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- Thanks. Have a good class.
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- Okay, someone has to address
- this towel situation.
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- 'Cause, like, I labeled the bins
- specifically for certain towels.
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- Hi. Renee Bennett.
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- - Oh.
- - Uh, Renee Bennett.
- 6
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- Is this not where I go?
- 7
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- No, this is where you go.
- Just sign in here.
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- - Okay.
- - Do you need shoes?
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- 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:01,281
- - Yes.
- - Okay, what size?
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- Eight.
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- 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,613
- - Eight?
- - Seven.
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- - Seven. Okay.
- - Nine. And a half.
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- Nine and a half?
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- - Nine...
- - Okay. Yeah.
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- Double-wide?
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- Double what?
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- Double-wide.
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- Like the trailer?
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- 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,462
- - Um...
- - Double-wide. Just...
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- 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,094
- Do we have a double-wide shoe?
- 21
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- It's just like a regular shoe,
- but it's wider,
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- and then it's wider for that.
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- I guess for just wider feet.
- 24
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- You know what?
- I think we have a male instructor
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- who used to be, like, a fireman.
- 26
- 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,518
- - Maybe he matches your big foot?
- - It's... It's not...
- 27
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- I'm just going to take these.
- These are perfect.
- 28
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- Okay. Have a good class.
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- So, your first time?
- 30
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- Mmm-hmm.
- 31
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- Me too.
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- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 33
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- We all got to start somewhere, right?
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- Yeah.
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- - All right, well, good luck.
- - Yeah.
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- - See you in there.
- - See you.
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- Sorry.
- 38
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- What's up?
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- Sorry.
- 40
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- Oh, shit, are you okay?
- 41
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- Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
- 42
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- Yeah.
- 43
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- No, seriously, are... are you okay?
- 'Cause that looks bad.
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- 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,022
- Yeah, no, I'm just going
- to get some smaller shoes.
- 45
- 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,896
- - Are you okay?
- - Um... yeah.
- 46
- 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,983
- Hey, guys, this is Jen,
- and today I wanted to share
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- another really cool
- hair tutorial with you.
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- This look is a very punk rock
- faux hawk using ponytails.
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- 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,573
- I'm going to start at the top
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- and add a bump to the top of my head.
- 51
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- Back comb with some hair spray
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- until you have a lot of volume there.
- 53
- 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:57,086
- Now I'm taking another little section
- a little bit wider.
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- Now tie this part back.
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- Now the very end of your ponytail
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- you might have this little bit
- of hair at the end.
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- So I'm just going to give it
- a lot of volume.
- 58
- 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,093
- So, this is the final look.
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- I hope you guys enjoyed this rock star,
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- kind of punk rock mohawk faux hawk.
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- If you did, don't forget
- to give this video a thumbs up
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- and subscribe to this channel
- if you need more hair tutorials.
- 63
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- This is Jen, and I will
- talk to you guys next time.
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- 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,243
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
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- Are you shopping for a gift?
- 66
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- Oh, no, just kind of browsing for me.
- 67
- 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:39,254
- Okay. Um, so sizing
- is a little limited here in the store,
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- but you could probably
- find your size online.
- 69
- 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,524
- A guy ran by. It was weird.
- 70
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- - I'm trying.
- - Just, like, ask.
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- Get in there.
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- Mason?
- 73
- 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,806
- Should we have more, like, banter?
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- Nah, I'm good.
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- 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,146
- We should have fun in here.
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- We should come in
- and be, like, excited to interact.
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- I had sex last night.
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- Uh... Oh, cool.
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- I was alone.
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- Forget it.
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- 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,542
- Did you get that email from Corporate?
- 82
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- Complaints about the Clafoutis lipstick?
- 83
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- The Clafoutis?
- 84
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- Customers are saying it's way more orange
- than it looks online.
- 85
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- No. Okay, then tell me
- this isn't the exact same color.
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- Look at this.
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- Look.
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- I just write code.
- 89
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- Come on, Mason.
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- This is exactly why they should just
- let us run the website
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- from the 5th Avenue headquarters.
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- Right?
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- God!
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- Why does Lily LeClaire, like, hide us
- in this weird Chinatown basement?
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- I'm so sick of it.
- Aren't you sick of this?
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- No.
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- I'm getting out of here.
- I'm getting a coffee.
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- A real coffee. Not that crap.
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- Do... Do you want anything?
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- - Baguetti.
- - You mean a baguette?
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- 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,708
- - Yeah.
- - You want a whole baguette?
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- Half.
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- Half a baguette. That's not weird.
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- - Yeah?
- - Yeah, the highlighter does it.
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- - Viv, you look gorgeous.
- - Really?
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- - Right?
- - You look really beautiful.
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- Ooh.
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- 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,480
- Wow. I mean, I do look pretty.
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- Just... I don't know if I look like me.
- 110
- 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,192
- No, you don't look like yourself.
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- 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,319
- But you do look like Selena Gomez
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- in that video
- where she says, "It ain't me."
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- It is you. Like, I recreated it.
- 114
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- Are you sure I don't look like
- sort of, like, a lady of the night?
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- Like a prostitute?
- 116
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- "Come over here, boys."
- 117
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- No, and they don't talk like that anymore.
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- It's, like, kind of rad that your work
- lets you take all this stuff.
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- - I know.
- - Well, it's more like implied...
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- You know, they're not like,
- "Here's a gift bag."
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- But I steal it.
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- No, but a lot of it's recalled.
- They wouldn't care.
- 123
- 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,008
- Like, this one they said
- looks like contraception.
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- 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,594
- Oh, hey, it really does.
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- 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,394
- That's exactly
- what my pill pack looks like.
- 126
- 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:09,565
- Yeah, but a lot of people like having sex
- and not having a baby,
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- 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,187
- so I don't know what the problem is.
- 128
- 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,609
- I met this baby the other day
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- 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,403
- that was, like, wack as hell. Honestly.
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- 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,606
- - Really?
- - Okay.
- 131
- 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,361
- This is the Groupies site?
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- 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,568
- It's not "Groupies." It's Grouper Date.
- 133
- 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,449
- And you're not bailing
- because we need three people
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- 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,700
- in order to get matched on a date.
- 135
- 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,201
- - Yes.
- - Yeah, but look at them.
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- 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,624
- Come look at these pictures.
- These are the people we're competing with?
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- 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,586
- Three Eurasian cocktail waitresses.
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- 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,791
- - Yeah?
- - Three Australian wakeboarders.
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- 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,300
- And the Hadids!
- 140
- 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,214
- Is that the mom?
- 141
- 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,465
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,639
- I'm not competing with this.
- I'm not doing it.
- 143
- 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:45,058
- Well, Renee, the thing is,
- like, different kinds of men
- 144
- 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,556
- are looking for different things.
- 145
- 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,060
- Like, I mean, I know
- that my guy is going to be interested
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- 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,109
- in the fact that I like true crime
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- 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,652
- and inter-species animal friendships.
- 148
- 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,900
- - Please...
- - And I've added them all on dares...
- 149
- 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,198
- No, don't put that on the profile.
- 150
- 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,367
- Oh, my God, Viv,
- nobody cares about the profile.
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- 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,988
- No one even looks at the profile.
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- 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,163
- The picture is all that matters,
- and you get a picture of yourself
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- 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,036
- and you feel, like, really good about it
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- 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,618
- and you hide your double chin,
- you hide your acne,
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- 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,085
- and you hide your cellulite.
- 156
- 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,336
- And then when the guy meets you
- in person, he's, like, so disappointed.
- 157
- 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,416
- Or you take a picture of yourself
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- 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,547
- where you feel like
- it really looks like you.
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- 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,424
- And then you check your profile
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- 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,257
- and no one is liking it
- or clicking it or twitting it
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- 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,012
- or... poking you.
- 162
- 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,810
- And you didn't even want to go out
- with this guy in the first place.
- 163
- 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,182
- But he's rejecting you,
- and... and it's not fair,
- 164
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- and I'm sick of it.
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- 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,564
- Well...
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- 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,820
- You raise a lot
- of interesting points, Renee.
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- 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:45,028
- - And thank you for that pep talk.
- - Yes, thank you.
- 168
- 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,738
- I feel like this is exactly
- what we needed.
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- 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,948
- You guys are jerks.
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- 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,908
- Let's just take a fun picture.
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- 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,459
- - Yeah.
- - Let's just do it.
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- 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,707
- - I'm a photo queen!
- - Look at this face!
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- 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,626
- - Whoo!
- - Okay.
- 174
- 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,629
- That's not good.
- 175
- 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,169
- We look like we're being attacked, Viv.
- 176
- 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,380
- - That's bad.
- - I look mid-poop.
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- 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,137
- It looks like you're, like,
- having sex with me.
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- 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,056
- Viv!
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- 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,055
- Okay...
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- 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,640
- Okay... And three.
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- 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,108
- And that's the one.
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- 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:22,985
- What the hell, Mason?
- 183
- 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,159
- I spilled salad dressing on myself.
- 184
- 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,114
- God, look, I know this office
- isn't the epicenter of anything,
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- 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,450
- but once we stop feeling compelled
- to participate in things like pants,
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- 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,869
- we've gone too far outside
- the social contract.
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- 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,829
- We're in a crisis, Renee.
- The server's down.
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- 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,380
- It's happened before,
- it always comes back online,
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- 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,628
- - but not this time.
