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  1. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, does that make you a vacuum cleaner?
  2. Isn't it more immoral to eat plants than to eat animals since plants can't fight back in any way?
  3. Is sand called sand because it's between the sea and land?
  4. If you're waiting for the waiter, does that make you the waiter?
  5. Why do people call buildings "buildings" if they have already finished building?
  6. What if werewolves are just wolves that turn in to humans when the sun comes out?
  7. If you replace the "W" in "What", "Where" and "When" with a "T" you get the answer to each of them.
  8. Is a bottle of water still a bottle of water if it is empty?
  9. What language do deaf people think in?
  10. Pizza is circular, cut into triangles, and served in a square box.
  11. If you had sex with a pregnant women, is that consider a threesome?
  12. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
  13. Can blind people see their imagination?
  14. Can a teacher be able to give homework to a homeless child?
  15. What happens if pinocchio says "My nose is going to grow"?
  16. When the bus driver goes out from the bus, who closes the doors?
  17. Why are babies in the womb for 9 months but not 9 months old when they're born?
  18. If I die in a living room, is it still considered a living room?
  19. If olive oil is made up of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?
  20. If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you strong or weak?
  21. If time is money, and money = time, then does that mean ATMs are actually time machines?
  22. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what happens if a doctor eats an apple?
  23. Why do noses run and feet smell?
  24. If people with disabilities are considered disabled, are people with privilege enabled?
  25. Does Lightning McQueen has life insurance or car insurance?
  26. If a cyclist was going at the speed of light, what happens if he turns his headlight on?
  27. If you have a shower in a bathroom, is it still considered a bathroom?
  28. Why do you put coffee in a coffee maker if it's already coffee?
  29. If moving air is called wind, are we breathing wind or air?
  30. When you buy a new bed, you get less bedroom but more bed room
  31. How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?
  32. If it is 0 degrees today, and it's twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
  33. If practise makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, is practise useless?
  34. If money is the root of all evil, are broke people superheroes?
  35. How can 9/11 be an inside job if the planes were outside?
  36. What happens if you scare yourself half to death twice?
  37. Is the colour orange named after the fruit or the fruit after the colour?
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