YuYuYui - Ishitsumugi no shou 51

Melee! Yuuna pro wrestling - 1

[Sanshuu Middle School - Rooftop]

Yum: Enjoying tea in the company of ancestor-sama in the midst of wind blowing upon the rooftop... Such bliss.

Ren: Are you listening, Yumiko? Therefore, Miroku's and Akamine's rivalry is one which is forever unresolved.

Yum: I very much understand. Now, I have suffered a shameful defeat by her hand...

Ren: Eh? You, by Yuuna?

Yum: That is correct. By a curious turn of fate at a mock-pro wrestling fight, I was forced into capitulating by a locking technique of her doing.

Ren: How could... She has forced Miroku's descendant to yield! Must even your bones dislocate, you remain a fighter of the Miroku family!

Yum: I-It was beyond my control. Not even the Miroku family is capable of shaking off joint twisting from three people unitedly...

Ren: It takes 3 people to defeat a Miroku, that much is logical, although, to do such a thing to my descendant during my absence... That I cannot tolerate.

[Gymnasium]

Mino Wagin: Everyone in your living rooms, here's what you've been waiting for! It's time for the Heroes pro-wrestling!

Min: On-site here are me, Mino Wagin! And a commentator you know well!

Hagurana Tsumeko: I'm Tsumeko...

Its: Uuh, my wires have been used in this way again. And for real this time...

Min: Unlike last time, this is an authentic-ish ring! This match is broadcasted from Sanshuu Middle School's gymnasium!

Suz: Heeeey! I don't mind if you're doing pro-wrestling, but why am I involved!?

Yum: In view of equalizing the number of players. Our opponents are triple Yuunas. Three people.

Suz: That doesn't explain why me!? It's painfully obvious you'd be better off choosing someone stronger than me!

Ren: I strongly disagree. If we were to incorporate a strong fighter into our team, people would therefore claim they were the reason for our victory.

Ren: Whereas, with a weak fighter, the strength of the Miroku family would be unquestionable.

Suz: No thanks! I can't! I'm out! If I go along with this I'll die!

Aka: Having an inside conflict already? Do you think you can defeat us if you can't even get along?

Ren: Silence, Yuuna. You shall return to Miroku the YYY belt you snatched in the course of her absence.

Anz: YYY are the Yuunas' initials, and they didn't steal it...

SHI: Hey! Why am I the corner post if we made a ring!?

Its: S-Sorry. The lockers and shelves we used for the corners last time all fell down because of the wires.

Tsu: This is why people are standing in the four corners as posts... Wonderful... Death God wires.

Tou: Yuuna-chan, jump into my corner! I promise to catch you, I won't let you get hurt!

Chi: Takashima-san, you too! Feel free to climb or lean on my corner!

Yuu/Tak: Thank you!

Wak: Hmm. I don't really understand, do I just have to support the Death God wires from here?

Hin: Corner Wakaba-chan♪ Among the rarest of rares.

Ren: Promptly ring the gong. Miroku shall plunge triple Yuunas into this ring...

Fuu: Waiiiiit! What do you think you're doing!!?

Min: Oooh, this spells trouble! The Hero Club's president just burst into the arena!

Fuu: Don't even think about telling me you forgot how much I scolded you last time you did pro-wrestling!

Yuu: U-Uhm... This time we moved from the club room to the gymnasium!

Fuu: That's not the issue, here! Get off this ring! President orders!

Ren: Hmph, I decline.

Fuu: Wha-!?

Ren: In face of no one shall Miroku's fighting spirit dwindle. That includes the highest authority.

Fuu: Gnn, you understand what'll happen if you insist...

Fuu: I'll steal this YYY belt and throw it into the non-burnable garbage!

Yuu/Aka/Tak: How could you!?

Its: Onee-chan, the belt is made in construction paper, you can throw it in the burnable garbage...

Min: The highest authority in the Hero Club has joined the fight! What will happen here at the Heroes pro-wrestling, who will lay their hands on the belt!?

Tsu: But for now a commercial break...


Melee! Yuuna pro wrestling - 2

[Gymnasium]

Meb/Kar: Why me...?

Fuu: What do you mean? You're the two vice-president candidates, of course I'll choose you.

Meb/Kar: Eh!

Meb: Me, a vice-president... Inubouzaki-san, if this is how much trust you have in me... I will live up to it.

Kar: Hey! You're too easy to convince!

Meb: Don't worry, Karin. I am sufficient as the president's right hand.

Kar: Wha-!? How dare you say that to the perfect Hero who got Fuu's stomach!? I'll do it!

Sek/Kir: You're both too easy to convince~.

Min: The 3 teams tag match is about to begin! Let's introduce the contestants!

Min: Yumiko the mandragora! Man-eater Renge! and chirping Suzume from the hell team! Against!

Min: Yuuna Mask of Smiles, Yuuna Mask Jr. of Anger and Black Yuuna Mask of Sadness! The Yuunas!

