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  1. SERVER MESSAGE: A new thermometer has just gone live featuring two new special evolutions for the Evolution Stone! Check out the Golden Goose and the Mooshroom!
  2. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, has joined the game!
  3. '...I'm taking this spot.'
  4. [MumuPikachu] has joined the game!
  5. 'Procastinator Scratches Asmo's Severed Balls'
  6. [slay] has joined the game!
  7. [MumuPikachu] says: ok this
  8. [MumuPikachu] says: bully hashtag
  9. [xRue] has joined the game!
  10. [MumuPikachu] says: is making me play with her
  11. [JSociety] has joined the game!
  12. [#strawberry] has joined the game!
  13. [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] has joined the game!
  14. [xRue] says: are we gucci
  15. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: ...i think unless the game fills up?
  16. [xRue] says: there will be A LOT
  17. [xRue] says: going on
  18. [xRue] says: but im down
  19. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: i didnt start bgo yesterday
  20. [xRue] says: i never said this
  21. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: s-sorry
  22. [xRue] says: when did you start
  23. [xRue] says: i started in 2014
  24. [xRue] says: but thats no accomplishment i stopped playing for like 3 years
  25. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: ...um
  26. [xRue] says: nice
  27. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: i dont remmeber hold on
  28. [xRue] says: go to your profile i literally just did for the first time im fucking dumb as shit
  29. [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: I was probably playing this before you even born
  30. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: May 11th, 2018
  31. [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: fucking noobs
  32. [xRue] says: yeet
  33. [#strawberry] says: wow
  34. [#strawberry] says: you're new
  35. [xRue] says: i was born 18 years ago you nigger
  36. [#strawberry] says: new in my mind anyway
  37. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: ..heh
  38. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: want me to start?
  39. [#strawberry] says: yes
  40. [xRue] says: yes
  41. It's winter! Maybe there's gonna be snow soon...
  42. Party Time activated! Everyone receives donator rewards and all donator classes are activated!
  43. Everyone has received 20 Rupees!
  44. My Achievements
  45. Players with an account can obtain achievements in this game!
  46. fuzzygreen donated 21 euros and receives the Donator Horn!
  47. MumuPikachu donated 117 euros and receives the Donator Horn and the Sound Blaster 10,000 Deluxe!
  48. xRue donated 9 euros and receives the Donator Horn!
  49. Players donated €147 in total so this game includes the rewards up to €147!
  50. Let the games begin!
  51. [xRue] may start!
  52. [xRue] says: nice
  53. [xRue] rolled 5.
  54. [slay] chose the Skeleton Tombstone.
  55. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  56. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  57. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, honks her Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  58. [xRue] chose the Mossy Tombstone.
  59. [xRue] became a sneaky Saboteur.
  60. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: mumu
  61. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: do u think im popular in a bad way?
  62. Jukebox: Rooster Teeth - Game Fails Rap
  63. A pig fell on Saboteur [xRue]'s head, who crawled 3 spaces back.
  64. [#strawberry] says: i'm not mumu but yes
  65. [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: ugh
  66. [JSociety] chose the Lannister Lion Tombstone.
  67. [JSociety] rolled 7.
  68. [JSociety] became a righteous Paladin.
  69. Saboteur [xRue]'s free Sound Blaster: 'Back off man, I'm a scientist.'
  70. Saboteur [xRue] honks their Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  71. Saboteur [xRue] honks their Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  72. Saboteur [xRue] honks their Donator Horn: HONK HONK!
  73. Paladin [JSociety] didn't enter the ACME Shop.
  74. [slay] says: lol are you the one who had that drama in the lobby a few days ago
  75. [#strawberry] says: i'd know a thing or two about being infamous
  76. [#strawberry] rolled 6.
  77. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: which one
  78. Saboteur [xRue] says: why are you ughing miss kawaii
  79. Saboteur [xRue] says: uwu so kawaii desuwuw
  80. [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: Did you just assume my gender you cis male scum
  81. [#strawberry] became a clever Merchant.
  82. Merchant [#strawberry] got infected with Gonorrhea.
  83. [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rolled 10.
  84. [slay] says: idk something about being annoying and putting something on your profile about how everyone hates you
  85. Saboteur [xRue] says: did you assume my gender back at me
  86. [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] became a wild Druid.
  87. Saboteur [xRue] says: how dare you
  88. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: that was... about a week ago?
  89. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] got infected with Malaria.
  90. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rolled 7.
  91. [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, became a deadly Assassin.
  92. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, pulled the Lever, which opened a gate...
  93. ...and got dragged back 12 spaces by a herd of buffaloes!
  94. [slay] says: o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh
  95. Merchant [#strawberry] says: i didn't read the settings oops
  96. [MumuPikachu] rolled 9.
  97. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: rue just harassed me in my pms
  98. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: screencapped
  99. Saboteur [xRue] says: oh yeah
  100. Saboteur [xRue] says: sure i did
  101. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: twitter is gonna EXPLODE once I post this
  102. Saboteur [xRue] says: no one even KNOWS m
  103. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, whispers: mumu?
  104. Saboteur [xRue] says: OK
  105. Saboteur [xRue] says: I HAVE BEEN OFF THE GRID FOR YEARS
  106. [MumuPikachu] became a mystical Sorceress.
  107. To fuzzygreen: yes ?
  108. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] entered the deadly pyramid.
  109. Saboteur [xRue] says: twitter wont say shit
  110. Merchant [#strawberry] says: bully
  111. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] died in the Pyramid.
  112. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: That's what you say
  113. [slay] rolled 9.
  114. Saboteur [xRue] says: i dont even have twitter
  115. Merchant [#strawberry] chose the Strawberry Marsmallow Dice.
  116. [slay] became a mad Alchemist.
  117. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: You WILL lose money over this
  118. Alchemist [slay] found some Cocaine.
  119. ***Reinforcements have arrived!***
  120. Merchant [#strawberry] says: LOL
  121. Saboteur [xRue] says: i have 20 bucks for weed and thats it lmao
  122. Saboteur [xRue] says: so i wont lose shit
  123. Saboteur [xRue] rolled 5.
  124. Saboteur [xRue] shifts spaces with Alchemist [slay].
  125. Saboteur [xRue] says: but maybe my sobriety
  126. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, whispers: im scared..
  127. Jukebox: Pokemon Pinball Ruby & Sapphire - Duskull Stage
  128. To fuzzygreen: about drama ?
  129. Saboteur [xRue] waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Paladin [JSociety] clicked for Saboteur [xRue])
  130. Saboteur [xRue] received a Teleporter.
  131. Saboteur [xRue] stood at a crossroads.
  132. Saboteur [xRue] says: bro
  133. Saboteur [xRue] says: bro i had just
  134. Saboteur [xRue] says: clicked
  135. Saboteur [xRue] says: bro
  136. Saboteur [xRue] went to the ACME Shop.
  137. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, whispers: i dont know whats going on.. *hugs tightly*
  138. Saboteur [xRue] bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
  139. Paladin [JSociety] says: couldn't resist SORRY
  140. Saboteur [xRue] says: yeah im SURE
  141. To fuzzygreen: -pats-
  142. Paladin [JSociety] rolled 7.
  143. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, whispers: i dont like this...
  144. Paladin [JSociety] received a Tractor Beam.
  145. Paladin [JSociety] stood at a crossroads.
  146. Paladin [JSociety] went to the Time Machine.
  147. Saboteur [xRue] says: you just needed to put that useless teleporter in my inv
  148. Paladin [JSociety] used the Time Machine...
  149. ...and ended up in the Future.
  150. Paladin [JSociety] learned how to use The Force from Yado.
  151. Merchant [#strawberry] rolled 3.
  152. Merchant [#strawberry] received an Explosive Sheep.
  153. Merchant [#strawberry] stood at a crossroads.
  154. Merchant [#strawberry] went to the Pirate Ship.
  155. Merchant [#strawberry] was redirected to the brothel.
  156. Merchant [#strawberry] got infected with Gonorrhea.
  157. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rolled 6.
  158. Jukebox: Klonoa 2 OST - Farewell Again
  159. Merchant [#strawberry] says: is it bad
  160. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] bought Malaria medicine and was cured.
  161. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rolled 7.
  162. Paladin [JSociety] says: teleporter can be useful :D
  163. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, received a Signal Jammer.
  164. Merchant [#strawberry] says: that i don't like this game as much as i did when i was new
  165. Saboteur [xRue] says: sometimes
  166. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
  167. Saboteur [xRue] says: i never do it right
  168. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] likes being dead. (1)
  169. Saboteur [xRue] says: its not bad
  170. Saboteur [xRue] says: stuff changed
  171. Alchemist [slay] rolled 7.
  172. Alchemist [slay] received a Teleporter.
  173. Alchemist [slay] stood at a crossroads.
  174. Merchant [#strawberry] says: i just loved the strategy and stuff
  175. Saboteur [xRue] says: its not as fun without a party on skype of everyone you're playing with
  176. Alchemist [slay] went to the Bank.
  177. Alchemist [slay] took out a life insurance.
  178. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  179. Players are no longer Disarmed!
  180. Teleportation device locked on target.
  181. Alchemist [slay] is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  182. Paladin [JSociety] charged his Hammer with holy might.
  183. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
  184. - [xRue]'s Hand Grenade
  185. - [xRue]'s Shield, which knocked her unconscious.
  186. - [xRue]'s Teleporter, which accidentally locked on her. [xRue] still has the remote!
  187. - [JSociety]'s Holy Hammer
  188. - [JSociety]'s Skinning Knife, which cut her throat. [fuzzygreen] died.
  189. - [slay]'s Teleporter Activator
  190. - [MumuPikachu]'s Gun
  191. - [#strawberry]'s Explosive Sheep
  192. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got killed by a Hand Grenade!
  193. Merchant [#strawberry] got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  194. Saboteur [xRue] got knocked 11 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  195. Paladin [JSociety] got knocked 7 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  196. Alchemist [slay] got knocked 7 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  197. - [#strawberry]'s Hand Grenade, which exploded on impact!
  198. - [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s Explosive Sheep
  199. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, was dead and did not become incapacitated.
  200. Alchemist [slay] melted his Broken Glass to reduce his Concoct cooldown by 3 and to increase his options to 6.
  201. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: The memes aren't as fresh as they used to be
  202. Saboteur [xRue] skipped a turn.
  203. Paladin [JSociety] skipped a turn.
  204. Merchant [#strawberry] skipped a turn.
  205. Merchant [#strawberry] felt really sick because of her Gonorrhea. Merchant [#strawberry]'s turn ended.
  206. Alchemist [slay] concocted a Flask Of Mojo.
  207. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] cast Entangling Roots on Alchemist [slay].
  208. Alchemist [slay] drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
  209. Saboteur [xRue] used their Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on themself.
  210. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: We need more dabbing
  211. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: and politics
  212. Merchant [#strawberry] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  213. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 1 space forward!
  214. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] soared 4 spaces forwards.
  215. Saboteur [xRue] teleported to Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,.
  216. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rolled 8.
  217. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] received an Explosive Sheep.
  218. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] released his Explosive Sheep backward.
  219. Merchant [#strawberry] purchased an Easy Button for 10 Rupees.
  220. Merchant [#strawberry] pressed her Easy Button and gained the Ni! skill!
  221. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] voted in the poll.
  222. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] stood at a crossroads.
  223. Alchemist [slay] attracted Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled 10 spaces back.
  224. Saboteur [xRue] charged their Dark Wand with Cursed Wounds!
  225. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] went to the Academy of Adventure.
  226. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] entered the Academy Of Adventure.
  227. Paladin [JSociety] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  228. Saboteur [xRue] used their Dark Wand to curse Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, with Cursed Wounds!
  229. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] subscribed to the Spelunking course.
  230. Saboteur [xRue] lassoed Sorceress [MumuPikachu] successfully!
  231. Alchemist [slay] is gonna use his Diss Card: Steal Monies.
  232. Merchant [#strawberry] says: there's a lot of backfighting and stuff
  233. Saboteur [xRue] says: hi :)
  234. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, is still dead. (1)
  235. Merchant [#strawberry] says: i mean there was backfighting then
  236. Saboteur [xRue] says: the reason ive gatheredyou all here today
  237. Merchant [#strawberry] says: but it's even worse now
  238. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] is safely tucked underground. (2)
  239. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
  240. Saboteur [xRue] used Sabotage to make Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,'s Explosive Sheep Highly Flammable.
