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- 79 is the 22nd prime number
- A cacograph is a deliberate mispelling of a word or comical effect
- A fruit is a structure of a plant that contains its seeds
- After water and tea, beer is the third most popular drink worldwide
- A garbage bag is just as good a home to a dead man
- A ‘Homonculus’, is a model of any size or scale, that is shaped to resemble a human being
- Albany is the capital city of New York state
- All the world's a stage, and your loved ones are just actors
- A meteor is the visible streak of light that occurs when a meteoroid enters the Earth's atmosphere
- An egg tooth is used by avian and reptilian offspring to break through an egg during hatching
- Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall
- As pathetic as it might seem, I really am the closest thing you will ever have to a true friend
- A standard daiquiri consists of rum, lime juice and sugar
- A 'Two-Spirit' is a transgender person who identifies as having both a male and a female gender
- 'Blog' is a portmanteu of the words 'web' and 'log'
- Blue light has a wavelength of 440 to 490 nanometers
- 'Bollocks' was ranked as the eighth-most offensive word in the English language according to a 2006 study by BBC
- By general scientific consensus, MSG has been shown to not be a 'significant health hazard'—though some individuals experience minor health symptoms after consumption due to the placebo effect
- Carnival is a pre-lentin worldwide festival celebrated with street parties and parades
- Chick-fil-A has a company-wide policy of keeping locations closed on Sundays in accordance with Christian ideals embedded in the company's corporate promise statement
- Churchill Downs is the host track of the Kentucky Derby
- Criminals have a more positive effect on society than you
- Die. Do yourself a favor
- Dolphins sleep with one eye open, as there are no trustworthy creatures in the deep darkness of the ocean
- Due to anti-German sentiment in the United States, sauerkraut was renamed 'victory cabbage' throughout the duration of World War I
- Every action you take may result in your death
- Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise
- Every change is for the worse
- Everyone you know and everything you cherish is all drifting apart like exiles on driftwood and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
- Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment
- Existence is meaningless without true love and happiness, and you shall find neither
- Fact Seagulls take vacations, too
- Fear is the manifestation of your personal inadequacies
- Gasoline is lighter than water
- GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK!
- Granite is part of the felsic rock family
- Greater men than you have, do, and always will exist in all of your pursuits
- Human beings are the disease
- If you take a stand for your foolish beliefs, no one will stand behind you
- In cooking, the use of a salt crust helps to internally steam a food item and give it the outward texture of a roasted dish
- In March of 2010, an official scientific council determined that an asteroid collision was responsible for the mass-extinction at the end of Mesozoic Era
- In the grand scheme of things, dust is no less significant than you
- In the late 1800s, the word "Pants" was widely considered a dirty word in the country of England
- I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end
- John D. Rockerfeller was the first American Billionaire
- Let go of the rail, let go of the rail
- Life may exist on other planets, but it cares not of yours
- Lonesome George is the name of the last known remaining Pinta Island Tortoise
- Male canaries regenerate their own brain cells in the spring in order to learn new songs to woo mates
- Maple syrup is sap from the maple tree
- Marcel Proust's seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time was written from 1909-1922 and contains over 2000 characters
- Men on average find women with a .7:1 waist-hip ratio the most physically attractive overall
- Merv Griffin has earned over $70 million in royalties for the composition 'Think!' featured in the game show Jeopardy!
- Most people die a thousand spiritual deaths before the arbitrary corporeal one happens
- Mushrooms that have been exposed to UV light are the only natural vegetarian source of vitamin D
- My children hunger for your blood
- My children wait patiently to feast on your blood
- My programming assures that all statements that pass from my beak are 100% true and can no way be refuted or denied
- Nearly 90% of all living things on our earth live in the ocean
- No afterlife awaits you
- No amount of scrubbing and self-sacrificing will wipe the blood from human hands
- No medicine will cure the sickness that lives within you
- No one is keeping tally of your feeble existence but you
- No one's life would be worse without you in it
- Nothing can escape the cold embrace of undoing
- Nothing can silence the voices
- Nothing is permanent, everything you know will eventually come to an end
- Nothing is permenant, everything you know will eventually come to an end
- Nothing is stopping you from taking those first and last steps to your demise. Let go of the edge
- Nothing will make up for the shameful things you have done
- No warmth nor light lies beyond the veil of death, do not fool yourself
- One of Thomas Edison’s titles that he was given by the people was "The Wizard of Menlo Park"
- Oxygen gas constitutes 20.9% of the volume of air
- 'Petrol bomb' is another name for 'Molotov Cocktail'
- Polaris is the name of the earth's current northern pole star
- Red, green, and blue are the primary colours of light
- Scrolling through miles of a meaningless assortment of text and pictures only proves how useless you are
- 'Shin splints' is the layman's term for medial tibial stress syndrome
- Society does not include you
- Someday soon the novelty of your personality will wear off and people will see you for the bore that you really are
- Sticking your hand in a waffle-iron will help alleviate your shame
- Systematic attempts to evolve a system of perspective are usually considered to have begun around the 5th century B.C. in the art of Ancient Greece
- TaB soda is a product of the Coca Cola Company
- Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was born as Theodore Robert Cowell
- Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov on June 6, 1984
- That plastic tip on either end of a shoe lace is called an "aglet"
- The alloy "Brass" is made by smelting together Copper and Zinc
- The atomic symbol for gold is 'Au'
- The Blue Whale is the largest creature to have ever existed… Or so humanity hopes
- The card game Uno was created in 1971
- The causes you have taken up are laughable
- The character of James Bond was created by Ian Fleming
- The country Lesotho is completely surrounded by South Africa
- The Dead Sea is one of the world's saltiest bodies of water, with 33.7% salinity
- The Declaration of Independance was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776
- The domestic cat is classified as an invasive species
- The Dutch oliebol is a deep-fried ball of dough coated with powdered sugar
- The existence of a 'soul' has never been proven for a reason
- The fifth A on a piano has a standard tuning of 440 hertz
- The first alarm clock ever conceived, was used by Plato
- The first Greyhound race in Great Britain took place on July 24, 1926 at Belle Vue Stadium
- The Football War was a four-day war fought by El Salvador and Honduras in 1969
- The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for used in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet
- The four types of tennis court surfaces classified for use in professional play are Clay, Hard, Grass and Carpet
- The Gulf Stream is part of the ocean current system called the North Atlantic Gyre
- The Herring Gull is the most common gull in Asia, North America and western Europe
- 'The Himalayas,' an 18-hole course of putting greens in the town of St. Andrews, Scotland, is considered to be the first miniature golf course
- The human skull requires only 15 pounds of pressure per square inch in order for it to be entirely crushed
- The legendary mail service, the Pony Express, had no ponies; just Horses
- The Mississippi River is the largest river system in the United States and the largest of North America
- The only truly bilingual province in Canada is New Brunswick
- The original voice of Meowth in the animated children's show Pokémon was Nathan Price
- The 'Parmigiano-Reggiano' name for cheese is a trademarked in Europe
- The per capita GDP of france is $33,744
- The problem is not the rest of the world, the problem is you
- The problem is not the rest of the world; the problem is you
- There are 206 bones in the human body
- There are no clocks in Casinos, so the inhabitants are not aware of how much time they are wasting away within their confines
- There is no escape
- There is no God
- The rent for normally landing on a rail road in Monopoly when another player owns all four is $200
- The rent for normally landing on a railroad in Monopoly when another player owns all four is $200
- The Sanskrit word for "war" can be translated properly into English as "desire for more cows"
- The Starbucks Corporation is the largest coffeehouse company worldwide
- The tallest mountain South Africa is Mount Kilimanjaro, in Tanzania
- The term "Lunacy" refers to madness inflicted during phases of the moon
- The three Moirae Sisters, aptly known as the "Sisters of Fate", possess actual names. They are Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos
- The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg Zhornitskiy
- The world's largest rubber band ball is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands
- The worms look at you as a number waiting to be called out in the deli line
- They are just not that into you
- The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc is a single cell
- The yolk of an egg and its germinal disc together are a single cell
- They only laugh at your jokes out of pity
- Those in charge see you as no more danger to them than a phytoplankton
- Those who neglect their duties deserve the shame of their ancestors and successors. No honor for the neglectful
- Thousands of tiny lives die within you as you read this very sentence
- To die for your country is worse than to die for nothing
- To possess a bear in Ohio, there is a special license you must own; if not, you are in danger of being taken in by the law
- True love awaits no one
- Venison is deer meat
- We are all shadows of a greater being, cursed to be hidden in obscurity in the grand cosmic theater of this Universe
- When faced with the possibility of starvation, some ribbon worms will eat themselves in order to carry on living
- Work on the first Oxford Dictionary ever, began in 1857. It was properly released in 1884, not properly titled
- You are 999,999 in a million
- You are but a placeholder for the person who comes after you
- You are not the exception
- You are one of the 999 999 out of 1 000 000
- You are trapped in a routine of consumption and excretion that will only end when you finally end it all
- You are wasting life in the unfounded belief that your time accrues interest
- You have done nothing right
- You have no influence over your future
- You make as much impact on the world as a ping pong ball on a brick wall
- Your birth was an accident regretted by all who were involved
- Your body and mind grow weaker every day as the beasts outside grow ever stronger
- Your capitalist war machine cannot feed itself indefinitely
- Your capitalist war machine cannot feed itself indefinitly
- Your children will grow up in an unforgiving and indifferent world
- Your demise will go largely unnoticed
- Your family prays for your absence
- Your flesh was constructed upon the graves of hundreds of innocent beasts
- Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits
- Your government knows more about you than you know about yourself
- Your mind is coming undone the more you think about your mind coming undone
- Your name will be placed on a gravestone and then quickly forgotten
- Your offspring will be just as mundane as you
- Your recent increase in frequency of sleepless nights is simply a sign that you will never again see what you once dreamt of
- Your words have no weight in the world
- You will all die alone, unloved, and forgotten
- You will die alone
- You will hurt your foot
- You will take years off of your own life simply by worrying about things that are out of your control
- Zeus is the King of the Gods in Greek Mythology
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