gunslinger19: It's just a funeral in here.
Secrets: [cries]
gunslinger19: ssssshhh.
Secrets: It's just.. I never.. Really got to know him that.. well! Uuuhuhuhuhuh.. Uuuuuuuhuhhuhuhuh
gunslinger19: My friends... we gather here today to mourn the death of the chat.
Oni_Noquar: poor chat
gunslinger19: He was a joyful fellow, full of life, laughter, and sexual puns.
Secrets: [woman screaming] HE WAS TOO YOUNG! NOO! HE WAS TOO YOUNG!! [she gets pulled aside and taken home]
Secrets: [everyone appreciates her feelings]
Oni_Noquar: heheheeh
gunslinger19: Though he bore some immature tendacies, more often than not his mature side won over with logic and insults combined.
Secrets: [walks up to Oni and whispers] Please.. This is no time for laughter. This is a serious blow to some people okay?
Secrets: [returns to seat]
hadro55: Hey yallz
Oni_Noquar: *smiles quietly to herself*
hadro55: what
Secrets: Father..? May I..?
gunslinger19: I call upon a good friend of the chat to speak on the behalf of the chat. Alex?
Secrets: [quietly approaches the podium] Thank you Father.
gunslinger19: Be strong, son.
Secrets: [nods at you confidently]
hadro55: what are u doing
WhatArandomName: Shhh!
Secrets: Most of you here today are known as regulars.
Secrets: Some, newcomers.
Secrets: And others, one timers.
hadro55: kk
Secrets: But for those that knew The Singularity, The Sing, our dear friend... The Sing...
hadro55: what?
WhatArandomName: *Swallows past lump in throat*
Secrets: I think I speak for all of us when I say he lived a good, healthy life.
Oni_Noquar: *takes a tissue out of her pocket*
Secrets: This is not an easy time for us.
Secrets: It's a time of passing, a time of new beginnings.
Secrets: The Singularity took a good firm grip in a place our hearts and its strength alone has consistently held the place.
Secrets: And even though now he has died and that strength has withered, we all know that a mark has been left and shall never be touched.
Secrets: From the early days, the days of chaos and rioting to the newer days, calmer and more peaceful... Compared to the earlier days.
Secrets: [turns to coffin]
WhatArandomName: *Pointed glance at some people*
Secrets: Thank you good sir for being there when I needed you most. And here is a token of my appreciation to you whilst you move on to a better life.
Secrets: [places my first badge on the coffin]
Secrets: [turns to the people]
Secrets: Thank you.
batillion223: hey guys im ba-oh..sorry
Secrets: [a tear forms as I return to my seat]
gunslinger19: Thank you, Alex.
railfun: If I may speak a word?
Oni_Noquar: *hands secrets a tissue*
Secrets: [takes tissue and thanks you quietly and wipes away the tears]
WhatArandomName: *Runs out.* "I can't watch anymore...!
gunslinger19: Feel free, child. Anyone is allowed to speak here today, if they wish.
railfun: I've known the Singularity for a long time, nearly 3 years. Though we've not always had the closest relationship, it was always there for me.
railfun: I've seen other friends come, and go. All the same, the Singularity stood. When I had homework every night in high school, I could not visit as often as usual.
railfun: Still, it was here for me when I returned.
railfun: Not judging, but always loving. I saw it suffer through trolls and I saw its euphoria in deep conversation. The Singularity brought the best out of everyone it knew.
railfun: It pains me deeply to see its passing. Yet its effects will linger. Not just in our hearts and minds, but in the relationships we forged in its presence.
railfun: [sits]
hgroovy: ... gayest thing ever...
gunslinger19: Well said.
Secrets: Poor timing gun.
gunslinger19: Is there anyone else who would like to speak?
hgroovy: hopefully not
Secrets: [approaches rail and thanks him for the speach]
SoulLimiter: What?
gunslinger19: Speak now, if you would.
Kori: moar leik
Kori: imspeach
Secrets: Kori.. Please..
Secrets: This is a place of restfulness.
Secrets: We're mourning the dead.
gunslinger19: Very well. We will now move on to the visiting.
Secrets: Is there anything you wish to say on behalf of the death of The Sing?
SoulLimiter: Who is The Sing. o.o...
gunslinger19: The Sing, more commonly known as the Singularity.
SoulLimiter: Ahh..
gunslinger19: Colloquially referred to as "the chat".
gunslinger19: Moving along...
