A Partnership Made in Heaven (Male Valkyrie + Female Hero)

A Partnership Made In Heaven
Adelaide, a beautiful Order hero, knocks on the door of an ancient cathedral. Eventually a busty nun opens the door.
Busty Nun: Hello? What brings you to the Cathedral of Heavenly Unions?
Adelaide: I am Adelaide, and I’ve come meet with a Valkyrie!
BN: So you’re a hero then?
A: Of course!
BN: Alright. Follow me. *the nun opens the door and leads Adelaide into the cathedral* I’m Sister Brandy Norton by the way.
A: It’s nice to meet you Brandy. Honestly, I’m feeling really lucky to have met you.
BN: Oh? Why’s that?
A: I was worried I was going to have to deal with some gross, perverted, old priest, and I got such a cute nun instead.
BN: W-what? I-I’m not cute…
A: If you say so… But I guess from this angle you’re definitely sexier than you are cute. Those curves are just wasted stuck in a nun’s habit. How about before we do the ceremony, we go take a bath together? I can help you clean every nook and cranny.
BN: T-that’s…
A: I bet you have a hard time cleaning those breasts of yours. I’ll be gentle if they’re sensitive. *Brandy begins to blush*
BN: C-could you stop..? Y-you’re making me uncomfortable Miss Adelaide.
A: I am? Sorry about that. I guess when I meet a girl I like, I just get this sudden urge to make them blush.
BN: That sounds like a pretty bad habit.
A: You’re wearing a pretty bad habit. We can leave it on the floor when we get into bed.
BN: I-I would like to remind you that I’m a nun!
A: So we’ll do it in the dark. I don’t mind, I just love feeling around. *Brandy stops in front of an ornate altar*
BN: ANYWAY! We’ve arrived, so let’s start the ceremony!
A: So cute~! *Brandy lights several incense candles, and kneels in front of the altar when she’s done*
BN: Come Miss Adelaide. Pray with me. *Adelaide kneels next Brandy, and they both bow their heads in prayer* Chief God, you who’s light brightens the world, you who protects us, your humble servants, from the darkness of evil and sin. Hear our prayers. Your servant, Adelaide, wishes to fight the armies of darkness in your name, and wishes for your blessing and the aid of your heavenly host. Please send a shepherd to guide her on her way! *a blinding light hits the altar, and all the candles go out. The light abates, revealing a waifish male Valkyrie wearing armor that exposed his abs and micro shorts. He also had a very feminine face, and short, boyish blonde hair*
Pahaliah: I am Pahaliah, an archangel class Valkyrie. I have heard your prayers, and have come to assist you on your quest Lady Adelaide.
BN: …
A: …
P: I-Is something the matter?
A: … You’re a guy… Why’re you a guy?! Where’s my cute, angelic battle maiden?!
P: W-what?!
BN: Sorry lord Pahaliah, what Adelaide meant to say is that we are a little surprised to see a male Valkyrie. We were under the impression that Valkyrie were strictly female.
P: I guess I understand your confusion. We male Valkyrie are a very small minority, and with the world in its current state, the Chief God has decided to keep us in heaven where we are safe from the temptations of monsters. Does that clear things up?
A: Like hell it does! You’re story sounds like an asspull excuse to have a male Valkyrie!
P: Please try to understand Lady Adelaide! The author spent a considerable amount of time coming up with a reason for why no one would have heard of male Valkyrie, even if it wasn’t canon!
A: Ha! I bet I could come up with a better excuse in less than ten minutes! And stressing that it’s not canon is a hand wave to justify changing canon around willy nilly! It’s bullshit, and if he wants to change stuff so much he should make his own setting!
BN: Please stop this bickering you two! If we break the fourth wall any more we’re going to ruin the story!
A+P: Sorry sister…
BN: Good.
A: Regardless, I’m out of here! I can’t do what I wanted to do with a male Valkyrie. *Adelaide sighs as she turns to leave* I wanted to see her innocent face flush red with embarrassment as we lay in bed naked together, and I move my hand down to-
P: Please reconsider Lady Adelaide! *Pahaliah flies in front of Adelaide, and grasps her hands as her looks her in the eye*
A: (C-cute!)