- - Oh, no... Wait, wait.
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- 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,797
- How are we going to get
- the web traffic reports
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- 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,003
- to Corporate for their 11:00 a.m.?
- 192
- 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,588
- It's our only job in this stupid office!
- 193
- 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,890
- I'm already printing out the reports,
- and it's not stupid.
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- 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,721
- Maybe a little.
- 195
- 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,686
- Either way, you can leave
- our stupid office in about ten seconds.
- 196
- 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,222
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 197
- 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,147
- You think I'm going
- to Lily LeClaire today?
- 198
- 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,268
- Oh, no,
- I am not going to Lily LeClaire.
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- 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,523
- I promise you that, okay?
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- 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,229
- - I did not shower.
- - You never shower.
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- 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,193
- I never shower for work.
- 202
- 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,866
- Okay, I shower at night.
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- 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,365
- When I shower is my business.
- I'm not going there.
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- 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,913
- No. I'm wearing bathing suit bottoms
- 'cause I have no clean undies.
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- 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,538
- I have a Bed Bath & Beyond bag
- for my purse. No!
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- 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,834
- Repeat after me.
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- 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,296
- - I am brave.
- - I am brave.
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- 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,214
- - I am blonde.
- - I am blonde.
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- 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,883
- - And I got this.
- - And I got this.
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- 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,052
- - I am brave!
- - I am brave!
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- 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,504
- - I am blonde!
- - I am blonde!
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- 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,883
- - And I got this!
- - And I got this!
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- 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,010
- I am brave!
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- 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,530
- For Steve in Marketing.
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- 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,859
- Okay, great. I'll make sure she gets them.
- 216
- 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,658
- Is that Avery LeClaire?
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- 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,710
- - Yeah.
- - There she is again. Oh!
- 218
- 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,128
- Oh, my God. She's right there.
- 219
- 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,554
- Is that so cool?
- 220
- 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,801
- What's that?
- 221
- 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,974
- You know, being the receptionist here?
- Just...
- 222
- 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,767
- being around it all?
- 223
- 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,890
- Well, I'm just an intern filling in.
- 224
- 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,522
- They're trying to find
- a new receptionist, actually.
- 225
- 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,148
- Shut up.
- 226
- 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,400
- Oh, come on. It's like a dream job.
- 227
- 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,320
- Um, I'll make sure
- Marketing gets these papers.
- 228
- 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,397
- Okay.
- 229
- 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:09,732
- I'm gonna head out.
- 230
- 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,658
- Can we all say hello
- to my grandmother, Lily,
- 231
- 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,860
- who will be joining us today?
- 232
- 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,070
- Hello, Lily.
- 233
- 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,405
- We are in our third quarter
- of our fiscal year,
- 234
- 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,536
- and as you are all aware,
- the research results
- 235
- 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,460
- have come in on our diffusion line.
- 236
- 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,334
- Do you have to say "diffusion" like that?
- 237
- 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,507
- - Like what?
- - Like it means "low end"?
- 238
- 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,754
- It does mean "low end."
- 239
- 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,261
- It also means "accessible."
- 240
- 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,097
- Or "thoughtfully priced."
- 241
- 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,264
- Say it like that.
- 242
- 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,101
- Okay.
- 243
- 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:44,187
- It seems that we have some work to do
- on our diffusion line
- 244
- 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,896
- because we are new
- to the diffusion landscape.
- 245
- 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,072
- We need to get people used
- to seeing our products
- 246
- 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:54,118
- not just at Saks and Bendel's,
- but also at Target and Kohl's.
- 247
- 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,244
- Jenn, go.
- 248
- 00:15:56,831 --> 00:16:00,871
- Well, it says here that 74%
- of core diffusion demo respondents
- 249
- 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,952
- strongly believe that we are...
- 250
- 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,957
- elitist pricks.
- 251
- 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:10,964
- Okay, so what I am hearing
- is that we need to pivot in order...
- 252
- 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,221
- This is not rocket science, Avery.
- 253
- 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,094
- We're just trying to start...
- 254
- 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,890
- a line of accessible cosmetics at Target.
- 255
- 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,438
- Who here has gone
- makeup shopping at Target?
- 256
- 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,890
- - You?
- - No!
- 257
- 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,270
- - Either of you?
- - Mmm.
- 258
- 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,650
- No.
- 259
- 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,146
- Unbelievable.
- 260
- 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:37,119
- People think that we are elitists
- who do not belong at Target,
- 261
- 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,662
- and they may be right.
- 262
- 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,115
- But when people walk into this office,
- 263
- 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:46,587
- I want them to see that Lily LeClaire
- includes everyone.
- 264
- 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,835
- Even bargain shoppers.
- 265
- 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,177
- "Must be passionate about beauty..."
- 266
- 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,640
- Me.
- 267
- 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,594
- "...and dream of sitting in our lobby..."
- 268
- 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,554
- Me.
- 269
- 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,856
- "...at the center of it all."
- 270
- 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,524
- "Must be stylish and full of confidence."
- 271
- 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,023
- I mean...
- 272
- 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,034
- Maybe not full of confidence.
- 273
- 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,498
- "The first face people see
- when they come to our office,
- 274
- 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,291
- in some ways,
- the real face of our beauty line."
- 275
- 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,004
- Whatever.
- 276
- 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,256
- Yes, it is the perfect job.
- 277
- 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,054
- Of course, I know that. I'm just...
- 278
- 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,382
- I don't even see a point in applying.
- 279
- 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,683
- I have no shot.
- 280
- 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,431
- Yeah.
- 281
- 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,263
- I'm not exactly the face
- they're looking for.
- 282
- 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,233
- Oh. Hey, Jane, can I call you back?
- 283
- 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,025
- Hi.
- 284
- 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,612
- Um, Renee. We kind of met at SoulCycle...
- 285
- 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,823
- - Oh, my God.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 286
- 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,282
- How's your vagina?
- 287
- 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,496
- - Oh.
- - Like, the whole region?
- 288
- 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,703
- Thanks for asking.
- 289
- 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,504
- The region is kind of
- as good as can be expected.
- 290
- 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,502
- Was there blood?
- 291
- 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,083
- There was not not-blood.
- 292
- 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,257
- Hey, hi.
- 293
- 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:16,876
- Wow.
- 294
- 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,087
- - Hi.
- - I'm sorry, I'm so lost.
- 295
- 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,265
- Could you tell me where to find
- that squeezy dish soap?
- 296
- 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,432
- - Uh...
- - Yeah, you're probably wondering
- 297
- 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,353
- why I'm not asking, you know,
- the person that obviously works here.
- 298
- 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,304
- But...
- 299
- 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,851
- I don't work here.
- 300
- 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,775
- But I've gotten really good at dishes.
- 301
- 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,691
- And so, I was just wondering
- if you might have some dishes...
- 302
- 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,614
- Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry, I forgot.
- It's in aisle 10.
- 303
- 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,657
- - Hey, we're good, sir.
- - Oh.
- 304
- 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,699
- I was thinking,
- you can give me your number...
- 305
- 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,280
- Um, I'm so sorry,
- I don't give out my number.
- 306
- 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,956
- It's nice to meet you.
- 307
- 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,034
- - So...
- - It's nice to meet you.
- 308
- 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,289
- Good luck with the dishes
- and everything else.
- 309
- 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,369
- Thank you.
- 310
- 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,041
- Does that kind of stuff
- happen all the time?
- 311
- 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,797
- What, him?
- 312
- 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:02,678
- Yeah, like a guy, like, trying to hook up
- with you in a totally normal place?
- 313
- 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,308
- Yeah, I'm sure that happens
- to you all the time, too.
- 314
- 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,764
- Uh, no.
- 315
- 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,720
- That has literally never
- happened to me in my life.
- 316
- 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,022
- - Okay, well, I don't believe you.
- - Wait, can I ask you a question?
- 317
- 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,064
- Yeah.
- 318
- 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,188
- Did you ever go on a trip
- to, like, Italy or something,
- 319
- 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,611
- and you land at the airport
- and then, like...
- 320
- 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,109
- you meet these two guys,
- 321
- 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,317
- and they're like,
- "Hey, come on this yacht with us,"
- 322
- 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,574
- and then you wind up going on
- a yacht trip in, like, Capri.
- 323
- 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,828
- And it's like this whole other part
- of your trip you didn't even foresee.
- 324
- 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,791
- - But, like...
- - Yeah.
- 325
- 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,538
- I had one like that last summer.
- 326
- 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,746
- - In Greece, though, not Italy.
- - I knew it.
- 327
- 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,831
- - I knew it! I knew it!
- - Yeah.
- 328
- 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,461
- God, I knew that stuff happened.
- 329
- 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,006
- Oh, man, I've just...
- 330
- 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,634
- I've always wondered
- what it feels like to be just...
- 331
- 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,507
- undeniably pretty.
- 332
- 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,762
- And just have all those parts in life
- open up to you
- 333
- 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:54,190
- that... you only get to experience
- when you look like you.
- 334
- 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,279
- Just once...
- 335
- 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,529
- - I mean...
- - I don't think that this mascara
- 336
- 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,454
- or Wet n Wild bronzer can do
- that kind of heavy lifting. So...
- 337
- 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,536
- I'll just pray for a miracle.
- 338
- 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,868
- Hey. It's not in 10.