  241. Saboteur [xRue] started tinkering with their Poison and their Dark Wand.
  242. Alchemist [slay] skipped a turn.
  243. Entangling Roots shot up from space 21!
  244. Alchemist [slay] got Rooted!
  245. Merchant [#strawberry] got Rooted!
  246. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] had Root Immunity!
  247. Paladin [JSociety] got Rooted!
  248. Saboteur [xRue] tinkered with their items to create a Space Fluctuator!
  249. Saboteur [xRue] knocked all other players 3 spaces forward.
  250. Merchant [#strawberry] didn't move because she was Rooted.
  251. Paladin [JSociety] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  252. Alchemist [slay] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  253. Saboteur [xRue] knocked all other players 3 spaces forward.
  254. Alchemist [slay] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  255. Merchant [#strawberry] didn't move because she was Rooted.
  256. Paladin [JSociety] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  257. Saboteur [xRue] knocked all other players 2 spaces forward.
  258. Alchemist [slay] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  259. Paladin [JSociety] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  260. Merchant [#strawberry] didn't move because she was Rooted.
  261. Saboteur [xRue] used Hinder to knock Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] 5 spaces back!
  262. Saboteur [xRue] used Hinder to Blind Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]!
  263. Saboteur [xRue] used Hinder to set Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] on Fire!
  264. Saboteur [xRue] used Hinder to Disarm Paladin [JSociety] for 1 turn!
  265. Saboteur [xRue] rolled 7.
  266. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: excuse me
  267. Saboteur [xRue] shifts spaces with Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,.
  268. Saboteur [xRue] says: you're welcome
  269. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: excUSE me
  270. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: I don't think you want to do that
  271. Jukebox: Isosine - Radioactive Swimming Pools
  272. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] is gonna use his Diss Card: Death.
  273. Saboteur [xRue] did nothing at the Bank.
  274. Paladin [JSociety] rolled 3.
  275. Paladin [JSociety] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  276. Paladin [JSociety] rolled 9.
  277. Paladin [JSociety] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  278. Saboteur [xRue] says: fucc
  279. Paladin [JSociety] is no longer Disarmed.
  280. JSociety had a Roll Streak of 2!
  281. Merchant [#strawberry] is gonna use her Diss Card: Death.
  282. Saboteur [xRue] says: im gonna die
  283. Saboteur [xRue] knocked all other players 2 spaces forward.
  284. Alchemist [slay] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  285. Merchant [#strawberry] didn't move because she was Rooted.
  286. Paladin [JSociety] joined the Indians!
  287. Paladin [JSociety] entered the Indian village and received a Bow & Arrows.
  288. Saboteur [xRue] is going to the Magic Shop!
  289. Saboteur [xRue] says: dontkill me dont kill me dont kill me
  290. Merchant [#strawberry] shouted 'Ni!' at Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV].
  291. Saboteur [xRue] knocked all other players 4 spaces forward.
  292. Alchemist [slay] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  293. Merchant [#strawberry] didn't move because she was Rooted.
  294. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: Give me one reason
  295. Paladin [JSociety] missed the target with a bow.
  296. Alchemist [slay] transmuted his Cocaine and gained 5 Rupees.
  297. Saboteur [xRue] says: i called you kawaii desu
  298. Merchant [#strawberry] rolled 6.
  299. Merchant [#strawberry] didn't move because she was Rooted.
  300. Saboteur [xRue] says: i honored your title
  301. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: That is true
  302. Merchant [#strawberry] entered the Magic Shop.
  303. Merchant [#strawberry] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  304. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: Okay I won't kill you
  305. Saboteur [xRue] says: but i did
  306. Merchant [#strawberry] charged her Light Wand with Mass Energize at the Magic Shop.
  307. Merchant [#strawberry] used her Light Wand to cast Mass Energize. Everyone had all their skill cooldowns reset!
  308. Saboteur [xRue] says: fuck your shit up
  309. Merchant [#strawberry] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  310. Paladin [JSociety] charged his Hammer with holy might.
  311. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rolled 6.
  312. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rolled 7.
  313. Saboteur [xRue] used Sabotage to make Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s Wildcard: Shops Highly Flammable.
  314. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  315. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s Parachute burned in the Fire.
  316. VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV had a Roll Streak of 2!
  317. Paladin [JSociety] threw his Holy Hammer at Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV], who became incapacitated.
  318. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] learned the Spelunking feat.
  319. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,'s Hammer lost the Holy Hammer effect.
  320. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, is safely tucked underground. (2)
  321. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] got resurrected!
  322. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Alchemist [slay].
  323. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Merchant [#strawberry].
  324. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward, away from Paladin [JSociety].
  325. Alchemist [slay] concocted a flask of Holy Water.
  326. Saboteur [xRue] says: i cant wait to LOSE again
  327. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] received an Explosive Sheep.
  328. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] stood at a crossroads.
  329. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] went to the Jungle.
  330. Alchemist [slay] is gonna use his Diss Card: Knockback.
  331. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought a Banana at the Jungle Shop.
  332. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought a Fish at the Jungle Shop.
  333. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought a Coconut at the Jungle Shop.
  334. Paladin [JSociety] shot an arrow at Sorceress [MumuPikachu], but missed.
  335. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: same
  336. Paladin [JSociety] shot Sorceress [MumuPikachu] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  337. Alchemist [slay] rolled 3.
  338. Alchemist [slay] didn't move because he was Rooted.
  339. Paladin [JSociety] used The Force to knock Sorceress [MumuPikachu] 6 spaces backward.
  340. Alchemist [slay] used his Improbability Device and feels hungry!
  341. Saboteur [xRue] says: youre winning
  342. Saboteur [xRue] rolled 6.
  343. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: I always lose when I get the lead at first
  344. Saboteur [xRue] shifts spaces with Sorceress [MumuPikachu].
  345. Saboteur [xRue] shifts spaces with Merchant [#strawberry].
  346. Saboteur [xRue] shifts spaces with Paladin [JSociety].
  347. Alchemist [slay] ate Sorceress [MumuPikachu]. WACKA WACKA!
  348. Alchemist [slay] received 15 bonus Rupees!
  349. Saboteur [xRue] entered the Magic Shop.
  350. Saboteur [xRue] bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  351. Saboteur [xRue] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  352. Merchant [#strawberry] says: i'm losing hard
  353. Saboteur [xRue] charged their Light Wand with Mass Energize at the Magic Shop.
  354. Saboteur [xRue] started tinkering with their Space Fluctuator and their Dark Wand.
  355. Saboteur [xRue] tinkered with their items to create a Gun!
  356. Saboteur [xRue] used their Light Wand to cast Mass Energize. Everyone had all their skill cooldowns reset!
  357. Merchant [#strawberry] went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  358. Paladin [JSociety] rolled 10.
  359. Saboteur [xRue] used Sabotage to make Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s Sheep Activator Highly Flammable.
  360. Jukebox: MC 900 Ft. Jesus - Adventures In Failure
  361. Paladin [JSociety] found a Hookshot.
  362. Alchemist [slay] concocted a Cup Of Tea.
  363. Merchant [#strawberry] rolled 9.
  364. Alchemist [slay] transmuted his Cup Of Tea and gained 7 Rupees.
  365. Paladin [JSociety] charged his Hammer with holy might.
  366. Merchant [#strawberry]'s diss card killed Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV].
  367. Saboteur [xRue] says: SORRY ily
  368. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: see
  369. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] is still dead. (1)
  370. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, is back alive!
  371. Saboteur [xRue] says: i dont use my skills my skills use ME
  372. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, stood at a crossroads.
  373. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, teleported to Paladin [JSociety].
  374. Paladin [JSociety] smacked Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, back 24 spaces with his Holy Hammer!
  375. Merchant [#strawberry] says: i mean
  376. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  377. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, smacked Alchemist [slay] back 7 spaces with her Hammer.
  378. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, smacked Sorceress [MumuPikachu] back 6 spaces with her Hammer.
  379. Alchemist [slay] failed to find a living player on his space to eat with Pacman.
  380. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, went to the Brothel.
  381. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, disgusted a hooker and went back 11 spaces.
  382. Paladin [JSociety] aimed his Hookshot forward, hit Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] and moved to space 46.
  383. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] reincarnated as a Dog.
  384. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  385. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, is gonna use her Improbability Device.
  386. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used her puppy eyes and gained 2 karma.
  387. Saboteur [xRue] is gonna use their Gun.
  388. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, threw her Hand Grenade to space 4.
  389. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got knocked 6 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  390. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  391. Alchemist [slay] rolled 4.
  392. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, activates her Signal Jammer. The Signal Jam makes controllers malfunction when used for 2 rounds!
  393. Alchemist [slay] used his Diss Card: Steal Monies on Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] and stole 7 Rupees.
  394. Saboteur [xRue] rolled 6.
  395. Saboteur [xRue]'s Life Shield wore off.
  396. Saboteur [xRue] aimed a gun at Merchant [#strawberry].
  397. Saboteur [xRue] says: RUN
  398. Merchant [#strawberry] ran 15 spaces...
  399. ...and escaped from Saboteur [xRue]'s bullets.
  400. Merchant [#strawberry] set Alchemist [slay] on Fire and knocked him back 3 spaces with her Torch.
  401. Saboteur [xRue] says: I WONT HESITATE BITCH
  402. Alchemist [slay] ate Sorceress [MumuPikachu]. WACKA WACKA!
  403. Alchemist [slay] received 20 bonus Rupees!
  404. Paladin [JSociety] rolled 5.
  405. Merchant [#strawberry] says: ?
  406. The Milk Man gave all players a Glass Of Milk and a piece of Swiss Cheese! Awesome!
  407. Paladin [JSociety] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  408. Merchant [#strawberry] ate her Swiss Cheese, ran 4 spaces forward, and got 3 Cheese Eyes.
  409. Saboteur [xRue] ate their Swiss Cheese, ran 3 spaces forward, and got 3 Cheese Eyes.
  410. Alchemist [slay] ate his Swiss Cheese, ran 4 spaces forward, and got 3 Cheese Eyes.
  411. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, combined her Shield with her War Helmet and created the Spiked Shield!
  412. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, raised her Spiked Shield and gained Spiked Protection.
  413. Merchant [#strawberry] rolled 10.
  414. Merchant [#strawberry] felt really sick because of her Gonorrhea. Merchant [#strawberry]'s turn ended.
  415. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] peacefully rots away. (2)
  416. Saboteur [xRue] says: im so scared
  417. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rolled 7 - 2 = 5.
  418. Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, became an Overlord by using her Improbability Device!
  419. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, ate her Swiss Cheese, ran 4 spaces forward, and got 3 Cheese Eyes.
  420. Paladin [JSociety] says: oh fuck
  421. Saboteur [xRue] says: t-thanos???
  422. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] is still pushing the daisies. (1)
  423. Alchemist [slay] rolled 10.
  424. Alchemist [slay] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  425. Alchemist [slay]'s Glass Of Milk burned in the Fire.
  426. Alchemist [slay]'s Diss Card: Knockback knocked Paladin [JSociety] back 8 spaces.
  427. The Signal Jam ends.
  428. Paladin [JSociety] is going to the Magic Shop!
  429. Merchant [#strawberry] is experiencing lag.
  430. Saboteur [xRue] rolled 6.
  431. Saboteur [xRue] shifts spaces with Paladin [JSociety].
  432. Saboteur [xRue] shifts spaces with Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV].
  433. Saboteur [xRue] entered the Academy Of Adventure.
  434. Paladin [JSociety] threw his Holy Hammer at Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,, who became incapacitated.
  435. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, was immune and did not become incapacitated.
  436. Paladin [JSociety] rolled 10.
  437. ***The bear is on the loose!***
  438. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, tried to assassinate Alchemist [slay], who got incapacitated.
  439. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, smacked Alchemist [slay] back 6 spaces with her Hammer.