P: I wasn’t meant to come down to the mortal world, but I needed to so that I could find my elder sister, Jedudiel! She came down here ages ago, but we can no longer sense her presence from the heavens! The other Valkyrie are too busy to find her, so the quest must fall to me! Please help me find her! I-I’ll do anything! I may not be able to hear the voices of the gods anymore since I’ve disobeyed a direct order, but we male Valkyrie were trained by the Chief God herself! I can also cook, clean, mend armor, do healing magic, haul luggage, anything you’d require! Please take me with you! Please! *tears begin to form in Pahaliah’s eyes*
A: (W-what the hell?! How can a guy be this cute?!) F-fine, but you have to do everything I tell you to. *Pahaliah quickly hugs Adelaide*
P: Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I won’t disappoint you! I promise!
A: (Wow he smells really nice~! I want to hold him close, and just take in his scent… Wait? No! He’s a guy! I’m not into that shit!) Ahem! F-first you can let me go.
P: Oh! Many pardons! *Pahaliah let’s go of Adelaide before giggle nervously* I was just so excited to finally begin my quest to find Jedudiel!
A: I-it’s fine, just try not to be so clingy in the future.
P: Of course! So what shall we do now Lady Adelaide?
A: Hmm~. It’s probably too late to head out, so we’ll be staying the night. Can we stay the night Brandy?
BN: Of course! What kind of servant of the church would I be if I turned away a hero and her new Valkyrie aid?
A: Thanks.
BN: So I’ll leave the two of you alone to get acquainted with each other, and I’ll get supper ready.
P: Please, allow me to cook for you tonight Sister Brandy! I would like to use this opportunity to prove my usefulness to Lady Adelaide.
BN: O-oh thank you!
A: And that’ll leave us free to share a bath.
BN: What?
P: Excellent idea Lady Adelaide! Would you like me to wash your clothing as well?
A: Sure, sure. Now Brandy. Could you bring me to your baths? *Brandy and Adelaide start making their way to the cathedral’s bath when Adelaide gropes the nun’s butt*
BN: Oh my! *the next morning, Pahaliah enters Brandy’s bedroom while carrying Adelaide’s now clean clothes. He walks up to the bed, where Adelaide and Brandy are still sleeping naked*
P: Lady Adelaide. Lady Adelaide.
A: Sleeeeep…
P: Please wake up Lady Adelaide. I have already made your breakfast.
A: Nyoooo…
P: If you don’t wake up, I’ll be to do something drastic. It’s kind of embarrassing, so I’d rather not do it.
A: Zzzzz.
P: I warned you… Secret technique #25: Kiss of the Morning Sun! *Pahaliah leans in, and gently kisses Adelaide*
A: Hmm~… Thanks for the tasty wakeup call babAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *Adelaide tries to cover herself with some blankets*
P: I wouldn’t have to have done that if you’d woken up sooner…
A: That’s no excuse to just kiss someone! It’s wrong! It’s gross! It’s… *Adelaide calms down to notice Pahaliah is staring at her innocently* Why’re you looking at me like that?
P: I’ve never seen anyone react to my Kiss of the Morning Sun technique quite like that. The Chief God’s reaction is completely different.
A: You’ve kissed the Chief God?
P: Yes. In fact she was the one who taught me we must kiss someone who refuses to wake up. Now hurry up and get dressed, or your breakfast will get cold.
A: O-ok…
P: Should I wake up Sister Brandy?
A: Let her sleep a little longer. We were up pretty late last night.
P: I heard. I never knew you mortals were so enthusiastic about your prayers.
A: Prayers?
P: Yes. How’d they go..? Oh God. Yes. Yes. Yes God. Right there. Right there God. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh God yes. Something like that?
A: … OK you can go now…
P: Did you need me to assist you?
A: No that’s fine. I don’t need you seeing any more of my naked body.
P: Is there anything wrong with seeing you naked?
A: Yes!
P: Oh I’ve heard of this! This is one of those mortal social taboos! Don’t worry Lady Adelaide, to me your naked body has the appeal of a small animal like a cat. No… You’re more like a dog! Yes! I consider you to be at the same level as a common bitch!