- 339
- 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,464
- Nine. It was aisle nine.
- Do you want me to show you?
- 340
- 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,792
- Can we get you back to register two?
- 341
- 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,751
- I don't work here.
- 342
- 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,062
- Make my wish. Right.
- 343
- 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,190
- I wish I were big.
- 344
- 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,207
- This is crazy! This is crazy!
- 345
- 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,758
- I wish...
- 346
- 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,094
- I wish I was beautiful!
- 347
- 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,104
- Please.
- 348
- 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,364
- Please, please, please. Please.
- 349
- 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,226
- What's up, SoHo? I'm Luna!
- 350
- 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,148
- Hey!
- 351
- 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,777
- Are you ready?
- 352
- 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,532
- All right, y'all, I don't know
- what you came in here for today,
- 353
- 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,986
- but what I do know is that
- the miracle is already here.
- 354
- 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,951
- You just have to open your heart
- and receive it.
- 355
- 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,577
- I want you to look in the mirror
- 356
- 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,035
- and visualize the change
- you came in here for.
- 357
- 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,791
- Is it spiritual? Is it physical?
- 358
- 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,334
- Is it emotional?
- 359
- 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,759
- Today I want you to look in the mirror.
- 360
- 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,087
- You're not going to see
- what you normally see.
- 361
- 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:33,175
- Today you're going to see
- what you've always wanted to be.
- 362
- 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,264
- So, you ready to get your life?
- 363
- 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,098
- SoHo, are you ready to get your life?
- 364
- 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,602
- Change your mind!
- 365
- 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,231
- Change your body! Change your life!
- 366
- 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,606
- Yeah!
- 367
- 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,938
- Coming out of the saddle
- 368
- 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,023
- in three, two, one! Up!
- 369
- 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,946
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- 370
- 00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,705
- We got a white girl down.
- 371
- 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,051
- Hey.
- 372
- 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,053
- You hit your head really hard
- on the way down.
- 373
- 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,436
- Oh. Sorry. Oh, God.
- 374
- 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,810
- Here's an ice pack.
- 375
- 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,065
- Oh, God, thank you.
- 376
- 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,778
- And some water.
- 377
- 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,241
- And we have a complimentary bandana.
- 378
- 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,197
- - So...
- - Aww.
- 379
- 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,495
- You didn't have to do that.
- This is too much.
- 380
- 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,417
- This is huge.
- 381
- 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,336
- Did something happen to your arm?
- 382
- 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,970
- Should I call a doctor?
- 383
- 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,262
- Yeah...
- 384
- 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,448
- Are your legs okay?
- 385
- 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,948
- No! They're not okay.
- 386
- 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:17,946
- They're...
- 387
- 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,117
- amazing. Oh, my God.
- 388
- 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,540
- Do I look super toned to you?
- 389
- 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:25,787
- Uh...
- 390
- 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,918
- I don't know how to answer that.
- 391
- 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,883
- - Oh, my God, feel my abs!
- - Uh...
- 392
- 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,053
- - Rock hard, right?
- - Feels full.
- 393
- 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,595
- - It's a rock.
- - Uh-huh.
- 394
- 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:36,381
- Wait...
- 395
- 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,776
- Wait.
- 396
- 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,862
- Wait, no.
- 397
- 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,153
- Wait.
- 398
- 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:55,946
- Wait.
- 399
- 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,492
- - That's me?
- - Yeah.
- 400
- 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,073
- No.
- 401
- 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:12,175
- What? Oh, my God, do you see this?
- 402
- 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,422
- Yes?
- 403
- 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:17,677
- I mean... look at me! Look at my jawline!
- 404
- 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,433
- No, no, I always...
- I always wanted this to happen.
- 405
- 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,930
- You dream this will happen,
- 406
- 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,478
- but I never thought
- it would really happen!
- 407
- 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:24,850
- I mean... look at me!
- 408
- 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,478
- Look at my boobs! Look at my ass!
- 409
- 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,150
- I'm...
- 410
- 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,272
- beautiful!
- 411
- 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:39,194
- All right, if you're good,
- 412
- 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,863
- I'm going to take this back
- and go to the front.
- 413
- 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,956
- As long as you don't sue.
- 414
- 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,319
- Hey, great dress.
- 415
- 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,570
- Thanks. It's from Target.
- 416
- 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,617
- Of course it is.
- 417
- 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,286
- Aren't girls like us so lucky,
- 418
- 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,991
- that we can shop, like, anywhere
- and still look fly as hell?
- 419
- 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,576
- - I guess.
- - Yeah!
- 420
- 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,248
- Oh, gosh! Thank you.
- 421
- 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,875
- Chivalry, alive and well.
- 422
- 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,384
- Jimmy, come here!
- 423
- 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,436
- Mwah!
- 424
- 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:56,775
- For Lisa in HR.
- 425
- 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,572
- My name's Renee Bennett,
- 426
- 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,742
- and I'm applying for the receptionist job.
- 427
- 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,295
- Don't scream.
- 428
- 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,209
- Slowly turn around.
- 429
- 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,635
- Okay, I know you don't recognize me.
- 430
- 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:23,805
- - I know that.
- - Mmm.
- 431
- 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:27,181
- But I'm going to prove to you
- that I am your friend.
- 432
- 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,058
- - Your good friend...
- - Hey, sluts.
- 433
- 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,982
- Oh, my God. Okay. Don't scream.
- 434
- 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,559
- No, no one...
- no one is screaming.
- 435
- 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,652
- Don't even make the noise you just made.
- 436
- 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:40,907
- Okay. Okay, now I know
- you don't recognize me.
- 437
- 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,035
- You're thinking, "Who is this girl?
- And why is she here?
- 438
- 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:47,410
- What was she doing covering
- our screaming-ass mouths?"
- 439
- 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,578
- You guys, it's me.
- 440
- 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,660
- Renee.
- 441
- 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,123
- What's happening?
- 442
- 00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:58,840
- Full spin.
- 443
- 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,755
- Oh, my God, you don't believe me.
- 444
- 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:04,839
- Why would you? Okay.
- 445
- 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,095
- I'm going to prove to you that I'm Renee.
- 446
- 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,768
- All right, I'm just going
- to tell you something
- 447
- 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,062
- that there's no way I would know
- unless I was Renee.
- 448
- 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,514
- Okay. Um...
- 449
- 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,809
- Oh, remember the summer
- we all were gonna get those tattoos
- 450
- 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,441
- of the 90210 characters
- on our ankle. Right?
- 451
- 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,487
- But we decided not to
- because we were like,
- 452
- 00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,112
- "What if we don't always feel
- this strongly about the actors?"
- 453
- 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,194
- Thank God. How would anyone know that?
- 454
- 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,654
- Everyone would know that, right?
- 455
- 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:30,456
- Because I actually got Andrea Zuckerman
- 456
- 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,876
- tattooed on my ankle
- before you guys bailed on the idea.
- 457
- 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,294
- I forgot that, I'm sorry.
- 458
- 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,121
- - I still feel so bad.
- - No.
- 459
- 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,048
- What's something only
- I would know? Help me.
- 460
- 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,713
- You have HPV.
- 461
- 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,795
- - Everybody has HPV.
- - I have it, too.
- 462
- 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:47,098
- The point is, it's me! Renee!
- 463
- 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,176
- And I don't know how this happened,
- and I can't explain it.
- 464
- 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:54,105
- All I know is that Luna
- reached into my SoulCycled soul
- 465
- 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,478
- and just gave me what I've always wanted.
- 466
- 00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,563
- The chance to be beautiful!
- 467
- 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:00,895
- Oh.
- 468
- 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:03,732
- - Yeah, well, that's great.
- - Yeah.
- 469
- 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,492
- - I'm so happy for you...
- - Are you?
- 470
- 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,444
- ...that you are working out
- 471
- 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:11,952
- and that that clearly is making,
- like, a big change for you.
- 472
- 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,624
- I mean, like, I hear really good things
- 473
- 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,578
- about SoulCycle and, like, you look great.
- 474
- 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:20,666
- Great? Guys, I'm a Kardashian.
- One of the Jenner ones.
- 475
- 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,797
- Maybe now that your contacts are in...
- 476
- 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,004
- I don't wear contacts.
- I don't wear glasses.
- 477
- 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,589
- I was just taking a swing,
- 478
- 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,515
- - and it was a miss.
- - Yeah.
- 479
- 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,469
- You're trying to make sense
- of this, and you can't.
- 480
- 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,975
- That's true. We cannot make sense of this.
- 481
- 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,182
- But I want you guys to know
- that even though I look like
- 482
- 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,269
- this very different, very hot person,
- 483
- 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,273
- it's still me in here.
- 484
- 00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:43,729
- It's Renee.
- 485
- 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,191
- I'm not going anywhere.
- 486
- 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,072
- - Okay.
- - Okay?
- 487
- 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:49,322
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 488
- 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:50,949
- But I am going to go to the bar
- and get us drinks.
- 489
- 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,200
- I could use one.
- 490
- 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,782
- - Tequila?
- - Sure.
- 491
- 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,372
- How would I know that, unless I was Renee?
- 492
- 00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,121
- Okay.
- 493
- 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:11,303
- Hey, Mason.
- I'm sorry I can't make it again.
- 494
- 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,968
- I'll have to work remotely,
- I have pink eye.