  440. Paladin [JSociety] received a Light Scroll: Spell Shield.
  441. Saboteur [xRue] says: god not the bear please
  442. Paladin [JSociety] entered the Magic Shop.
  443. Saboteur [xRue] says: not the bear
  444. Paladin [JSociety] used his Light Scroll to cast Spell Shield on himself.
  445. Paladin [JSociety] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  446. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, used a Cheese Eye to gain Arcane Vision.
  447. Alchemist [slay]'s free Sound Blaster: 'You will pay for that!'
  448. Saboteur [xRue] used a Cheese Eye to gain Arcane Vision.
  449. Merchant [#strawberry] says: hell no
  450. Saboteur [xRue] started tinkering with their Cheese Eyes and their Glass Of Milk.
  451. Merchant [#strawberry] rolled 10.
  452. Saboteur [xRue] tinkered with their items to create a Brain Massager!
  453. Merchant [#strawberry] rolled 9.
  454. #strawberry had a Roll Streak of 2!
  455. Merchant [#strawberry] received a Light Scroll: Spell Shield.
  456. Saboteur [xRue] says: mm
  457. Merchant [#strawberry] used her Light Scroll to cast Spell Shield on herself.
  458. Saboteur [xRue] says: double classes <3
  459. Saboteur [xRue] says: cant wait
  460. Merchant [#strawberry] pawned her Ordinary Necklace for 1 Rupee.
  461. Merchant [#strawberry] pawned her Glass Of Milk for 2 Rupees.
  462. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] chose the Unholy Tombstone.
  463. Merchant [#strawberry] pawned her Cheese Eyes for 3 Rupees.
  464. Merchant [#strawberry] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Wacka Ball.
  465. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s Ni! effect faded.
  466. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] got resurrected!
  467. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] soared 6 spaces forwards.
  468. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, released her Explosive Sheep forward.
  469. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] shapeshifted into Bear Form and moved 1 space forward!
  470. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] mauled Merchant [#strawberry], who became incapacitated.
  471. Saboteur [xRue] says: im so anxious
  472. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s diss card killed Merchant [#strawberry].
  473. Merchant [#strawberry] died and lost all diseases (Gonorrhea).
  474. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] ate his Swiss Cheese, ran 4 spaces forward, and got 3 Cheese Eyes.
  475. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rolled 7 - 2 = 5.
  476. Saboteur [xRue] says: what will happen next
  477. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rolled 11 - 2 = 9.
  478. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,'s Evasion wore off.
  479. fuzzygreen had a Roll Streak of 2!
  480. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
  481. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] likes being dead. (2)
  482. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, threw her Hand Grenade to space 53.
  483. Merchant [#strawberry] got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  484. Merchant [#strawberry] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  485. Paladin [JSociety] got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  486. Saboteur [xRue] got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  487. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  488. Alchemist [slay] skipped a turn.
  489. Saboteur [xRue] skipped a turn.
  490. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, smacked Merchant [#strawberry] back 9 spaces with her Hammer.
  491. Paladin [JSociety] skipped a turn.
  492. Alchemist [slay] transmuted his Cheese Eyes and gained 7 Rupees.
  493. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,'s Explosive Sheep exploded at space 40!
  494. Saboteur [xRue] got knocked 14 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  495. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got knocked 12 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  496. Merchant [#strawberry] got knocked 11 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  497. Merchant [#strawberry] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  498. Merchant [#strawberry] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  499. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] skipped a turn.
  500. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, skipped a turn.
  501. Saboteur [xRue] says: rip my turn
  502. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] lives once more!
  503. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] entered the Magic Shop.
  504. Alchemist [slay] is going to the Church!
  505. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] is going to the Pawn Shop!
  506. Alchemist [slay] rolled 5.
  507. Merchant [#strawberry] used her Ethereal Gem to make her Torch Ethereal.
  508. Merchant [#strawberry] played a bit with her Torch.
  509. Alchemist [slay] received a Light Scroll: Spell Shield.
  510. Alchemist [slay] used his Light Scroll to cast Spell Shield on himself.
  511. Alchemist [slay] received an Auto-Resurrection at the Church.
  512. Saboteur [xRue] skipped a turn.
  513. Paladin [JSociety] rolled 6.
  514. Paladin [JSociety] rolled 3.
  515. JSociety had a Roll Streak of 2!
  516. Merchant [#strawberry] whispers: is everybody an idiot in 250 space games jeez
  517. Paladin [JSociety] was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
  518. Saboteur [xRue] used their free Floating Sign Taunt on Merchant [#strawberry].
  519. Merchant [#strawberry] likes being dead. (2)
  520. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rolled 9.
  521. To #strawberry: bgo:etc
  522. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] received a Light Scroll: Defensive Barrier.
  523. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] used his Light Scroll to cast Defensive Barrier on himself.
  524. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] mated with the Bear.
  525. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] has earned
  526. [Bear On Bear Action]!
  527. Paladin [JSociety] used his Roc's Feather to jump forward 2 spaces.
  528. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: hot
  529. Saboteur [xRue] says: nice
  530. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rolled 5 - 1 = 4.
  531. Saboteur [xRue] says: what gender was it
  532. Paladin [JSociety] used The Force to knock Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] 5 spaces backward.
  533. Jukebox: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die
  534. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: Does it matter
  535. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, received a Light Scroll: Spell Shield.
  536. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, used her Light Scroll to cast Spell Shield on herself.
  537. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, joined the Indians!
  538. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, entered the Indian village and received a Bow & Arrows.
  539. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,'s reputation with the Indians has increased!
  540. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, hit the target with a bow.
  541. Saboteur [xRue] says: yes its a bear i want to know who rode who
  542. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 4.
  543. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] received a Light Scroll: Spell Shield.
  544. Merchant [#strawberry] says: wow
  545. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, shot Paladin [JSociety] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  546. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] pawned her Diss Card: Ensnare for 12 Rupees.
  547. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, shot an arrow at Paladin [JSociety], but missed.
  548. Saboteur [xRue] says: shouldnt be a big deal cmon
  549. Saboteur [xRue] says: fucking a bear itself is already weird enough
  550. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Lovely Crystal.
  551. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought Merchant [#strawberry]'s Ordinary Necklace in the Pawn Shop.
  552. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought Merchant [#strawberry]'s Cheese Eyes in the Pawn Shop.
  553. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: What does the gender have to do with who rode who
  554. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, used a Cheese Eye to gain Arcane Vision.
  555. Alchemist [slay] rolled 5.
  556. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: It's 2018
  557. Alchemist [slay] impressed a gigolo and went forward 16 spaces!
  558. Saboteur [xRue] says: the gender has EVERYTHING to dowith that
  559. ***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
  560. A Minigame will take place in the next Round Effects! Be ready!
  561. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  562. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  563. Saboteur [xRue] rolled 11.
  564. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, is going to the Pawn Shop!
  565. Paladin [JSociety] is going to the Bank!
  566. Saboteur [xRue] became a tricky Illusionist.
  567. Alchemist [slay] is going to the Magic Shop!
  568. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used their Grand Disappearance to move back 30 spaces.
  569. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] combined her Fish with her Banana to create a Banana Fish.
  570. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] charged her Dark Wand with Living Bomb!
  571. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] received a Light Scroll: Spell Shield.
  572. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] shapeshifted into Snake Form and moved 1 space forward!
  573. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used their Light Scroll to cast Spell Shield on themself.
  574. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] bit Paladin [JSociety], who became poisoned.
  575. Paladin [JSociety] got infected with Slow Poison for 2 turns with -2 speed.
  576. Paladin [JSociety] drank a Glass Of Milk.
  577. Paladin [JSociety]'s Slowing Poison was removed.
  578. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used the Time Machine...
  579. ...and ended up in the Future.
  580. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
  581. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] attracted Sorceress [MumuPikachu] with their Tractor Beam, who got pulled 13 spaces back.
  582. Paladin [JSociety] rolled 3.
  583. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used their Grand Disappearance to move back to space 35.
  584. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] is going to the Medieval Market!
  585. Paladin [JSociety] became an annoying Lawyer.
  586. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] has an account balance of 28 Rupees.
  587. Merchant [#strawberry] says: lovely how fans choose to bully their idols
  588. Merchant [#strawberry] became a holy Priestess.
  589. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: what did I DO
  590. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] lives once more!
  591. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] dispelled Overlord from Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,.
  592. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used Radiance to cast Scales of Justice. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] moved forward 15 spaces. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] moved back 15 spaces.
  593. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate her Wacka Ball and gained the Pacman skill.
  594. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate Sorceress [MumuPikachu]. WACKA WACKA!
  595. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] received 15 bonus Rupees!
  596. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] entered the Magic Shop.
  597. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] charged her Light Wand with Revive at the Magic Shop.
  598. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] resurrected Sorceress [MumuPikachu]!
  599. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate Sorceress [MumuPikachu]. WACKA WACKA!
  600. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] received 20 bonus Rupees!
  601. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] attracted Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled to Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]'s space: 58.
  602. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used her Light Wand to revive Sorceress [MumuPikachu]!
  603. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate Sorceress [MumuPikachu]. WACKA WACKA!
  604. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] received 25 bonus Rupees!
  605. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] skipped a turn.
  606. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: im sorry
  607. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rolled 5.
  608. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] pressed her Easy Button and gained a Delicious Aftertaste!
  609. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, used a Cheese Eye to gain Arcane Vision.
  610. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: i just
  611. Jukebox: Komeda - B.L.O.S.S.O.M.
  612. Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, became a mad Alchemist.
  613. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, pawned her Glue Mine for 3 Rupees.
  614. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, pawned her Glass Of Milk for 2 Rupees.
  615. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] tried to use his Hammer but it was a Deadly Illusion from Illusionist Saboteur [xRue]! Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] died.
  616. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, pawned her Skinning Knife for 2 Rupees.
  617. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, concocted a Flask Of Mojo.
  618. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
  619. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: Why did I fall for that
  620. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, used her Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into a Pose Master's Mirror.
  621. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: I was looking at it for lik 30 seconds
  622. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, struck a Strong Pose in front of her Pose Master's Mirror, granting her Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity for 3 turns.
  623. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: wondering why it wasn't highlighted green
  624. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: im sorry uwu
  625. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] is going to the Magic Shop!
  626. Sorceress [MumuPikachu] became a holy Priestess.
  627. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] is still pushing the daisies. (1)
  628. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: im such a good person i give people gifts!
  629. Alchemist [slay] rolled 5.
  630. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: of death
  631. Alchemist [slay] became a brutish Barbarian.
  632. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] entered the Magic Shop.
  633. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  634. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  635. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] charged his Dark Wand with Curse Of Riches at the Magic Shop.
  636. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: i have no money
  637. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] kisses their Rupee. 'My preciousssssssss...'
  638. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] charged his Light Wand with Blink at the Magic Shop.
  639. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] purchased a Mining Pick for 4 Rupees.
  640. *** COCK COUNTERS! ***
  641. Spectator #Charlotte is now observing the game.
  642. JSociety and #strawberry counted 46 Libido Demons (off by 0), won the Cock Counters minigame and received a Rattlesnake, an Orb and a Bow & Arrows!
  643. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] traded her Torch for Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s Glass Of Milk.
  644. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] used his Leap to jump to space 62.
  645. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] ate Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,. WACKA WACKA!
  646. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] received 25 bonus Rupees!
  647. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] set Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] on Fire and knocked him back 2 spaces with his Torch.
  648. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: wow mumu
  649. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] let loose a savage roar!
  650. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] fled to space 48.
  651. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] rolled 4.
  652. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used Sabotage to freeze Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]'s Roc's Feather for 10 turns.
  653. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] rolled 7.
  654. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  655. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]'s Frozen Roc's Feather thawed in the Fire.
  656. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] stood at a crossroads.
  657. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used Hinder to knock Barbarian Alchemist [slay] 5 spaces back!
  658. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] went to the Time Machine.
  659. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used Hinder to set Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] on Fire!
  660. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] used the Time Machine...
  661. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  662. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] used his Dark Wand to cast Curse Of Riches on Priestess Merchant [#strawberry], but Priestess Merchant [#strawberry]'s Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  663. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used Hinder to Blind Barbarian Alchemist [slay]!
  664. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used Hinder to Disarm Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, for 1 turn!
