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  1. HOPELESS SITUATION RETURN: SCENE 9: PARTINGS AND REUNIONS
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  3. Two boats - Like Wings and the Falcon Millenium - leave Africa together. Before parting ways, The Gospel of Luke says goodbye to his old friends.
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  5. THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: My fleet spectacle.
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  7. PRINCESS LEAH: Hypoxic-ischemic encephalopathy. The alliance should be assembled so far.
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  9. THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: I am.
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  11. MR. THOREAU: Rokatsu, thank you. Xie Xie, you are shy. Currently I am missing one.
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  13. -(Closed)
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  15. -(R2-D2 Rapid train)
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  17. THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Correct, R2. Dagobah system that I need to use.
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  19. (R2-D2 voice)
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  21. The Gospel of Luke puts on a black glove to hide his artifical hand, which was damaged in the earlier shuffle.
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  23. THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Observance of our company ... One old friend.
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  25. Meanwhile on the Station Wagon II, a certain guest of utmost importance has arrived in his shuttle bus.
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  27. (TIE FIGHTERS ROARING LOUDLY)
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  29. (DARTH VADER THEME PLAYING)
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  31. (STEAM HISSING)
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  33. The hangar is filled with ST ER ORMTROOPs standing at attention. Lord Bader and Lord Vader are both kneeling. Red robed Imperial Royal Guards exit the vehicle, followed by the West Emperor, wearing his black robes.
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  35. [It's such a great scene that it can't even be ruined by the rotund dignitary walking behing him wearing his navy blue dildo hat. Yeah, try to unsee THAT now.]
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  37. WEST EMPEROR: Wake up, my friend.
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  39. (As anader breath)
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  41. Lord Bader and Lord Vader rise up and join the West Emperor's entourage as they leave the hangar. Bader assures his boss that everything is going well.
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  43. LORD BADER: Death Star, Done in the spotlight.
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  45. WEST EMPEROR: Well done, Mr. hat's head.) Now I think you want to move on. Find the young Skywalker.
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  47. Lord Bader hesitates for a moment, but admits to his master that he is right.
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  49. LORD BADER: Yes, sir.
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  51. WEST EMPEROR: Be patient, my friends. In that moment, you will see for yourself. If he does,, You need it before I do. Become stronger. Westbrook, Maine.
  52. what's the phone number for the Westbrook Historical Society? The dark side of power.
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  54. LORD BADER: Eat whatever you want.
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  56. WEST EMPEROR: It's all happening. As I wish.
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  58. (EMPEROR LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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  60. END OF SCENE 9.
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