Even more incorrect quotes i guess

Xerxes: We have your son.
Daniel: But we don't have a son?
Xerxes: Then who just asked us for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Daniel: Oh my god, you have Jack!

Zora: Isn't it weird that we have to pay to see people?
Ranthael: Are we talking about prostitution?
Zora: Glasses, Ranthael. Glasses...

Teruchi: I’m finally coming home after my three month trip. So, you know what I'm getting tonight.
Teruchi: Yelled at. I'm gonna get yelled at.

Zora: I... I’ve been living a lie.
Teruchi: Just one? I’m living like twenty.

Luna: My husband is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Angel: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Jax: Tackle him.
Itsuki: Dump him.
Jack: Kick him in the shin.
Kaj: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Zora: My dad has a folder on his computer labelled “cool dads” and it’s just full of pictures of himself.

Denzia: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Jack: What if it bites me and it dies?
Letro: That means you’re poisonous. By the gods Jack learn to listen.
Luna: What if it bites itself and I die?
Starr: It’s voodoo.
Kaze: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Tiamat: That’s correlation, not causation.
Kaj: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Serafina: That’s kinky.

Kaze: Teruchi, apologize to Daniel!
Teruchi: Fine.
Teruchi: Unfuck you or whatever.

Angel: Do you want to know your gay name?
Kaze: My… gay name???
Angel: It’s your first name—
Kaze: Ha, very funny—
Angel, getting down on one knee:—And my last name.
Kaze: HOLY SHIT.

Sunitha: I like that we say “Oh man” to express disappointment. Because men are disappointing.

Zora: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.