  665. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] charged her Light Wand with Life Shield!
  666. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] rolled 9.
  667. #Charlotte has left the game.
  668. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  669. Jukebox: Derpidety ft. Zatslol - Azure
  670. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] entered the Magic Shop.
  671. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] bought a Dark Wand at the Magic Shop.
  672. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] concocted a Mana Potion.
  673. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: who the FUCK
  674. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] transmuted his Dark Wand and gained 6 Rupees.
  675. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: chose this song
  676. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] charged her Charged Light Wand with Acceleration at the Magic Shop.
  677. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] used his Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into a Sonic Shotgun.
  678. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used her Light Wand to cast Acceleration, increasing the speed of everyone. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] gained +1 additional speed!
  679. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] drank a Mana Potion and decreased all his skill cooldowns by 1.
  680. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] ordered his Rattlesnake to attack Barbarian Alchemist [slay], but Barbarian Alchemist [slay]'s Poison Immunity rendered the bite harmless.
  681. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] charged her Orb with Cards Of Fate at the Magic Shop.
  682. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used her Light Orb to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
  683. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] charged her Dark Wand with Death at the Magic Shop.
  684. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] used his Light Wand to Blink to space 53, but the spell failed because Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] was on that space.
  685. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used her Dark Wand to cast Death on Lawyer Paladin [JSociety], but Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]'s Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  686. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] has earned
  687. [Spell Shield]!
  688. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: Do grown men actually make songs about mlp
  689. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: just so you know
  690. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] shot Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  691. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: yes they do
  692. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] shot an arrow at Lawyer Paladin [JSociety], but missed.
  693. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: a lot of songs
  694. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] shot Barbarian Alchemist [slay] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  695. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] shot Barbarian Alchemist [slay] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  696. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] shot Barbarian Alchemist [slay] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  697. Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] became a brutish Barbarian.
  698. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] fired his Sonic Shotgun backward, which blew Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] and Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] 7 spaces backward and incapacitated them.
  699. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] is still pushing the daisies. (1)
  700. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, is no longer Disarmed.
  701. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rots in peace. (1)
  702. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] charged his Orb with On Love's Wings!
  703. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rots in peace. (2)
  704. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: oof
  705. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: WHY
  706. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  707. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: WHY YOU GONNA MAKE ME SKIP
  708. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: I WAITED
  709. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: I WAS PATIENT
  710. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  711. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] confiscated Barbarian Alchemist [slay]'s Sonic Shotgun as evidence.
  712. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] lost his appetite and his Pacman skill.
  713. slay had a Roll Streak of 2!
  714. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] stood at a crossroads.
  715. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: im selling all my merch
  716. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] went to the Wild West.
  717. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] joined the Indians!
  718. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: no longer your fan
  719. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] entered the Indian village and received a Bow & Arrows.
  720. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] made a successful trade with the chieftain and received a crystal.
  721. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] shot Barbarian Alchemist [slay] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  722. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] skipped a turn.
  723. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  724. ***Everyone has AIDS!***
  725. Everyone Has AIDS!
  726. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] shot an arrow at Lawyer Paladin [JSociety], but missed.
  727. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] shot an arrow at Lawyer Paladin [JSociety], but missed.
  728. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] says: lol
  729. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  730. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]'s Rattlesnake burned in the Fire.
  731. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: NICE
  732. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: AIDS
  733. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] encountered the Godfather, Don Vito Corleone.
  734. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: AIDS TOO
  735. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] accepted the Godfather's offer. Some tough guys are arranging a hit on Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, now.
  736. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] skipped a turn.
  737. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] is still dead. (2)
  738. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] used his Divine Blessing on himself, removed his AIDS and gained Empowered Dice!
  739. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, is still dead. (2)
  740. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] lives once more!
  741. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] activated the Doctor Who reference event!
  742. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used her Sonic Screwdriver to call the Doctor.
  743. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] decided to become the Doctor's companion.
  744. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] used his Sonic Screwdriver to call the Doctor.
  745. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used their Sonic Screwdriver on Priestess Merchant [#strawberry], but [#strawberry] did not have any items with a battery.
  746. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] told the Doctor to go to the Haunted Mansion's Graveyard.
  747. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] didn't find the Weeping Angel and entered the Haunted Mansion.
  748. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] ate her Swiss Cheese, ran 4 spaces forward, and got 3 Cheese Eyes.
  749. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used a Cheese Eye to gain Arcane Vision.
  750. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu]. WACKA WACKA!
  751. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] received 30 bonus Rupees!
  752. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] somehow died at the Haunted Mansion.
  753. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
  754. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] traveled to the Future with the TARDIS.
  755. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] says: i'm hungry
  756. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
  757. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
  758. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] bought a Teleporter at the Future Shop.
  759. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  760. It started snowing! Use your Pick Snowballs skill to make snowballs!
  761. It's not your turn, Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  762. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] couldn't find any snow to make snowballs.
  763. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  764. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] stood at a crossroads.
  765. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] went to the Bank.
  766. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ordered her Rattlesnake to attack Illusionist Saboteur [xRue], applying a Deadly Poison for 3 turns.
  767. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] has an account balance of 1 Rupee.
  768. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  769. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
  770. JSociety had a Roll Streak of 2!
  771. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] received a Gun.
  772. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] used the Time Machine...
  773. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: im going to die of aids anyway
  774. ...and ended up in the Future.
  775. Spectator octarine is now observing the game.
  776. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: so poison aids sounds better
  777. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] got hit in the face by a plow and has to skip a turn.
  778. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: at least ill be a skinny fucking kegend
  779. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  780. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] received a Dark Scroll: Arcane Explosion.
  781. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: legend*
  782. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used her Dark Scroll to cast Arcane Explosion!
  783. - Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] got knocked to space 24.
  784. - Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu]'s corpse got knocked to space 15.
  785. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
  786. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
  787. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  788. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  789. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  790. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] bounced 4 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  791. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] got injected with the force of life!
  792. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] threw her Hand Grenade to space 47.
  793. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  794. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]. WACKA WACKA!
  795. Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] received 35 bonus Rupees!
  796. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate her 5th player and received a nice item!
  797. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] opened up her Tome of Magic. Inside are instructions for 4 spells.
  798. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: why
  799. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] read the instructions for Save Point in her Tome of Magic.
  800. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] somehow died near the Crossroads.
  801. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used her Tome of Magic to protect herself with the Save Point spell. The Save Point effect is locked on space 58!
  802. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] read the instructions for Life Ward in her Tome of Magic.
  803. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used her Tome of Magic to conjure a Life Ward on space 70.
  804. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] shot Barbarian Alchemist [slay] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  805. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] read the instructions for Scales Of Justice in her Tome of Magic.
  806. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used her Tome of Magic to cast Scales of Justice. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] moved forward 15 spaces. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] moved back 15 spaces.
  807. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,'s Temporary Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity wore off.
  808. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got resurrected!
  809. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] cast Hellfire and died horribly!
  810. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] got killed by Hellfire!
  811. Barbarian Alchemist [slay]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  812. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] got killed by Hellfire!
  813. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got killed by Hellfire!
  814. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] got killed by Hellfire!
  815. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] died and lost all diseases (AIDS).
  816. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s corpse was blown high into the air.
  817. Jukebox: 仲邑飛鳥 (Nakamura) - 戦闘！ネーティス (vs Ghetsis×Xatu)
  818. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, is still pushing the daisies. (1)
  819. octarine has left the game.
  820. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] reincarnated as a Pigeon.
  821. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] ate the regurgitated corn and gained 2 karma.
  822. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  823. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] used his Improbability Device and found some cool items.
  824. The Life Ward brought Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] back to life!
  825. The Life Ward brought Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, back to life!
  826. The Life Ward brought Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] back to life!
  827. The Life Ward brought Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] back to life!
  828. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] whispers: -laughs-
  829. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]. WACKA WACKA!
  830. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  831. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  832. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  833. ***The Hungry Games!***
  834. The first player to eat 7 pieces of food wins 25 Rupees and a Legendary Ring!
  835. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] ate his Swiss Cheese, ran 4 spaces forward, and got 3 Cheese Eyes.
  836. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
  837. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] had their Speed increased by 1 by Gandalf the Grey.
  838. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] set Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] on Fire and knocked her back 3 spaces with his Torch.
  839. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] moved to space 58 due to Save Point.
  840. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
  841. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] earned 43 Rupees from the Bank.
  842. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] took the bucket from the lolrus.
  843. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
  844. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  845. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry]'s Rattlesnake burned in the Fire.
  846. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] read her cards...
  847. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, tried to assassinate Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry], who got incapacitated.
  848. ...and chose to go to The Time Bomb!
  849. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, smacked Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] back 8 spaces with her Hammer.
  850. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] found a ticking Bomb...
  851. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, raised her Spiked Shield and gained Spiked Protection.
  852. ...and threw it to Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]...
  853. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] could not throw away the Bomb and exploded 12 spaces back.
  854. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] used The Force to knock Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, 4 spaces backward.
  855. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rots in peace. (1)
  856. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  857. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, stood at a crossroads.
  858. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, went to the Old Mine.
  859. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, found a Torch and entered the Cave.
  860. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, smashed the ice in the Cave with her Hammer.
  861. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 1 + 1 = 2.
  862. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] pooped on a man in a business suit and gained 2 karma.
  863. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] is human again.
  864. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] slapped Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] 7 spaces forward with her Banana Fish.
  865. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  866. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] slit Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] in half with his Red Lightsaber.
  867. Hungry Games: Barbarian Alchemist [slay] killed Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]!
  868. A spectator noticed the kill! "Oh, nice kill! I'm rooting for you now!"
  869. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] has earned
  870. [The Force vs The Light]!
  871. Teleportation device locked on target.
  872. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] dispelled Save Point from Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry].
  873. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] bought a Battery at the Engineering Shop.
  874. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used Resurrect on herself. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] received an Auto-Resurrection for 1 turn.
  875. The Life Ward brought Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] back to life!
  876. The Life Ward brought Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] back to life!
  877. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] slit Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] in half with his Red Lightsaber.
  878. Hungry Games: Barbarian Alchemist [slay] killed Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]!
  879. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] gained 2 Mana.
  880. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used Radiance to cast Mass Energize. Everyone had all their skill cooldowns reset!
  881. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] says: :(
  882. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] concocted a Potion.
  883. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] is gonna drink his Potion.
  884. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  885. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  886. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
  887. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] used his Leap to jump to space 56.
  888. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, concocted a canister of Liquid Nitrogen.
  889. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] used his Leap to jump to space 82.
  890. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] slit Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, in half with his Red Lightsaber.
  891. Hungry Games: Barbarian Alchemist [slay] killed Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,!
  892. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] hurt himself on Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,'s Spiked Shield and started Bleeding.
  893. Jukebox: Britney Spears - Gimme More
  894. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] shapeshifted into Bear Form and moved 1 space forward!
  895. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] received a Combustible Lemon.
  896. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] received Hulk powers from Stan Lee. Hulk SMASH!
  897. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] rolled 1 + 7 + 1 = 9.
  898. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] rejoined the living!
  899. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] threw their Combustible Lemon to space 69.
  900. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] got hit and is now on fire!
  901. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] slit Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] in half with his Red Lightsaber.
  902. Hungry Games: Barbarian Alchemist [slay] killed Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]!
  903. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] skipped a turn.
  904. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  905. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry]'s Mining Pick burned in the Fire.
  906. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] says: COME ON
  907. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] used Radiance to change her own destiny with Cards Of Fate.
  908. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  909. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] clicked for Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry])
  910. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  911. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] mauled Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry], who became incapacitated.
  912. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  913. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used their Grand Disappearance to move back 30 spaces.
  914. VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV had a Roll Streak of 2!
  915. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] impressed a hooker and went forward 16 spaces!
  916. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rots in peace. (1)
  917. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] tried to Freeze Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s Wildcard: Shops but it was Frostproof.
  918. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  919. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used her Sonic Screwdriver to call the Doctor.
  920. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu]'s Auto-Resurrection wore off.
  921. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used a Cheese Eye to gain Arcane Vision.
  922. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] received a Sword.
  923. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] returned to the Haunted Mansion to look for the Weeping Angel.
  924. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] let loose a savage roar!
  925. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] fled to space 74.
