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- Jump #330: Ghost Rider
- >The Fool, reversed: Apathy, negligence, and dangerous carelessness.
- Aw, you're just saying that because I'm going full Nic Cage for funsies.
- >Age: 22
- >Location: A Crossroads
- >Identity: Drop-In
- >Drawbacks: Scraping at the Door... (+100), Demonic Disturbances (+200), Picture A Flamethrower (+200)
- I'm not going to like the whole pissing fire thing, but... hell, I'm already pretty fucking metal thanks to Incredibles, so I'm going to take a video of me doing that while metal and put it on youtube. Just to see how many views I get. The whole demons-hunting-me thing, I'm less crazy about, admittedly... but I'll suck it up.
- >Shadows on the Wall (Free, Drop-In)
- Oh, I am going to have FUN with this. I'm going to have to meet someone in a funhouse and see to it that every mirror reflects a different alt form. Or better, walk down the street, and see to it that every light casts a different form's shadow.
- >Prince of Lies (Free, Drop-In)
- Well, this is already a known thing, but who am I to argue?
- >I Have No Soul To Burn (1300)
- With all the playing with souls that I can do, this seems like a very good idea, especially since I'll be going to places in the near future that can screw with my soul if I am not careful.
- >Deal with the Devil (1000, Drop-In)
- Oh, now this is nice. Transferring property, powers, intangible things... I wonder if I can get someone to trade away their hate toward something? "Here, kid, sign this and you'll find out that you LOVE the taste of brussels sprouts. Also I'll give you a dollar." "Gee, thanks, mister!"
- >I Can Still See The Light (400)
- This seems like a setting where this would be a very useful ability to have, and in fact is the only reason I took drawbacks. Though I had to shed a perk I wanted because I wasn't willing to endanger innocents. I already have plenty of holy magic, even augmented by other perks to be more effective, but being painful for demons to touch is amusing to me.
- >Spirited (100)
- Gotta get that force of will, if I hope to compete with the other Nic Cage.
- >Special: Faustian Bargain
- Oh, sweet, now my contracts are effective as retcons. The kid has ALWAYS loved brussels sprouts now.
- Alternate ending: I don't want your soul, Peter Parker. I want your love. I want your marriage.
- >Special: Saint
- Okay, it's absolutely hilarious that I am now officially painful for demons to LOOK at. I intend to use this to my advantage. Frequently. I'm pretty sure this won't apply to any ghost riders, though, because spirit of vengenance as opposed to actual evil.
- >Infernal Contract (0, Drop-In)
- Snap my fingers, and poof! Contract, ready to go. I mean, I already sort of did this the long way with the cultists I keep getting from Creepypasta, but this makes it even better.
- Day one: Wander about the city, watch some burning nutcase on a motorcycle tear up the city streets.
- Day two: Meet said nutcase because it's gonna be fucking hilarious, while he's at the police station.
- IT BEGINS.
- Motorcycle man! You have a visitor.
- >And just who are you?
- Aw, c'mon, man! Here I've been looking forward to talking to you. It's like looking in a mirror, only... not.
- >You're trying to mess with me, aren't you? Here's an idea, have you even been dragged to the fucking sidewalk and beaten 'til you pissed blood?
- No, just fire. I go to the bathroom and just... picture a flamethrower. It never just goes away, either.
- >What am I, a fucking retard, man? I know what this is.
- Well, killing me won't bring back the god damned honey. Besides, what you're looking for is right across the border from Mexico, little town called San--
- >Fuck Mexico. Someone's trying to kill me, man.
- Well lah de dah, I thought everybody loves Ricky Santoro.
- >That's not my name.
- It's not? Well, shit. Uh. Cameron Poe! No? Balthazar Blake? Shit. Jack Singer? Jack Campbell? Jack Halcombe? Am I getting warmer or colder? Come on, throw me a freakin' bone here.
- >Do... do you even know who I am?
- Of course! You're a police man.
- >What.
- You're a vampire?
- >Are you for real right now?
- You're a prickly pear!
- >Right, enough of this. GUARD!
- I've got ten years of hamming it up and I am going to enjoy every last minute of being Nic Cage, mostly because I can use it to screw with Nic Cage.
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