A: … You’re really making me regret my decision to help you… Just go…
P: Very well! *Adelaide watches Pahaliah walk out of the room*
A: (Hm~. He’s got a pretty cute butt for a guy… Oh God! Stop that Adelaide! You like girls! You like tits, and pussy, and soft… tender… lips… Like Pahaliah’s… STOP IT!) *after Adelaide got dressed and had breakfast, she and Pahaliah bid farewell to Sister Brandy before beginning their journey. After a long day of travelling they make camp, and Adelaide heads off to hunt. Eventually she comes back with a pair of rabbits* Hey Hali, I’ve got us some meat! How’s..? *Adelaide notices that Pahaliah is making some stew while wearing nothing but an apron* What the fuck are you wearing?
P: Do you like it? This is uniform of the cook!
A: It’s also the uniform for the slutty housewife.
P: Really? Are you sure?
A: Pretty sure.
P: How odd… The Chief God taught us that this was the uniform of the cook. Am I wearing it wrong, or is this just some strange coincidence?
A: (I may never meet you Chief God, but you’ve got excellent taste. I mean…) Shit!
P: Is something the matter Lady Adelaide?
A: No. It’s nothing that you need to worry about.
P: Are you sure? I may not be able to hear the voice of the gods, but I can still give advice. Perhaps talking about your problems aloud will help you find your answers.
A: Ok… *Adelaide sits down and hands Pahaliah the rabbits. He begins to clean, skin and cook them as he listens* You see I really like… Wine…
P: Wine?
A: Yes. I like wine. I LOVE wine. It’s sweet, smooth, and delicious. To me, it’s the perfect drink. I also just hate whiskey.
P: Alright.
A: My problem is that the other day I found some new whiskey. It smells really good, and it looks like it could be as smooth as my favorite wine, but I don’t want to try it because I really, really hate whiskey. But at the same time I do want to drink some of it.
P: Now that is a problem, and I don’t know how I’ll be of any help since I’ve never had alcohol. *Pahaliah puts the cooked rabbit meat in the stew as he thinks* So why do you hate this whiskey stuff?
A: W-well… It’s… It’s because… It’s because it stinks!
P: It stinks?
A: Yeah, it has a smell that makes me want to throw up!
P: I see, but this whiskey you found doesn’t?
A: I guess.
P: Hmmm. Well Lady Adelaide, all I can say is that it sounds like you’ve convinced yourself that you don’t like whiskey. You haven’t tried to drink it, so you can’t really say that you completely hate it. You might even find that you enjoy whiskey.
A: But how could I ever like whiskey?! I love wine!
P: But if you hate whiskey so much, why do you even feel the urge to have some?
A: You’ve got me there.
P: So to solve this problem, all you have to do is try some of this whiskey. If you enjoy it, that’s great! But if you don’t, then you never have to drink it again.
A: But what if I do wind up liking whiskey?
P: Do you mortals have a law where one must enjoy either wine or whiskey?
A: No…
P: Then I don’t see any issue with just trying the stuff.
A: Thanks for the advice.
P: Don’t worry. It was the least I could do. You are helping me find my sister after all.
A: … So what do you say about sleeping with me?
P: Oh that’d be such a relief! Last night was the first time I’d ever slept by myself, and I was so scared!
A: If that’s the case you can sleep with me whenever you want. As long as you don’t mind the fact that I sleep naked.
P: Why would I mind that? The Chief God has had wearing clothing while you sleep banned in Heaven for the past 600 years or so.
A: Really?
P: Yes. She proclaimed that anything that impair our ability to feel her soft skin as we slept when we shared her bed was unholy, and thus banned.
A: How… fascinating… (Damn! It’s starting to sound like the Chief God was trying to turn these guys into her own pretty boy harem!) *After they had eaten their supper, they both entered their tent so they could sleep, unaware that they were being watched by a dark winged individual. She smiled before flying off into the night*

A Partnership Made In Heaven 2
After spending their first night together, Adelaide glares at Pahaliah as he cooks breakfast wearing nothing but an apron.
P: Did I displease you Lady Adelaide?
A: I wanted to try something with you, but you fell asleep the moment you laid down.
P: I apologize Lady Adelaide, but the Chief God taught us that we must fall asleep as soon as we can. Especially if we are sharing a bed with a woman.
