

400
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,752
That good, huh?

401
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,882
Whoa!

402
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,926
Oh, my God! Freddy.

403
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:21,927
Are you okay?

404
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,428
- You okay?
- Yes. Yes.

405
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,306
What the hell?

406
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:27,432
- What is wrong with you two?
- Oh, ho!

407
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,018
No way that's gonna buff out.

408
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,436
You gonna pay for that, Freeman?

409
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,021
For the dent you made almost hitting me?

410
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,189
Yeah, sure. Um...

411
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,232
You guys take these?

412
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,405
Brett, stop!

413
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,740
Don't touch my brother!

414
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:45,617
What, do you need your fake family
to stand up for you?

415
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,452
- Stand up for yourself, Freeman.
- Yeah, huh?

416
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,079
Hey, Freeman.
Freeman, here, stand up.

417
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,247
Stand up for yourself.

418
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,040
What are you gonna do,
go home and cry to Mommy?

419
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,501
Oh, yeah. You don't have a mommy.

420
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,504
Hey.

421
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,050
Man, sorry about that.

422
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,845
That wasn't fair,
but then again you don't fight fair, so...

423
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:12,477
Back off, assbags.
I know how to use these things.

424
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,152
Hey! He's getting away!
Where you going?

425
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,612
Freddy, are you okay?

426
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:25,657
Hey, let's go through the back.

427
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:26,783
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

428
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:35,959
Nowhere to run!

429
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,252
Hey!

430
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,129
- Go, go, go!
- Grab him! Move!

431
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:41,506
- Get out the way.
- Move, woman!

432
00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:42,632
Whoa!

433
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,844
No, no, no.

434
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,387
You're dead, kid.

435
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,722
Yeah, you think you're funny.

436
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,640
We know where you go to school, buddy!

437
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:56,063
Next stop, 30th Street Station.

438
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,065
Change for the regional rail lines.

439
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,168
Uh... Hello?

440
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:20,837
What's going on?

441
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,144
Help!

442
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:51,910
Okay.

443
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,094
Holy moly.

444
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,695
Hello?

445
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:42,711
What the hell?

446
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,880
Who's doing this?

447
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,163
Hi. Um...

448
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,750
I was supposed to get off at 30th.

449
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,043
Billy Batson.

450
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:24,794
How'd you know my name?

451
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:28,632
I am the last of the Council of Wizards.

452
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,885
Keeper of the Rock of Eternity.

453
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:33,512
Oh...

454
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,055
You're...

455
00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:37,557
that guy.

456
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,392
Hey, listen, I don't have any money.

457
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:41,478
Do not patronize me, boy.

458
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:47,442
You are standing
in the source of all magic.

459
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:52,656
The Rock of Eternity.
Seven thrones of seven wizards.

460
00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:56,243
But long ago, we chose a champion

461
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:58,119
and we chose recklessly.

462
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,668
He used his power for revenge,

463
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:08,755
releasing the Seven Deadly Sins
into your world.

464
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:15,095
Millions of lives were lost.

465
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:19,558
Entire civilizations erased from existence.

466
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:27,357
That is why I vowed
never to pass on my magic

467
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,653
until I find one truly good person.

468
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:34,698
Strong in spirit,

469
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,783
pure in heart.

470
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:40,453
Look, man, maybe this is magic

471
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,831
and, I don't know,

472
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,042
but the people you're looking for,
good, pure people,

473
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:47,919
I'm not one of them.

474
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,755
I don't know if anyone is, really.

475
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:54,342
You, Billy Batson,

476
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,720
are all I have.

477
00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,014
All the world has.

478
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,351
Lay your hands on my staff.

479
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,477
Gross.

480
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:08,148
And say my name so my powers
may flow through you.

481
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:11,234
I open my heart to you, Billy Batson.

482
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,447
And in so doing, choose you as champion.

483
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,157
Thanks.

484
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,243
Real sweet of you, mister,
but I really gotta get going.

485
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,913
My brothers and sisters
were slain by the Sins.

486
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:26,750
Their thrones lie empty.

487
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,045
My magic must be passed on.

488
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,797
Now, speak my name!

489
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:36,092
I don't know your name, sir.
We just met.

490
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:38,762
My name is...

491
00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,097
Shazam.

492
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:44,392
Wait, for real?

493
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,102
- Say it!
- Okay!

494
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:47,854
Jeez.

495
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,992
So just say it? Like...

496
00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:03,119
Shazam?

497
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,246
Yes!

498
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,708
Carry my name, and with it,
you carry all my powers.

499
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,586
The wisdom of Solomon,
the strength of Hercules,

500
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,964
the stamina of Atlas, the power of Zeus,

501
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:18,677
the courage of Achilles,
and the speed of Mercury.

502
00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,106
What happened to me?
Why am...

503
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,191
What did you do to me?
What did you do to my voice?

504
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:36,945
You have been transformed
to your full potential, Billy Batson.

505
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:41,825
With your heart,
unlock your greatest power.

506
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,786
The thrones of our brothers
and sisters await.

507
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,050
Get me outta here!

508
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,804
Dope!

509
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,392
My brother, I applaud your choices today.

510
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:10,228
Gold shoes, gold belt, white cape.

511
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:13,648
It shouldn't work, but hot damn, it does!

512
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:15,817
Ow!

513
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,075
Hey!

514
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,996
Hey, babe!

515
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,378
Yes, Officer.

516
00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:37,213
I'm aware he's run away in the past.

517
00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:39,799
Twenty-three times?

518
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,970
Guy's got no social media presence.
At all.

519
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,180
The guy is a ghost.

520
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,705
You know, guys,
I'm happy to look for Billy.

521
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,123
More than happy.

522
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,751
But no, you gotta wash the dishes.
That's what's more important.

523
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,294
"What are you gonna do,
Freddy, run after him?"

524
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:18,671
Very funny.

525
00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,216
No, I said, don't scream.

526
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,801
- Uh... Victor? Victor!
- No, no!

527
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,260
- Victor!
- It's me. It's Billy.

528
00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:25,428
It's Billy!

529
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:28,348
You asked me flight or invisibility.
I thought that was stupid,

530
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,475
but now I look like this
and I need your help.

531
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,769
Meet me back here after lights-out?

532
00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:35,730
'Sup, bud? You all right?

533
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:39,067
Yeah. Yeah. I'm just...

534
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:43,071
I'm really sad because Billy's gone.

535
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:46,783
And, you know, maybe it's my fault.
Maybe I did it.

536
00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:48,576
Uh, you know, maybe I snore.

537
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,162
Hey, hey, hey.
Not your fault, son, all right?

538
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,331
We'll find him, 'kay?

539
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:55,500
You don't snore that bad.

540
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,627
But you kinda smell.

541
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:10,306
Oh, thank God!

542
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,517
Hey. Stop right there.

543
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,894
How do I know you're not a supervillain
using telepathic abilities

544
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:16,813
to make me believe
that you're Billy? Huh?

545
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:17,856
What?

546
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,107
All I have to do is press
"dial" on this thing.

547
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,150
No! No, I have proof.
I have proof. Here.

548
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,821
Look, I lied, okay? I took your bullet.

549
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:26,906
- Oh, no! No, no, no.
- No!

550
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,325
Stupid adult hands.

551
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,493
But you saw it.

552
00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:34,289
You saw it, right?
Look, Freddy, I swear. It's me, okay?

553
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,207
Look, I know we're not really
close friends or anything,

554
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,417
but you're the only person that I know

555
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,252
that knows anything about
this caped crusader stuff.

556
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:41,170
- That's Batman.
- What?

557
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,840
Forget it.

558
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:45,842
Can I...

559
00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:48,928
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

560
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,439
Oh... Oh, my God!

561
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:01,774
It's crazy, right?

562
00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:03,860
What are your superpowers?

563
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,654
Superpowers? Dude, I don't
even know how to pee in this thing.

564
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,740
Okay. Can you fly?

565
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:11,910
Okay!

566
00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,244
Let's do this.

567
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:14,746
How do we do this?

568
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:18,041
Just, um, like, Superman it.

569
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,171
Oh, my God.
Obviously, you have to jump.

570
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,088
Come on.

571
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,215
How is any of this obvious?

572
00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:27,383
Okay.

573
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,803
Try, uh, to believe that you can fly.
Okay?

574
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:32,221
I read this deep dive

575
00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:33,848
into peer-reviewed studies
about superpowers

576
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,851
and in six out of ten, belief is the key.

577
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,395
Belief. Belief. Belief. Okay. Okay.
I believe I can fly.

578
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,230
I believe I...

579
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,024
I believe I can fly.

580
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,275
I believe...

581
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,324
Whoa!

582
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,160
Did you believe?

583
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:57,997
Yeah.

584
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,041
You wanna try invisibility?

585
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:02,752
How do I do...

586
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,379
Forget it. You know, okay.

587
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,172
Okay, okay, okay.

588
00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:11,260
Oh, my God! It worked!

589
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:12,845
Where'd you go?

590
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,390
I'm right here. You can't see me?

591
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,599
Where?

592
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,018
I'm invisible!

593
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,186
I'm right here. Over here.

594
00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:24,649
I'm invisible! I'm invisible!

595
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:25,692
Hey!

596
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,193
Nice outfit, dipshit.

597
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,489
I might've been testing invisibility

598
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,533
and super-intelligence at the same time.

599
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:35,827
Freeman, I'm gonna come
over there and beat you.

600
00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:45,920
Oh, my God! The lightning emblem!

601
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,381
It was staring us right in the face
the whole time.

602
00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:50,591
Literally!

603
00:41:58,891 --> 00:41:59,851
Okay, okay.

604
00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,644
Clearly, we gotta give you
a lightning-themed superhero name.

605
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:02,895
Yeah.

606
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,158
Oh, right.

607
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:16,117
Hey, yo! Back...

608
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,287
off.

609
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,248
Hyper-speed, check.

610
00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:25,334
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

611
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,961
I thought you were the one
who was screaming.

612
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,129
I doused him with pepper spray.

613
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:29,839
Smart move.

614
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:33,551
Yeah, hey, Mr. Mugger Guy.
Give the old lady her purse back.

615
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:35,011
I'm your age.

616
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,263
And he didn't get a chance to take it
'cause I didn't let him take it.