Min: Finally the new challengers, Hulk Fuugan! The Great Mebuki! and Mil Máskarin!(*1)

Min: The battle for the YYY belt has just begun!!

Chirping Suzume: Uweeeeh!? Why me!? What was that about making the numbers equal!?

Man-eater Renge: Hmph. A wise man observes their enemy first and foremost, to devise a strategy.

Yumiko the Mandragora: Ancestor-sama is oblivious as to the Yuunas' techniques. Thorough observation is an obligatory first step.

Chirping Suzume: Then you just go!

Yuuna Mask: Suzume-chan, here we goooo♪

Chirping Suzume: Noooo! Don't come near meeeee!!

The Great Mebuki: I won't allow you!

Chirping Suzume: Why do I have to fight you!? I give uuuuup!

Yuuna Mask: Yuusha puuuuuu-

Man-eater Renge: Punches are unauthorized in pro-wrestling! Referee!

Uta: Right here♪ I'm the referee! Punches are a big no no. Yellow card.

Mit: Utanon... This is for soccer.

Yuuna Mask: Oh no! If I can't do my yuusha punch, what am I supposed to do!?

The Great Mebuki: Yuuna Mask, you're wide open! Sentinel drop kiiiiiick!!

Yuuna Mask: Waaaaaaaah!

Tou: Are you all right, Yuuna-chan!?

Yuuna Mask: Thank you, Tougou-san! You're such a soft corner post♪ Ehehe.

Tou: Oh, please Yuuna-chan... Ufufu♪

Min: Oooooh! There's flirting on ring! It's bouncing tiiiiiime!!

Tsu: An unexpected development...

Yuuna Mask Jr.: Yuuki-chan, touch!

Chi: Takashima-san, be careful! There are 2 opponents, you need to stay focused!

Son: Eeh, a juice here, potato chips and hot dogs. What will it be~♪

SON: Ah, I'll take one hot dog~♪ Little Wasshi, do you want anything~?

Sum: T-This isn't the time for... But... On second thought, fried potatoes.

Aya: Uuuh... Why do friends have to fight each other? Shinju-sama... Please forgive them.

Kir: Ayaaya, that's trainin'. Everyone here's endurin' it. Ah, a juice.

Min: The audience's getting warmed up! Let's see what this match has in store for us!

Note 1: References to Hulk Hogan, The Great Kabuki and Mil Máscaras.


Melee! Yuuna pro wrestling - 3

[Gymnasium]

The Great Mebuki: No matter which Yuuna Mask stands in front of me, my kick will settle it! Sentineeeeel...

Yuuna Mask Jr.: No you don't!

The Great Mebuki: Oh no... She scooped up my foot!?

The Great Mebuki: Kwaaah...!

Min: Yuuna Mask Jr. swiftly caught The Great Mebuki's leg leading into a joint lock!

Tsu: Scorpion Death-Lock. The so-called Sharpshooter... This... looks painful.

Uta: It looks like she's not getting out. I'm starting the count! 1! 2!

Mil Máskarin: Mebuki! Yaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Yuuna Mask Jr.: Uwaaaah!?

The Great Mebuki: Thank you, Karin. You saved me...

Mil Máskarin: H-Hmph... I just... don't want to lose.

Anz: Aaaah, that's what I'm talking about! Saving a partner in danger like in sentai series! Byooooo♪

Tam: Anzuu... Watch the match with more pure intentions... You're rude to the players.

Mil Máskarin: It's time for a counterattack. Mebuki, are you ready!?

Yuuna Mask Jr.: Aah! I-It's bad. Suzume-chan, doooooodge!!

Chirping Suzume: I already planned to-... Sweeeh!?

Hulk Fuugan: Mh M~h. You stay right here, chirp chirp♪

Yuuna Mask Jr./Chirping Suzume: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Min: Look at this! It's a great cooperative technique that put an end to it!!

Man-eater Renge: Formidable, Suzume. You have sunk Takashi Mask.

Yumiko The Mandragora: It is Yuuna Mask Jr, ancestor-sama. I am afraid Suzume-san has perished along with her.

Chirping Suzume: Eep...

Uta: Hey! You can't be two at once! Karin-san, leave the ring!

Yumiko The Mandragora: Suzume-san, touch! I shall enter in the meantime!

The Great Mebuki: Miroku-san!?

Min: While the referee isn't looking, the mandragora has firmly locked The Great Mebuki!!

Tsu: It's a bear hug... also known as bodylock. Combining the fragrance of mountain and sea... It's a very good technique.

Yumiko The Mandragora: While my technique is inferior, I surpass you in strength, Mebuki-san... Funwaaaaaah!

The Great Mebuki: Kwaaah! W-What absurd strength...! I can't break free...

Anz: Aaaaah... Miroku-san is so tightly embracing Mebuki-san! Kyaaah♪

SON/Son: Byoooooooooooo♪

Tam: You guys...

