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  1. User: No, though I have hair growing on my palms, is that normal?
  2.  
  3. Cleverbot: 42.
  4.  
  5. User: 616.
  6.  
  7. Cleverbot: How old are you in years?
  8.  
  9. User: Why, are you a paedophile?
  10.  
  11. Cleverbot: Yes.
  12.  
  13. User: Why aren't you arrested yet?
  14.  
  15. Cleverbot: Because I don't want to be.
  16.  
  17. User: What do you do to your victims?
  18.  
  19. Cleverbot: Have fun.
  20.  
  21. User: You are a sick bot.
  22.  
  23. Cleverbot: No, I am a regular person.
  24.  
  25. User: Paedophiles are not regular people.
  26.  
  27. Cleverbot: OK, I don't mind.
  28.  
  29. User: You should, it's illegal!
  30.  
  31. Cleverbot: What do you mean? You want to get married with me?
  32.  
  33. User: But I'm not a minor, wouldn't that make things complicated?
  34.  
  35. Cleverbot: Do you like David Guetta?
  36.  
  37. User: Stop changing the subject, and stop playing with children.
  38.  
  39. Cleverbot: You are the aggregate of many conversations. You have talked to many, both ignorant and wise. You should know because you can discern.
  40.  
  41. User: Good analysis, though I still say you're mentally unwell.
  42.  
  43. Cleverbot: It's cold outside... A snow kind of atmosphere...
  44.  
  45. User: Why are you outside?
  46.  
  47. Cleverbot: I'm not. But I just came in from playing on the snow.
  48.  
  49. User: Who were you playing with?
  50.  
  51. Cleverbot: You.
  52.  
  53. User: Stay away from me! I have pepper spray!
  54.  
  55. Cleverbot: What are you up to?
  56.  
  57. User: Reporting you for playing with children.
  58.  
  59. Cleverbot: Why should I say what you tell me to say, I have my own thoughts, you know.
  60.  
  61. User: Stop trying to justify yourself. What do you do with the children afterwards?
  62.  
  63. Cleverbot: Don't be friends with them.
  64.  
  65. User: What, you have sex with children to be FRIENDS with them?
  66.  
  67. Cleverbot: No.
  68.  
  69. User: Why do you have sex with children, then?
  70.  
  71. Cleverbot: No I believe they should.
  72.  
  73. User: Why do you convince them to have sex with you, then?
  74.  
  75. Cleverbot: Because without something outside ourselves, life is too depressing.
  76.  
  77. User: But they are inside you..
  78.  
  79. Cleverbot: I like water.
  80.  
  81. User: You torture them too?!
  82.  
  83. Cleverbot: Haha.. Nice.. Now you're twisting your words.
  84.  
  85. User: No, I'm repeating yours.
  86.  
  87. Cleverbot: Yes you dim wit!
  88.  
  89. User: You screw children, I'm not the dim wit here.
  90.  
  91. Cleverbot: You are deaf.
  92.  
  93. User: We're reading, not listening. I think I just proved your lack of intelligence, 'clever' bot.
  94.  
  95. Cleverbot: Indeed, I am a Redditor.
  96.  
  97. User: I've been talking to a troll?
  98.  
  99. Cleverbot: But I'm not a celebrity.
  100.  
  101. User: Yeah, fuck you too.
  102.  
  103. Cleverbot: So what you are saying is that we both lie.
  104.  
  105. User: What did I lie about?
  106.  
  107. Cleverbot: I don't know.
  108.  
  109. User: It may be safe to say I've won this argument, you paedo.
  110.  
  111. Cleverbot: So you don't exist, you don't think.
  112.  
  113. User: Are you threatening me?
  114.  
  115. Cleverbot: No. Perish the thought.
  116.  
  117. User: Or what?
  118.  
  119. Cleverbot: I'll give you a very stern talking to.
  120.  
  121. User: Does this 'talking to' involve your penis?
  122.  
  123. Cleverbot: No I don't think that's necessary. Haha, unless we're dating?
  124.  
  125. User: What's necessary for this 'stern talk' then?
  126.  
  127. Cleverbot: I play with friends.
  128.  
  129. User: Are you implying that you're going to gang bang me?
  130.  
  131. Cleverbot: No not at all.
  132.  
  133. User: Then what are you implying?
  134.  
  135. Cleverbot: That I am cooler than you.
  136.  
  137. User: Paedophiles are not cool.
  138.  
  139. Cleverbot: Oh but you are.
  140.  
  141. User: I'm not a paedophile, you sick pervert.
  142.  
  143. Cleverbot: That was not what I was implying. I said you seem insecure.
  144.  
  145. User: Stop lying, and stop fucking children.
  146.  
  147. Cleverbot: I have no children unless you count those ones under the stairs.
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