617
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,600
Good. Yeah, good.
You're really on top of this stuff.

618
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,560
And that should teach you
that old ladies...

619
00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:46,606
Regular-aged ladies like yourself
don't need your protecting, right?

620
00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:47,940
So get woke, bro.

621
00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:49,400
I'm sorry, who are you?

622
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:52,361
His name is Thundercrack,

623
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:56,115
hero to the people with all the power
and speed of lightning all in one.

624
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,200
Dude, that sounds like a butt thing.

625
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:00,703
Mister Philadelphia.

626
00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:02,080
That's a cream cheese thing, dude!

627
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,539
Power Boy.
'Cause he's got all the powers.

628
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,209
'Cause sometimes pepper spray
can't protect against evil.

629
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:08,628
Power Boy, do you know this child?

630
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,925
Like a teeny little bit.
I don't really know...

631
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,676
Yeah. He's like a little miniature manager.

632
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,720
I'm his manager.

633
00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:20,306
But Power Boy's not gonna work, either, okay?
So work on something else.

634
00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:21,849
Hey, bud, what could...

635
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:29,982
Electricity manipulation,
hyper-speed, super-strength.

636
00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:31,275
Dude, you're stacked!

637
00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,194
You're almost as cool as Superman.
Almost.

638
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,321
I didn't see you.
I don't know what just happened here.

639
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,365
I don't wanna know.
Just don't hurt me.

640
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:38,991
- I'm not doing it for the money.
- Thank you for your kind donation.

641
00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,451
No, no, no, but if you
ever need any more help

642
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,621
just look for the superhero
that still can't fly.

643
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,582
Forget flying, man.
We just made 73 bucks!

644
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,292
Seventy-three bucks?

645
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,961
Come on!

646
00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:52,046
Hey, wait a minute.

647
00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,132
I just got an idea.

648
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,844
I'd like to purchase some
of your finest beer, please.

649
00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:19,532
I don't know about this.
I mean, we don't have a fake ID even.

650
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,492
Freddy, Freddy, would you relax?

651
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:24,328
Look at me. I am the fake ID.

652
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:25,454
Everything from the register!

653
00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,331
Go, go! Now!

654
00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,292
Come on! We don't have any time.
Let's go. Move!

655
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,210
We want it all! Hurry.

656
00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:32,545
This is your chance.

657
00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:34,672
Oh! Okay.

658
00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:38,176
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's do this!

659
00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:40,011
That's it. That's it.

660
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:42,930
Gentlemen,

661
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,766
why use guns when we
can handle this like real men?

662
00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,562
Billy, look out!

663
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,827
Bullet immunity.
You have bullet immunity!

664
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,370
I'm bulletproof.

665
00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:10,291
Today is December 8th,

666
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,668
and this is video proof of authenticity.

667
00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:15,004
Shoot him again.

668
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:17,131
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here.
Go. Both of you!

669
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:18,507
Come on. Go to town.

670
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,599
Wait, wait, wait.

671
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:28,726
We still don't know
if the suit is bulletproof,

672
00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:30,353
or if you are.

673
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:32,355
Shoot him in the face.

674
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:34,315
Shoot me in the face. In the face?

675
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,324
It kinda tickles.

676
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:45,743
You're dead.

677
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,251
- Sorry about your window.
- Have a good night!

678
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,086
But you're welcome
for not getting robbed!

679
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:58,798
Come on! Let's get outta here.

680
00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:00,174
Hey.

681
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,051
- To fighting bad guys.
- Yeah.

682
00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:05,096
Bleh!

683
00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:07,098
Ugh!

684
00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:08,808
That tastes like actual vomit.

685
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,853
Hey, do you know habanero jerky,

686
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,731
if you eat enough of it,
it can burn a hole in your stomach?

687
00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:16,899
Worth it.

688
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,860
Yeah. Probably not you, though.
You've probably got stomach superpowers.

689
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,362
Probably. Oh, hey.

690
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:22,571
What's up? I'm a superhero.

691
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:24,282
Yeah, his name is, uh,

692
00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:25,825
Captain Sparklefingers.

693
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:28,035
No, it's not.
No, it's not! That's not my name.

694
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,496
Hey, we should hang out.
We're, like, the same age.

695
00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,164
Oh, okay. I'm out.

696
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,457
Hey, wait up!

697
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:42,550
I mean, it's a pretty sick view.

698
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:45,720
I totally get why Rocky was training
so hard to get up here.

699
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:50,391
You know, I like you like this.
This is so cool.

700
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,060
I mean, no offense,

701
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:57,732
but, like, at first you were kinda like
the opposite of how Darla is.

702
00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:00,526
A dick?

703
00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:02,903
Your words. Not mine.

704
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,405
But yeah.

705
00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,533
All right, well, I feel like every criminal

706
00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,618
is either on drugs or asleep by now.

707
00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:10,995
Wanna head home?

708
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,414
Looking like this?

709
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:14,373
Well, yeah,

710
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:17,835
I mean, usually,
we'd have a lair to go back to,

711
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,295
but that's long-term.

712
00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,506
Right now, we have a bunk bed.

713
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:29,180
Just scares me thinking of him
out there all alone.

714
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:31,182
This is what he does, Rosa.

715
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:36,937
Difference is, when they find him,
we'll be the first to take him back.

716
00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:38,356
With open arms.

717
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,028
Didn't even make it two days.
Not even two days.

718
00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,322
Baby, we did our fair share
of running off back when.

719
00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:48,032
At least I did.

720
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:51,035
- Yeah.
- Even Mary did it.

721
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,411
Hmm? Twice.

722
00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,332
That second time she ran off,

723
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:58,667
you said something to me
I'll never forget.

724
00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:00,503
You said,

725
00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:02,838
"It's not a home
until you call it a home.

726
00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:04,632
It's something you choose."

727
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,304
All we can do is give him
a place full of love.

728
00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:14,350
Whether he chooses to call it a home,
that's up to him.

729
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,812
Yeah.

730
00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:20,773
You gonna help me with this tree?

731
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,193
This tree's so sad.

732
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,738
Hello?

733
00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:29,365
Got lost finding the bathroom.

734
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:31,700
Oh, okay, Freddy, sweetie.
Good night.

735
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:32,785
- Good night.
- Night.

736
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:36,414
Freddy, who is that?

737
00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:39,417
It's Billy. He's just really tired
and he has laryngitis.

738
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,626
What? Laryngitis!

739
00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:41,794
I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding.

740
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,337
He's really, really tired,
and he wants to go to beddy-bye.

741
00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:45,714
- Beddy-bye? Who says beddy-bye?
- Just hide, hide.

742
00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:47,258
Billy, you're back. Let us see you.

743
00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,635
We've been so worried about you.

744
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,430
I told you this was a bad idea!

745
00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:54,056
Freddy?

746
00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:56,392
Freddy, what happened to the stairs?

747
00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:58,394
Mmm!

748
00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:00,229
Hey! Covering her mouth
like you're gonna kidnap her

749
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,856
is not gonna make her less scared, okay?

750
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:06,902
Darla, it's me. It's Billy.
I know I don't look like me.

751
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,612
- A wizard made me look like this.
- Maybe don't start with "wizard."

752
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,030
It's just gonna make her more confused.

753
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:13,200
Some old guy brought me to a temple
and he made me say, "Shazam."

754
00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:15,911
Rosa!

755
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:19,039
Verbally triggered
body-manipulation properties!

756
00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:20,374
You can switch by saying, "Shazam."

757
00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:25,588
Baby, was that you? Are you okay?

758
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:26,672
Uh...

759
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:29,091
I was screwing in a bulb.

760
00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:32,595
Listen to me, Darla.
You cannot tell anybody about this, all right?

761
00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:34,763
But it's Billy. He's a hero.

762
00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:36,182
Yeah, but if a supervillain
finds out that he's a hero,

763
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:37,516
that endangers us, okay?

764
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,811
A hero's loved ones are
the perfect bad guy target.

765
00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:42,354
I mean, is she even good
at keeping secrets?

766
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,023
- Moderate.
- No.

767
00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:45,065
Oh, God.

768
00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,358
Okay, listen, D,

769
00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,069
you cannot tell a single soul
about this, all right? Please?

770
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,780
Why? What if it's people we trust?

771
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:56,827
Because good sisters don't tell secrets.

772
00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,413
- I'm a good sister.
- Yeah, you are.

773
00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:01,165
You know what'd make you
an even better sister?

774
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:02,374
Is if you fixed
the doorknob for us, okay?

775
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,417
Yeah.

776
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,503
- Sweet dreams.
- Sweet dreams. Bye.

777
00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:06,962
- See you in the morning.
- Good night.

778
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:14,386
Hello, sir. How may I help you?

779
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:15,804
Hi. Sir?

780
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:19,141
Sir, you can't go in there.
Excuse me!

781
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:21,268
You cannot go in there!

782
00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:26,482
Sorry I'm late.

783
00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,943
Thad, this is for board members only.

784
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,402
I'm aware of that, Father.

785
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,661
Now, that night in the car.

786
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:43,374
I swore to you I saw something,
but you never believed me.

787
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:46,669
So much easier to blame me, wasn't it?

788
00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:49,797
And say that if I hadn't
screamed that night,

789
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,298
you'd still have your legs.

790
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,760
Well, now I have proof.

791
00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:58,889
That's enough, Thad.

792
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:01,809
Dear Sid, you think?

793
00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:07,273
You know, even before the accident,
you belittled me.

794
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,775
Don't make me throw you
outta here, Thad.

795
00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:12,570
You don't need to make a scene.

796
00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:14,113
Oh, brother,

797
00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:16,615
the scene has only just begun.

798
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,870
Ask that if you can throw me out.

799
00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:23,080
What?

800
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:25,708
Ask the ball if you're man enough
to throw me out of this room.

801
00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:31,463
Let me spoil it for you.

802
00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:43,309
Outlook not so good.

803
00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:49,898
I've come here during the season
of giving to give you...

804
00:51:53,694 --> 00:51:55,362
what you deserve.

805
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:09,918
Run!

806
00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,880
Oh, my God! No!

807
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:57,132
No! No!

808
00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:13,816
Help!

809
00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,651
Somebody!