- 495
- 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,182
- Yeah, it's really bad.
- 496
- 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,932
- It's like, it looks like
- my eyes are bleeding.
- 497
- 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,812
- Um...
- 498
- 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:24,062
- Yeah, no, I... I know
- it doesn't affect your voice,
- 499
- 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,897
- but it's like the really bad kind
- 500
- 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,404
- that, like, causes flare-ups
- in prison populations.
- 501
- 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,825
- Look, I gotta go, I'm going to the doctor.
- 502
- 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:34,451
- Hopefully, I'll be in tomorrow,
- but I'm going in the subway, so I'm...
- 503
- 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,453
- Um... Hello? Hello?
- 504
- 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,750
- 116.
- 505
- 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,375
- Uh...
- 506
- 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,419
- You probably haven't been here before,
- 507
- 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,250
- but you have to wait in line
- and take a number.
- 508
- 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,964
- - Oh, right.
- - I can grab it for you.
- 509
- 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,262
- - Thank you.
- - Yeah.
- 510
- 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,431
- - I just... Here.
- - Thank you.
- 511
- 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:54,259
- And this guy just calls out a number
- completely out of sequence.
- 512
- 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,345
- - Okay.
- - It's like a weird game of bingo.
- 513
- 00:30:56,855 --> 00:31:00,019
- - All right.
- - But no one wins. So, yeah.
- 514
- 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:02,767
- What's your number?
- 515
- 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,441
- So this is how it happens?
- 516
- 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,782
- Just like that? Wow.
- 517
- 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,788
- Just like what? What happens, like what?
- 518
- 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:16,864
- That is very clever.
- 519
- 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,204
- I don't know why that's... What is clever?
- 520
- 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,160
- - "What's your number?"
- - I'm just asking what the number is.
- 521
- 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,622
- And then I go, "Oh, 118..."
- 522
- 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,832
- And then you're like,
- "No, your phone number."
- 523
- 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:28,092
- - Oh.
- - Yeah. You are good.
- 524
- 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:30,090
- How long have you been hanging
- on to that little nugget?
- 525
- 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,422
- I haven't. I haven't been holding
- on to that. That's not a nugget.
- 526
- 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:35,930
- You hang out in a lot of dry cleaners
- and hit on perfect girls?
- 527
- 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,136
- Wow.
- 528
- 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,562
- All right, give me your phone.
- 529
- 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:40,896
- My phone?
- 530
- 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,063
- Give me your phone,
- I'm going to give you my number.
- 531
- 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,142
- - Are you still talking to me?
- - Don't chicken out now, son.
- 532
- 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,522
- - I'm not chickening out.
- - Here, come on.
- 533
- 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:47,399
- Give me, we'll exchange phones.
- That's what'll happen.
- 534
- 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,355
- Here, give me your phone,
- you take my phone,
- 535
- 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,406
- put your number in.
- Level the playing field.
- 536
- 00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:52,404
- Do people do this?
- 537
- 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:54,076
- And this way you don't have
- to feel intimidated.
- 538
- 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:55,737
- I know what it's like.
- 539
- 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:59,324
- Okay. Yeah. That's me.
- 540
- 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,454
- Okay.
- 541
- 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,752
- And you know,
- I'm pretty slammed right now.
- 542
- 00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,830
- But I will do my best to pencil you in.
- 543
- 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,085
- Right after the jailhouse
- pink eye clears up?
- 544
- 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,042
- Who are you?
- 545
- 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:11,594
- Number 118!
- 546
- 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:14,964
- That's me.
- 547
- 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,260
- Hi.
- 548
- 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:24,023
- Oh, I couldn't get
- the red vomit stain out of it.
- 549
- 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,816
- What was it, like, sangria?
- 550
- 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,228
- Some wine, like a red?
- Something like that?
- 551
- 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,187
- It had chunks in it, did you know that?
- 552
- 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:33,150
- And, uh, then you let it sit for a while,
- and I couldn't really...
- 553
- 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,279
- That's fine.
- 554
- 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,827
- I could take another whack at it,
- if you want.
- 555
- 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,371
- I'm not a magician. 119!
- 556
- 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,917
- So, look, I have not
- logged into our account
- 557
- 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,370
- since our profile went live
- 558
- 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,671
- 'cause I thought we could
- all do it together.
- 559
- 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,622
- Yeah, I think that's the best idea.
- 560
- 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,549
- Um, excuse me, bartender.
- 561
- 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:53,048
- Can I please get
- a couple shots of tequila?
- 562
- 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,383
- - Uh...
- - Can you stop it? It's a coffee shop.
- 563
- 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,887
- No, listen. This is going to be awesome.
- Trust me.
- 564
- 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,138
- I'm about to make it rain responses.
- 565
- 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,066
- Hit refresh.
- 566
- 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,985
- - Yeah, refresh.
- - Always refresh.
- 567
- 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,148
- Okay...
- 568
- 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,404
- - Are we on the Wi-Fi or...
- - Yeah, we are.
- 569
- 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:20,330
- So, it's true. Guys really
- only care about photos.
- 570
- 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:24,163
- Oh, my God, stop. This is...
- This is clearly my fault.
- 571
- 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:27,166
- - What? Why?
- - No, I take full responsibility for this.
- 572
- 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,589
- Guys, this is because the old me
- was clearly dragging our stock down.
- 573
- 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,419
- I, like, feel bad for her.
- I wanna, like, hug this girl.
- 574
- 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,220
- You look like you.
- 575
- 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:38,673
- All we have to do
- are get new photos of me.
- 576
- 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,767
- You know, like, a photo shoot
- for the new Renee.
- 577
- 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:46,598
- Like maybe a hip-hop vibe.
- Like Saint-Tropez, or...
- 578
- 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,066
- You know, let's get this in a bikini,
- 579
- 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:53,112
- on a jet ski with, like, Lil Wayne,
- 580
- 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:56,111
- or Lil' Bow Wow, or one of the Lil's.
- 581
- 00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,113
- - I don't think that's a thing.
- - Which thing?
- 582
- 00:33:58,203 --> 00:33:59,694
- The whole... Like, all those things.
- 583
- 00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:03,702
- One of the... a big one...
- Big... Medium George?
- 584
- 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,454
- I don't know who it is,
- but it's gonna be hip-hop
- 585
- 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,785
- and it's gonna be hot.
- 586
- 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,542
- No, we're going to do it.
- Hot bikini action.
- 587
- 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,964
- You know, I don't have a yacht, but...
- 588
- 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,878
- Does your brother still have a kayak?
- 589
- 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,336
- Hi, this message is for Renee Bennett.
- 590
- 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:19,137
- Please call Helen Grey's office
- at Lily LeClaire
- 591
- 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,092
- to set up your interview
- for the receptionist position.
- 592
- 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,164
- Renee Bennett?
- 593
- 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,664
- Yeah. I'm Renee. Hi.
- 594
- 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:52,296
- No, I'm looking for Renee Bennett
- for the receptionist job.
- 595
- 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,339
- That's me. Here.
- 596
- 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,050
- Okay.
- 597
- 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,346
- You must be Renee. I'm Helen Grey, CFO.
- 598
- 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:05,392
- We spoke on the phone.
- 599
- 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,304
- And this is our CEO, Avery LeClaire.
- 600
- 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:09,309
- Hello, Renee.
- 601
- 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:10,264
- Hello.
- 602
- 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,065
- Take a seat, make yourself comfortable.
- 603
- 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,393
- Thank you so much.
- 604
- 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:18,110
- Uh, it's nice to finally meet you
- face to face, Ms. Grey.
- 605
- 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,693
- And I of course know
- who you are, Ms. LeClaire.
- 606
- 00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,866
- Renee currently works
- in the online division.
- 607
- 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,037
- Oh, wow, super.
- 608
- 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,959
- Yeah, but I figure
- I can be real with you guys,
- 609
- 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:34,039
- like Gayle King real,
- and say that it would be a shame
- 610
- 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,967
- to waste all this
- in a tiny Chinatown office.
- 611
- 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:42,592
- I think we've got more of
- a front-of-house situation on our hands.
- 612
- 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,056
- Am I right or wrong? Yeah.
- 613
- 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,100
- Renee, we appreciate
- you taking the initiative,
- 614
- 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,645
- but you're not exactly
- the obvious choice for this job.
- 615
- 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,022
- Helen.
- 616
- 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,726
- No, I totally get it.
- 617
- 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,644
- 'Cause I already work for the company,
- 618
- 00:35:56,738 --> 00:36:00,448
- and this job would actually be
- a pay cut to my current salary.
- 619
- 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,320
- It doesn't make much sense why I'm here.
- 620
- 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:04,197
- So what are your goals, exactly?
- 621
- 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,498
- To work here...
- 622
- 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,578
- as a receptionist.
- 623
- 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:15,162
- Wow.
- 624
- 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:21,127
- Okay, because most girls, they view this
- as a stepping stone to modeling
- 625
- 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:24,259
- or to opening
- their own e-commerce boutique.
- 626
- 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:28,184
- I hear you. And yes,
- modeling is an option for me.
- 627
- 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,094
- You are taking a risk.
- 628
- 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,475
- Is this girl going to walk out
- of this office
- 629
- 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:35,057
- and right onto the runway
- and never look back?
- 630
- 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,854
- Is that realistic for me?