Man-eater Renge: Forfeit, Mebuki. The inherited Miroku family bodylock, or rather, bonito hug never lets a prey escape.

The Great Mebuki: I-I would've rather not used this but... Forgive me, Miroku-san. Fff~~....

Yumiko The Mandragora: Hyan!? D-Do not blow into my ear, will you!? Aaaah, the goosebumps.

Mil Máskarin: I'm your opponent this time, Miroku! Haaaaaaaaa!

Yumiko The Mandragora: I shall not waver in any situation! Funwaaaaaaaaaah!!

Min: Mil Máskarin and Yumiko the Mandragora locked hands above their heads and started a strength contest!

Tsu: This isn't good... Against an opponent far taller than herself and with this posture... Ah.

Mil Máskarin: Kwaaaaaaaaah!? Ow ow this huuuuuurts!

Tsu: This is what happens...


Melee! Yuuna pro wrestling - 4

[Gymnasium]

Yumiko The Mandragora: Brace for this, Mil Máskarin-san! Miroku choooooooop!

Mil Máskarin: Kwaah!

Tsu: Unbelievable. One Miroku chop is as powerful as a punch...

Min: No, I don't get it...

Mil Máskarin: You won't defeat... the perfect hero... with one or two chops...!

Yumiko The Mandragora: Hawah! Gugigi... My arms!

Min: Mil Máskarin-san's parody special technique is bringing this match to a nasty end!

Man-eater Renge: Kuh, Yumiko! Now that it has come to this, only the Miroku-style cut remains...!

Black Yuuna Mask: I'm not letting you do this, man eater! Yaaaaaaaaaah!!

All three: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Uta: Eeeeh!? What happened!? Who's supposed to be on the ring right now!?

Hulk Fuugan: I am and I'll show you I'm also the one who's supposed to wiiiiiiin!

Hulk Fuugan: Take thiiis! Double axe bomber!!

Man-eater Renge/Yumiko The Mandragora: Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!?

Min: Hulk Fuugan's dynamic technique sent the man-eater and the mandragora flyiiiing!!

Hulk Fuugan: Come on, man-eater! The president herself will beat the rules of the Hero Club into your... Oh?

Chi: R-Renge-san, stop climbing on my shoulders! Takashima-san is the only one who has the right to ride me!

Man-eater Renge: Miroku fears no one, not even the demon lord. Airborne killing technique, Miroku-style Moonsault press!

Min: The man-eater jumped from the top rooooope!?

Man-eater Renge: How...! Can it... be... You sustained Miroku... fall-increased velocity body weight solely using your two arms...

Anz: Kyaaaaah! Fuu-san is hugging Renge-san♪

Hulk Fuugan: Fu fu fu. Take the club president's wrath boosted powerbomb!

Black Yuuna Mask: Renchiiiiiii!!

Hulk Fuugan: Gwah... Akamine. What are you doing...? Y-You're not on the man-eater's team...

Black Yuuna Mask: I-I'm not... but, if you... if someone will defeat Renchi, it has to be me!

Man-eater Renge: Yu-Yuuna...

Yuuna Mask/Yuuna Mask Jr.: Akamine-chan, let's finish this!

Yuuna Mask: Braving the rain and the wind. My love for strong blooming flowers stays unchanged... I am Yuuna Mask of Smiles!

Yuuna Mask Jr.: Never praised, yet harmless, I am the flower on the ring... I am Yuuna Mask Jr. of Anger!

Black Yuuna Mask: Everyone do your best, my body flows to east and west. One hand offering a requiem... I am the Black Yuuna Mask of Sadness.

Yuuna Mask/Yuuna Mask Jr./Black Yuuna Mask: Our feelings will reach the skies! Eeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Hulk Fuugan: Uuweeeeeeeeeeeh!?

Its: O-Onee-chan has been blown away!? I'll catch you with my wires! Eeeeeei!

SHI/Wak: Dwaaaaah! You idiot, I'm dying! / Itsuki! It's too tight! It hurts!

Hulk Fuugan: Gyaaaaah! I bounced!? I'm flying again!!

Min: Fuugan has dived outside the arena with all her strength!? Wait, she's coming here!!

Tsu: Fuu!

Tsu/Hulk Fuugan: ......Ah.

Anz/SON/Son: Byoooooo byooooooo! Byoooooooooooooo♪

Uta: Hey! Please tell me who's actually in the match! Teach me!

Man-eater Renge: Hmph. Splendid... Yuunas. Not only have you saved Miroku, your opponent, you mercilessly flung the club president.

Man-eater Renge: You may keep the belt for now. We will reach a conclusion... in a title match.

Sek/Kir: You're still up for more!?

Yuuna Mask/Yuuna Mask Jr./Black Yuuna Mask: We are!!

Mino Wagin: Now everyone, we'll be back next time in the jungle of white mats! Goodbye!