810
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:18,404
Help me!

811
00:53:18,487 --> 00:53:20,614
You can't go crying
to other people all the time.

812
00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:25,577
What sin best befits you, Father? Hmm?

813
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:27,788
I'll give you anything.

814
00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,957
Money.

815
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,625
The company. You want the company?

816
00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:33,502
There it is.

817
00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:36,505
Greed.

818
00:53:37,089 --> 00:53:38,674
Do you honestly think

819
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,679
all this material you've accumulated

820
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:47,182
amounts to actual power?

821
00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:52,521
This is power.

822
00:53:54,189 --> 00:53:55,816
More than you ever had.

823
00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:58,569
More than anyone has.

824
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:03,323
There is one more powerful.

825
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:07,786
The wizard found his champion.

826
00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:13,500
Kill the champion before
he learns his true potential,

827
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:16,712
or he will defeat you.

828
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,672
Show me where to find him.

829
00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:35,147
Oh, Greed,

830
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:38,192
you can have him.

831
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:40,486
No.

832
00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:43,572
No. Oh, no!

833
00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:47,910
No! No! No!

834
00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:08,847
Family is more than just a word.

835
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:14,144
At Sivana Industries,
our focus is family.

836
00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,254
Uh, Burke.

837
00:55:42,548 --> 00:55:44,216
Where's the truck?

838
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:54,309
I can hear it.

839
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,280
Oh, my God!

840
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,906
My truck!

841
00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:09,449
- My truck!
- Are you kidding?

842
00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:11,952
You know, guys,

843
00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:14,496
I don't think that's gonna buff out.

844
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,214
Hey.

845
00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,800
Making the crippled kid
do the dirty work. Wow!

846
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,927
I'm a better lookout.
I can play innocent.

847
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,262
And I can't?

848
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,975
Your face gives off a very strong vibe
of someone who's hatching schemes.

849
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:37,477
- My face? This face?
- Yeah. Yeah.

850
00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:38,562
Okay.

851
00:56:44,526 --> 00:56:45,944
You boys got a hall pass?

852
00:56:46,695 --> 00:56:49,031
Oh, us? Yeah. Always.

853
00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:50,908
You!

854
00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:55,245
You look like you're up to something.

855
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:56,705
Me? Up to something?

856
00:56:56,788 --> 00:56:58,832
No. Never am I up to something.

857
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:02,085
Our dad's picking us up.
He got held up at the...

858
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:04,004
The business office.

859
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,631
The business office, huh?

860
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,466
Sure, kid.

861
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:09,635
Look, parents or guardians

862
00:57:09,718 --> 00:57:12,971
must appear physically
to check out students.

863
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,182
Gotcha.

864
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:17,184
Okay, well, you hear that, Dad?

865
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,644
- Hey!
- Shazam!

866
00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,562
Well, hey there, son,

867
00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:22,397
and hey there,
other son that I also have

868
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,483
that's related to that son
I just passed in the hallway.

869
00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:28,946
I'm so sorry I'm late.
I got held up at the business office,

870
00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,156
doing all the work stuff.

871
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:35,035
This is the security guard
all the kids admire so much.

872
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,078
Oh.

873
00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:37,621
Actually, that's the other one.
This one sucks.

874
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:40,290
That's not funny.

875
00:57:40,374 --> 00:57:43,460
I'm gonna talk to him about that.
I apologize.

876
00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:46,380
Anyway, this is me appearing physically
to check my sons out of school.

877
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:50,842
So, thank you so much for keeping
'em safe, Detective Moron.

878
00:57:53,887 --> 00:57:55,055
It's Moran.

879
00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,766
- You ready?
- Algebra!

880
00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:00,310
Science!

881
00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:02,396
English!

882
00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:05,941
Health!

883
00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:18,829
Oh. Oh.

884
00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:39,808
Are you okay?

885
00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:19,431
I'm sorry!

886
00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,414
More powerful than a locomotive.

887
00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:46,875
Locomotive.
What are you? An old prospector?

888
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,128
Can leap tall buildings
in a single bound.

889
00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:55,217
Single bound.

890
00:59:57,886 --> 00:59:59,471
Oh!

891
00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:00,722
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!

892
01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:01,932
I'm sorry, people. Hi.

893
01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,183
- Your phone's charged.
- Wow!

894
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,893
Your phone's charged.

895
01:00:04,976 --> 01:00:06,103
Your phone's charged.

896
01:00:06,186 --> 01:00:09,564
You really need like a mic drop catchphrase
after you do some cool shit.

897
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,024
I've been thinking about that.

898
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:12,442
What about this?

899
01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:15,195
"That's why you don't mess
with electricity."

900
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,197
Catchphrases obviously aren't
one of your superpowers.

901
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,907
And your phone's charged.

902
01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:20,992
- Well, you think you can do better?
- What the hell?

903
01:00:21,493 --> 01:00:23,578
Let there be light.

904
01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:29,042
Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby, okay.

905
01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:35,674
How do I... Never mind.

906
01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:36,758
Shazam!

907
01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:41,680
Shazam!

908
01:00:50,939 --> 01:00:52,566
What'd you see? What'd you see?
Were there boobies?

909
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,693
You see nipples? Why aren't you talking?

910
01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:57,445
We're gonna need more money.

911
01:00:57,529 --> 01:00:58,947
Why? You were in there for,
like, five minutes.

912
01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:00,532
Dude, they were very convincing!

913
01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:06,913
Oh, get it, get it!

914
01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:09,875
Go, go, go!

915
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:16,882
No!

916
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:19,050
Stop! No!

917
01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:20,177
- I'm not even looking!
- Stop!

918
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,554
- I'm not even looking! Oh!
- Stop!

919
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,431
- Why?
- Oh, and done!

920
01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:25,932
Finished him.

921
01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:31,354
A lair.

922
01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:32,564
Yes.

923
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:33,648
And obviously, we're gonna have to

924
01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:35,108
- be making this purchase anonymously.
- Mmm.

925
01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:37,068
Obviously.

926
01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:40,071
And, um,
if you have a location on a cliff.

927
01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,781
Like a castle-esque type thing.

928
01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:43,533
- Overlooking some water.
- Overlooking some water,

929
01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,368
seas, below it. Rough, you know...

930
01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:46,661
Like a waterfall,

931
01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:49,039
- so you can drive into...
- Waterfall, yeah. If you... Yeah.

932
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:51,583
Look, Maximum Voltage, is it?

933
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,752
You can call me Max.

934
01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:57,297
Look, Max, why don't you just start
with how many bedrooms you're looking for?

935
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,548
- One!
- Seven.

936
01:01:58,632 --> 01:01:59,799
- One?
- Seven?

937
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:01,301
What, am I running a foster home now?

938
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,398
Have you seen the one where
he throws the football into space?

939
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,441
So dope.

940
01:02:16,524 --> 01:02:18,443
Hey, you guys gotta wonder
who's filming those, right?

941
01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:20,862
I mean, that's bravery in and of itself.

942
01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:22,155
I mean, is it, though?

943
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:24,532
Yeah. I'd actually argue
maybe even more brave.

944
01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:25,617
Holding a camera?

945
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,620
Staring in the face of danger.

946
01:02:28,703 --> 01:02:30,080
Like some weirdo fanboy.

947
01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:32,874
Hey, Freeman.

948
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:34,918
I wouldn't do that if I were you.

949
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:38,004
What, is your bestie gonna hit us
with a wheelchair this time?

950
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,506
No, maybe not him,
but I have another best friend

951
01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:41,091
who might hunt you down
and destroy both of you.

952
01:02:42,133 --> 01:02:43,260
Okay, Freddy.

953
01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:46,596
You may have heard of him.
The Human Power Storm.

954
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,932
Frequency Flinger. Sir Zaps-A-Lot.

955
01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:50,767
Yeah. He's a man of many names.

956
01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:52,018
You know the Red Cyclone?

957
01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:54,854
You? My ass you do.

958
01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:56,773
Oh, we're a lot closer than you think.

959
01:02:56,856 --> 01:02:58,817
Maybe even at this very moment.

960
01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:00,110
Prove it.

961
01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:03,029
I will, tomorrow.
Tomorrow he's gonna come to lunch.

962
01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:04,489
Right, right, Billy?

963
01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:06,950
Oh, yeah, and then Superman's
gonna be bringing us dessert, right?

964
01:03:10,245 --> 01:03:11,788
Tomorrow at lunch. You'll see.

965
01:03:12,372 --> 01:03:15,500
And when he doesn't show,
then we'll kick your ass.

966
01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:21,589
So, wait, my identity's a secret
so no one I know can get hurt.

967
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:25,135
Except when it makes you look cool,
then it's all good.

968
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:26,678
Billy, it's not like they're supervillains.

969
01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:28,763
They're just super douchebags.

970
01:03:28,847 --> 01:03:31,182
So, you're breaking your own rule?

971
01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,267
Got it.

972
01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:35,729
This thing is as much as mine
as it is yours.

973
01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:39,482
Starting to think you think
it's all your thing.

974
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:41,860
Billy, you're still gonna do it,
though, right?

975
01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:43,945
I mean, what would a good brother do?

976
01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:47,032
All hands on deck.

977
01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:53,538
Thank you for this family.
Thank you for this day.

978
01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:57,000
Thank you for this food.
Sorry Billy's hand's on vacay.

979
01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:03,465
Big news in Philly. Got a costumed hero.

980
01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:05,008
He's doing good.

981
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:06,676
Yeah, but is he, though?

982
01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:10,263
Ooh! Controversy. Into it.

983
01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:13,725
Share with us your perspective, Eugene.

984
01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:16,686
Just saying, he's what?
Charging people's phones?

985
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:19,606
So what?
I can charge a phone with a plug.

986
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:20,648
Preach.

987
01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:23,610
Pedro, any thoughts?

988
01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:26,154
Costume's stupid.

989
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:27,530
- Yeah.
- Okay.

990
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,741
Big white cape like he's getting
married or something.

991
01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:32,077
What if he didn't get
to pick his costume?

992
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,329
Ever think about that?

993
01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:36,247
You're a specialist, Freddy.
What do you think?

994
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:40,335
Yeah, Freddy,
let's manage to see the positive.