- 631
- 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:41,318
- One thousand percent.
- But it's not who I am.
- 632
- 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,368
- My only real goal is to come here
- 633
- 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,911
- to this office every day
- 634
- 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,531
- and help people feel the same way I feel
- 635
- 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,497
- when I step off that elevator:
- 636
- 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:57,830
- that this is the only place to be.
- 637
- 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,596
- Yes, yes, yes, yes! I got it!
- 638
- 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:24,740
- I work here now!
- 639
- 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,411
- Mason, you in here?
- 640
- 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:31,701
- It's me, Renee.
- 641
- 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,123
- Can we talk in the office?
- 642
- 00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,166
- Oh, we can just talk here, it's fine.
- 643
- 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,336
- Things have changed for me, Mason.
- 644
- 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,002
- They're moving me to HQ.
- 645
- 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,251
- It's headquarters.
- 646
- 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,844
- - Everything I've ever wanted...
- - I really need you to leave.
- 647
- 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,013
- I really would rather you
- not hear the splash.
- 648
- 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,385
- Don't worry, I...
- 649
- 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:53,720
- I talked to them, and HR is already
- interviewing for my replacement.
- 650
- 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,971
- HR is just human resources.
- 651
- 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,352
- Go, please. Go.
- 652
- 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,526
- And I know you're happy here.
- 653
- 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,319
- But anyway, I gotta go.
- 654
- 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:06,149
- If you just finally got the courage
- to ask me out, it's too late, buddy.
- 655
- 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,279
- Go, please. Go.
- 656
- 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,696
- I'll miss you.
- You want me to leave it open?
- 657
- 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,372
- - Uh... No.
- - No?
- 658
- 00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:18,452
- Shit!
- 659
- 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,482
- Whoo!
- 660
- 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,949
- You're gonna wanna head to marketing,
- 661
- 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,242
- and you're gonna want
- to have a great time.
- 662
- 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,658
- She's headed to you, she's adorable.
- 663
- 00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,580
- Good morning.
- 664
- 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,668
- Hi, you know what?
- I think I pressed the wrong floor.
- 665
- 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,420
- I'm looking for Lily LeClaire,
- and this is not...
- 666
- 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,092
- Nope, that's us.
- 667
- 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,464
- Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
- 668
- 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:11,593
- You're probably used
- to seeing Angie sit here,
- 669
- 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,424
- but I promise to win you over, too.
- 670
- 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,097
- She served her bottled water room temp.
- 671
- 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,474
- Now, I prefer to serve it chilled.
- 672
- 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,814
- I also serve it with a straw,
- 673
- 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,438
- so you don't have to mess
- with your fierce lipstick.
- 674
- 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,110
- God, I love that shade.
- 675
- 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,940
- What is it, Rogue Red? Fall 2015?
- 676
- 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,030
- I don't know any Angie.
- 677
- 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,112
- What confused me
- when I walked into this place,
- 678
- 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,949
- honestly, is you and...
- 679
- 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,876
- I know, right?
- 680
- 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,795
- You're not the only one. Okay.
- 681
- 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,295
- People don't expect a girl
- sitting back here
- 682
- 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,125
- to just be so on the ball.
- 683
- 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,426
- Oh, see, that's not what I was...
- 684
- 00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:51,174
- But I know what it means to work hard.
- 685
- 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:54,803
- And I don't plan on coasting off
- the bennies of this face or this body.
- 686
- 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,885
- I'm going to bring it every day.
- 687
- 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,971
- I can see by your portfolio
- that you're here from The Rose Sheet,
- 688
- 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,727
- which happens to be
- my absolute favorite trade publication.
- 689
- 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,601
- So I'll let them know
- that you're here for your 10:30,
- 690
- 00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:06,776
- and you can have a seat.
- 691
- 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:10,152
- Or if you prefer, get steps in
- to meet your Fitbit goal for the day.
- 692
- 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,573
- This hallway loops around,
- 693
- 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,116
- and I'll let you know when they're ready.
- 694
- 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,245
- Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
- 695
- 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,613
- Thanks.
- 696
- 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:18,697
- And my name is Renee,
- 697
- 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,374
- if you need absolutely anything at all.
- 698
- 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,160
- Ever, ever.
- 699
- 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,664
- Hi, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee.
- 700
- 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:27,919
- Oh, I'll put you through.
- 701
- 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:28,920
- Hello, Renee.
- 702
- 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,676
- Sorry. I overheard your name.
- 703
- 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,928
- Uh, I'm here to meet Avery,
- 704
- 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,602
- but could you not make me wait
- next to that lady?
- 705
- 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,146
- I don't think I'll be as nice to her
- as you were.
- 706
- 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:47,943
- Oh, thank God. Okay, okay.
- 707
- 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:52,022
- - You're Grant LeClaire.
- - Yes.
- 708
- 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,826
- Holy shit. Holy shit.
- 709
- 00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:57,528
- Relax, you're good.
- 710
- 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,239
- Okay, okay.
- 711
- 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,540
- Right. Um...
- 712
- 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,709
- Well, Grant, I noticed on Page Six,
- 713
- 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:10,884
- that you are often photographed drinking
- these Pressed Juicery Greens 1.5.
- 714
- 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,301
- Correct? I saw that,
- 715
- 00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,549
- and I brought it here,
- in case you were ever to come in.
- 716
- 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,381
- - Thank you.
- - You're welcome,
- 717
- 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,511
- Grant LeClaire.
- 718
- 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,934
- Sorry, what, you've seen me holding these?
- 719
- 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,345
- So you got them in just for me?
- 720
- 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,476
- I've also seen you holding
- a lot of Brazilian models,
- 721
- 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,148
- but I didn't think
- they'd fit in the mini-fridge.
- 722
- 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,902
- Okay, cool, I thought
- you were gonna be mad
- 723
- 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,574
- 'cause I called you out so hard.
- 724
- 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,821
- Who hired you, Renee?
- 725
- 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,821
- Avery. Your sister.
- 726
- 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,325
- Yes, I know who she is.
- 727
- 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,954
- Good. 'Cause Thanksgiving
- would be really weird.
- 728
- 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,911
- I don't know if you guys do things
- like Thanksgiving.
- 729
- 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,371
- Yeah, we do.
- 730
- 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,000
- Oh, my God, that's crazy.
- 731
- 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,624
- So, Avery, huh?
- 732
- 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,842
- Good for her.
- 733
- 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,004
- Yes.
- 734
- 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:01,762
- Oh, my God.
- 735
- 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,266
- This is our first diffusion line,
- 736
- 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,523
- and I really owe it to my grandma
- to get it right.
- 737
- 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:14,776
- We are at a critical stage
- for both the product itself
- 738
- 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,607
- and the packaging and the copy.
- 739
- 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,284
- So, now for the exciting part,
- let's look at our samples.
- 740
- 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,077
- This is our...
- 741
- 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:23,451
- I'm so sorry. So sorry.
- 742
- 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,328
- I am so sorry!
- 743
- 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,410
- Okay, going to put it
- all right back where it was.
- 744
- 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:28,539
- Here is the blush.
- 745
- 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:31,581
- All right, and here is the packaging,
- 746
- 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,631
- and I just need to find
- the application brush,
- 747
- 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,050
- and then we can move on with our lives.
- 748
- 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,549
- There is no application brush.
- 749
- 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:40,430
- Oh.
- 750
- 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:45,560
- Really?
- 751
- 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,396
- Okay. Got it.
- 752
- 00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:49,390
- Does that come as a surprise to you?
- 753
- 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,474
- Because if you knew our products,
- 754
- 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,935
- you'd know that our blush never comes
- with an application blush brush.
- 755
- 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:53,985
- Of course I know that.
- 756
- 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,313
- Same with the Shimmering Face Powders.
- 757
- 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,739
- I just figured
- for this particular product,
- 758
- 00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,612
- that, you know, that there might be one.
- 759
- 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,944
- But never mind, you guys,
- you know how this works,
- 760
- 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:05,327
- and I'm just the beautiful face
- keeping this place running. So...
- 761
- 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,784
- I think we'd all like to hear
- what you'd have to say, Renee.
- 762
- 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:13,668
- Well...
- 763
- 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:18,009
- Well, with high-end products,
- 764
- 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:21,260
- we expect our customers
- to have high-end makeup brushes.
- 765
- 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:27,227
- But regular girls put their blush on
- in the rearview,
- 766
- 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,929
- on the way to their crappy jobs.
- 767
- 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:32,858
- And they're going to be pissed
- when they open up an $8.50 blush,
- 768
- 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,685
- and they have no way they can use it.
- 769
- 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,025
- Then you just wind up using your finger.
- 770
- 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,777
- You know, it never goes on right.
- 771
- 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:41,654
- Then you hit a bump, or you have an itch
- 772
- 00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:44,612
- and you wind up looking like Braveheart.
- 773
- 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:49,287
- Or some more up-to-date reference.
- 774
- 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,327
- That was very helpful, Renee.
- 775
- 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:53,377
- Really?
- 776
- 00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:55,964
- Okay, great.
- 777
- 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,876
- If anybody needs anything,
- any water or anything,
- 778
- 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,051
- just give me a signal.
- 779
- 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,095
- The signal will just be something like,
- 780
- 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:04,798
- "Renee, we could use some more water."
- 781
- 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:06,887
- Or something, you know...