Secrets: Father? I think it's best.. [catches breath] best we move on.
gunslinger19: indeed.
gunslinger19: You may now pay respects to the departed. Please approach the altar, one party at a time.
SoulLimiter: *Stays in the back* =T
SoulLimiter: Don't see how The Sing died. >_>
Secrets: I've already given him my parting gift.
gunslinger19: ...My god. He's right!
Secrets: [puts my hand on Souls shoulder] The Sing moves in mysterious ways Soul, sometimes, we just have to accept it and move with them.
gunslinger19: No! It lives! It's a miracle!
gunslinger19: *crosses heart*
Secrets: It.. It does?
SoulLimiter: Hmph.. *Walks away*
gunslinger19: Look at it, child! It stirs!
Secrets: [jumps on the coffin and pulls out my katana]
Secrets: God dammit... Why.. won't you.. die!?!?
gunslinger19: O.O
Secrets: [stabs the coffin multiple times]
Oni_Noquar: heheheheheh
Secrets: You destroyed my life!
Secrets: My.. My everything!
gunslinger19: By god, have you gone mad!? *punches Alex*
SoulLimiter: *Looks back over my shoulder* No that was me...
Secrets: And you still.. Won't.. [sobs] die.. [cries hard]
Secrets: [drives my sword through gun's leg]
Secrets: And you!
Secrets: You.. You hit me!?
gunslinger19: AAAAAAAIIIIEE!!!
Secrets: After everything!
Kori: You can't kill the singularity without killing yourself, Alex
Kori: GIVE UP
Secrets: You stood up for The Sing!
SoulLimiter: *Continues to walk and sighs*
Secrets: Ko-.. Kori.. What do you mean!?
gunslinger19: My leg! THE BLOOD!
Kori: You're fighting an unwinnable fight
batillion223: -unseathes Masamune-
Secrets: Oh shut up old man!
Kori: The Sing is unstoppable
batillion223: Alex, we shall duel
Secrets: This is not unwinnable Kori!
gunslinger19: *sobs*
Secrets: I can beat it!
Kori: It's hopeless, Alex
Kori: GIVE UP
Secrets: bat.. don't get involved.
Secrets: This is my mission and mine alone!
Secrets: NO KORI!
Secrets: I WON'T!
batillion223: -stabs gun's other leg-
Kori: DAMMIT ALEX
Kori: YOU'LL DIE
batillion223: I JUST GOT INVOLVED!
Kori: DONT DO THIS
Secrets: Do you realise what it's done to me!?
gunslinger19: AAAACK -
MysticMania: -
Secrets: Tell me Kori!
Kori: PLEASE ALEX ;-;
MysticMania: -
Secrets: Tell me how!?
Kori: I DON'T KNOW
Kori: -sob-
MysticMania: -_____________-
batillion223: Because
Secrets: [throws the coffin aside]
batillion223: Your soul has been bonded with the singularity alex
Secrets: This ends now!
SoulLimiter: Psychotic....
gunslinger19: *passes out from blood loss*
Secrets: My.. soul?
Kori: if you kill it
Kori: You'll die
batillion223: YOu cannot win without destroying yourself!
Kori: If you die
Secrets: I... That.. Makes.. Sense..
Kori: You shall kill it
Secrets: [holds the sword to my heart]
Kori: Alex
Kori: DONT DO IT
Secrets: Maybe.. This is the only way.
Kori: no
Kori: no please don't
batillion223: Dont do it!
Oni_Noquar: secrets would you rather have some cake
Secrets: [falls to my knees]
Kori: ALEX
Secrets: This..
Secrets: It's time.
batillion223: -shoots sword out of alex's hand-
Kori: dammit bati you're ruining it
Secrets: [watches my sword fly away]
batillion223: >.>
Secrets: NO!
batillion223: thats my job
Secrets: Don't you know what you've done!?
gunslinger19: *gets up* damn, I didn't even see him draw.
Secrets: [falls to the floor sobbing]
batillion223: No, not really
SoulLimiter: *Turns around and watches* ...
Kori: -sob-
gunslinger19: I mean darn.
Kori: we're all doomed
Secrets: LOOK!