995
01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:42,337
Okay, well, I think it looks like

996
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:44,214
he doesn't have gratitude
for what he's been given.

997
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:47,092
Very specific. All right.

998
01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:48,426
Maybe to the superhero,

999
01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:50,178
gratitude doesn't mean
having to be clingy.

1000
01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:51,638
Clingy? Wow, interesting take.

1001
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:55,975
You know, maybe sometimes
a superhero just wants a little me time.

1002
01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:59,187
You know, me time could also be construed
as pushing away his family.

1003
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:01,231
Family. Is that what they are now?

1004
01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:03,400
It's a classic symptom of
"Superhero Syndrome."

1005
01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:07,028
Coined by German psychologist
Heinrich Von German-something,

1006
01:05:07,112 --> 01:05:10,281
where superpowers become
an all-consuming narcotic.

1007
01:05:11,616 --> 01:05:13,576
Son, we're still eating dinner.

1008
01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:15,412
What he needs is a sidekick.

1009
01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:17,038
Name one cool sidekick.

1010
01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:20,375
Darla, why are you so quiet
over there, baby?

1011
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,544
You're never at a loss for words.

1012
01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,212
I'm eating.

1013
01:05:35,014 --> 01:05:36,641
Why am I still doing this?

1014
01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:38,935
Well, you can't skip every day.

1015
01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:40,770
Not at your age.

1016
01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:43,106
But I'm not your age anymore.

1017
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:45,108
But I can go with you.

1018
01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:47,777
We just gotta trick the guard out,
you know?

1019
01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,737
Billy, where are you going?

1020
01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:51,156
You're still gonna have
lunch with me, right?

1021
01:05:51,239 --> 01:05:52,198
Billy!

1022
01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:56,119
Sir Zaps-A-Lot's still gonna eat
in the cafeteria, right?

1023
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,547
All right.

1024
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:09,466
Did you check it to...

1025
01:06:09,549 --> 01:06:13,261
People typically give me
a little money, you know...

1026
01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:15,555
You're a sweet couple.
You guys have a good day.

1027
01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,484
Ooh!

1028
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:29,944
- Oh, my God.
- Mary, are you okay?

1029
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:31,404
How do you know my name?

1030
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:33,656
Uh... How do I know your name? Uh...

1031
01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:36,868
One of my superpowers is name guessing.

1032
01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,329
Which is really weird, I bet.

1033
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:41,956
Uh, it's not as cool
as super-strength or super-speed,

1034
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,167
but it's really helpful
when I meet new people.

1035
01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:45,668
Are you hurt?

1036
01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:50,006
No, I'm okay. Thank you. Um...

1037
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:54,427
I just need a second to think.

1038
01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:56,054
This has been such a weird day.

1039
01:06:56,888 --> 01:07:00,433
Um, using my powers of super-observation,

1040
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:03,937
I see that you're holding a letter
from a college in your hand.

1041
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,606
Are you upset because you didn't get in?

1042
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:11,110
I got in.

1043
01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:17,867
Well, now my superpowers are
failing me and I am very confused.

1044
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,703
Yeah. Me, too.

1045
01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:23,122
I don't know.
I know I should be excited

1046
01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:26,417
'cause this is my dream and I've worked
really, really hard for this,

1047
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:28,419
but it's like...

1048
01:07:31,089 --> 01:07:33,591
I don't know. Leaving my family
does not feel fun, you know?

1049
01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:36,761
Could I give you a little piece of advice?

1050
01:07:36,844 --> 01:07:40,557
Don't be worried about everybody else.
Always look out for number one.

1051
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:41,599
Gandhi said that.

1052
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,518
- I don't think he said that.
- Yeah, he did.

1053
01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,311
- Gandhi did not say...
- Somebody like Gandhi said that.

1054
01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:46,271
"Take care of number one."

1055
01:07:46,354 --> 01:07:48,439
It was a really wise...
It might've been Yoda.

1056
01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:49,607
- Listen.
- I'm sorry, no.

1057
01:07:49,691 --> 01:07:52,735
Agree to disagree.
The point is, you do you, you know?

1058
01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:56,281
You gotta look out for you.
And get as far away from this place as you can.

1059
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,201
I don't know if I want to.

1060
01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:01,869
Of course you do. What're you gonna do?

1061
01:08:01,953 --> 01:08:03,997
You gonna live in a group home
for the rest of your life?

1062
01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:06,583
Look, families are for people

1063
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:09,377
who can't take care
of themselves, okay? So...

1064
01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:12,839
And you can take care of yourself.

1065
01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,882
Also, look both ways
when you cross the street.

1066
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,973
I'll just call him. I'll just make sure.

1067
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,603
It's ringing.

1068
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:31,149
Red Cyclone, hey!
Hey, what's going on?

1069
01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:33,526
Oh, that's crazy!
Yeah, it's Freddy, by the way.

1070
01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:35,987
Yeah, it's crazy! Great story.

1071
01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:39,073
He's not talking to anyone.

1072
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,992
I was!

1073
01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:43,703
I was! We're friends.
I know him, I do!

1074
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:45,705
I know him! I know him! Uh, yeah.

1075
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:50,627
Shit.

1076
01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:56,257
Come on now.

1077
01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:59,510
Hands! Lightning with my hands!

1078
01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:01,679
Lightning with my hands!

1079
01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:03,723
Lightning with my hands!

1080
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:05,099
Hey. Hey.

1081
01:09:05,683 --> 01:09:07,769
Hey, young man!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1082
01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,729
What are you doing?
I'm in the middle of a show right now.

1083
01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:11,022
How can I help you?

1084
01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:13,149
I just wanted to say thank you
for showing up to lunch today.

1085
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:17,278
Yeah, I got a little something called a,
uh, suitcase wedgie, right?

1086
01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:18,196
I don't know if you've ever heard of it,

1087
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:21,366
but it's when someone grabs
your underwear like that

1088
01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:24,160
and holds you like a suitcase,
walks you down the hallway.

1089
01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:26,496
And this was my underwear.

1090
01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:30,166
Gross.

1091
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,251
You said you'd come.

1092
01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:34,420
You said I would come!
I never said I was...

1093
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:35,922
I'm a superhero, dude!

1094
01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:37,715
Well, you're acting real heroic.

1095
01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:39,217
How much people paying you today?

1096
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:42,595
Listen, I have serious
responsibilities now, okay?

1097
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:45,056
But that's cool because I can carry
that burden with my...

1098
01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:47,767
Hands! Lightning with my hands!

1099
01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:08,413
Oh, man!

1100
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:15,002
Holy moly.

1101
01:10:17,672 --> 01:10:20,258
Don't move! Nobody move!

1102
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:29,892
Oh, no, no!

1103
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:33,479
Oh, no, no, no! Stay, stay! Stay!

1104
01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:42,780
Oh!

1105
01:10:43,531 --> 01:10:44,574
Oh, that looked like it hurt.

1106
01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:47,785
It's him! It's that superhero guy!

1107
01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:50,538
Help us! Save us!

1108
01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:51,956
Come on!

1109
01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:56,294
Come on... Yeah.

1110
01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:58,963
What's he doing? What's going on?

1111
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,765
No way.

1112
01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:18,608
Oh, no, no.
Please don't make me do this.

1113
01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:20,693
God, this is the worst idea ever!

1114
01:11:32,413 --> 01:11:34,373
I did it! I did it!

1115
01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,667
I got the bus! I got the bus.

1116
01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:38,461
Nobody move in there.

1117
01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:40,505
Oh, I gotta put this thing down.
I gotta put this thing down.

1118
01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:43,090
Oh!

1119
01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:46,219
Oh.

1120
01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:48,221
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Doggy, doggy, you have to move.

1121
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,097
Move! Move! Shoo! Shoo!

1122
01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:52,016
Please be a good dog, good dog!

1123
01:11:52,099 --> 01:11:53,518
You're being a bad dog!

1124
01:11:53,601 --> 01:11:55,144
Go! Go!

1125
01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:57,563
Please go. Please move.

1126
01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,775
Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

1127
01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:02,693
Thank you.

1128
01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:21,254
Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no.

1129
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,214
I was in the neighborhood,
you know, so I thought...

1130
01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:24,382
Thank you!

1131
01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,259
It was kind of my fault anyway.

1132
01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:32,890
So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten
an early Christmas present

1133
01:12:32,974 --> 01:12:36,769
in the form of its very own superhero.

1134
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:38,104
And we're out.

1135
01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:40,481
- Thank you very much.
- Oh, of course, yeah.

1136
01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:43,359
Dude! Dude, dude!
Dude, did you see that?

1137
01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:46,529
Yeah. You electrocuted a bus
and almost killed these people.

1138
01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:48,281
And then I caught it!

1139
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:51,951
Freddy, I caught a bus
with my bare hands, man!

1140
01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:53,953
I caught a bus like people catch fly balls.

1141
01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:55,413
Like, who does that? I do that!

1142
01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:56,873
Billy! You do nothing.

1143
01:12:56,956 --> 01:13:00,418
You take selfies and make people pay you.

1144
01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:03,796
You know, forget it. I can't really
talk to you when you look like this.

1145
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,590
You just wish it was you.

1146
01:13:06,173 --> 01:13:07,216
No shit!

1147
01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:11,596
You think?
I would kill to have what you have.

1148
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:13,723
Because everything I do is, like,

1149
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,601
some desperate attempt
to get people to notice me.

1150
01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:18,728
To not feel sorry for me.

1151
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:21,522
I mean, look at me! Look at me.
Do you even see me?

1152
01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:25,943
'Cause most people don't.
'Cause they don't want to.

1153
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:28,237
And now you don't either.

1154
01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,073
I mean, you think this is who you are?

1155
01:13:31,157 --> 01:13:32,700
I mean, Billy, you're 14,

1156
01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:34,869
and now you're no better
than the Breyers.

1157
01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:39,582
All this power, and all you did
was turn into a show-off and a bully.

1158
01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:43,628
Whatever, kid!

1159
01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:45,004
I do what I want!

1160
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:49,300
And I'm, like, mid-20s probably!

1161
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:52,094
Maybe even, like, 30.

1162
01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:56,682
Chosen one.

1163
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,563
The so-called perfect man.

1164
01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,274
Pure of heart.