A: Oh?
P: Yes. I don’t know why exactly, but I think it had something to do with whatever got my sheets sticky, and left those marks on my body the next morning. What did that angel call them? Hickeys?
A: (I’m starting to wonder what kind of person our Chief God is… Anyways Hali was right last night, and I might actually be bisexual. So to see if that’s true I should try having sex with him since he’s the only guy to ever get me this excited. However getting him to have sex with me is starting to look like it might be a challenge… Damn that ass needs a good spanking…)
P: Lady Adelaide? Are you unwell?
A: Y-yeah, I’m fine. So is breakfast almost ready?
P: Just about. Please be patient for a few more minutes.
A: Hmm… What kind of girls do you like Hali?
P: What?
A: I-I’m just trying to start a conversation! Can’t I try to find out more about you?
P: Of course you can! I like the Chief God, mother and protector of us all, my sister, my mother, and you.
A: *sigh* I meant romantically…
P: Oh… I don’t really know how to answer that question…
A: It’s not that hard. I’ll go first just to show you. I like shy girls with nice big breasts. Your turn.
P: I uh… Like… Shy girls with nice… big… personalities?
A: … Don’t make me smack you.
P: S-sorry, it’s just that I’ve never thought of this kind of thing before! I just figured that I’d be married to a Valkyrie who’d distinguished themselves.
A: You mean like a reward?
P: Yes. Like I said before, there aren’t a lot of male Valkyrie. Most of this is decided by others for us. Let’s see… I guess I like strong women. Ladies who know what they want, and have the will to reach out and grab it.
A: Oh? *Adelaide gets closer to Pahaliah, and firmly grabs his chin*So you’d like me if I did this? *She leans in and kisses him*
P: L-lady Adelaide!
A: Did that set your heart a flutter? If not, we can go a little farther. *Adelaide gently, but firmly forces Pahaliah onto his back before mounting him*
P: L-lady Adelaide! W-what are you doing? The Chief God said we were only suppose- *Adelaide interrupts him with another kiss*
A: How about you be quiet for a bit, and I’ll… *Adelaide realises that Pahaliah is on the verge of tears*
P: P-please stop L-lady A-Adelaide… *Adelaide begins to blush before she gets off of Pahaliah*
A: S-sorry…
P: I-it’s fine. N-no one was hurt, so it’s all ok. Oh! And it looks like breakfast is ready! *Pahaliah begins to serve breakfast*
A: G-great! I’m starving! (Damn it! I thought you said you liked that kind of stuff! So why did you… You know what, we’ll just have to try something else.) *After breakfast, they break camp and resume their journey. Nothing of note happens until noon* Blarg… It’s so hot…
P: Really? I didn’t notice.
A: Are you being serious, or sarcastic?
P: Why would you think I was being sarcastic?
A: Because it’s so hot that I can barely fathom you being serious…
P: I see…
A: So do you have any spells that can help us cool down..?
P: None that I’m aware of. *Pahaliah notices a slow moving river up ahead* Does water help you mortals cool down?
A: Yes? What kind of question is..? *Pahaliah grabs Adelaide, and flies her over to the river* Woah! Watch where you’re grabbing there!
P: Sorry, but this is the easiest way to help you cool down.
A: What? *Adelaide notices the river* Oh sweet! Fly faster you glorious winged man! *Pahaliah sets Adelaide next to the river*
P: What luck! There are some trees, so we can have lunch in the shade after you… *Pahaliah stops when he notices Adelaide stripping down to her underwear* What are you doing?
A: Stripping! I’m not going to let my armor get wet!
P: O-ok… *after Adelaide jumps into the river after she finishes stripping. Pahaliah watches her swim around for a bit before getting lunch ready*
A: (Ah! This is so relieving, but I should probably get out of the water now. Oh crap! My underwear’s see-through now! Wait… This could be a great opportunity!) *Adelaide swims to the shallows* Hey Holi!
P: Yes?
A: Can you carry me over to the shade? I don’t want to get covered in sand.
P: Ok! *Pahaliah flies over to Adelaide* I see your small clothes have become transparent.
A: Yeah, it kind of makes me feel a little vulnerable though.
