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- What's a surprisingly 'dangerous' job in a monster city that one wouldn't expect to be so dangerous. I'm thinking interior decorator
- Human resources manager
- >Be male human HR man with little human co-workers
- >Get hit on by every single mamono in the staff
- >Every fucking time you have a meeting they try to seduce or suck up to you
- >Catfights have started over your presence alone
- >You just want to prevent the company from being run into the ground
- Just pick one to wife, dude. All the raging estrogen will chill out once you claim a woman.
- >Day of Full moon approaches
- >Can't call in sick due to work and shit
- >Spend the morning updating your will
- >Go to work, take a deep drink of gin from your flask before entering the doors
- >Work is quiet
- >Too quiet; it's the calm before the storm
- >Entire cafeteria watches you shove your lunch in the microwave and walk away with it
- >All the single mamono seem to have a haze covering their eyes
- >Spend the afternoon holed up office alone making some very important calls
- >Clock ticks down to 5pm
- >Fill in the last spreadsheet and log your time
- >Put on your jacket and pick your bag
- >Take another drink
- >Door explodes inwards with the force of a maddened ushi-oni
- >Luckily you're out the secret panel exit you installed a month ago
- >You bolt down the corridor, glad you never skipped leg day
- >No-one is close yet, good
- >You take out a remote control from your jacket and flip the switch
- >Bombs you made out of office supplies and leftover wine, then installed in secret weeks in advance go off
- >Windows explode, water cascades from sprinklers, lich-chan in charge of security rages as her video feed is cut off
- >The great escape is on
- >You proceed to run down more stairs than you ever have in this workplace
- >Doors burst open and single mamono rush at you in hordes
- >You somehow fend them off with smoke bombs and the Order-brand pepper spray dug up from the confiscation bin
- >Witches and dark mages try to trap you with magic circles
- >You broke their lines in advance
- >They didn't even question when you asked to look under their desks for missing pens
- >Too busy drooling at your ass, the morons
- >Arache lady from third floor spits web at you from the ceiling
- >Light a cig and toss it at her, instant retreat
- >Holstaur janitor corners you at a balcony
- >"Don't move, anon. Don't make this difficult on yourself..."
- >You see the lactation has already started
- >Fling off jacket, revealing smuggled parachute
- >Smirk as you leap off the balcony and into the air
- >Werebat and harpy swoop down
- >Reluctantly forced to emergency land on the second floor
- >The exit is in sight
- >You paid some married couples to fuck out in the open
- >In hindsight you probably didn't even need to pay in the first place
- >They're doing a good job of tripping over some of your pursuers with their positions
- >You toss your bag aside, it hits the Anbuis secretary in the face
- >If you can get out into the street, you can hail a taxi, make it to your safehouse and be free!
- >Moments before your victory, someone vaults over the top floor and crash lands in front of the exit like a meteor
- >Dust and debris fly everywhere
- >"Going somewhere, Anon~?"
- >Fuck
- >Fuck fuck fuck
- >It's the CEO
- >Demon, former member of Extremist faction, economic genius and utterly, desperately single
- >Her shirt is unbuttoned revealing her wonderful cleavage, her thighs are rubbing together, her spade tail waves back and forth in anticipation
- >Slowly and gracefully, she strides towards you, licking her lips sultrily, the very image of a predator greeting her prey
- >Nothing but pure lust fills those eyes
- >"Such in a hurry to leave, it's as if you didn't want to stay behind for some...overtime."
- >All hope is lost
- >"You've caused quite a mess too. I hope you're ready to take responsibility..."
- >So close, and yet so far
- >"Now, then how about we discuss the finer details in my office, my dear, sweet Anon..."
- >he didn’t just call in ill
- When else are you gonna use all that sick leave?
- >"Boss, I'm calling in sick today"
- >"Rejected, we have an emergency meeting with Lady Druella at 10 am. Your presence is vital for the meeting."
- >"Boss, I thought you hated her guts."
- >"We have since put our differences aside for the sake of our respective enterprises."
- >"You were ranting about her being a bitter lonely bitch in the cafeteria yesterday."
- >"Anon, do not force me to sign these resignation papers. They are right in front of me."
- >"You wouldn't, Boss.."
- >"Don't push me, Anon."
- >"Why are you breathing so heavily, Boss?"
- >"...It must be your imagination, Anon. Come to work anon, or your ass is grass. Goodbye."
- >Phone hangs up
- >You take a deep swig from your trusty flask
- >Such is life in Monster Girl City.
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