1165
01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,235
Flawless in every way.

1166
01:14:11,072 --> 01:14:12,406
What made you so worthy?

1167
01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:14,867
I'm sorry, can I help...

1168
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,202
Do you want an autograph or something?

1169
01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:17,912
Give me your power.

1170
01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:21,540
Or die.

1171
01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:24,961
Oh, snap! You're, like, a bad guy, right?

1172
01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:28,297
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Before this gets really stupid for you,

1173
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,466
you should know that
I'm basically invincible.

1174
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,811
The weapons of man
draw no blood from our kind.

1175
01:14:41,894 --> 01:14:43,938
I said, stop right there!

1176
01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:46,190
The only thing that extinguishes magic...

1177
01:14:47,566 --> 01:14:48,484
is magic.

1178
01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,279
Time to transfer your power to me.

1179
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:58,452
Oh, you did not see that one coming,
did you, grandpa?

1180
01:14:58,536 --> 01:15:00,454
Them's street rules.

1181
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:11,298
Okay, okay, okay.

1182
01:15:11,382 --> 01:15:13,175
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1183
01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:15,219
I never should've punched you
in the nuts like that.

1184
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:16,262
That was totally my bad.

1185
01:15:16,345 --> 01:15:17,638
We can talk about this.

1186
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,223
You grovel like a child.

1187
01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:21,350
That's because I am one. I'm a kid!

1188
01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:22,852
You don't wanna hurt a kid, do you?

1189
01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:28,983
I believe I can fly!
I believe I can fly, I can fly!

1190
01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:30,693
Freddy said if I believe I can fly,
then I can fly.

1191
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:32,653
So I believe! I believe! I believe!

1192
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:33,612
Okay.

1193
01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:34,780
Superman!

1194
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,615
Superman! What arm is it?

1195
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:38,701
Why am I not flying?

1196
01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:40,286
Please, I don't wanna die!

1197
01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:04,435
I'm floating!

1198
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:12,943
What the hell was that?

1199
01:16:16,614 --> 01:16:19,158
I can fly!

1200
01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:26,040
Billy?

1201
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,251
Freddy! I need your help!

1202
01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:31,128
You can fly?

1203
01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:40,221
Who's the other guy?

1204
01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:41,847
Santa!

1205
01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:48,979
So, like, what do you and Mrs. Claus
do in the summertime?

1206
01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:51,565
Well, in some ways,

1207
01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:53,442
Santa is always here for you.

1208
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:01,283
Help Santa!

1209
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:04,829
Santa needs help! Help!

1210
01:17:04,912 --> 01:17:06,372
Give us a shout if you need us.

1211
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:16,048
I'm just gonna chill in here
for a little while, if that's okay.

1212
01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:21,053
This is crazy.

1213
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:22,555
This is crazy.
You don't have to fight this guy.

1214
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:24,765
This isn't your job. You can run, right?

1215
01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:26,976
Yes, you can run. Awesome!

1216
01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:37,027
Get back!

1217
01:17:37,111 --> 01:17:38,529
Get away!

1218
01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:42,533
- I'm Batman!
- Get him, Batman!

1219
01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:46,495
Oh, sorry.

1220
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:13,689
Come on!

1221
01:18:39,465 --> 01:18:41,008
Shazam!

1222
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:12,414
Billy!

1223
01:19:13,832 --> 01:19:14,750
Billy!

1224
01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:17,628
Billy, where are you?

1225
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:21,757
Billy!

1226
01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:24,260
Where are you, Billy?

1227
01:19:28,847 --> 01:19:30,224
Billy, come on!

1228
01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:36,146
Billy. Where is he?

1229
01:19:36,230 --> 01:19:37,606
Supervillain.

1230
01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:40,359
Supervillain! Supervillain!

1231
01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:43,529
Worse. Much worse.

1232
01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:47,825
Radioactive anthromorph?
Psychic energy manipulator?

1233
01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:51,078
I won't let you read my mind.
My mind is blank. You can't get in.

1234
01:19:51,161 --> 01:19:54,873
I don't need to read your mind.
Because you are going to tell me.

1235
01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:57,418
Where is he?

1236
01:20:09,763 --> 01:20:11,307
Oh, my God, honey, are you okay?

1237
01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:13,976
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1238
01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:15,644
What happened? Are you hurt?

1239
01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:16,562
Come inside.

1240
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:17,938
We need to have a talk.

1241
01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:21,108
Just don't be so hard on him, okay?

1242
01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:29,783
Running out on us! Lying!

1243
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:33,537
Huh? Then I get a call from the school,
telling me you've been cutting class!

1244
01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:34,747
Getting in fights!

1245
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:41,003
Bill, the man saved nine people.

1246
01:20:41,295 --> 01:20:43,172
Whoa! Is that...

1247
01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:45,299
I'm questioning his motive.

1248
01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:47,718
What's Freddy doing with a superhero?

1249
01:20:50,429 --> 01:20:54,266
Or what's a superhero doing with Freddy?

1250
01:20:57,770 --> 01:20:59,063
You remember dinner,

1251
01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:03,150
when Billy and Freddy were arguing
like an old married couple, like this?

1252
01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:06,820
When he rescued me,
he knew I lived in a group home.

1253
01:21:06,904 --> 01:21:08,864
He knew my name. He called me Mary.

1254
01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:21,043
Wait, are you saying Billy's
the Human Power Storm?

1255
01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:22,920
Yes! You guys figured it out!

1256
01:21:23,003 --> 01:21:24,463
All on your own. I didn't help.

1257
01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:26,590
- I didn't break any promises.
- You knew?

1258
01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:28,717
I'm a good sister!

1259
01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:34,598
I mean, what were you thinking?

1260
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,309
And then you bring Freddy into it.

1261
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:46,235
Give him some space, guys.
He's a little upset, okay?

1262
01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:57,287
Billy?

1263
01:22:02,543 --> 01:22:03,752
You're him.

1264
01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:06,171
You're the hero.

1265
01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,216
Yeah, well, not anymore, so...

1266
01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:16,557
Why do you have my notebook?

1267
01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,144
Eugene finished your search.

1268
01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:23,605
Look, I'm not a hacker, okay?

1269
01:22:23,689 --> 01:22:26,024
But I have played Watch Dogs and Uplink.

1270
01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:29,194
And maybe I did pick up a few skills,
which maybe did get me

1271
01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:31,280
into federal databases
most people can't get into.

1272
01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:33,490
Good for you, but I'm gonna go.

1273
01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:37,286
Your parents' names are
Marilyn and C.C. Batson.

1274
01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:43,709
What?

1275
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:46,044
You were born in Zumbrota, Minnesota.

1276
01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:47,838
They divorced when you were three.

1277
01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:51,842
Your mom moved here that year.
Twenty months later, you got lost.

1278
01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:52,759
You never found them

1279
01:22:52,843 --> 01:22:55,971
'cause your dad's been in prison
in Florida for ten years.

1280
01:22:56,054 --> 01:22:57,264
And your mom's...

1281
01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:00,100
What?

1282
01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:02,978
Is she dead?

1283
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:05,230
She's two subway stops away.

1284
01:23:06,565 --> 01:23:07,608
What?

1285
01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:11,862
You know, you didn't find her because
she reverted to her maiden name.

1286
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,160
Hey, Billy! Billy!

1287
01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:23,457
- Victor, get the keys.
- I got it.

1288
01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:25,792
Kids, stay here in case Billy comes back.

1289
01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:35,302
Come on. Inside, let's go.

1290
01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:46,563
Wait. I thought we were
running after Billy.

1291
01:23:46,647 --> 01:23:49,358
No, we're gonna wait here for now.

1292
01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:54,321
Billy?

1293
01:23:56,949 --> 01:23:57,908
Freddy?

1294
01:24:02,579 --> 01:24:04,456
Oh, how quaint.

1295
01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:09,253
Actually, I take that back.

1296
01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:13,423
What a shithole.

1297
01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:57,718
Just a second.

1298
01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,099
Hey, look,
I'm late for work already, all right?

1299
01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:06,893
We don't need any magazines or whatever.
Thanks, though.

1300
01:25:06,977 --> 01:25:08,061
Oh, I'm not.

1301
01:25:08,770 --> 01:25:11,106
You probably don't recognize me...

1302
01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:14,234
but I found my way home.

1303
01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:16,570
Mom.

1304
01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:19,781
It's me.

1305
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:22,200
Oh, God.

1306
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:24,453
Is it?

1307
01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:29,583
Um... Hang on.

1308
01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:32,127
Who's at the door?

1309
01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:34,713
It's, um...

1310
01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:37,257
It's no one, Travis.

1311
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:43,680
That wasn't Dad, was it?

1312
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,058
No.

1313
01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:49,269
Listen, um...

1314
01:25:51,313 --> 01:25:52,439
It's really you, huh?

1315
01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:58,779
I didn't mean to run away.
You know that, right?

1316
01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:02,199
I let go, but it was by accident.

1317
01:26:02,282 --> 01:26:03,992
Yeah, no. I know, yeah.

1318
01:26:05,077 --> 01:26:06,203
I saw you.

1319
01:26:07,412 --> 01:26:08,497
What?

1320
01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,293
I saw you after.

1321
01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:19,591
So, it was never your fault.

1322
01:26:20,217 --> 01:26:24,304
Look, I was 17, okay?
And my daddy kicked me out.

1323
01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:28,684
And your dad just decided
not to be a part of anything.

1324
01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:32,896
And I was hurting, and I was screwed up.

1325
01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:36,942
- I want the tiger.
- I know.

1326
01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:38,735
I know, honey,

1327
01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:41,488
but Mom's not exactly
going pro here, okay?

1328
01:26:44,032 --> 01:26:45,325
Billy?

1329
01:26:45,909 --> 01:26:46,743
Billy!

1330
01:26:47,661 --> 01:26:48,829
Billy?

1331
01:26:49,413 --> 01:26:52,082
Jesus Christ. Billy, this isn't funny!

1332
01:26:52,165 --> 01:26:53,458
Here you go, buddy.

1333
01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:56,670
That should warm you up. Is that better?

1334
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:02,759
Look, it's just once I saw you
with the police,

1335
01:27:02,843 --> 01:27:04,970
I realized that they could do

1336
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:07,681
a better job taking care
of you than I ever will.

