shiro script

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40RDIq1ABEA

Title:
Forcibly removed from the frame with incorrect answers! The suspenseful quiz dojo! [061]



Commentary:
The camera went too hard on me! ヾ(｡＞﹏＜｡)ﾉﾞ✧

* PS:
At 1m45s in the video, there's an error with what was written as the correct answer.
The correct answer is 12,500 yen.

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Script:
Hello, I'm Shiro.
Ev... Everyone! Today, I...
want to stay in the frame you're seeing now...
and do my best to answer some questions!
An idol needs to be able to stay in front of a camera all the time.
And so...
Today I want to train myself so that I can be in front of a camera at all times!
Well, here I go!
First question
Alright! Um...
An entrance [出口] has one.
An emergency exit [非常口] has two.
An escape door [脱出口] has four.
An evacuation door [避難口] has nine. What is it!?
Eh!? What could it be?
An entrance has one?
An emergency exit has two?
Heh?
And an escape door has four?
Ah!!
I've got it!
Ah! I've got it!
The hint is that the question's text was all kanji!
Um, it's the squares...
It's the number of "口" shapes, isn't it?
And the answer is...
What is it...?
Answer: The number of "口"
I got iiit!!
I got the answer within 30 seconds so apparently that means I'm excellent!
Go me!
What's next?
Second question
A picture and a frame together cost 15,000 yen to buy.
The price of the picture alone was exactly 10,000 yen more expensive than the frame.
How much did the picture cost?
Hm!?
Isn't it 5,000 yen?
Hoh!?
Answer: 2,500 yen
Hah!
Waaaaaaaaaaaah...
OK! Eh...
I seem to have been pushed really far back!
Aah~ I've gotta use my head a bit more!
I'll refwe...
I'll reflect on it, but next question!
Haaaaah...
I fell for it!
What's next?
Third question
A messenger of god is known as an angel [tenshi].
Actually, there's an angel that rides inside a train.
What exactly is it called?
An angel...
that rides inside a train?
Archangel Shiro!
Hahah!
Bow down before me.
Eh, what could it be...?
An angel...
Handles...
Seats...
Train doors...
Eh, what is it?
What is it? Inside a train...
Tenshi... Angel, angel...
Heh!?
What is it?
Twain...
A train...
Train twain...
That's not right...
Eh!?
I've got no idea...
Te... Telephone!!
Ah, that wasn't right...
The hint is "an occupation"!
An occupation?
An occupation?
Occupations...
Florist...
Baker...
Fireman...
Angel...
Banker...
Doctor...
Youtuber...
Hm?
I have no idea!
Aaaah!!
Please don't!
Nobody will be able to see me now...
Uuuh.
Mmmm...
What was the answer!?
Answer: Driver [Untenshi]
The driveeer!?
That got me.
The driver...
How was I supposed to get that!?
Un Tenshi
Now I feel refreshed!
Even though I finally thought about throwing a ball.
Ah, this is bad. My presence...
Ah.
I'm over here!
I'll try my best to movements as flashy as possible.
Give me the next question, please!
Fourth question
When you tie up [musubu] the tail of it...
Squeeze!
Let's tie it up.
All of a sudden, it turns into a different kind of food!
A French cruller!
Eh?
A French cruller...
Like from Mr Donut...
The thing that's like a churro...
A French cruller!
It's delicious!
I love strawberry French crullers!
Eh? That's not it?
What could it be...?
A whip scorpion (lit. "tail bug")?
When you tie up the tail...?
Tail [shippo]...
Drenched [shippori]!
I have no idea!
Aaaah! How cruel.
This is so cruel!
Uuuuuh...
I'm over here, everyone!
Mm, this is cruel.
I'll move around.
Ah, this is so cruel.
What was the answer...?
Answer: Rice balls [omusubi]
Ooooh!
That's so smart...
Fifth question
Alcohol is allowed when you're 20 years old.
Cigarettes, which are for adults, are also allowed when you're 20 years old!
So from what age are you allowed to ride in a car?
You can ride in a car from when you're 0 years old!
From the moment you're born, you can ride in a car!
Did I get it right? Did I get it right?
Answer: 0 years old
Eh!?
I got it right but that doesn't mean it zooms in...
That's just too cruel...
Even though I'm trying my hardest...
Next!
Sixth question
Up to 30 people can get in this particular giant submarine.
Today, 29 people got in the submarine.
Even though it wasn't at full capacity, the submarine started to sink lower and lower.
What exactly was the reason?
Because there things other than people on it?
Or before that...
The door of the submarine wasn't closed!
How's that?
Wait, wait!
Maybe it's that!
Maybe it's referring to the sun going down!
Eh, I've got to pick one...
The sun! It's the sun setting!
Final answer!
That's wrong!?
Hyaaaaah!!
Everyone...
It's Shiro.
Can you hear my voice?
I... got erased by the strong power of the riddles.
Could everyone... please think about the answer...
To the last question in the comments...
And please tell Shiro...
And please tell Shiro, who's in heaven now, the answer...
Thank you... very much for watching...
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...
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