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Jump 330: Ghost Rider

Jan 29th, 2018
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  1. Jump #330: Ghost Rider
  2. >The Fool, reversed: Apathy, negligence, and dangerous carelessness.
  3. Aw, you're just saying that because I'm going full Nic Cage for funsies.
  4. >Age: 22
  5. >Location: A Crossroads
  6. >Identity: Drop-In
  7. >Drawbacks: Scraping at the Door... (+100), Demonic Disturbances (+200), Picture A Flamethrower (+200)
  8. I'm not going to like the whole pissing fire thing, but... hell, I'm already pretty fucking metal thanks to Incredibles, so I'm going to take a video of me doing that while metal and put it on youtube. Just to see how many views I get. The whole demons-hunting-me thing, I'm less crazy about, admittedly... but I'll suck it up.
  9. >Shadows on the Wall (Free, Drop-In)
  10. Oh, I am going to have FUN with this. I'm going to have to meet someone in a funhouse and see to it that every mirror reflects a different alt form. Or better, walk down the street, and see to it that every light casts a different form's shadow.
  11. >Prince of Lies (Free, Drop-In)
  12. Well, this is already a known thing, but who am I to argue?
  13. >I Have No Soul To Burn (1300)
  14. With all the playing with souls that I can do, this seems like a very good idea, especially since I'll be going to places in the near future that can screw with my soul if I am not careful.
  15. >Deal with the Devil (1000, Drop-In)
  16. Oh, now this is nice. Transferring property, powers, intangible things... I wonder if I can get someone to trade away their hate toward something? "Here, kid, sign this and you'll find out that you LOVE the taste of brussels sprouts. Also I'll give you a dollar." "Gee, thanks, mister!"
  17. >I Can Still See The Light (400)
  18. This seems like a setting where this would be a very useful ability to have, and in fact is the only reason I took drawbacks. Though I had to shed a perk I wanted because I wasn't willing to endanger innocents. I already have plenty of holy magic, even augmented by other perks to be more effective, but being painful for demons to touch is amusing to me.
  19. >Spirited (100)
  20. Gotta get that force of will, if I hope to compete with the other Nic Cage.
  21. >Special: Faustian Bargain
  22. Oh, sweet, now my contracts are effective as retcons. The kid has ALWAYS loved brussels sprouts now.
  23. Alternate ending: I don't want your soul, Peter Parker. I want your love. I want your marriage.
  24. >Special: Saint
  25. Okay, it's absolutely hilarious that I am now officially painful for demons to LOOK at. I intend to use this to my advantage. Frequently. I'm pretty sure this won't apply to any ghost riders, though, because spirit of vengenance as opposed to actual evil.
  26. >Infernal Contract (0, Drop-In)
  27. Snap my fingers, and poof! Contract, ready to go. I mean, I already sort of did this the long way with the cultists I keep getting from Creepypasta, but this makes it even better.
  28.  
  29. Day one: Wander about the city, watch some burning nutcase on a motorcycle tear up the city streets.
  30. Day two: Meet said nutcase because it's gonna be fucking hilarious, while he's at the police station.
  31.  
  32. IT BEGINS.
  33.  
  34. Motorcycle man! You have a visitor.
  35. >And just who are you?
  36. Aw, c'mon, man! Here I've been looking forward to talking to you. It's like looking in a mirror, only... not.
  37. >You're trying to mess with me, aren't you? Here's an idea, have you even been dragged to the fucking sidewalk and beaten 'til you pissed blood?
  38. No, just fire. I go to the bathroom and just... picture a flamethrower. It never just goes away, either.
  39. >What am I, a fucking retard, man? I know what this is.
  40. Well, killing me won't bring back the god damned honey. Besides, what you're looking for is right across the border from Mexico, little town called San--
  41. >Fuck Mexico. Someone's trying to kill me, man.
  42. Well lah de dah, I thought everybody loves Ricky Santoro.
  43. >That's not my name.
  44. It's not? Well, shit. Uh. Cameron Poe! No? Balthazar Blake? Shit. Jack Singer? Jack Campbell? Jack Halcombe? Am I getting warmer or colder? Come on, throw me a freakin' bone here.
  45. >Do... do you even know who I am?
  46. Of course! You're a police man.
  47. >What.
  48. You're a vampire?
  49. >Are you for real right now?
  50. You're a prickly pear!
  51. >Right, enough of this. GUARD!
  52.  
  53. I've got ten years of hamming it up and I am going to enjoy every last minute of being Nic Cage, mostly because I can use it to screw with Nic Cage.
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