- 782
- 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:10,221
- "Thirsty, more water."
- 783
- 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:12,310
- Thank you.
- 784
- 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,083
- - Hello?
- - Hi, Ethan.
- 785
- 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,163
- Um...
- 786
- 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,835
- I know calling a new love interest
- can be stressful,
- 787
- 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,297
- so I just wanted
- to take that pressure off you.
- 788
- 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:47,349
- You know, you wonder, like,
- "How long should I wait to call?"
- 789
- 00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:50,769
- Or, "Is she too good for me?"
- Blah, blah, blah.
- 790
- 00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:55,896
- But, uh, I'm just gonna
- take all the heavy lifting off of you
- 791
- 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,693
- and... and let you know
- that you are taking me out.
- 792
- 00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:00,445
- Who is this again?
- 793
- 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,907
- Oh, yeah, Renee from the dry cleaner.
- 794
- 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:07,615
- Aren't you glad we're doing this?
- 795
- 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,822
- I'm pretty scared of you,
- 796
- 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:12,454
- so I was a little afraid to not do this.
- 797
- 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,533
- Right.
- 798
- 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:14,705
- So what do you do?
- 799
- 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,663
- Uh... I'm at CNN, working in operations.
- 800
- 00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,543
- It's not what I want to do.
- I'm trying to segue
- 801
- 00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:20,715
- - into being a cameraman.
- - Oh.
- 802
- 00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,965
- But, uh, it's sort of
- a boys' club over there.
- 803
- 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,047
- So I can't just...
- 804
- 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:28,006
- What?
- 805
- 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:32,557
- Well, only girls complain about things
- being a boys' club.
- 806
- 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:37,645
- Yes, good point, but I mean it's like
- a different breed of, like, boys' club.
- 807
- 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,648
- Like tattoos, C-class driver's licenses.
- 808
- 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,695
- I'm sure you're just
- in your head about it.
- 809
- 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:43,772
- They call me "Wheat Thin."
- 810
- 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,068
- Oh, 'cause of "Ethan." That's clever.
- 811
- 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,071
- "Wheat Thin Ethan." That is it!
- 812
- 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,155
- Hot dogs.
- 813
- 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,582
- Wheat Thin Ethan.
- 814
- 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:55,955
- That's not even as bad
- as what I thought they meant.
- 815
- 00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:59,413
- No, I mean, I used to be
- where you are right now.
- 816
- 00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:03,383
- I was working
- in this tiny office, like tiny.
- 817
- 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,921
- And I never thought
- I'd make it to 5th Avenue.
- 818
- 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:11,971
- But, I mean, look at me now.
- I'm a receptionist.
- 819
- 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,520
- I haven't said that
- out loud yet.
- 820
- 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:19,441
- I, Renee, am a receptionist.
- 821
- 00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:23,774
- Oh, that was my hot dog.
- You ate both of them.
- 822
- 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:26,865
- Ooh, a bikini contest! We're going!
- 823
- 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,619
- You sure this is where you want to be?
- 824
- 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:34,824
- There's a bar just down the thing,
- they're doing Latin rhythms night.
- 825
- 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,249
- Oh, we should hit that next.
- 826
- 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,418
- Yeah. Or sooner.
- 827
- 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,622
- Right here. Hi. Anybody sitting here? No?
- 828
- 00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,048
- You sure no one's sitting here?
- 829
- 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,215
- Oh, my God, it's, like, starting.
- 830
- 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,589
- You know, uh, I'm cool with this.
- 831
- 00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:50,263
- As long as you're comfortable sitting here
- 832
- 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,636
- while these women are kind of naked.
- 833
- 00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:54,806
- Kind of? They look great.
- 834
- 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:56,894
- What are you doing?
- 835
- 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,143
- Well, I don't have a bathing suit,
- so I have to improvise.
- 836
- 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,150
- Kind of hotter than a bathing suit,
- 837
- 00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:03,647
- because it's, like, unexpected,
- 838
- 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,070
- and you can, like, see most of my butt.
- 839
- 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,818
- Wait, are you entering the bikini contest?
- 840
- 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:07,988
- - Yeah!
- - No!
- 841
- 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:09,907
- It's 500 bucks to the winner.
- Did you see the sign?
- 842
- 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:13,237
- Yeah, but I think that you probably
- had to pre-register online,
- 843
- 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:16,369
- and then there's also the issue
- of the non-regulation bikini.
- 844
- 00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,746
- - Honestly, that Latin rhythms night...
- - It'll be so fun.
- 845
- 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,327
- Oh, wait, I see what's going on.
- 846
- 00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:24,040
- You're worried that the guys
- are going to be drooling all over me.
- 847
- 00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:27,171
- - Uh-uh.
- - Oh, my God, that's so sweet.
- 848
- 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:30,675
- But don't worry, okay? I'm here with you.
- 849
- 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,429
- I came with you and I'm leaving with you.
- 850
- 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,807
- But I do need your help with something.
- 851
- 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:41,307
- Now, what do you think?
- Shoe on or shoe off?
- 852
- 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,062
- - This is off.
- - Right.
- 853
- 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,108
- This is me with it on.
- 854
- 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,357
- Does it say, like, "Barefoot hippie,
- she doesn't care"?
- 855
- 00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,154
- - Or is it like...
- - Honestly, at the end of the day,
- 856
- 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,527
- I don't know if it's gonna have
- a dramatic effect either way,
- 857
- 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:53,577
- so I would go shoes on
- because the carpet is disgusting.
- 858
- 00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,244
- Okay, cool. Wish me luck.
- 859
- 00:47:55,331 --> 00:47:56,447
- Good luck.
- 860
- 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:57,826
- - I got this.
- - Yeah.
- 861
- 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,079
- So scared.
- 862
- 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:06,382
- Welcome to the semi-annual
- Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest.
- 863
- 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:08,379
- We're going to start it out
- and do it proud.
- 864
- 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,836
- Here she comes, everybody.
- Let's bring out our girl.
- 865
- 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,466
- Lacey J.
- 866
- 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:16,015
- She's pursuing her certificate
- in heating and cooling maintenance.
- 867
- 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,389
- Fire and ice, she sure is!
- 868
- 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,392
- Is there a doctor in the house? No!
- 869
- 00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:25,192
- But there is a dental assistant,
- and her name's Tiffany from Ronkonkoma.
- 870
- 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,147
- Look at that!
- 871
- 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,649
- Oh! Whoa!
- 872
- 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,446
- Twerk it up, honey!
- 873
- 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:33,115
- Watch out, guys, it's about to heat up,
- 874
- 00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:35,114
- 'cause here comes Vanessa!
- 875
- 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,538
- Our Vanessa here has been
- to 11 of our United States.
- 876
- 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,991
- So give it up for Vanessa!
- 877
- 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,168
- Oh, we've got a late entry here.
- 878
- 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,917
- Uh, I hope her buns
- are tighter than this penmanship
- 879
- 00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:48,419
- 'cause, uh, this is really hard to read.
- But, um...
- 880
- 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:52,301
- "Keep it going for Renee Bennett"?
- 881
- 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:53,424
- Renee Bennett.
- 882
- 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,767
- Whoa, are you here
- for the barback job or...
- 883
- 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,018
- You're in the contest? Okay.
- 884
- 00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:03,017
- - I got it. I got it.
- - You got it? Okay.
- 885
- 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:07,397
- Hello, everyone, I am Renee!
- As advertised!
- 886
- 00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:11,313
- Renee hails from the Long Island,
- 887
- 00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:13,649
- and she is a receptionist.
- 888
- 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:14,983
- Holler!
- 889
- 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,570
- Um, Renee enjoys watching people
- 890
- 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:21,202
- trying to cover up their disappointment
- from their dreams being shattered
- 891
- 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:25,411
- on shows such as
- Antiques Roadshow and Shark Tank.
- 892
- 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:31,797
- And Renee is not afraid
- of returning things for store credit!
- 893
- 00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:37,051
- Renee was kicked out not once, but twice
- 894
- 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:41,055
- from a New Kids on the Block concert
- for crying too hard.
- 895
- 00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:46,022
- Joey! Am I right? Joey!
- 896
- 00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:47,098
- Marry me!
- 897
- 00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:49,560
- And although you ladies
- all seem super chill,
- 898
- 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:50,814
- I did not come here
- 899
- 00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,862
- to make friends, okay?
- 900
- 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,364
- DJ, hit it!
- 901
- 00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:32,955
- And now it's time to tally the votes.
- 902
- 00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:34,334
- Are you guys ready?
- 903
- 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:40,378
- The winner of this year's
- Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest...
- 904
- 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:44,258
- Lacey J. from New Brunswick,
- New Jersey! Lacey!
- 905
- 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,098
- Take a lap! Come on, Lacey! Beautiful!
- 906
- 00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:54,350
- Don't worry, Romeo, she'll be right out.
- 907
- 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,607
- Yeah, I didn't know if they go backstage.
- 908
- 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:57,813
- Is there a backstage here?
- 909
- 00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:59,363
- Yeah, it usually leads to rehab.
- 910
- 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,191
- But that Renee? That's your girl, right?
- 911
- 00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,368
- - Uh, friend for now.
- - Friend?
- 912
- 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,616
- Just friend, this is our first
- kind of night out.
- 913
- 00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:07,197
- All right, I didn't ask for a podcast.
