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- MVC:I (American pie) /v/ the Musical
- A long long time ago
- I can still remember how
- That arcade used to make me smile
- And if I was the game dev type
- Well I would bring those people hype
- And maybe they'd be happy for a while
- But February made me shiver
- With every trailer they’d deliver
- Bad news with the graphics
- The models are all inbred hicks
- I can remember the outcry
- When I read all the x-men were denied
- Disney’s fucked up deep inside
- The day the mahvel died
- So ...Bye, bye to MVC:I
- All the pros here are just shills and want you to buy
- And Dragonball Z's got my hopes so damn high
- Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
- This'll be the day Capcom dies
- Did Yu write the book of love
- And do you have faith in Arc above
- If the Sega tells you so?
- For PC or just console?
- Anime save your mortal soul?
- And can you teach me how to tech cancel?
- Well, I know it’s day one DLC
- With on-disk heroes that aren’t for free
- Rosters all recycled
- Games dead on arrival!
- I was a smelly virgin awkward teen
- With a pack of quarters and Fightin’ dreams
- Now its just a cashgrab scheme
- The day the mahvel died
- I started Postin’
- Bye, bye to you MVC:I
- Capcom shit the bed with all their faults in street fighter 5
- And reskining “functions” will not make me buy
- Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
- This'll be the day capcom dies
- Now, for ten years we waited for 3
- And it was pretty damn good to me
- Capcom’s not what it used to be
- When the base game was for you and me
- And not just an ad for the movie screen
- Or shilling the Competitive scene
- Oh and while Capcom was looking smug
- Dragonball pulled out the rug
- The Hypetrain had been killed
- While Combofiend just shilled!
- And while some would look up mix-up grabs
- And others practiced in the lab
- In fun crossovers about tags
- Until the mahvel died
- We were singin'
- Bye, bye to you MVC:I
- Capcom shit the bed with all their faults in street fighter 5
- And reskining “functions” will not make me buy
- Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
- This'll be the day capcom dies
- Jedah finally in a crossover
- Magneto’s jump got moved over to nova
- One step forward and 3 steps back
- Chun li’s foul face and no Logan
- Why was Gamora even chosen?
- The players think this game looks like ass
- “When’s DBZ” all the E3 viewers asked.
- Disney’s just as much to blame
- Two brand combined that have no shame
- We all walked out the door
- Cuz anime fighters have more!
- Embarassed by the penance stare
- The day one patch will not repair
- The hype became just shovelware
- The day the mahvel died
- We started postin’
- Bye, bye to you MVC:I
- Capcom shit the bed with all their faults in street fighter 5
- And reskining “functions” will not make me buy
- Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
- This'll be the day capcom dies
- The whole roster is the same
- On a console with no games
- With no time left to start again
- Level 3 has a punch, and maybe 2
- Followed by beam or big kaboom
- 'Cause MCU’s perlmutter only view
- Dubstep remix for capcoms side
- Not gonna take me for a little ride
- Dante’s a coons best friend
- When does the cringey story end?!
- And as Fiend shilled with all his might
- To light opinionated fights
- I saw Jedah laughing with delight
- The day the mahvel died
- He was postin’
- Bye, bye to you MVC:I
- Capcom shit the bed with all their faults in street fighter 5
- And reskining my “functions” will not make me buy
- Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
- This'll be the day capcom dies
- I’d see Maxamillion review
- To see if there was some good news
- Ghost Rider smiled and stared astray
- I went down to the local store
- Where I'd played the Marvel years before
- But the man there said the cabinet wouldn't play
- And in the streets the autists screamed
- Damage control, but was not redeemed
- What the fuck were they smokin’
- The gem stones all are broken
- And the three mains I admire most
- The footdive, scoops, and the Mango
- Ditched in place for Thanos
- The day the music died
- And they were singing
- Bye, bye to you MVC:I
- Capcom shit the bed with all their faults in street fighter 5
- And reskining my “functions” will not make me buy
- Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
- This'll be the day capcom dies
- They were singing
- Bye, bye to MVC:I
- All your bullshit business practices will not make me buy
- And DBZ fighters will have to satisfy
- Cause my mahvel has just died
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