MrHunk: wuts up
Secrets: [essence of the Sing is seeping out of the coffin]
Secrets: It's going to kill us all!
batillion223: Also seeks, i just wanted to give you this
Kori: What?!
batillion223: -hands Zwiehander-
Secrets: And the doors! It's.. IT'S ALREADY BLOCKED THEM!
batillion223: less mess to clean up
Oni_Noquar: *hands secrets some poisoned cake*
Kori: WE'RE SCREWED
Kori: Alex
Kori: We're going to die
Kori: ;-;
Secrets: [takes sword and throws cake aside]
Secrets: Sorry Oni.
gunslinger19: My legs... hurt...
Secrets: Not this time.
batillion223: -slowly fades into essence-
SoulLimiter: *Throws a knife at the cake* ....
batillion223: muahahahaha
Secrets: [drives my sword through Oni's hand]
Secrets: Enough of your cake]
Secrets: [Essence has formed in to a demon.
Oni_Noquar: *laughs* you idiot that cake would have killed you and saved us all
gunslinger19: Help... Somebody...
Kori: why
Kori: WWWHHHHYYYYYYY
Secrets: [stamps my foot on gun's arm]
Secrets: Shut up old man.
Secrets: Now's the time to tell us how to defeat this evil.
SoulLimiter: *Walks and gets near Kori* Okay, I'm lost...
batillion223: -suffocates gun-
gunslinger19: MMMmmmrph!
Secrets: [pushes bat off]
Secrets: Get off of him you fool!
Secrets: We need him!
gunslinger19: *gasp*
gunslinger19: ...sorry...
gunslinger19: *dies*
Secrets: NO!
Kori: GUN
Kori: the essence, alex
Secrets: GRAARGH [cuts off guns head]
Kori: it lives
Kori: within
Kori: you
Kori: ./death
Secrets: [throws his head at the essence]
Secrets: Why is it me that has to die!?
SoulLimiter: *Pokes Kori* Yeah.. ignore the only one who is sane...
gunslinger19: *spectral tones* WAIT.
Secrets: [looks up] Gun?
gunslinger19: THERE IS A WAY TO STOP THE SINGULARITY.
Secrets: Tell me!
batillion223: -draws .44 magnum-
gunslinger19: IN ORDER TO KILL THE SINGULARITY...
batillion223: -bang headshot on gun-
dlhundley: this doll has so many ninja stars on him, he looks like a porcupine
gunslinger19: *has no body*
batillion223: >:)
batillion223: wait...
Secrets: God dammit bat!?
Secrets: [slashes your hand off]
gunslinger19: YOU MUST DIE.
Secrets: Will you stop that!
Secrets: Wait whut..
batillion223: -sword passes through-
gunslinger19: EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
Secrets: For god sake.
Secrets: I got a better idea.
batillion223: IM ALREADY DEAD YOU ASS!
batillion223: brb
Secrets: How about... We all give ourselves codenames and jump inside him and talk a lot?
Secrets: That sound good?
SoulLimiter: Yea- no... *Leaves*
gunslinger19: THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER WAY.
gunslinger19: YOU MUST GO...
dlhundley: I am going to cut a brick wall in half with a sword
gunslinger19: TO RP Serious AND RAID ITS INHABITANTS.
SoulLimiter: *Paces around* ....
gunslinger19: (heh. I sure sound spooky.)
Secrets: Hey guys, I got this little device called a Kongregate.
gunslinger19: THIS IS THE VOICE OF GOD.
Secrets: What if we lock it inside?
Kori: it will work, secerts
Kori: but not forever
Secrets: It'll have to do!
Secrets: Let's go!
Kori: It my happen in 10 years
Secrets: I'll hold it up, Kori, you push it in!
Kori: or 20 years
Kori: Or a few months from now
Kori: alright
SoulLimiter: *Kicks Kori* ....
gunslinger19: *Steps out from behind curtain* Okay, that's enough spooky talk.
Secrets: [holds up Kongregate]
Secrets: Do it now!
Kori: -runs towards essence-
Kori: -pushes-
Kori: its
Kori: moving
Kori: -almost there-
Secrets: [pushes forward to suck it all in]
SoulLimiter: Gunslinger, come here...
gunslinger19: Yeah, I - wait, what?
Kori: ITS IN
Kori: WE DID IT
Secrets: [closes lid]
Kori: ALEX
gunslinger19: No, DON"T
Secrets: WE GOT IT!
Secrets: WOOO!!!
gunslinger19: ...
gunslinger19: *groooooaaaan*
Secrets: And so dawns the era of The Singularity.
Kori: An era of peace and prosperity
Kori: ./obligatory