  926. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] unlocked the locked door at the Haunted Mansion's First Floor.
  927. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] discovered the Weeping Angel Interface in the Secret Room at the Haunted Mansion.
  928. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] used their Grand Disappearance to move back to space 46.
  929. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] couldn't find any snow to make snowballs.
  930. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] successfully sliced her Coconut with her Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  931. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] unlocked the Weeping Angel Interface with her Sword.
  932. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] completed the mystery and received a Soulstone and a pair of Ethereal Gloves!
  933. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] chose the Gallifreyan Time Watch as her reward!
  934. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
  935. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] stored a part of her soul in her Soulstone.
  936. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used her Gallifreyan Time Watch...
  937. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] received a Flask of Liquid Luck from a benefactor.
  938. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] received a Dark Scroll: Arcane Explosion.
  939. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] found 4 Rupees because of his Liquid Luck.
  940. The Life Ward brought Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, back to life!
  941. The Life Ward brought Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] back to life!
  942. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] charged his Hammer with holy might.
  943. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] is going to drink his Liquid Luck.
  944. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, smacked Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] back 8 spaces with her Hammer.
  945. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] played a bit with his Holy Hammer.
  946. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
  947. ***Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] caught a Pixie!***
  948. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] died from their Deadly Poison.
  949. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] died and lost all diseases (AIDS).
  950. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, tried to assassinate Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV], who got incapacitated.
  951. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, tried to smack Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] with her Torch, but Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s Thick Hide rendered him immune. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] walked 2 spaces forward.
  952. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, threw away her used up Torch.
  953. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] rots in peace. (1)
  954. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] broke free of his Incapacitation!
  955. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  956. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: nice
  957. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] cast Nature's Swiftness to reset the cooldowns of his Druid skills.
  958. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, threw her Liquid Nitrogen at Barbarian Alchemist [slay] and Froze his Dark Scroll: Arcane Explosion for 5 turns.
  959. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] mauled Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,, who became incapacitated.
  960. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, was immune and did not become incapacitated.
  961. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, used her Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into a bottle of Beer.
  962. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] whacked the Lever, which opened a gate...
  963. ...and saved an old Goblin by using his Improbability Device!
  964. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] has earned
  965. [Goblin Love]!
  966. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, struck a Strong Pose in front of her Pose Master's Mirror, granting her Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity for 3 turns.
  967. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, tried to smack Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] with her Hammer, but Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s Thick Hide rendered him immune. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] walked 3 spaces forward.
  968. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, drank her Beer and is now Drunk.
  969. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] shapeshifted into Snake Form and moved 1 space forward!
  970. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] banged her Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 3 spaces.
  971. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used her Gallifreyan Time Watch...
  972. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] smacked Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, back 24 spaces with his Holy Hammer!
  973. Temporarily in love, Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] and Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, ran towards each other!
  974. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used her Gallifreyan Time Watch...
  975. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] skipped a turn.
  976. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used her Gallifreyan Time Watch...
  977. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used her Gallifreyan Time Watch...
  978. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] says: lmao
  979. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
  980. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] purchased a Free Drink for 7 Rupees.
  981. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] gave Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, a Free Drink...
  982. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, was immune and did not become incapacitated.
  983. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,. WACKA WACKA!
  984. Hungry Games: Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] killed Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,!
  985. A spectator noticed the kill! "Oh, nice kill! I'm rooting for you now!"
  986. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
  987. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] received a Combustible Lemon.
  988. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] resurrected Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,!
  989. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] threw his Holy Hammer at Barbarian Alchemist [slay], who became incapacitated.
  990. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,. WACKA WACKA!
  991. Hungry Games: Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] killed Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,!
  992. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] has now eaten [2] Food for the Hungry Games!
  993. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] broke free of his Incapacitation!
  994. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] threw his Combustible Lemon to space 88.
  995. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] got hit and is now on fire!
  996. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] got hit and is now on fire!
  997. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] picked up 3 snowballs.
  998. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] shot an arrow at Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV], but missed.
  999. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] learned how to dodge bullets.
  1000. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] says: wew, you sure likes eating strawberry
  1001. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] shot Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  1002. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rots in peace. (1)
  1003. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] aimed his Hookshot forward, hit Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] and moved to space 95.
  1004. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: the shtrawberry ish eating me
  1005. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  1006. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] says: i'm a cannibal yes.
  1007. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] says: and by that I don't mean "you sure like eating, strawberry" I mean "you sure like to eat the fruit"
  1008. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  1009. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] teleported to Lawyer Paladin [JSociety].
  1010. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] slit Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] in half with his Red Lightsaber.
  1011. Hungry Games: Barbarian Alchemist [slay] killed Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]!
  1012. A spectator noticed the kill! "Oh, nice kill! I'm rooting for you now!"
  1013. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] has earned
  1014. [Killing Makes Me Hungry]!
  1015. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] bought Holy Water at the Church.
  1016. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
  1017. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] ran 1 spaces back while on Fire.
  1018. Barbarian Alchemist [slay]'s Gun burned in the Fire.
  1019. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] received a Watermelon from a benefactor.
  1020. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] bit Lawyer Paladin [JSociety], who became poisoned.
  1021. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] got infected with Slow Poison for 2 turns with -2 speed.
  1022. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] let loose a savage roar!
  1023. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] fled to space 87.
  1024. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] drank his Liquid Luck...
  1025. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] received an ACME Rocket because of his Liquid Luck.
  1026. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: at least twitter didnt find out i had aids
  1027. The Life Ward brought Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] back to life!
  1028. The Life Ward brought Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, back to life!
  1029. The Life Ward brought Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] back to life!
  1030. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,. WACKA WACKA!
  1031. Hungry Games: Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] killed Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,!
  1032. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] has now eaten [3] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1033. It's not your turn, Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  1034. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] ate his Watermelon, ran 3 spaces forward and gained 3 Watermelon Seeds.
  1035. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1036. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] threw a snowball at Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]! Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] got knocked back 3 spaces.
  1037. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] spit a Watermelon Seed backward but didn't hit anyone.
  1038. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] threw a snowball at Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]! Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] got knocked back 2 spaces.
  1039. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] shot an arrow at Barbarian Alchemist [slay], but missed.
  1040. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] threw a snowball at Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]! Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] got knocked back 2 spaces.
  1041. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] ordered their Pixie to prepare the Living Bomb spell.
  1042. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] ordered their Pixie to turn Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] into a Living Bomb!
  1043. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu]!
  1044. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
  1045. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
  1046. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] earned 2 Rupees from the Bank.
  1047. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] learned the Shield Mastery feat from their Brain Massager.
  1048. xRue had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1049. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] used his Hookshot but didn't hit anyone.
  1050. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] used The Force to knock Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] 4 spaces backward.
  1051. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] didn't enter the Dark Room.
  1052. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
  1053. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] ordered her Pixie to prepare the Inverted Dice spell.
  1054. ***Everyone is Crazy!***
  1055. Happy Happy Joy Joy
  1056. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  1057. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]'s Roc's Feather burned in the Fire.
  1058. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] gained 2 Mana.
  1059. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] ordered her Pixie to cast Inverted Dice on Barbarian Alchemist [slay], but Barbarian Alchemist [slay]'s Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  1060. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Barbarian Alchemist [slay]!
  1061. Jukebox: Girls Dead Monster - Alchemy
  1062. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] stood in front of the Pirate Ship.
  1063. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] filled his Bucket with water near the Pirates.
  1064. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: guys im crazy
  1065. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] sailed along with the Pirates for 12 spaces.
  1066. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] ordered his Pixie to prepare the Spell Reflect spell.
  1067. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] ordered his Pixie to cast Spell Reflect on himself.
  1068. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Illusionist Saboteur [xRue]!
  1069. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
  1070. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] received a Banana from a benefactor.
  1071. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] says: I'm a little piggy! This is my snout! Oink oink oink!
  1072. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] lost her appetite and her Pacman skill.
  1073. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] spit a Watermelon Seed at Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]! Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] got knocked back 2 spaces.
  1074. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] ate her Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
  1075. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] has now eaten [4] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1076. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] spit a Watermelon Seed at Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]! Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] got knocked back 1 space.
  1077. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] pressed her Easy Button and gained a Spell Shield for 12 turns!
  1078. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: xd
  1079. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] traveled to the Future with the TARDIS.
  1080. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] found herself in the future and received 7 Rupees.
  1081. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
  1082. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] ordered their Pixie to prepare the Defensive Barrier spell.
  1083. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: Don't trust the chicken. It's out to get ya!
  1084. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] ordered their Pixie to cast Defensive Barrier on themself.
  1085. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,!
  1086. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] got infected with AIDS.
  1087. You Have AIDS
  1088. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] traded her Glass Of Milk for Barbarian Alchemist [slay]'s Red Lightsaber.
  1089. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry]'s Red Lightsaber broke because it was out of energy.
  1090. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,'s Evasion wore off.
  1091. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, is sober again.
  1092. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] shapeshifted into Bear Form and moved 1 space forward!
  1093. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, peacefully rots away. (1)
  1094. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
  1095. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  1096. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] says: The ducks will reign supreme!
  1097. MumuPikachu had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1098. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] transmuted his Glass Of Milk and gained 6 Rupees.
  1099. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  1100. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] loves her 9 Rupees.
  1101. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] wants to spend her 9 Rupees.
  1102. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] loves her 9 Rupees.
  1103. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] should be more careful with her money. Another Rupee lost.
  1104. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] decided to leave Deckard Cain.
  1105. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] rolled 7 - 1 = 6.
  1106. Barbarian Alchemist [slay]'s Mojo wore off.
  1107. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] died of AIDS.
  1108. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] received 32 Rupees from Life Insurance!
  1109. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  1110. The Life Ward brought Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, back to life!
  1111. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] carelessly threw down her Banana Peel behind her.
  1112. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] got hit by Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry]'s Banana Peel and has to skip a turn.
  1113. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] got hit by Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry]'s Banana Peel and has to skip a turn.
  1114. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] skipped a turn.
  1115. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: I'm a little piggy! This is my snout! Oink oink oink!
  1116. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, ordered her Pixie to prepare the Weaponize spell.
  1117. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, ordered her Pixie to give everybody weapons!
  1118. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Barbarian Alchemist [slay]!
  1119. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] lassoed Barbarian Alchemist [slay] successfully!
  1120. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward, away from Illusionist Saboteur [xRue].
  1121. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, threw her Hand Grenade to space 60.
  1122. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1123. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1124. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1125. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] threw her Hand Grenade to space 65.
  1126. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got knocked 6 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1127. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1128. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1129. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] got knocked 5 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1130. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] successfully blessed her grenade with Holy Water and created a Holy Hand Grenade!
  1131. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] rolled 6 - 1 = 5.
  1132. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] says: GRARRG!
  1133. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] threw their Hand Grenade to space 98.
  1134. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1135. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1136. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1137. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] picked up 3 snowballs.
  1138. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] is gonna use their Gun.
  1139. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, smacked Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] back 8 spaces with her Hammer.
  1140. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] had sex all night long and moved forward 18 spaces!
  1141. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] skipped a turn.
  1142. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] says: I'm a little piggy! This is my snout! Oink oink oink!
  1143. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] skipped a turn.
  1144. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]'s Mojo wore off.
  1145. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: Step on it, Frankie! The narwhals are hot on our trail.
  1146. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, rolled 2 + 3 = 5.
  1147. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,'s Temporary Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity wore off.
  1148. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, says: The cereal eaters are waging an all out war! Viva la revolution!
  1149. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] threw her Holy Hand Grenade to space 93.
  1150. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] got knocked 19 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1151. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] got knocked 25 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1152. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] got knocked 17 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1153. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] got knocked 20 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1154. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1155. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got knocked 16 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1156. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, received a Sword.
  1157. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got shot by the mafia. Apparently Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] was the killer!
  1158. Hungry Games: Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] killed Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry,!
  1159. A spectator noticed the kill! "Oh my! What a wonderful kill!"
  1160. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] skipped a turn.
  1161. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] says: Raptor Jesus! Make my butt shine with POOOOOOWEEEERRRRRRR!
  1162. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] mauled Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry], who became incapacitated.