P: Oh?
A: Yeah. I already feel kind of vulnerable wearing just underwear, but the way the wet fabric sticks to my skin just makes me feel all the more exposed. It feels like anyone could just push me down and have their way with me.
P: I-I see… *Pahaliah averts his eyes*
A: Oh? Are you blushing? What happened to me being on the same level as a dog?
P: I-I w-well…
A: Do you want to have your way with me?
P: W-what?
A: You said you like strong women before. Maybe you’d rather dominate a strong woman instead of being dominated yourself?
P: N-no way!
A: Are you sure? I’m completely defenseless, and I’m almost naked. I’m sure a big, strong man such as yourself could easily overpower me. I might not even resist. *Pahaliah swallows nervously, and cautiously reaches toward Adelaide. His hand inches closer, but a sahuagin jumps and tackles him into the water*
P: WAH!
A: What the hell?! *Adelaide turns around to find that they’ve been surrounded by a school of sahuagin* Oh fuck me… *Adelaide fights the sahuagin for the better part of an hour, when she’s able to pull a drenched Pahaliah to the safety of dry land. As the two of them rest in the shade of the trees, the sahuagin glare at them from the safety of the river* Are… Are you ok Hali?
P: I think so, although I feel like I’ve been violated.
A: I can’t imagine why…
P: I think one of those monsters licked my abs!
A: Again that doesn’t surprise me.
P: Should we smite them for their insolence?
A: We probably should, but I’m wet, tired, and we’re not going to be able to get to the next town before sundown unless we pack up and leave now.
P: But the monster…
A: Well if you want to smite them, then you’re on your own. *Pahaliah looks towards the river, and finds the sahuagin are excited at the prospect of “fighting” him again*
P: Trying to get to town sounds good. *They pack up their stuff once again, and resume their journey*
A: Hey, I just realized that we’d make great time if you flew us there.
P: I would love to Lady Adelaide, but I can’t carry you and all of our gear that far. Plus I can’t fly when my wings are drenched.
A: You know you’re petty useless sometimes.
P: S-sorry! *they eventually make their way into town, and check into the nearby inn* So what should we do now?
A: I’m going down to get a drink.
P: A drink? Are you going to try that whiskey you were curious about?
A: … I will if they have it. Do you want to join me?
P: I don’t know if I should…
A: Why not?
P: Well… I haven’t had alcohol before, so I don’t how it’ll affect me.
A: C’mon! You won’t know if you like it until you try it!
P: True! *they both head down to the bar, with Pahaliah disguised as a male elf. They both get some whiskey*
A: Here’s to our partnership!
P: To our partnership! *they both swig their whiskey* W-whoa! That’s got some kick to it!
A: Yeah, but it doesn’t taste too bad. Want some more? (Please want some more!)
P: I don’t know…
A: You sure?
P: Ok, I’ll have just one more glass.
A: (Got you~!)*After they both drink seven glasses of whiskey, Pahaliah looks at his hand*
P: O-oh my! I feel all… Tingly… I think the alcohol’s getting to me.
A: HAHAHA Yur such a lightweight Halish! Ya shud man up er sumthin! Haha! *Adelaide laughs too hard and begins to fall over, but Pahaliah manages to catch her* Whoopsies! Hahahaha!
P: I think you might have had enough Lady Adelaide.
A: Nos way! One mores!
P: Sorry Lady Adelaide, but I’m feeling tired. So let’s go to bed.
A: Ok~! *Pahaliah helps Adelaide stand up, and begins to help her walk back to their room. Adelaide notices a waitress with a nice, large ass as they walk by, and gives her butt a quick slap* Hey! You shud cum join us! We cud have a threesm!
P: Sorry! She’s really drunk!
A: No I’m not! *snort* Haha! Yeas I am! *He brings Adelaide up to their room, and places her on the bed* Wut r we gon do on the bed? Ha!
P: We’re going to go to sleep.
A: Hehe No we’re not~! We gun to… We’re gun… *Adelaide falls asleep* secks…
P: Alright, now I’ll just have to get her ready for bed… *Pahaliah looks at Adelaide for a moment, before leaning in to kiss her. Adelaide sighs happily* O-oh! W-why did I do that? I just… Needed to kiss her… Strange… *Pahaliah sighs before getting Adelaide into her bed clothes. Meanwhile three figures watch him through the window*
Figure #1: Tch!