- 914
- 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:10,204
- Either way, your lady killed it tonight.
- 915
- 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:11,205
- She is awesome.
- 916
- 00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:12,786
- She is the complete package.
- 917
- 00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:14,708
- Yeah, I'm getting to know that.
- 918
- 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:17,165
- Um, I've never seen anything like that.
- 919
- 00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:20,502
- Now the girl who won,
- who happens to be my god-niece,
- 920
- 00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:22,553
- of course, she was hotter.
- 921
- 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,302
- But let's say this,
- 922
- 00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,508
- it's a lonely dark night, you got a flat.
- 923
- 00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:27,809
- Who do you want next to you?
- 924
- 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,389
- Your girl. Yeah.
- 925
- 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,644
- Your girl can handle herself
- in a knife fight, and I like that.
- 926
- 00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:33,723
- Dude, up here.
- 927
- 00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,809
- - Uh, thank you.
- - Tonight's your night, good luck.
- 928
- 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,073
- - Hey, that was so great.
- - Hi.
- 929
- 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,741
- Sorry, I got you all wet.
- 930
- 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,160
- Oh, yeah, that's water, right?
- 931
- 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,075
- Yeah, I think it's water.
- 932
- 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:51,200
- I'm sorry it didn't go
- the way you wanted it to.
- 933
- 00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,704
- I mean, it was awesome.
- 934
- 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:56,084
- Yeah. No, it didn't. It went way better.
- 935
- 00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:57,251
- What?
- 936
- 00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:59,833
- We each get two free drinks
- and an appetizer!
- 937
- 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,088
- That's what I was hoping.
- 938
- 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,589
- - On the house.
- - What are the parting gifts?
- 939
- 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,218
- I was looking at the coconut shrimp,
- 'cause I didn't get any hot dog.
- 940
- 00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:06,843
- You snooze, you lose your hot dog.
- 941
- 00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:07,924
- You're really not upset?
- 942
- 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,350
- No, not really.
- 943
- 00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:12,725
- I mean, these things
- are so, like, political.
- 944
- 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:15,265
- - Yeah.
- - I won't get into all of it.
- 945
- 00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,476
- Mostly 'cause I have
- no information, but...
- 946
- 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:20,274
- No, I can see a place like this
- running kind of a shady...
- 947
- 00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:22,026
- Yeah. I feel like I did win.
- 948
- 00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:23,652
- The crowd was going crazy.
- 949
- 00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,951
- And you know what? I know I look good.
- 950
- 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:30,280
- I don't need some, like, room
- of drunk guys to confirm that.
- 951
- 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:33,371
- Can I be you when I grow up?
- 952
- 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,544
- You should've won, you were ripped off.
- 953
- 00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:38,579
- Thanks.
- 954
- 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,040
- I think I've earned this, right?
- 955
- 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,051
- That was just sitting there.
- That's not even mine.
- 956
- 00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:44,969
- Mmm.
- 957
- 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,221
- Renee.
- 958
- 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:53,306
- I thought I smelled animal products.
- 959
- 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,604
- - Mmm.
- - Can I ask you something?
- 960
- 00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:56,522
- Mmm-hmm.
- 961
- 00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,520
- Just because you seemed to have
- such great insight
- 962
- 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,567
- about our diffusion line earlier.
- 963
- 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,897
- Yeah, of course. I'm... I'm here to help.
- 964
- 00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:07,484
- My grandma is coming to review everything
- 965
- 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,661
- for the big pitch
- to the Target people in Boston,
- 966
- 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,955
- and I just really want to make sure
- that I get everything right.
- 967
- 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:14,825
- Super, yeah.
- 968
- 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,876
- - Oh!
- - So, I had this great idea.
- 969
- 00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:20,163
- You know how at our traditional outlets,
- 970
- 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,338
- like Bergdorf's or Bloomingdale's,
- 971
- 00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:23,257
- we have a dedicated makeup counter
- with a specialist
- 972
- 00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:25,426
- to help teach you about the products
- and how to apply them.
- 973
- 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:28,550
- I thought what if, even at Target,
- during our peak hours,
- 974
- 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,178
- we offer the same thing
- to our diffusion line customers.
- 975
- 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:34,093
- Yeah.
- 976
- 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,766
- Oh, shit, you hate it.
- 977
- 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:37,646
- No, I don't hate it.
- 978
- 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,565
- No, if you think it's a shitty idea,
- please tell me,
- 979
- 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:41,608
- 'cause I am really freaking out
- about this whole thing.
- 980
- 00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:44,237
- From what I can gather,
- just, you know, from my friends...
- 981
- 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,608
- those professionals at the makeup counters
- are actually a deterrent.
- 982
- 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:53,705
- There's these, like, beautiful,
- statuesque women just staring at you,
- 983
- 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:57,250
- with your pimples
- and your asymmetrical face,
- 984
- 00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,077
- and they just make you
- feel bad about yourself.
- 985
- 00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:01,795
- I mean, it makes them
- feel bad about themselves.
- 986
- 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,748
- That's why these regular girls
- 987
- 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:07,711
- flock to the anonymous aisles
- of a big superstore.
- 988
- 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,671
- So they can just go in
- and buy their makeup
- 989
- 00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:12,007
- without somebody standing there,
- 990
- 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,683
- making them just feel like
- they aren't good enough.
- 991
- 00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:17,387
- And... like it's a waste of time
- to even try.
- 992
- 00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:20,265
- I'm just a stupid idiot, dumb bitch.
- 993
- 00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:22,438
- Oh, my God. You? No, you're not.
- 994
- 00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:23,894
- You're, like, amazing.
- 995
- 00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:26,396
- You're everything I could ever want to be.
- 996
- 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:28,899
- It's this voice.
- 997
- 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,867
- Your voice? You...
- 998
- 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,746
- Something wrong with your... your voice?
- 999
- 00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,198
- I haven't noticed anything...
- 1000
- 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:37,577
- It's a little high-pitched.
- 1001
- 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,250
- I sound like a freaking moron.
- 1002
- 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,452
- - No.
- - But I'm not...
- 1003
- 00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:42,412
- I've got a JD/MBA from Wharton.
- 1004
- 00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,418
- I clerked for a Supreme Court Justice.
- 1005
- 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:45,715
- But it's this voice, I can't kick it.
- 1006
- 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,508
- I've tried everything. Vocal coaches...
- 1007
- 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:51,046
- That's it, actually, just vocal coaches...
- 1008
- 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,472
- - Coaches, okay.
- - ...but still nothing.
- 1009
- 00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:56,760
- That's why I feel really lucky to have
- someone like you here, Renee.
- 1010
- 00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,311
- Someone like me?
- 1011
- 00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:00,559
- Someone who knows
- the clientele that we're going after,
- 1012
- 00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,561
- someone who can speak to that world.
- 1013
- 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:03,899
- Yeah.
- 1014
- 00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:06,273
- There's a dinner coming up.
- I'd love for you to come.
- 1015
- 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,150
- A dinner? Oh, my gosh.
- 1016
- 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,106
- You can bring your boyfriend or your...
- 1017
- 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:15,658
- girlfriend, or however they identify,
- 1018
- 00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:17,534
- just... if you have one.
- 1019
- 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,411
- No, I... uh...
- 1020
- 00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:21,868
- I guess I actually... I do have somebody
- 1021
- 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,329
- that I could invite right now. Yeah.
- 1022
- 00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:26,506
- And he identifies as a guy.
- 1023
- 00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:30,301
- I mean, he's... there are some
- very feminine aspects to him,
- 1024
- 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:33,221
- but it's part of his charm. You'll see.
- 1025
- 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,639
- Okay, good.
- 1026
- 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,444
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1027
- 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,396
- - Ready to get some dinner?
- - Yeah, I'm starving.
- 1028
- 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:51,651
- - All right, let's do it.
- - Yeah.
- 1029
- 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:53,483
- - Okay.
- - Pretty hungry myself.
- 1030
- 00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:54,818
- Where you coming from?
- 1031
- 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,995
- Oh, I was just, uh, down the street.
- 1032
- 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,742
- Nowhere, hanging out.
- 1033
- 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,072
- You're sweaty.
- 1034
- 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:02,700
- Oh, I was working out, but I showered.
- 1035
- 00:57:02,794 --> 00:57:03,784
- - Okay.
- - Yeah.
- 1036
- 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,212
- Were you at Zumba?
- 1037
- 00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:08,832
- Zumba? Is that what it's called?
- 1038
- 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,883
- I don't... I never pay attention.
- 1039
- 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:13,177
- Yeah. Yeah, it's called Zumba.
- 1040
- 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,631
- It's pretty... It's like a female workout.
- 1041
- 00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:17,886
- That's, like, a girl's...
- 1042
- 00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:20,513
- - Is it?
- - Yes!
- 1043
- 00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:22,854
- I don't... It's a workout.
- 1044
- 00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:24,267
- - I don't go to gyms...
- - Oh, my God.
- 1045
- 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:27,271
- ...'cause I don't like all the machismo,
- so I go where the ladies go.
- 1046
- 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:29,394
- - Oh, I get it.
- - Not a big deal. Get what?
- 1047
- 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,694
- You're that guy.
- 1048
- 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:32,693
- "Go to the gym to pick up chicks" guy.
- 1049
- 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:36,367
- I am 100% not the "go to the gym
- to meet chicks" guy.