  1163. Barbarian Alchemist [slay]'s Temporary Luck wore off.
  1164. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] is safely tucked underground. (2)
  1165. The Life Ward brought Barbarian Alchemist [slay] back to life!
  1166. The Life Ward brought Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, back to life!
  1167. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] used Resurrect on herself. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] received an Auto-Resurrection for 1 turn.
  1168. It's not your turn, Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  1169. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: wow!
  1170. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] skipped a turn.
  1171. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] received a Fish from a benefactor.
  1172. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] ordered his Pixie to prepare the Death spell.
  1173. A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
  1174. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] ordered his Pixie to murder Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]!
  1175. Hungry Games: Barbarian Alchemist [slay] killed Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]!
  1176. A spectator noticed the kill! "Such a delightful kill!"
  1177. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu]!
  1178. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] is gonna use his Gun.
  1179. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] ordered her Pixie to prepare the Blessing Of Vengeance spell.
  1180. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] ate their Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
  1181. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] has now eaten [1] Food for the Hungry Games!
  1182. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] gained 2 Mana.
  1183. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] ordered her Pixie to bless herself with the Blessing Of Vengeance.
  1184. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Illusionist Saboteur [xRue]!
  1185. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  1186. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] reincarnated as a Hyena.
  1187. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] ordered their Pixie to prepare the Life Link spell.
  1188. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] is gonna use his Gun.
  1189. Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] got killed by uncle Gnarly.
  1190. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] ordered their Pixie to link their life with Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV]!
  1191. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Lawyer Paladin [JSociety]!
  1192. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] skipped a turn.
  1193. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  1194. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] skipped a turn.
  1195. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  1196. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] threw his Hand Grenade to space 73.
  1197. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1198. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] got knocked 5 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1199. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1200. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] is going to the Church!
  1201. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] dispelled Magic Barrier from Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV].
  1202. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, skipped a turn.
  1203. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  1204. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] threw his Hand Grenade to space 63.
  1205. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] got killed by a Hand Grenade!
  1206. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, got knocked 5 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1207. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1208. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1209. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1210. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] got knocked 10 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1211. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] used his Leap to jump to space 60.
  1212. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  1213. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] is sane again. Well, as sane as she gets...
  1214. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu]'s Auto-Resurrection wore off.
  1215. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  1216. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] shapeshifted into Wolf Form and moved 1 space forward!
  1217. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: STOP
  1218. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] growled at Barbarian Alchemist [slay], who was dead.
  1219. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] encountered the Mountain Pass!
  1220. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] didn't take the Mountain Pass.
  1221. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: I WANNA USE MY GUN DAMN
  1222. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] says: stop being idiots please
  1223. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] regained 2 Speed.
  1224. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] is sane again. Well, as sane as he gets...
  1225. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  1226. Alchemist Overlord Assassin [fuzzygreen], the fuzzberry, raised her Spiked Shield and gained Spiked Protection.
  1227. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: boy
  1228. Priestess Sorceress [MumuPikachu] dispelled Temporary Spell Reflection from Barbarian Alchemist [slay].
  1229. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] says: anyway i warned you
  1230. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  1231. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  1232. The Life Ward brought Barbarian Alchemist [slay] back to life!
  1233. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: you kill me like 3 times
  1234. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] is going to the Magic Shop!
  1235. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] skipped a turn.
  1236. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] is sane again. Well, as sane as they gets...
  1237. Barbarian Druid [VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV] says: and then tell me to stop
  1238. Barbarian Alchemist [slay] used his Sonic Screwdriver to call the Doctor.
  1239. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] says: stop spamming grenades smh
  1240. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Lawyer Paladin [JSociety] clicked for Illusionist Saboteur [xRue])
  1241. Illusionist Saboteur [xRue] says: bro i didnt say shit to u
  1242. Pacman Priestess Merchant [#strawberry] is going to the Future Shop!
  1243.  
  1244.  
  1245. Embodiment Of CancerToday at 5:04 AM
  1246. crashed
  1247. net died first
  1248. ty :open_mouth:
  1249. I assume you did jungle shop and
  1250. tt
  1251.  
  1252. Rejoining...
  1253. Loading game data...
  1254. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, has joined the game!
  1255. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] has joined the game!
  1256. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] has joined the game!
  1257. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] has joined the game!
  1258. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] has joined the game!
  1259. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] has joined the game!
  1260. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] has joined the game!
  1261. Let the games begin!
  1262. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] started tinkering with their Cheese Eyes and their Sniper Rifle.
  1263. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] says: LOL
  1264. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] learned the Nature's Swiftness talent!
  1265. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Evasion wore off.
  1266. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
  1267. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Slow wore off.
  1268. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] ate his Banana and ran 3 spaces forward.
  1269. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, rots in peace. (2)
  1270. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] tinkered with their items to create a Bling Bot!
  1271. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] ordered his Pixie to prepare the Defensive Barrier spell.
  1272. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] ordered his Pixie to cast Defensive Barrier on himself, but his own Spellbinder's Charm absorbed the Spell!
  1273. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt]!
  1274. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
  1275. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope]'s Blessing Of Vengeance wore off.
  1276. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  1277. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] used his Spellbinder's Charm to cast Defensive Barrier on himself.
  1278. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1279. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought a pair of Boots at the Medieval Market.
  1280. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] ordered his Pixie to prepare the Guardian spell.
  1281. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought a Fishing Pole at the Medieval Market.
  1282. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] ordered his Pixie to give himself a Guardian.
  1283. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]!
  1284. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] used his Leap to jump to space 81.
  1285. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] is safely tucked underground. (2)
  1286. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] ordered her Pixie to prepare the Scales Of Justice spell.
  1287. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] ordered her Pixie to cast Scales of Justice. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] moved forward 15 spaces. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] moved back 15 spaces.
  1288. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri]!
  1289. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] gained 2 Mana.
  1290. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Radiance to cast Defensive Barrier on Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter].
  1291. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] gained 2 Mana.
  1292. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used the holy echo of her Radiance to cast Defensive Barrier on herself.
  1293. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] ordered their Pixie to prepare the Curse Of Resurrection spell.
  1294. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  1295. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] growled at Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles], who was dead.
  1296. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] ordered their Pixie to curse Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] with the Curse Of Resurrection.
  1297. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,!
  1298. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] shapeshifted into Bear Form and moved 1 space forward!
  1299. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Bend Space on space 101, which caused Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles], Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri], Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,, Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] and Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] to move there.
  1300. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] smacked Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] back 24 spaces with his Holy Hammer!
  1301. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] tried to smack Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] with his Holy Hammer, but Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] eluded him with their Hallucination.
  1302. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] smacked Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, back 20 spaces with his Holy Hammer!
  1303. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] smacked Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] back 18 spaces with his Holy Hammer!
  1304. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] failed to maul Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri]. Target was too far away.
  1305. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
  1306. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] encountered some tough guys from the mafia.
  1307. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] delivered a package for the Godfather and moved back 8 spaces.
  1308. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] threw a snowball at Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri]! Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] got knocked back 3 spaces.
  1309. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]'s Ethereal Aura turned Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter]'s Banana Peel Ethereal.
  1310. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] got injected with the force of life!
  1311. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used Radiance to cast Wealth. Everyone received 60 Rupees! Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] received 121 Rupees!
  1312. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used Multiversal Flux to replace her Weed with a Shovel.
  1313. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] cast Nature's Swiftness to reset the cooldowns of his Druid skills.
  1314. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] reduced the cooldown on his Sprint and Leap.
  1315. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
  1316. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] mauled Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope], who became incapacitated.
  1317. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] learned the Trade Routes talent!
  1318. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] assassinated Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope].
  1319. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  1320. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] rolled 11 + 4 = 15.
  1321. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] used The Force to knock Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] 5 spaces backward.
  1322. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] let loose a savage roar!
  1323. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] fled to space 86.
  1324. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] fled to space 114.
  1325. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] resurrected Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, with his Curse Of Resurrection.
  1326. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] aimed a gun at Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt].
  1327. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] says: ...
  1328. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, ordered her Pixie to prepare the Polymorph spell.
  1329. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] ran 0 spaces...
  1330. ...got hit by Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter]'s Gun, but was Bulletproof.
  1331. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, ordered her Pixie to turn Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] into a Dog!
  1332. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]!
  1333. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, ate her Potato and moved forward 2 spaces.
  1334. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
  1335. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Mojo wore off.
  1336. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] ordered her Pixie to prepare the Inverted Dice spell.
  1337. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, struck a Strong Pose in front of her Pose Master's Mirror, granting her Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity for 3 turns.
  1338. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] ordered her Pixie to cast Inverted Dice on Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt]!
  1339. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri]!
  1340. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, received a Fish.
  1341. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] threw his Hand Grenade to space 120.
  1342. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] got knocked 5 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1343. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, ate her Fish and went forward 3 spaces.
  1344. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] dispelled Guardian from Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt].
  1345. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, learned the Killer Instincts talent!
  1346. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] resurrected thanks to Faith.
  1347. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought Holy Water at the Church.
  1348. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, enchanted her Tomatoes and made them Delicious.
  1349. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] shapeshifted into Wolf Form and moved 1 space forward!
  1350. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, melted her Broken Glass to reduce her Concoct cooldown by 3 and to increase her options to 6.
  1351. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] is alive! ALIIIIVE!
  1352. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, concocted a cup of Turbulent Juice.
  1353. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, ate a Tomato and walked 4 spaces forward.
  1354. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, ate a Tomato and walked 4 spaces forward.
  1355. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] traveled to the Future with the TARDIS.
  1356. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, ate a Tomato and walked 4 spaces forward.
  1357. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, smacked Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] back 6 spaces with her Hammer.
  1358. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] tried dispelling Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt], but had nothing to dispel.
  1359. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] growled at Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt], who ran 3 spaces back.
  1360. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, sipped from her Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  1361. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, sipped from her Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  1362. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, sipped from her Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  1363. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] attracted Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled 13 spaces back.
  1364. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, sipped from her Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  1365. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, sipped from her Turbulent Juice and gained Mojo and a Speed Boost for 2 turns.
  1366. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
  1367. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] bought a Teleporter at the Future Shop.
  1368. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Steady Progression on Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,.
  1369. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, raised her Spiked Shield and gained Spiked Protection.
  1370. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] bought an Improbability Device at the Future Shop.
  1371. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
  1372. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] is gonna use his Improbability Device.
  1373. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
  1374. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] attracted Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] with his Tractor Beam, who got pulled 11 spaces back.
  1375. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
  1376. Teleportation device locked on target.
  1377. Auri had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1378. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] slit Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] in half with his Red Lightsaber.
  1379. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] set Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] on Fire and knocked him back 2 spaces with his Torch.
  1380. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] threw away his used up Torch.
  1381. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] carelessly threw down his Banana Peel behind him.
  1382. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] got hit by Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter]'s Banana Peel and has to skip a turn.
  1383. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] broke free of his Skip-A-Turn!
  1384. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] bought Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope]'s Diss Card: Ensnare in the Pawn Shop.
  1385. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] ordered their Pixie to prepare the Blink spell.
  1386. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] ordered their Pixie to Blink to space 118.
  1387. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter]!
  1388. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] skipped a turn.
  1389. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt]'s Hammer lost the Holy Hammer effect.
  1390. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] is gonna use their Diss Card: Ensnare.
  1391. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] rolled 12 + 2 = 14.
  1392. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] crawled into her Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  1393. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
  1394. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
  1395. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
  1396. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1397. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bounced 4 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1398. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bounced 4 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1399. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] threw her Hand Grenade to space 102.
  1400. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1401. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1402. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, got knocked 6 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1403. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1404. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] slit Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, in half with his Red Lightsaber.
  1405. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] hurt himself on Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Spiked Shield and started Bleeding.
  1406. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] shot herself to space 120 with her ACME Rocket and died!
  1407. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] got killed by the Rocket!
  1408. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] had Death Immunity and didn't die.
  1409. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1410. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter]'s Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
  1411. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter]'s Evasion wore off.
  1412. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] purchased a Glitch Glock for 8 Rupees.
  1413. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] likes being dead. (1)
  1414. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Glitch Glock to transform her ACME Pogo-Stick into a Frost Mine.
  1415. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, is safely tucked underground. (1)
  1416. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] says: The only reason you kill me is because you're scared of me
  1417. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
  1418. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] used his Dark Wand to cast Liquidize on Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles], but Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]'s Spell Shield absorbed the Spell!
  1419. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] is going to the ACME Shop!
  1420. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] charged her Dark Wand with Curse Of Resurrection!
  1421. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Lock Time to lock her own Rupees variable!
  1422. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
  1423. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope]'s Lock Time triggered and reverted her own Rupees back to 50.
  1424. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Dark Wand to curse Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] with the Curse Of Resurrection.
  1425. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
  1426. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] combined her Boots with her ACME Rocket to create Rocket Boots.
  1427. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
  1428. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: no one is scared of kawaii
  1429. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
  1430. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought an Anvil at the ACME Shop.
  1431. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] says: whatchu say to me?
  1432. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1433. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: what?
  1434. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used her ACME Magnet and attracted:
  1435. - [Louis Litt]'s Hammer
  1436. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] got knocked 7 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1437. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1438. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1439. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1440. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1441. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] got killed by a Hand Grenade!
  1442. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] got knocked 5 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1443. - [Louis Litt]'s Hand Grenade, which exploded on impact!
  1444. - [Louis Litt]'s Bucket
  1445. - [Louis Litt]'s Gun, which shot her in the face.
  1446. - [Your Mom]'s Teleporter Activator
  1447. - [Auri]'s Brain Massager
  1448. - [Auri]'s Bling Bot
  1449. - [Jessica Pearson]'s Gun, which shot her in the face.
  1450. - [Jessica Pearson]'s Hammer
  1451. - [Jessica Pearson]'s Sword
  1452. - [Dexter]'s Brain Massager
  1453. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: who?
  1454. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] rolled 9 - 1 = 8.
  1455. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] ran 2 spaces back while on Fire.
  1456. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom]'s Hypno Glasses burned in the Fire.
  1457. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] drank his Liquid Luck...
  1458. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] received a Shield because of his Liquid Luck.
  1459. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] skipped a turn.
  1460. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] resurrected Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] with their Curse Of Resurrection.
  1461. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: WHAT
  1462. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used Resurrect on herself. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] received an Auto-Resurrection for 1 turn.
  1463. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] concocted a Flask Of Mojo.
  1464. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] drank some Mojo and feels sexual!
  1465. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] skipped a turn.
  1466. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] skipped a turn.
  1467. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] came out of her Schrödinger's Box and lived.
  1468. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]'s Auto-Resurrection wore off.
  1469. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] used his Leap to jump to space 96.
  1470. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] slit Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] in half with his Red Lightsaber.
  1471. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used her Ethereal Gloves to use an item.
  1472. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] smacked Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] back 9 spaces with her Hammer.
  1473. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] is safely tucked underground. (2)
  1474. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used Multiversal Flux to replace her Frost Mine with a Diss Card: Ensnare.
  1475. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, is still dead. (2)
  1476. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] likes being dead. (1)
  1477. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] skipped a turn.
  1478. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  1479. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
  1480. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] resurrected Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, with their Curse Of Resurrection.
  1481. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri]'s Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
  1482. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] transmuted his Dark Wand and gained 5 Rupees.
  1483. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, raised her Spiked Shield and gained Spiked Protection.
  1484. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1485. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] decided to become the Doctor's companion.
  1486. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] whispers: am i doing ok
  1487. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] purchased a Ring Of Roll Streak for 8 Rupees.
  1488. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, used her Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into a Trash Can.
  1489. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, used Arcane Relocation to move Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] 4 spaces backward.
  1490. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] told the Doctor to go to the Haunted Mansion's Graveyard.
  1491. To Snuggles: mhm
  1492. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] didn't find the Weeping Angel and entered the Haunted Mansion.
  1493. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] ate his Lemon and ran 2 spaces forward.
  1494. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] slit Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, in half with his Red Lightsaber.
  1495. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] hurt himself on Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Spiked Shield and started Bleeding more heavily.
  1496. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] left the Haunted Mansion.
  1497. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] rolled 1 + 1 = 2 with inverted dice.
  1498. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] rolled 1 + 1 = 2 with inverted dice.
  1499. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt]'s Inverted Dice wore off.
  1500. Louis Litt had a Roll Streak of 2!
  1501. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] purchased Bacon Pancakes for 8 Rupees.
  1502. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] ate their Bacon Pancakes, moved forward 4 spaces and gained a Speed Boost.
  1503. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] destroyed the frisbee and gained 1 karma.
  1504. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
  1505. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
  1506. Jukebox: Nathan Pinard - We Work for GLaDOS Now
  1507. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] received a Dark Scroll: Deny.
  1508. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought Darth Revan's Mask at the Future Shop.
  1509. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Teleporter at the Future Shop.
  1510. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: :)
  1511. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Tractor Beam at the Future Shop.
  1512. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Personal Forcefield at the Future Shop.
  1513. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Personal Forcefield to gain a fully charged Forcefield!
  1514. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Sonic Screwdriver on Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri], but [Auri] did not have any items with a battery.
  1515. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Lightsaber at the Future Shop.
  1516. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] used his Sonic Screwdriver to call the Doctor.
  1517. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: hi sweaty
  1518. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] doesn't realise the truth anymore.
  1519. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: im comin fir u
  1520. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] got injected with the force of life!
  1521. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] attracted Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] with her Tractor Beam, who got pulled to Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]'s space: 130.
  1522. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] says: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  1523. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] evaded Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]'s Green Lightsaber attack with their Hallucination.
  1524. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] stood at a crossroads.
  1525. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] picked up 3 snowballs.
  1526. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] froze their hands off and can no longer pick snowballs.
  1527. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] went to the Pawn Shop.
  1528. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] is experiencing lag.
  1529. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Mystery Mixer in the Pawn Shop.
  1530. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Skinning Knife in the Pawn Shop.
  1531. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Pillow.
  1532. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Glue Mine in the Pawn Shop.
  1533. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Glass Of Milk in the Pawn Shop.
  1534. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Mustache Of Life.
  1535. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought the Pawn Shop owner's Frost Mine.
  1536. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Temporary Skip-A-Turn & Incapacitation Immunity wore off.
  1537. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, likes being dead. (1)
  1538. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] is experiencing lag.
  1539. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] ordered his Pixie to prepare the Laser spell.
  1540. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] ordered his Pixie to shoot a laser forward!
  1541. * [Terezi Pyrope]'s Ethereal Gloves burned.
  1542. * [Terezi Pyrope]'s Gallifreyan Time Watch burned.
  1543. * [Jessica Pearson]'s Trash Can burned.
  1544. * [Jessica Pearson]'s Fishing Pole burned.
  1545. * [Your Mom]'s Shield burned.
  1546. * [Your Mom]'s Battery burned.
  1547. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom]!
  1548. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] resurrected thanks to Faith.
  1549. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] used his Leap to jump to space 90.
  1550. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] received a Dark Scroll: Deny.
  1551. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] stood at a crossroads.
  1552. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] ordered his Pixie to prepare the Wealth spell.
  1553. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] ordered his Pixie to cast Wealth. Everyone received 8 Rupees! Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] received 16 Rupees!
  1554. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,!
  1555. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] went to the Magic Shop.
  1556. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] whispers: you're just going to swoop
  1557. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] sprinted 10 spaces forwards.
  1558. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] entered the Magic Shop.
  1559. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought a Light Wand at the Magic Shop.
  1560. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] charged her Light Wand with Revive at the Magic Shop.
  1561. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] gained 2 Mana.
  1562. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used her Dark Wand to turn Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] into a Living Bomb!
  1563. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] used his Mustache Of Life to make his Poison Living.
  1564. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] charged her Dark Wand with Spellsteal at the Magic Shop.
  1565. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] used his Mystery Mixer to turn his Poison into a Mystery Meal.
  1566. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] ate his Mystery Meal and ran 6 spaces forward. Then he noticed he got infected with Chlamydia.
  1567. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
  1568. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom]'s Temporary Luck wore off.
  1569. Frost Mine buried.
  1570. Jukebox: Yuji Ohno - Lupin The III Theme
  1571. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used Force Choke to incapacitate Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri].
  1572. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] received an Auto-Resurrection at the Church.
  1573. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 1 space forward!
  1574. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] soared 6 spaces forwards.
  1575. It's not your turn, Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  1576. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] skipped a turn.
  1577. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] shot himself to space 114 with his ACME Rocket and died!
  1578. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] got killed by the Rocket!
  1579. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] was a Living Bomb and exploded on space 113!
  1580. - Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] was blown to pieces!
  1581. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom]'s death was blocked by Auto-Resurrection!
  1582. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] died and lost all diseases (Chlamydia).
  1583. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] got killed by the Rocket!
  1584. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: y
  1585. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] says: o
  1586. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] clicked for Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri])
  1587. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] used Sabotage to freeze Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]'s Dark Scroll: Deny for 10 turns.
  1588. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
  1589. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] ran after the firetruck and gained 2 karma.
  1590. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] is human again.
  1591. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
  1592. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] went forward 3 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  1593. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: pls no kik
  1594. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used Multiversal Flux to replace her Cheese Eyes with a Demonic Ritual Stone.
  1595. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1596. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bounced 2 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1597. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bounced 3 spaces forward on her ACME Pogo-Stick.
  1598. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] summoned a Hornbeast with her Demonic Ritual Stone.
  1599. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] traveled with the TARDIS...
  1600. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: i just wanted water
  1601. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  1602. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a pair of Boots at the Medieval Market.
  1603. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Shield at the Medieval Market.
  1604. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought an Iron Helmet at the Medieval Market.
  1605. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Fishing Pole at the Medieval Market.
  1606. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Cow at the Medieval Market.
  1607. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a pair of Gloves at the Medieval Market.
  1608. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] failed to use his Confiscate Evidence on Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]: the last used item didn't exist anymore.
  1609. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Skinning Knife at the Medieval Market.
  1610. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Bow & Arrows at the Medieval Market.
  1611. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] commanded her Hornbeast to move herself 8 spaces forward.
  1612. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] is still dead. (1)
  1613. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, is still pushing the daisies. (2)
  1614. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] teleported to Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter].
  1615. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
  1616. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] is safely tucked underground. (1)
  1617. Everyone received a Wildcard: Shops!
  1618. Everyone also received a Rare Wildcard: Traveling Salesmen!
  1619. Income - Everyone gained 10 Rupees.
  1620. It's not your turn, Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope]. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
  1621. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] rolled 9 + 6 = 15.
  1622. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] shifts spaces with Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles].
  1623. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] shot Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
  1624. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] received a Dark Scroll: Slow.
  1625. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] used his Wildcard: Traveling Salesmen to visit a Traveling Salesman!
  1626. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri]'s Diss Card lowered Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, Speed by 1.
  1627. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
  1628. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] used their Dark Scroll to cast Slow on Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,, reducing her Speed by 4 for 2 turns.
  1629. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  1630. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] received a Dark Scroll: Curse Of Resurrection.
  1631. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] is going to the Bank!
  1632. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Steady Progression on Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri].
  1633. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] bought a Gun at Ivan's Weapons Van.
  1634. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] bought a Sword at Ivan's Weapons Van.
  1635. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] bought a Phaser at Ivan's Weapons Van.
  1636. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] bought a Hand Grenade at Ivan's Weapons Van.
  1637. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] used their Wildcard: Traveling Salesmen to visit a Traveling Salesman!
  1638. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] bought a Sniper Rifle at Ivan's Weapons Van.
  1639. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] bought a set of Bow & Arrows at Ivan's Weapons Van.
  1640. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  1641. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] evaded Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]'s Green Lightsaber attack with their Hallucination.
  1642. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Wildcard: Traveling Salesmen to visit a Traveling Salesman!
  1643. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
  1644. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] set his Phaser to Kill.
  1645. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]'s Caffeine Rush wore off.
  1646. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] shot his Phaser at Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri]. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] got hit and fell to the ground... dead.
  1647. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Tome of Magic at the Wizard Shop.
  1648. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought some magical Wizard Robes at the Wizard Shop.
  1649. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Staff at the Wizard Shop.
  1650. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] aimed his Sniper Rifle at Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles].
  1651. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] can shoot in 15 seconds!
  1652. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Wizard Hat at the Wizard Shop.
  1653. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Wabbajack at the Wizard Shop.
  1654. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] bought a Fairy Crystal at the Wizard Shop.
  1655. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] opened up her Tome of Magic. Inside are instructions for 4 spells.
  1656. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] read the instructions for Energize in her Tome of Magic.
  1657. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 5 spaces.
  1658. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Tome of Magic to remove all skill cooldowns from herself! (Trade Routes, Dispel Magic, Quantum Quality, Schrödinger's Box, Multiversal Flux, Radiance and Resurrect)
  1659. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  1660. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Quantum Quality and gained a Delicious Aftertaste!
  1661. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] is safely tucked underground. (2)
  1662. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Speed Boost wore off.
  1663. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 4 spaces.
  1664. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Wabbajack on Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] to cast Wealth. Everyone received 3 Rupees! Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] received 7 Rupees!
  1665. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, is alive! ALIIIIVE!
  1666. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used Multiversal Flux to replace her Bow & Arrows with a Book: Spare Time Efficiency.
  1667. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, stood at a crossroads.
  1668. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  1669. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, ordered her Pixie to prepare the Death spell.
  1670. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] read the instructions for Blessing Of Vengeance in her Tome of Magic.
  1671. A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
  1672. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, ordered her Pixie to murder Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]!
  1673. - Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Concoct cooldown got reset!
  1674. The Pixie has escaped and flown to Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt]!
  1675. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 5 spaces.
  1676. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Tome of Magic to bless herself with the Blessing Of Vengeance.
  1677. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, went to the Brothel.
  1678. Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, had Mojo and had sex with Pamela Anderson in the Dark Room. Such a Seductress!
  1679. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, raised her Spiked Shield and gained Spiked Protection.
  1680. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] ordered his Pixie to prepare the Empowered Dice spell.
  1681. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] ordered his Pixie to grant himself Empowered Dice!
  1682. The Pixie has escaped and flown away!
  1683. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
  1684. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, concocted a flask of Holy Water.
  1685. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, used Condense Magic on her Night Crystal!
  1686. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] read the instructions for Detonation in her Tome of Magic.
  1687. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 5 spaces.
  1688. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Tome of Magic to activate all explosives with the Detonation Spell!
  1689. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope]'s Explosive Sheep exploded!
  1690. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] got killed by an Explosive Sheep!
  1691. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter]'s Frost Mine exploded!
  1692. The impact Froze nearby items for 4 turns:
  1693. - Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Spiked Shield and Holy Water.
  1694. - Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom]'s Holy Water, Red Lightsaber, Dark Scroll: Arcane Explosion, Charged Light Wand, Potato and Parachute.
  1695. - Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter]'s Glue Mine, Jalapenos, Mystery Mixer, Skinning Knife, Glass Of Milk and Pillow.
  1696. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter]'s Glue Mine exploded!
  1697. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] got glued to the floor and got Rooted.
  1698. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] got covered in glue, but had Root Immunity.
  1699. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt]'s Hand Grenade exploded!
  1700. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1701. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, was immune and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1702. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] got killed by a Hand Grenade!
  1703. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, used Condense Magic to create a Light Scroll: Spell Shield.
  1704. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] says: epic
  1705. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, used her Light Scroll to cast Spell Shield on herself.
  1706. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, gained a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn from her Magic Affinity.
  1707. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] rots in peace. (2)
  1708. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: im so behind
  1709. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri]'s Speed Boost wore off.
  1710. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] charged her Orb with Spellsteal!
  1711. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] reincarnated as a Pigeon.
  1712. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] hatched too soon and died.
  1713. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 4 spaces.
  1714. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Dark Orb to steal Magic Barrier from Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri]!
  1715. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] didn't take the shot with his Sniper Rifle and missed his chance.
  1716. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] peacefully rots away. (1)
  1717. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] peacefully rots away. (1)
  1718. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: fuccc
  1719. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] pressed her Easy Button and gained the The Force skill!
  1720. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Glitch Glock to transform her Cow into a Deadly Virus.
  1721. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] is alive! ALIIIIVE!
  1722. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] let loose a savage roar!
  1723. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, fled to space 99.
  1724. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Deadly Virus on Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope]'s corpse. Nothing happened.
  1725. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] received a Dark Scroll: Curse Of Relativity.
  1726. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] used his Dark Scroll to curse Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] with the Curse Of Relativity.
  1727. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] shapeshifted into Snake Form and moved 1 space forward!
  1728. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] drank vodka and staggered back 10 spaces.
  1729. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] is drunk.
  1730. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] used their Shaking Ass Taunt on Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles].
  1731. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, rolled 7.
  1732. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Steady Progression wears off.
  1733. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Slow wore off.
  1734. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Speed Boost wore off.
  1735. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] revived herself with her Soulstone.
  1736. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, has an account balance of 87 Rupees.
  1737. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] gained 2 Mana.
  1738. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used her Light Scroll to cast Life Shield on herself.
  1739. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
  1740. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used her Rocket Boots to jump forward to space 145.
  1741. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] is going to the ACME Shop!
  1742. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, used Arcane Relocation to move Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] 5 spaces backward.
  1743. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] learned the Pathfinding feat from her Brain Massager.
  1744. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Lock Time to lock her own Rupees variable!
  1745. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought a Hand Grenade at the ACME Shop.
  1746. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
  1747. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope]'s Lock Time triggered and reverted her own Rupees back to 23.
  1748. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] banged her Two Halves Of Coconut together to ride forward 4 spaces.
  1749. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] rejoined the living!
  1750. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] successfully blessed her grenade with Holy Water and created a Holy Hand Grenade!
  1751. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] ate her Banana Fish and ran 10 spaces forward.
  1752. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] threw her Holy Hand Grenade to space 156.
  1753. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] got knocked 20 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
  1754. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] was dead and did not receive the skip-a-turn.
  1755. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] got knocked 24 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
  1756. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] shot herself to space 199 with her ACME Rocket and died!
  1757. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] got killed by the Rocket!
  1758. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope]'s death was blocked thanks to Life Shield and gained a renewed Life Shield!
  1759. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] received a Dark Scroll: Slow.
  1760. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]'s dead body is suddenly engulfed in demonic Hellfire! What the fuck?!
  1761. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles]'s corpse was blown high into the air.
  1762. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] used his Wildcard: Traveling Salesmen to visit a Traveling Salesman!
  1763. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] used his Dark Scroll to cast Slow on Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope], reducing her Speed by 4 for 2 turns.
  1764. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] combined her Fish with her Banana to create a Banana Fish.
  1765. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] used his Leap to jump to space 124.
  1766. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] used his Improbability Device and gave everyone Pocket Balls!
  1767. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] used his Wildcard: Traveling Salesmen to visit a Traveling Salesman!
  1768. ***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
  1769. A Minigame will take place in the next Round Effects! Be ready!
  1770. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] gained 2 Mana.
  1771. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used her Light Scroll to cast Spell Shield on herself.
  1772. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] rots in peace. (1)
  1773. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bit Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,, who was immune to the poison.
  1774. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] transmuted his Ring Of Roll Streak and gained 7 Rupees.
  1775. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] cast Nature's Swiftness to reset the cooldowns of his Druid skills.
  1776. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] reduced the cooldown on his Roar, Evasion, Sprint and Leap.
  1777. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] got a Pose Master's Mirror from his Banking!
  1778. Merchant Lawyer Paladin [Louis Litt] is still dead. (2)
  1779. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: i wanttodie
  1780. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] shapeshifted into Crow Form and moved 1 space forward!
  1781. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] soared 5 spaces forwards.
  1782. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] is still pushing the daisies. (2)
  1783. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] gained Evasion for 2 turns!
  1784. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used her Sonic Screwdriver to call the Doctor.
  1785. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
  1786. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] resurrected Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] with his Curse Of Resurrection.
  1787. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter]'s Curse Of Resurrection wore off.
  1788. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] used his Leap to jump to space 132.
  1789. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Bend Space on space 125, which caused Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri], Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] and Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] to move there.
  1790. Jukebox: Eek A Mouse - Ganja Smuggling
  1791. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] felt the Flow Of Magic and moved forward 3 spaces.
  1792. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used Radiance to remove all skill cooldowns from herself! (Trade Routes and Quantum Quality)
  1793. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used her Quantum Quality and gained the Ni! skill!
  1794. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] crawled into her Schrödinger's Box, becoming immune to death for 2 turns!
  1795. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought a Sniper Rifle at Ivan's Weapons Van.
  1796. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought a Gun at Ivan's Weapons Van.
  1797. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used The Force to knock Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] 5 spaces backward.
  1798. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] went forward 2 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
  1799. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought a Phaser at Ivan's Weapons Van.
  1800. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] successfully smashed her Two Halves Of Coconut with her Hammer and created Cocos Pieces.
  1801. Assassin Barbarian Druid [Dexter] bought a Lightsaber at Ivan's Weapons Van.
  1802. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] successfully sliced her Coconut with her Sword and created Two Halves Of Coconut.
  1803. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] ate her Cocos Pieces and ran 14 spaces forward.
  1804. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] used Multiversal Flux to replace her Wabbajack with a Butter Bot.
  1805. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, rolled 8 + 5 = 13.
  1806. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Evasion wore off.
  1807. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry,'s Killer Instincts Speed Boost wore off.
  1808. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] dispelled Magic Barrier from Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope].
  1809. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, received a Dark Scroll: Curse Of Relativity.
  1810. Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] dug for treasure and found a Rupee.
  1811. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, picked up 3 snowballs.
  1812. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, had her Speed increased by 1 by Gandalf the Grey.
  1813. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] rolled 9 - 2 = 7.
  1814. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, used her Dark Scroll to curse Quantum Physicist Pacman Priestess Merchant [Snuggles] with the Curse Of Relativity.
  1815. Seductress Enchantress Alchemist Overlord Assassin [Jessica Pearson], the fuzzberry, didn't have enough money to use her Alchemize skill.
  1816. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] traveled with the TARDIS...
  1817. ...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
  1818. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] fished in the well in the Middle Ages and caught a Fish.
  1819. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] filled her Bucket with water from the well in the Middle Ages.
  1820. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1821. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1822. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward.
  1823. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1824. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1825. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward.
  1826. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1827. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Flash to teleport 4 spaces forward.
  1828. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1829. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] used Flash to teleport 5 spaces forward.
  1830. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] had all her bad magic dispelled at the Church. (Slow)
  1831. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] won the game!
  1832. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: cries
  1833. Snuggles has left the game!
  1834. Time Twister Priestess Sorceress [Terezi Pyrope] says: gg
  1835. Dexter has left the game!
  1836. Jessica Pearson has left the game!
  1837. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] says: after party fam
  1838. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] says: gg
  1839. *** AFTER PARTY! ***
  1840. You can now use items and skills, even if you are dead, incapacitated or disarmed!
  1841. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] let loose a savage roar!
  1842. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri] used their Pocket Ball on nothing.
  1843. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] used his Alchemize skill to turn 8 Rupees into a Pumpkin.
  1844. Merchant Illusionist Saboteur [Auri]'s Fair Trade failed: they had no tradable items.
  1845. Merchant Barbarian Alchemist [Your Mom] ate his Pumpkin and moved forward 2 spaces.
  1846. MumuPikachu won!
  1847.  
  1848. MumuPikachu: 'Lagtest'
  1849.  
  1850. Name Kills Deaths Suicides Space
  1851. MumuPikachu 0 10 1 267
  1852. #strawberry 16 3 1 190
  1853. slay 14 2 2 125
  1854. xRue 3 4 0 125
  1855. VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV 2 8 0 120
  1856. fuzzygreen 2 10 1 119
  1857. JSociety 1 9 0 86
  1858.  
  1859. Game Time: 01:14:20
  1860.  
  1861. After Party
  1862.  
  1863. MumuPikachu simply owned.
  1864. #strawberry got pwnd. Ya rly!
  1865. Watching slay play was like beating my head against a brick wall. Even more so.
  1866. xRue is a dead loser.
  1867. Watching VxXTheKawaiiOneXxV play was like beating my head against a brick wall. Even more so.
  1868. fuzzygreen cries quietly.
  1869. JSociety is nothing but a rotting failure.
  1870.  
  1871. Create Game! ---- Go back to the lobby!
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