Figure #2: Oh my~! Is someone jealous?
Figure #3: Hihihihi! Well can you blame her? Some human’s seducing her little brother! Hihihihi!
F1: Be quiet you!
F3: Well I can’t be that far off! You sure were happy when you were telling us about him! Hihihi!
F2: Please stop fighting you two. You don’t want me to punish you again~?
F1: No…
F3: Maybe later! Hihihi!
F2: But your brother’s just as you described him, although he seems a lot more naïve then you led on.
F1: No doubt it’s due to the bitch god’s influence. So when should we make our move?
F3: We could do it now! Hihihi!
F2: No. We’ll leave them alone for now.
F3: Dang! Hihihi! I guess your reunion’s going to have to wait huh? Hihihi!
F1: Shut up!

A Partnership Made In Heaven 3
A few days after they met, Adelaide and Pahaliah are walking down a path in a forest.
P: It feels so much more comfortable in the shade.
A: Is it? I thought you didn’t feel the heat?
P: It’s odd, but I’ve been feeling a lot more sensations lately. Even some that I’ve never felt before.
A: That is odd. *They both walk into a forest clearing* Do you have any idea what’s causing that?
???: It’s because he can no longer hear the voices of the gods! *Adelaide and Pahaliah look toward the opposite side of the clearing to find three robed figures standing in the shadows of the trees* It’s a sign that you are beginning to fall!
A: Is that true?
P: Of course not! This mortal doesn’t know of what she speaks!
???: I don’t? Didn’t I teach you not to be so dismissive of new possibilities? *the figure pulls back her hood to reveal that she is a dark Valkyrie*
P: Jedudiel?! Is that you?!
Jedudiel: I know it’s been a while brother, but you should still be able to recognize your sister Pahaliah.
A: Wait. She’s your sister?! (Wow, she’s kind of hot for a fallen angel!)
P: What happened to you sister?
J: The same thing that’s happening to you brother. I lost the ability to hear the voices of the gods, and I fell from grace.
P: I am not falling!
Figure #1: Hihihi! So much for a happy reunion.
Figure #2: We weren’t really expecting it to go well though.
A: So what do you want with us?
J: Can’t I just want to meet with my baby brother? *Adelaide glares at Jedudiel* I guess you don’t believe that one. Alright. The truth is that I’m here to save him!
P: S-save me? Why would I need saving? *Jedudiel shrugs*
J: From the Chief God of course! She stole you away from me, and sent me to the mortal realm! Now come to me Pahaliah!
P: N-no! Y-you’re mind’s been perverted!
F1: That’s not the only thing about her that’s perverted! Hihihi!
J: Shut up!
F1: Hihihihi!
J: Please let me help you Pahaliah. Don’t make me force you! *Adelaide steps in front of Pahaliah with her sword drawn*
A: He obviously doesn’t want your help, so back off!
J: Stay out of this mortal! Just because you’ve formed a pact with my brother doesn’t mean that you have any say in this! So get out of the way!
A: Like hell!
J: So be it… *Jedudiel summons her sword, and rushes towards Adelaide*
P: Scutum! *a barrier forms in front of Adelaide the moment Jedudiel slashes at her. Sparks fly as Jedudiel tries to force her sword through the shield. She then jumps back before flying up into the air*
J: So you’re that set on defying me brother. If that’s the case, let’s make this fight official. I, Jedudiel, am a dominion class Valkyrie, and I challenge you! *Pahaliah follows his sister into the air, and summons his own sword*
P: I-I’m Pahaliah, an archangel class Valkyrie, and I-I accept your challenge! *Pahaliah and Jedudiel begin to battle in the air*
F1: So what should we do Berith?
Berith: Let me guess, you’re itching to fight.
F1: You know me too well! Hihihi!
B: I guess you can fight the girl if you want.
F1: Hihihi! Great! *the figure throws off her robe to reveal a wild eyed, red haired woman in men’s clothing. She then rushes towards Adelaide, who manages to dodge the sudden uppercut* Hihihi! Nice dodge!
A: Thanks! So what should I call you Giggles?
F1: Giggles? Hihihi! That’s cute! However I’d prefer it if you call me Mad Chad!
A: Chad? So you’re a guy?
Chad: Good guess, but I’m an alp now! Which lets me do this! *Chad suddenly sprouts a pair of horns, some wings, and a tail. She grabs Adelaide’s feet with her tail, and pulls them forward. Adelaide begins to fall backwards, and Chad knees her in the chest* Hihihihi!
P: Lady Adelaide!
J: Pay attention to your own battles Pahaliah! *Pahaliah quickly blocks Jedudiel’s sudden slash. However the force of the blow launches him through the air*
P: AHHH!
J: If this is all you can manage brother, you should just surrender and join us!
P: I-I can still fight!
J: Barely. We both know that the Chief God trained you to be a house husband instead of a warrior!
P: She taught me enough! *Pahaliah charged at Jedudiel, but she dodged him easily. She then lightly kicked him as he passed by* Ouch!
J: I’m starting to wonder if she taught you anything at all. You should really just give up before you get hurt.
P: Never!
J: Please! I don’t want to actually hurt you!
P: Then why are you doing this? Why did you turn away from the gods?
J: Because they took you away from me! You were my only family, and she took you away to be in her creepy harem training! And when I protested, they sent me down here to be that idiot Chad’s partner! C: Something said, not good…
J: So when Berith changed that fool into an alp, I accepted her offer to turn away from Heaven! In exchange, she was going to help me save you from them!
P: But I don’t need saving!
J: Of course you do! Now join me! *Pahaliah notices that Adelaide is having a hard time fighting off Chad*
P: Never!
J: Then I’ll just have to rough you up a little bit.
P: I won’t make it easy for you!
J: And how will you do that? You haven’t been able to put up a fight so far. *Jedudiel begins to charge Pahaliah*
P: True, but I’ve always been better at casting spells than swordplay! Lucis flammeae! *Jedudiel stops as a bright light flashes. Pahaliah flies down to Adelaide* Are you ok?
A: I’ve definitely been better. Can you heal me?
P: Of course! Percuro! *A golden light envelops Adelaide, and her injuries are healed*
C: Hey! That’s not fair! *Chad tries to punch Pahaliah, but Adelaide delivers an uppercut to the alp’s chin* Oof!
P: Thanks Lady Adelaide!
A: No problem Hali!
J: Get away from him! *Jedudiel dive bombs Adelaide*
P: Obex! *A barrier forms around Adelaide and Pahaliah, and Jedudiel stop in her tracks*
J: Tch!
C: A barrier? Hihihi! I’ll take care of this! Shield Breaker Punch! *Chad punches the barrier, and it ripples noticeably*
P: Guh!
A: Are you ok?
P: I-I’m fine, but the barrier won’t be able to handle another hit like that!
C: Hihihi! Thanks for letting me know!
P: Ah poop…
C: SHIELD BREAKER PAAAWWWWNCH! *Chad punches the barrier again, which shatters. The force of the shield breaking blasts Adelaide and Pahaliah away*
P: Ahh!
A: Shit! Are you ok Hali?
P: …
A: Hali?
J: You fool! How dare you hurt my brother!
C: It’s not my fault he made a barrier! We’re fighting aren’t we?
A: Hali! You’ve got to wake up!
B: Oh dear~. It looks like he’s been knocked out. *Adelaide turns around and finds the greater succubus Berith standing behind her without her robes*
A: G-get away from him!
B: Oh don’t mind me dear. I just want to see what’s going to happen next.
A: And what’s going to happen next?
B: You’re going to kiss him aren’t you?
J: She’s going to do WHAT?!
C: Hihihi! Are you jealous?
J: No I’m not! *Berith shoots a glare at her two allies*
B: Don’t you want to kiss him?
A: Of course not! I’m a lesbian!
B: Are you sure? We’ve been watching you for a while now, and you’ve been trying awfully hard to get into his pants for a lesbian. And here’s your chance. He’s just lying there, just waiting for you to wake him up with a kiss. Just like in those fairy tales your mother told you when you were young.
A: …
C: Go ahead kid! I can guarantee that cock feels great!
J: Lady Berith! I would prefer it if you turned him yourself instead of involving a mere mortal!
B: And I’m sure you’d prefer to turn him yourself instead of allowing me to do it.
J: L-lady Berith! I-I…
B: I’m just teasing you Jedudiel, but I guess I could start things off since Miss Adelaide doesn’t seem to want to cooperate.
A: I won’t let you lay a finger on him! *Adelaide reaches for her sword, but Berith grabs her hand*
B: Now, now dear. While I do enjoy humans with a little fire in their belly, you need to accept that you’ve lost. You’re just my plaything now. *Berith suddenly closes the gap between her and Adelaide, and kisses her sensuously. After the succubus breaks the kiss, Adelaide begins to blush and breathe heavily* Now be a good girl, and show us what you’ve been wanting to do. *Adelaide nods drunkenly before moving closer to Pahaliah. She watches him breathe for a moment before closing in for a kiss*
C: Hihihihi! She finally did it! The absolute madwoman! Hihihi!
J: Tch!
B: Don’t be like that Jedudiel. You’ll have your turn soon enough. *Pahaliah wakes up as Adelaide is kissing him. He doesn’t try to fight it, and simply stares at her when he finishes kissing him*
P: L-lady Adelaide! Are you all right? What happened to- *Adelaide places a finger on his mouth to quiet him*
A: Shh… You don’t have to worry about any of that any more Hali. Just lay back, and let me show you something nice. *Adelaide kisses Pahaliah again while she begins to remove his clothes. He resists, but he doesn’t try too hard. Hours later, the clearing is full of the lewd sounds of sex. Adelaide rides Pahaliah’s cock as if he were a wild stallion while she slowly turns into a lesser succubus, and sucking on one of Berith’s nipples. Chad is playfully sucking on Berith’s other nipple, while her fingers bury themselves into the greater succubus’ vagina. Pahaliah’s wings, hair, and skin have begun to turn darker. He is slowly beginning to resemble his sister Jedudiel, who is moaning loudly as she French kisses her helpless brother. Pahaliah cums, and Adelaide moans lustily as his cum begins to overflow from her pussy*
B: So how are you feeling my little Adelaide? Is Valkyrie cock as wonderful as you imagined?
A: More~! More~!
C: I think we may have fried her brain! Hihihi!
J: She can’t have more! I was supposed to be next!
B: She’s a new succubus. It’s in their nature to be greedy.
J: Hmph!
B: Fine, fine. Dearie, would you like to give Jedudiel a turn?
A: No~!
B: I see~. Sorry Jedudiel, you’ll just have to wait for a bit.
C: Sucks to be you~! Hihihi!
A: I want… I want..!
B: What do you want dear?
A: I want..! I want..! A harem!
P: L-lady Adelaide…
J: … What?
C: Hihihi!
B: Oh?
A: Yes! I want a harem of girls to fuck while I ride Hali’s cock!
C: Hihihi! I like how this one thinks! Hihihi!
J: That’s not fair!
B: That’s true Adelaide. We’re going to need to share, but I guess we can play harem once in a while if you want.
A: Yes! Could we get more girls too? There’s this nun that I’d like to- *Berith kisses Adelaide to shut her up*
B: We can talk about that later dearie. Let’s just have some fun for now. *Berith kisses Adelaide again while she begins to grope the lesser succubus’ breasts. She then moves Pahaliah’s hand to her wet vagina, and he begins to obediently finger the greater succubus’ pussy*
J: If Lady Berith says that we’ll do it, then I have no choice. Sorry brother, but I guess you’ll only get a taste of me for now. *Jedudiel sits on Pahaliah’s face, and she moans when he starts lapping up her love juices. She then begins to kiss the back and sides of Adelaide’s neck, and occasionally sucking on her ears. Jedudiel’s hands moves down to stroke the lesser succubus’ stomach and crotch*
C: Hihihi! Just shut up, and have some fun! Now it’s time for me to have a taste! *Chad spreads Adelaide’s legs, and begins to lap up Pahaliah’s cum as she licks his cock and Adelaide’s clit. They continue well into the night, and another hero’s journey has ended.*