A/N: Dont ask me. I didn't know where I was going with this either, I just write everything that comes into my head.



We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.
The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.

Frenchien enters the scene, but whats this? Waveboye is there too.

"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?"

"The time with the ?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, yes right"

"Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to"
"Yes my sweetness" said Waveboye, giving Frenchien a "special" kiss.
"Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it."
"It was pretty life changing."

So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.
In the beginning there was  its legendary power surrounded in mystery...


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Meanwhile, back in the future, Frenchien and Waveboye were enjoying each-other.
As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how- lets just say it involved fun sticks. Its certainly clear they were close.
Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.

Waveboye was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join her on her mid-doodle-bopping flashback, a flashback to our story in the present......
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This is a story about how Provincial,Waveboye and  all first met. It takes place in Paris Highschool before all the events, incidents and happenings happened..(A/N - In case anyone is worried, no one gets hurt in this story, so its safe to read)
In this story Frenchien is a jock, Provincial is a dork and   is the school pet.

We join our bros as they first check their school timetables.

"Oh look! we are all in the same class" said Waveboye.
"Yes. all of us. For all our classes" said Frenchie.
"That's quite a co-incidence!" said Waveboye.
"Not really. you see we all arrived at the exact same time, so it makes sense" said Frenchien.
"Who are you guys anyway?"
"Yo yo yo I am Wiese" said Wiese, pretending to be cool.
"Yo yo yo I am UwU" said UwU, who was actually really cool!
"Our next class is next" said Waveboye.
"I noticed. We should go together." said Frenchien.
So they did.

When they got to class they went in and went to their chairs.
The chairs were hard and made from wood. Probably hard wood.
They sat down on their chairs (different ones).
At that moment Provincial came into the class room.
"omg! look its Provincial " said Waveboye.
However, none of them knew Provincial or knew she was evil.  They were just another class member. No one suspected!

"Welcome class" said the teacher.The teacher was sexy, btw. All the teachers were sexy.
"Your first class, ever, is information technology. So open your books to page 86 and start learning."
Frenchien started learning intensely. His mind was filled with Information Technology.
Wiese was actually trying to learn stuff, but failing because they sucked hard.
Provincial looked like they were studying, but Frenchien knew they was clearly just faking it. Probably cheating. Yes, her was cheating at learning.

"Stop cheating!" said Frenchien
"Screw you!" said Provincial

 Teacher turned around sexily.

"Who said that?"
"Frenchien and Provincial did!" said Wiese, who was keen to grass people up. Because Wiese sucks.
"This is my final warning you two!" said Teacher.
Frenchien went back to his chemistry book to continue learning.


Provincial wasn't learning though. She was watching the teacher intently. Frenchien knew she was upto something. Something bad. Something evil.
Just then Frenchien noticed it.

"Teacher!" said Frenchien
"Dont interrupt"
"Bu."
"Dont interrupt!"
"Bu.."
"I am warning you Frenchien!"

Frenchien was helpless he couldn't stop it.
The teacher then sat down....straight on a giant pin!
"Ahhhh..." said the Teacher.
The rest of the class gasped. The teacher didn't get up, but instead cooly looked around.Still looking extremely sexy despite what just happened.

"Who did this?"
"Frenchien did sir" said Provincial.
"Bu..!"
"Thought so,he seemed to be causing trouble by interrupting me!
Frenchien goto the principle!"
"Bu.."
"NOW!"

"Nice one dad!" said Provincial.
"Thanks for telling me who did it son" said Teacher.

 Frenchien left for the principles office, depressed at the unfairness of the world.



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And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.

Frenchien and Waveboye were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.

"arg...that was good sex" said Waveboye.
"yes, yes it was" said Frenchien.
"You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self"
"yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.
Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock"

"And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"

"I love you Frenchien my irresistibleness".
"I love you too Waveboye -my better half.

And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.
Frenchien walked to the principles office. He never thought he would get into trouble so quickly. He was always a good boy. Except when he was a badboy. But that was less often these days.
How did this happen? How did he fall so far so fast?

Frenchien arrived at the door to the principles office and took a deep sigh.
He knocked slowly.
"Come in Frenchien" said the Principle. Who, like the teachers, was also pretty sexy. But Frenchien was depressed so didn't notice that

Frenchien wondered how the principle knew it was him , Frenchien.

"I knew it was you because my office has glass walls"
"oh, yes, that makes sense" said Frenchien, who remembered he should learn skills like this in future.
"Sit down" said the principle.
Frenchien sat down.
"Help yourself to a muffin" said the principle, gesturing to a small jar on his desk.
"ok" said Frenchien, who was puzzled, but also hungry and it was his favorite.
"So, Frenchien, I hear you have been naughty"
"yes sir"
"Have you?"
"what?"
"Well, you have never caused any trouble before. I know your a good kid"

Frenchien heart lifted. Could it be? For once he wasn't the victim of a crawl joke by the universe?

"sir...it was Provincial sir. I was only blamed because Teacher was Provincials dad"
"what?" said principle.
"I did not know this! It makes much more sense now"

The principle then called over the intercom for Provincial and her dad to come in.
"I hear you have both been very naughty!"
"Bu.." said Provincials dad and Provincial together.

"As punishment you both have too stay in after school detention for the next few years"

"Thats so unfair" said Provincials dad.
"I blame you for this Frenchien!" said Provincial!

"I'll get my revenge on you and the whole of Paris!"
She stormed out the room.
 Frenchien knew he hadn't seen the last of her.

And that, folks, was how it all began.

The end...of the beginning!