- 1050
- 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,867
- - Really? Zumba?
- - No, I am the guy who sits next to you
- 1051
- 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,540
- for, like, four years in high school
- and wants to ask you out,
- 1052
- 00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,788
- but I chicken out like I always do,
- 1053
- 00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:47,996
- and then I get online
- and monitor your status for ten years,
- 1054
- 00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,002
- hoping that you'll be single
- at the reunion,
- 1055
- 00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:53,130
- but if you're not, you're married,
- that's... that's great, don't care.
- 1056
- 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,052
- - You're happy for her?
- - I'm happy for her.
- 1057
- 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,304
- That's not real, by the way.
- By the way, that's not real.
- 1058
- 00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:58,381
- That's me painting a picture.
- 1059
- 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:00,307
- - That sounded pretty real.
- - I mean...
- 1060
- 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:02,305
- Let's go to dinner.
- 1061
- 00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:04,103
- When I started to say it, I regretted it.
- 1062
- 00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:05,805
- What was the...
- What was the picture's name?
- 1063
- 00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:07,481
- Rachel.
- 1064
- 00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:15,815
- Yeah. You can have one grape.
- 1065
- 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:20,995
- Where have you met the girls
- you've mostly dated? You know?
- 1066
- 00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:27,494
- Uh, well, honestly,
- I don't date that much.
- 1067
- 00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:30,125
- Well, that's really weird.
- 1068
- 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:31,755
- - Is it?
- - 'Cause neither do I.
- 1069
- 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,424
- - What?
- - No, I really don't.
- 1070
- 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,251
- - I know it seems like...
- - You're saying it 'cause I said it.
- 1071
- 00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,211
- No, it seems like I have
- all this experience, I know,
- 1072
- 00:58:37,305 --> 00:58:38,921
- and that's kind of like
- what I put out there,
- 1073
- 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,303
- but I... I've dated...
- 1074
- 00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:44,264
- I've been in three relationships.
- 1075
- 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:45,310
- - Really?
- - Yeah,
- 1076
- 00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:47,605
- and one of them had a girlfriend.
- I didn't know.
- 1077
- 00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:49,353
- I did not know. We were dating
- for a couple months,
- 1078
- 00:58:49,443 --> 00:58:51,309
- and then I get
- a phone call from this girl,
- 1079
- 00:58:51,403 --> 00:58:53,190
- like, "This is his girlfriend,"
- I was like...
- 1080
- 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:55,321
- - Oh, God.
- - ..."This is his girlfriend."
- 1081
- 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:58,616
- - Yeah.
- - I would cry so hard.
- 1082
- 00:58:58,702 --> 00:58:59,533
- Did you cry?
- 1083
- 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,281
- Don't answer that.
- 1084
- 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,862
- - Don't answer that.
- - Yes, I cried.
- 1085
- 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,697
- - Why did I ask if you cried?
- - No, you're a sensitive...
- 1086
- 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,783
- Ah! That's not what a dude would ask.
- 1087
- 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,665
- What about... Is that...
- Is that your class over there?
- 1088
- 00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:11,291
- - Do you want to... No...
- - Okay.
- 1089
- 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:13,585
- I'm strictly indoor Zumba.
- 1090
- 00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:15,086
- I would never do outdoor Zumba.
- 1091
- 00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:16,839
- What's the move
- they're doing right now called?
- 1092
- 00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:18,464
- That's called the star hop.
- 1093
- 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,717
- It's not a full jump.
- 1094
- 00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:22,931
- You are...
- 1095
- 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,180
- You are quite a man, Ethan.
- 1096
- 00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:28,975
- I got to read more Maxim or something.
- 1097
- 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:31,649
- Ew, please don't read Maxim.
- You're perfect.
- 1098
- 00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,192
- I'm not perfect,
- 1099
- 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:36,897
- but I... do think that you are.
- 1100
- 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:39,656
- Whatever, Wheat Thin.
- 1101
- 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:40,824
- I'm being serious.
- 1102
- 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,615
- You're, like, so yourself...
- 1103
- 00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:46,743
- or something, I don't know, it's cool.
- 1104
- 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,200
- No, keep talking.
- 1105
- 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:53,754
- Uh, I think a lot of people
- are confused about themselves.
- 1106
- 00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:58,676
- They, like, obsess over
- whatever negative quality
- 1107
- 00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:01,175
- they perceive in themselves
- and they completely miss
- 1108
- 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:04,302
- the thing that really makes them awesome.
- 1109
- 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,348
- You, like, know who you are
- 1110
- 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:11,272
- and you don't really care
- how the world sees you.
- 1111
- 01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:15,939
- You're... so yourself, too.
- 1112
- 01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:19,022
- I mean, you have no idea
- who you are.
- 1113
- 01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,073
- No, but you're honest about it.
- 1114
- 01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,825
- And it just makes me feel really...
- 1115
- 01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:26,784
- I don't know, like, close to you.
- 1116
- 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,115
- Are you going to kiss me?
- 1117
- 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:32,243
- I was just gonna
- 1118
- 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:34,454
- - get as close as I could...
- - Uh-huh.
- 1119
- 01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:36,794
- - ...to tell you...
- - Yeah?
- 1120
- 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,378
- ...that I...
- 1121
- 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:39,504
- You have a girlfriend?
- 1122
- 01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,460
- ...would love to kiss you.
- 1123
- 01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,475
- Just give me one minute.
- 1124
- 01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,808
- Yeah, no worries, take your time.
- 1125
- 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,654
- - Hey.
- - Hey. Hey...
- 1126
- 01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:04,608
- Wow.
- 1127
- 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:08,412
- I thought you might want
- a sneak peek of what's to come.
- 1128
- 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:11,912
- I don't know if you know
- what "sneak peek" means.
- 1129
- 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,834
- You're completely naked.
- 1130
- 01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:16,663
- Oh, how embarrassing.
- 1131
- 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,335
- Do you want me to go cover up?
- 1132
- 01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:19,631
- No.
- 1133
- 01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:21,668
- No?
- 1134
- 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,093
- No.
- 1135
- 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,011
- Cool.
- 1136
- 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,095
- Okay.
- 1137
- 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,846
- - Ethan, are you coming?
- - Yup.
- 1138
- 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:46,650
- Hi.
- 1139
- 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:48,570
- Thanks for coming over.
- 1140
- 01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:13,390
- - Um...
- - What?
- 1141
- 01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:19,063
- Yeah, I... I want you to see me. You know?
- 1142
- 01:02:19,152 --> 01:02:20,484
- Oh, yeah, no, 100%.
- 1143
- 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:23,062
- I'm definitely loving seeing you.
- 1144
- 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:28,990
- I just didn't know if you...
- wanted to see me.
- 1145
- 01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:31,404
- No, I want to see you.
- 1146
- 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:32,826
- - Okay.
- - Yeah.
- 1147
- 01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,580
- Oh, my God.
- 1148
- 01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:37,911
- Oh...
- 1149
- 01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,085
- Oh, my God!
- 1150
- 01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:45,710
- Are you looking in the mirror?
- 1151
- 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,087
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 1152
- 01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,516
- Oh, that is so hot.
- 1153
- 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,016
- It felt good the whole time.
- 1154
- 01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:58,518
- - The whole time?
- - The whole time.
- 1155
- 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,770
- - That was my favorite part.
- - This is perfect.
- 1156
- 01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,852
- I liked the whole time.
- 1157
- 01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:05,654
- Yeah, and you were such a great leader.
- 1158
- 01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,072
- You really took over.
- 1159
- 01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:11,535
- Thank you, and you follow the leader well.
- 1160
- 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:12,987
- I was willing to do...
- 1161
- 01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,288
- Wait, shh... Do you hear that?
- 1162
- 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,495
- - What is it?
- - Is that the ice cream man?
- 1163
- 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,121
- I think that's the ice cream man.
- 1164
- 01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:22,875
- Oh, no, it's just an ambulance.
- 1165
- 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:25,800
- Renee, you're just naked at the window.
- 1166
- 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:27,468
- Everybody down there can see you.
- 1167
- 01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:30,464
- Well, they're welcome.
- 1168
- 01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:34,804
- - It's a good neighborhood.
- - Uh... How...
- 1169
- 01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:37,560
- How do you do that?
- 1170
- 01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,063
- Do what?
- 1171
- 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:41,892
- I don't know, have all of the confidence?
- 1172
- 01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:43,817
- I wasn't always like that.
- 1173
- 01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:45,269
- And what changed?
- 1174
- 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:49,277
- I started to really believe that...
- 1175
- 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:53,570
- if I wanted it bad enough,
- all my dreams could come true.
- 1176
- 01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:56,121
- And they are. You know?
- 1177
- 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:57,906
- Yeah.
- 1178
- 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,085
- - Okay, that...
- - That is the ice cream man.
- 1179
- 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,583
- That might be the ice cream man. Yeah.
- 1180
- 01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:15,516
- All right, follow me right this way.
- 1181
- 01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,343
- Your guests are
- in the private dining room.
- 1182
- 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,433
- Private dining room?
- 1183
- 01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:21,730
- Mmm.
- 1184
- 01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:25,401
- It must be a company-wide thing,
- or I wouldn't have been invited.
- 1185
- 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,939
- O-kay.
- 1186
- 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,274
- - What the...
- - