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- https://www.adamsmith.org/blog/miscellaneous/the-tax-poem/
- https://www.amazon.com/Dare-Hunter-vengeance-heartbreak-enlightenment/dp/1493503065
- "Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed.
- Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
- Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!
- Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
- Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
- Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears.
- Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass.
- Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough.
- When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore.
- Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid.
- Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
- When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax."
- Building Permit Tax
- CDL License Tax
- Cigarette Tax
- Corporate Income Tax
- Dog License Tax
- Federal Income Tax (Fed)
- Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA)
- Fishing License Tax
- Food License Tax
- Fuel Permit Tax
- Gasoline Tax
- Hunting License Tax
- Inheritance Tax
- Inventory Tax
- IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
- IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
- Liquor Tax
- Luxury Tax
- Marriage License Tax
- Medicare Tax
- Property Tax
- Real Estate Tax
- Service charge Taxes
- Social Security Tax
- Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
- Sales Taxes
- Recreational Vehicle Tax
- School Tax
- State Income Tax
- State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
- Telephone Federal Excise Tax
- Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
- Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
- Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
- Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
- Telephone State and Local Tax
- Telephone Usage Charge Tax
- Utility Tax
- Vehicle License Registration Tax
- Vehicle Sales Tax
- Watercraft Registration Tax
- Well Permit Tax
- Workers Compensation Tax
- Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago.
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