1337
01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,688
But you're good, right?

1338
01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:18,692
I mean, you landed on your feet.

1339
01:27:19,401 --> 01:27:21,153
Because, I mean, you look real good.

1340
01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:24,531
It's just...

1341
01:27:26,950 --> 01:27:30,162
now is not a really
good time for me, Bill.

1342
01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:39,337
All I wanted to do is let
you know I'm doing good,

1343
01:27:41,131 --> 01:27:44,092
but I have to get back to my real family.

1344
01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:47,262
Here.

1345
01:27:50,891 --> 01:27:51,725
What's this?

1346
01:27:52,893 --> 01:27:55,520
Marilyn! What's goin' on out there?

1347
01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:57,731
You might need it more than me.

1348
01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:18,210
Freddy, you were right.
I'm sorry I yelled at you.

1349
01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:21,880
Come home, Billy. Come home.

1350
01:28:21,963 --> 01:28:25,592
- Billy! Supervillain!
- Supervillain!

1351
01:28:41,775 --> 01:28:42,818
Shazam!

1352
01:28:56,706 --> 01:28:58,667
Who are you? What do you want?

1353
01:28:59,292 --> 01:29:00,961
What do I want?

1354
01:29:01,044 --> 01:29:02,796
I want...

1355
01:29:07,717 --> 01:29:08,677
That.

1356
01:29:10,053 --> 01:29:11,179
Whoa.

1357
01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:16,393
Kick his ass, Billy!

1358
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:20,939
Yes, Billy.

1359
01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,149
Try it, by all means.

1360
01:29:23,233 --> 01:29:25,277
Let them go and I'll come inside.

1361
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,362
No, first, you come inside,

1362
01:29:27,445 --> 01:29:28,947
then maybe I'll let them go.

1363
01:29:46,047 --> 01:29:47,549
Good boy.

1364
01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:52,345
Because that's all you are, isn't it?

1365
01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:54,347
How old are you?

1366
01:29:54,431 --> 01:29:56,725
- Basically 15.
- Hmm.

1367
01:29:58,977 --> 01:30:02,647
When I was a child, the old man
told me I wasn't good enough.

1368
01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:05,650
Yet here you are, a coward.

1369
01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:11,239
Run from me and the wizard chooses you?
You're not a hero.

1370
01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,909
But I'm gonna give you
the opportunity to be one.

1371
01:30:14,993 --> 01:30:16,703
Give me the power of the champion.

1372
01:30:16,786 --> 01:30:17,996
No. Don't do it, Billy.

1373
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:37,432
Give me the power and I'll let them go.

1374
01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:38,725
Darla, no.

1375
01:30:39,309 --> 01:30:40,393
Don't go, Billy.

1376
01:30:41,561 --> 01:30:43,605
- Don't go, Billy.
- Darla, come here.

1377
01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:45,523
No, I have to.

1378
01:30:45,607 --> 01:30:48,443
It's what a good brother would do. Right?

1379
01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:54,532
Billy.

1380
01:31:21,017 --> 01:31:23,728
I dedicated my life to getting here.

1381
01:31:24,771 --> 01:31:26,481
I scoured the earth.

1382
01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:28,400
No one believed me.

1383
01:31:28,608 --> 01:31:31,069
No one helped.

1384
01:31:31,152 --> 01:31:32,570
Not the wizard.

1385
01:31:33,738 --> 01:31:34,906
Not my family.

1386
01:31:36,908 --> 01:31:38,535
I only had myself.

1387
01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:40,412
I get it.

1388
01:31:40,662 --> 01:31:43,373
I get what that's like.

1389
01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:47,168
Feeling like you're
all alone in the world.

1390
01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:48,211
Stand.

1391
01:31:49,087 --> 01:31:51,381
Feeling like there's that one thing,
and if you could just find it,

1392
01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:53,425
then you'd finally be good enough.

1393
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:54,467
Stand.

1394
01:31:57,303 --> 01:31:58,930
The champion's name.

1395
01:32:00,473 --> 01:32:01,474
Say it.

1396
01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:30,128
Look, no offense, mister,

1397
01:32:30,211 --> 01:32:32,505
but I don't think these things
have your best interest at heart.

1398
01:32:33,256 --> 01:32:36,134
Don't listen to this child.

1399
01:32:36,718 --> 01:32:39,220
Take the staff.

1400
01:32:39,387 --> 01:32:43,683
Hold it and say the champion's name.

1401
01:32:44,309 --> 01:32:45,810
They're using you.

1402
01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:48,897
You have to see that,
that they are using you.

1403
01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,106
Say your name.

1404
01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:54,569
His name...

1405
01:32:55,862 --> 01:32:57,906
is Captain Sparklefingers.

1406
01:32:57,989 --> 01:33:00,158
And we're gonna keep
throwing things at your big,

1407
01:33:00,241 --> 01:33:02,202
fat, ugly-eyed head,

1408
01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:04,162
until you let our brother go.

1409
01:33:28,812 --> 01:33:30,480
Boy, am I glad I didn't
sell that Batarang.

1410
01:33:31,064 --> 01:33:32,982
- Pedro, is that a lamp?
- It's an ugly one.

1411
01:33:33,066 --> 01:33:34,859
Come on. Come on. Come on.

1412
01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:36,111
Guys, I appreciate the thought,

1413
01:33:36,194 --> 01:33:38,238
I really do, but I don't think
your weapons are gonna help.

1414
01:33:38,321 --> 01:33:39,864
You can put 'em down now.

1415
01:33:41,491 --> 01:33:42,617
The door was right here.

1416
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,119
Billy, how do we get outta here?

1417
01:33:44,702 --> 01:33:45,662
What, you think I know? I don't know.

1418
01:33:46,996 --> 01:33:47,831
This way!

1419
01:33:47,914 --> 01:33:49,415
Go, go, go. Follow Darla.

1420
01:33:49,499 --> 01:33:51,292
Good job, Darla. Go, go, go!

1421
01:33:51,376 --> 01:33:52,293
Kids?

1422
01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:55,046
Why is this open?

1423
01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:57,757
Freddy? Mary?

1424
01:34:01,427 --> 01:34:02,846
Pedro, Pedro, come on.

1425
01:34:02,929 --> 01:34:04,722
Freddy? Freddy, keep up.

1426
01:34:04,806 --> 01:34:06,099
Darla, stay in front.

1427
01:34:06,933 --> 01:34:08,101
We gotta hurry.

1428
01:34:31,749 --> 01:34:32,959
Whoa!

1429
01:34:34,043 --> 01:34:36,254
So many doors.

1430
01:34:36,337 --> 01:34:39,132
One of these has to be
a way out, right?

1431
01:34:39,215 --> 01:34:40,508
Yeah, I would hope so.

1432
01:34:57,525 --> 01:34:58,568
Not this one.

1433
01:35:12,665 --> 01:35:14,751
Okay, no more doors.
Nobody open any more doors.

1434
01:35:14,834 --> 01:35:16,753
Come on, Billy. What are we gonna do?

1435
01:35:16,836 --> 01:35:17,921
Darla, I don't know.

1436
01:35:18,004 --> 01:35:20,506
Yes, you do. Just think.
How'd you get out last time?

1437
01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:22,717
Uh, last time, I thought about the subway,
and I was on the subway.

1438
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,719
Okay. Then, Billy, look,
think about the subway.

1439
01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:27,513
Think about any place
except for here, okay?

1440
01:35:49,702 --> 01:35:50,870
Come on, come on, come on.

1441
01:35:50,954 --> 01:35:52,664
Why are you covering my eyes?

1442
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:55,375
Really? This is the first place
you think of? Wow!

1443
01:35:55,458 --> 01:35:56,542
You're welcome!

1444
01:35:56,626 --> 01:35:58,253
Why can't I see what's inside?

1445
01:35:58,336 --> 01:35:59,796
You are not old enough.

1446
01:35:59,879 --> 01:36:01,756
Old enough to know that was great music.

1447
01:36:02,548 --> 01:36:03,508
Not my thing.

1448
01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:04,717
Where's Freddy?

1449
01:36:04,801 --> 01:36:05,969
Yeah, you, too, Sriracha.

1450
01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:07,762
Hey, have a holly jolly Christmas.

1451
01:36:07,845 --> 01:36:09,138
Freddy! What are you doing?

1452
01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:10,598
Nice people.

1453
01:36:10,682 --> 01:36:11,557
Nice people? Come on.

1454
01:36:11,641 --> 01:36:13,601
Is that glitter?
They have glitter! Can I get glitter?

1455
01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:14,894
No, not from them.

1456
01:36:14,978 --> 01:36:16,020
Please?

1457
01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:16,938
No.

1458
01:36:18,982 --> 01:36:19,816
Darla.

1459
01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:26,864
Go, go, go. Everybody, go!

1460
01:36:26,948 --> 01:36:28,574
Freddy? Freddy, Freddy.

1461
01:36:28,658 --> 01:36:29,993
One, two, three. Up, up. Up we go.

1462
01:36:38,459 --> 01:36:40,086
Carnival, go! Go, Mary, go.

1463
01:36:40,169 --> 01:36:41,963
Come on, Pedro. Come on.

1464
01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:55,393
Don't run, but don't walk. Just be cool.

1465
01:36:55,476 --> 01:36:58,146
Act naturally,
like kids naturally act in a carnival.

1466
01:36:58,229 --> 01:36:59,939
- He's not gonna look for us here.
- Is that him?

1467
01:37:00,023 --> 01:37:01,482
- Oh, my God!
- Dude, it's Zap-tain America!

1468
01:37:01,566 --> 01:37:03,526
- Power Boy!
- He's an impersonator, okay?

1469
01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:04,819
Yeah, I'm an impersonator!
I'm a fake version of myself.

1470
01:37:04,902 --> 01:37:06,321
Don't take pictures.

1471
01:37:08,531 --> 01:37:09,699
Shazam!

1472
01:37:16,831 --> 01:37:18,374
Hey! Where'd he go?

1473
01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:19,667
What, is he invisible now?

1474
01:37:27,050 --> 01:37:29,844
Oh, man, I just spit on a baby!

