"So, that sounds perfect," Almacia, the vaguely malevolent 4 year old copy of Kei says, "It makes perfect sense. We are four year olds, and there's a four in the web address of the site, and since 'Chan' is the feminine pronoun in Japanese, it must be made for four year old girls."

The other female Keiwaru in front of her tilt their heads, as one in the back raises her hand.

"Yes, 05 EF-05?"

"What does feminine, mean?"

"It means girly," Almacia responds, "So, shall we go visit?"

Many girly cheers, some not so girly from the very pretty male Keiwaru that have nonetheless been strongarmed into doing something with their sisters. Snapping her fingers, Almacia directs the mass of information that makes up the interface programs of the Keiwaru, thrusting hard through the throbbing internet pathways, and revealing to them...

"What is this I'm four."

And then they all start screaming.