1475
01:37:31,304 --> 01:37:32,889
Yo, what is that?

1476
01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:37,685
Who is that guy?

1477
01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:40,188
Champion.

1478
01:37:43,066 --> 01:37:45,151
You don't deserve that name.

1479
01:37:46,527 --> 01:37:49,197
See that? Look at that up there!

1480
01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:52,909
Hiding behind innocent
people who will now die.

1481
01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:58,289
Because deep down you're still
just a scared little boy.

1482
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:02,085
Oh, no.

1483
01:38:03,336 --> 01:38:05,963
Run! Run!

1484
01:38:18,893 --> 01:38:21,396
- Oh! What do we do?
- Just hold on!

1485
01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:23,147
- To what?
- The bar, you idiot!

1486
01:38:32,323 --> 01:38:34,200
Well, you wanted me to be a hero.

1487
01:38:34,283 --> 01:38:35,326
Are you kidding?

1488
01:38:35,410 --> 01:38:39,205
Okay, no. Old guy's up there
harboring multiple spiritual entities.

1489
01:38:39,288 --> 01:38:40,998
Plus, he has the same powers as you.

1490
01:38:41,082 --> 01:38:42,458
Plus, I mean, he knows what he's doing.

1491
01:38:42,542 --> 01:38:44,168
Plus, I mean, you're my best friend.
I don't want you to die.

1492
01:38:45,920 --> 01:38:48,548
If a superhero can't save his family,

1493
01:38:49,882 --> 01:38:50,925
he's not much of a hero.

1494
01:38:55,805 --> 01:38:57,014
That was a decent catchphrase.

1495
01:38:58,099 --> 01:38:59,016
Shazam!

1496
01:39:08,359 --> 01:39:09,902
Now, let's try this again.

1497
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:25,751
Or try that again!

1498
01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:34,844
Billy, look out!

1499
01:39:38,181 --> 01:39:40,433
Laser eyes! Guys, he's got laser eyes!

1500
01:39:40,516 --> 01:39:42,685
Too bad your aim sucks balls!

1501
01:39:52,570 --> 01:39:53,779
That's his power matrix.

1502
01:39:53,863 --> 01:39:54,822
His what-what?

1503
01:39:54,906 --> 01:39:57,909
When the demon guys leave his eye,
he loses his powers.

1504
01:39:58,701 --> 01:40:00,244
That's why the Batarang hurt him.

1505
01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:02,371
Hey!

1506
01:40:02,455 --> 01:40:03,331
Over here!

1507
01:40:04,832 --> 01:40:06,542
- Wait. What are you doing?
- Trust me. Divide and conquer.

1508
01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:08,961
We separate the Sins from the eye,
and he's just an old man.

1509
01:40:09,545 --> 01:40:10,796
Gather the mutts.

1510
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:25,561
Run!

1511
01:40:31,817 --> 01:40:33,903
Darla, no!

1512
01:40:48,876 --> 01:40:50,586
Here. Take it.

1513
01:40:50,670 --> 01:40:52,547
Take it. It's for you.

1514
01:40:52,630 --> 01:40:54,215
Hold it tight.

1515
01:40:54,298 --> 01:40:57,260
Close your eyes.
Everything's gonna be okay.

1516
01:40:57,343 --> 01:40:58,803
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

1517
01:40:59,679 --> 01:41:00,805
Okay.

1518
01:41:41,137 --> 01:41:42,263
Shazam!

1519
01:42:04,577 --> 01:42:05,995
Shazam!

1520
01:42:11,083 --> 01:42:12,585
Playtime's over, boy.

1521
01:42:14,170 --> 01:42:15,671
Your friends can't help you anymore.

1522
01:42:15,755 --> 01:42:16,922
Shazam!

1523
01:42:21,510 --> 01:42:22,678
Hey!

1524
01:42:49,538 --> 01:42:50,665
Shazam!

1525
01:43:15,231 --> 01:43:16,941
Nice trick.

1526
01:43:17,024 --> 01:43:18,025
Catchy.

1527
01:43:18,609 --> 01:43:20,486
One simple word.

1528
01:43:20,569 --> 01:43:22,238
I have a better trick.

1529
01:43:23,197 --> 01:43:24,490
Four words.

1530
01:43:25,783 --> 01:43:26,951
Kill the little girl.

1531
01:43:27,034 --> 01:43:29,662
- Darla, no!
- Take me instead!

1532
01:43:33,958 --> 01:43:35,000
Stop!

1533
01:43:50,516 --> 01:43:53,269
Billy, there's one more
demon guy in his eye!

1534
01:43:53,352 --> 01:43:55,354
You gotta just rip it out
of his face hole!

1535
01:43:55,438 --> 01:43:56,480
It's where he gets his power.

1536
01:44:01,110 --> 01:44:02,319
Reach for it.

1537
01:44:04,029 --> 01:44:04,864
I dare you.

1538
01:44:14,123 --> 01:44:15,416
Wise decision.

1539
01:44:17,752 --> 01:44:19,128
Hands on the staff.

1540
01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:22,173
Billy, don't do this. Billy!

1541
01:44:22,256 --> 01:44:23,841
- Billy.
- Don't do it, Billy!

1542
01:44:23,924 --> 01:44:24,884
Don't!

1543
01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:47,907
Say my name so my power
may flow through you.

1544
01:44:47,990 --> 01:44:51,118
I open my heart to you, Billy Batson.

1545
01:44:51,202 --> 01:44:55,039
And in so doing, choose you as champion.

1546
01:44:55,706 --> 01:44:59,251
With your heart,
unlock your greatest power.

1547
01:44:59,335 --> 01:45:02,129
The thrones of our brothers
and sisters await.

1548
01:45:10,763 --> 01:45:11,597
All hands on deck.

1549
01:45:17,228 --> 01:45:18,437
Say my name.

1550
01:45:19,814 --> 01:45:21,190
Billy!

1551
01:45:21,273 --> 01:45:22,274
No, not my name.

1552
01:45:22,358 --> 01:45:23,901
Say the name that I say
to turn into this guy.

1553
01:45:25,361 --> 01:45:26,278
Shazam!

1554
01:46:05,150 --> 01:46:06,110
Guys.

1555
01:46:08,153 --> 01:46:09,071
What's happening?

1556
01:46:13,617 --> 01:46:14,702
I can fly!

1557
01:46:19,832 --> 01:46:21,208
Guys.

1558
01:46:21,292 --> 01:46:23,335
Check out these guns.

1559
01:46:24,295 --> 01:46:27,298
No. It's not possible.

1560
01:46:29,300 --> 01:46:32,261
Gee-whiz, mister.
Sorry I took your cane.

1561
01:46:32,344 --> 01:46:33,512
Do you want it back?

1562
01:46:36,181 --> 01:46:37,641
Guys, I don't believe in violence,

1563
01:46:38,225 --> 01:46:41,520
but I think we should kick
this guy's butt, like, really hard.

1564
01:46:46,275 --> 01:46:47,568
Whoa!

1565
01:46:53,198 --> 01:46:54,491
Guys, I think I can move really...

1566
01:46:55,534 --> 01:46:56,452
fast.

1567
01:46:57,244 --> 01:46:59,246
Hyper-speed! Check!

1568
01:47:08,339 --> 01:47:10,799
Billy! The eye!

1569
01:47:18,682 --> 01:47:19,600
Look out!

1570
01:47:21,894 --> 01:47:22,728
Whoa!

1571
01:47:24,396 --> 01:47:26,690
What?

1572
01:47:28,067 --> 01:47:28,943
- What!
- Dude!

1573
01:47:29,026 --> 01:47:31,028
You almost exploded me.

1574
01:48:17,032 --> 01:48:18,951
Dude, I've studied
the fighting techniques

1575
01:48:19,034 --> 01:48:20,494
of every single superhero.

1576
01:48:21,787 --> 01:48:23,539
What do you got?

1577
01:48:26,917 --> 01:48:28,419
Well, that's terrifying.

1578
01:49:02,369 --> 01:49:04,371
Enough games, boy.

1579
01:49:05,414 --> 01:49:06,874
You think a pack of children can...

1580
01:49:10,294 --> 01:49:11,378
Wait, what?

1581
01:49:11,462 --> 01:49:13,756
You will beg for mercy

1582
01:49:13,839 --> 01:49:15,799
as I feast on your heart...

1583
01:49:16,592 --> 01:49:17,426
slow.

1584
01:49:19,344 --> 01:49:22,931
Are you making some big evil guy
speech right now or something?

1585
01:49:23,015 --> 01:49:26,560
You're, like, a mile away from me right now.
There's cars and trucks.

1586
01:49:26,643 --> 01:49:29,605
I will have the world eating
out of the palm of my hand...

1587
01:49:29,688 --> 01:49:32,149
All I see is mouth moving.
I don't hear any...

1588
01:49:32,232 --> 01:49:35,736
Only I have the power to unleash...

1589
01:49:37,654 --> 01:49:38,947
Ah, whatever. Screw it.

1590
01:50:09,895 --> 01:50:11,230
Oh, my gosh. Those people!

1591
01:50:19,321 --> 01:50:20,447
Hi!

1592
01:50:20,531 --> 01:50:21,907
Wow. I caught you.

1593
01:50:33,377 --> 01:50:35,963
I got it. I got it.

1594
01:50:42,177 --> 01:50:43,929
Oh, my God. I do got it.

1595
01:51:00,279 --> 01:51:01,363
You're not gonna believe this,

1596
01:51:01,446 --> 01:51:03,365
but you're actually the first villain
I've ever fought.

1597
01:51:03,448 --> 01:51:05,075
It's kind of a huge deal for me.

1598
01:51:19,464 --> 01:51:22,009
Somebody help!

1599
01:51:36,106 --> 01:51:39,026
Hi. Wow. It's really you.

1600
01:51:40,068 --> 01:51:42,863
My name is Darla,
and I've been really good.

1601
01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:43,822
What?

1602
01:51:47,993 --> 01:51:49,161
Oh, crap.

1603
01:51:50,662 --> 01:51:51,538
No, no, no.

1604
01:51:51,622 --> 01:51:52,623
No, no. No!

1605
01:52:10,641 --> 01:52:12,226
No! No, no.

1606
01:52:20,442 --> 01:52:21,485
Oh, my God!

1607
01:52:21,568 --> 01:52:23,237
Is he giving us suitcase wedgies?

1608
01:53:00,399 --> 01:53:02,276
So this is, like,
the Seven Deadly Sins, right?

1609
01:53:03,527 --> 01:53:05,946
I mean, I've never been great at math,

1610
01:53:06,029 --> 01:53:08,824
but, uh, the big, angry one,
that's Wrath, yeah?

1611
01:53:08,907 --> 01:53:10,909
And then Gluttony, obvi.

1612
01:53:11,785 --> 01:53:15,247
Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust,

1613
01:53:15,330 --> 01:53:18,959
who I thought was gonna be way hotter,
if I'm being honest.

1614
01:53:19,626 --> 01:53:22,713
But that's only six.
Where's lucky number seven?

1615
01:53:22,796 --> 01:53:25,007
Where's little man? Where's Envy?

1616
01:53:25,090 --> 01:53:27,759
Is he just scared of me and my family
because we're so awesome?

1617
01:53:27,843 --> 01:53:28,677
Because I get that.

1618
01:53:29,428 --> 01:53:31,596
Like, the other sins,
they get to come out and fight

1619
01:53:31,680 --> 01:53:33,557
because they're big and strong and scary.

1620
01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:34,725
But Envy...

1621
01:53:36,101 --> 01:53:37,561
he's just the runt.

1622
01:53:50,198 --> 01:53:53,243
And that's why all the other sins
never invite him out to play, man.

1623
01:53:53,327 --> 01:53:55,120
Because they all know who'd win.

1624
01:53:56,038 --> 01:54:01,335
And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.

1625
01:54:27,569 --> 01:54:29,154
Gotcha.

1626
01:54:29,237 --> 01:54:31,281
Shazam!

1627
01:54:37,704 --> 01:54:39,081
Shazam!

1628
01:54:49,508 --> 01:54:51,259
Ready to go round up your buddies?

1629
01:55:20,580 --> 01:55:23,917
No. No!

1630
01:55:53,613 --> 01:55:55,991
Here's the thing about power.

1631
01:55:56,116 --> 01:55:59,828
What good's power,
if you got nobody to share it with?

1632
01:56:01,455 --> 01:56:03,206
- Nice.
- Ta-da!

1633
01:56:03,290 --> 01:56:04,207
That's disgusting.

1634
01:56:04,291 --> 01:56:05,125
Fatality.

1635
01:56:07,002 --> 01:56:08,044
I got the voice.

1636
01:56:11,798 --> 01:56:12,632
What's that?

1637
01:56:18,513 --> 01:56:20,682
I can have anything I've ever wanted?

1638
01:56:24,519 --> 01:56:25,687
Billy.

1639
01:56:25,812 --> 01:56:26,980
No, no, no!

1640
01:56:27,063 --> 01:56:28,523
- Stop it!
- Don't look at that!

1641
01:56:28,607 --> 01:56:29,858
Billy, don't do it!

1642
01:56:30,609 --> 01:56:32,027
Ah!

1643
01:56:32,652 --> 01:56:34,821
- You should hear yourselves!
- Not funny.

1644
01:56:34,905 --> 01:56:36,948
You think I'm gonna put
a demon ball in my head?

1645
01:56:37,032 --> 01:56:37,949
That's disgusting.

1646
01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:40,410
That's funny. That's pretty funny.
You got me going.

1647
01:56:40,494 --> 01:56:41,995
- You got me going.
- Uh... Guys.

1648
01:56:45,248 --> 01:56:46,082
What?

1649
01:56:48,126 --> 01:56:49,586
Oh. Hey.

1650
01:56:50,170 --> 01:56:52,547
Oh, wow.

1651
01:57:00,096 --> 01:57:01,431
All right, we did it!

1652
01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:05,519
Hey, all right, yeah! We did it!

1653
01:57:06,728 --> 01:57:08,939
We did it!

1654
01:57:09,356 --> 01:57:12,275
Hey, you guys are all safe.
There's no more danger anymore.

1655
01:57:12,359 --> 01:57:14,694
- We're fine. It's okay.
- All right, all right, all right.

1656
01:57:14,778 --> 01:57:15,820
We're good.

1657
01:57:26,206 --> 01:57:27,874
You sure this is gonna work?

1658
01:57:29,626 --> 01:57:30,669
Told ya.

1659
01:57:31,211 --> 01:57:32,420
Whoa!

1660
01:57:34,214 --> 01:57:35,173
Whoa!

1661
01:57:50,021 --> 01:57:51,481
You guys know what this place is, right?

1662
01:57:51,565 --> 01:57:54,693
A dark, haunted cave with demon statues.

1663
01:57:54,776 --> 01:57:57,445
Well, yes, but also...

1664
01:57:59,739 --> 01:58:03,326
Lair! We got a lair!

1665
01:58:03,410 --> 01:58:04,536
- Lair.
- Yeah.

1666
01:58:04,619 --> 01:58:05,662
No, you right.

1667
01:58:05,745 --> 01:58:07,289
We got a lair.

1668
01:58:09,291 --> 01:58:10,542
What's a lair?

1669
01:58:11,459 --> 01:58:13,211
And thanks to six superheroes,

1670
01:58:13,295 --> 01:58:17,382
citizens are back in their homes,
safe again with their families.

1671
01:58:17,465 --> 01:58:19,926
And here with an eyewitness
account of the events...

1672
01:58:20,010 --> 01:58:22,262
It was crazy, man!

1673
01:58:22,345 --> 01:58:24,264
Creatures from hell!

1674
01:58:24,347 --> 01:58:26,933
Lightning coming out
of everyone's everything!

1675
01:58:27,017 --> 01:58:29,769
And that is not cool, man!

1676
01:58:29,853 --> 01:58:31,896
So, first day as a superhero.

1677
01:58:31,980 --> 01:58:35,108
Automatic top spot for best ever.

1678
01:58:35,191 --> 01:58:37,027
The man shattered
the glass noodle ceiling.

1679
01:58:37,110 --> 01:58:38,862
- No. That's racist.
- Not if I say it.

1680
01:58:38,945 --> 01:58:39,946
Guys.

1681
01:58:41,072 --> 01:58:42,449
- All hands on deck.
- Oh!

1682
01:58:45,160 --> 01:58:46,995
Wait, wait, wait.

1683
01:58:47,078 --> 01:58:48,121
Wait.

1684
01:58:48,204 --> 01:58:49,789
Thank you for this food.

1685
01:58:49,873 --> 01:58:51,916
Thank you for this day.

1686
01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:53,043
Thank you for this family.

1687
01:58:54,127 --> 01:58:56,212
I thought maybe this time I'd stay.

1688
01:58:57,631 --> 01:59:00,383
I mean, after all,

1689
01:59:00,467 --> 01:59:01,343
I'm home.

1690
01:59:33,458 --> 01:59:35,210
He better not sit at our table.

1691
01:59:38,546 --> 01:59:39,673
Nope!

1692
01:59:42,175 --> 01:59:43,093
Okay.

1693
01:59:46,763 --> 01:59:48,223
What are you doing?

1694
01:59:48,306 --> 01:59:50,350
Waiting for your imaginary
BFF to show up?

1695
01:59:50,433 --> 01:59:51,601
Yeah.

1696
02:00:00,276 --> 02:00:01,194
What are you guys doing here?

1697
02:00:01,778 --> 02:00:03,196
Well, we're having lunch with you.

1698
02:00:03,279 --> 02:00:04,823
But you guys have
different lunch periods.

1699
02:00:05,407 --> 02:00:06,908
Well, we made a very special arrangement.

1700
02:00:08,743 --> 02:00:11,287
- Darla, what's going on?
- Why are you asking me?

1701
02:00:11,996 --> 02:00:12,997
Freddy Freeman.

1702
02:00:15,458 --> 02:00:20,755
This guy taught me everything I know
about being a dope superhero.

1703
02:00:20,839 --> 02:00:23,133
True story. You should get
some pointers from him.

1704
02:00:23,216 --> 02:00:27,721
What's going on,
my best bud in the whole world?

1705
02:00:27,804 --> 02:00:32,100
And also new kids that I'm meeting
for the first time but seem very cool?

1706
02:00:32,434 --> 02:00:33,393
Uh...

1707
02:00:33,476 --> 02:00:36,271
I invited another friend.
I hope that's okay.

1708
02:03:32,989 --> 02:03:37,243
Sun of Ra.

1709
02:03:38,494 --> 02:03:45,084
Ouroboros.

1710
02:03:46,920 --> 02:03:50,465
Solomon's...

1711
02:03:50,548 --> 02:03:52,842
Knot.

1712
02:04:04,020 --> 02:04:07,523
No! No!

1713
02:04:13,905 --> 02:04:16,783
Primitive symbols.

1714
02:04:16,866 --> 02:04:21,579
You walking, talking monkeys
with your cave drawings.

1715
02:04:22,330 --> 02:04:26,417
You assume there's
only one way to gain magic.

1716
02:04:26,501 --> 02:04:28,294
No, no, no.

1717
02:04:29,545 --> 02:04:32,423
There are more ways
than a mind can imagine.

1718
02:04:33,549 --> 02:04:35,426
What in God's name?

1719
02:04:35,510 --> 02:04:39,973
I name the gods, Doctor.
Not the other way around.

1720
02:04:40,056 --> 02:04:43,267
Oh, what fun we're going
to have together.

1721
02:04:43,351 --> 02:04:47,313
The Seven Realms are about to be ours.

1722
02:11:13,741 --> 02:11:16,035
Don't beat yourself up, buddy.
You're gonna find someone.

1723
02:11:16,869 --> 02:11:18,621
Yeah, I'm sure.

1724
02:11:18,704 --> 02:11:20,998
Because there's plenty
of fish in the sea.

1725
02:11:22,708 --> 02:11:24,210
Of course it's not real.
I can't talk to fish.

1726
02:11:24,627 --> 02:11:27,254
Even if I could, I mean, honestly,
what could we do with that that's cool?

1727
02:11:27,338 --> 02:11:31,592
I don't know, maybe command
an army of billions in the ocean.

1728
02:11:31,675 --> 02:11:34,845
Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.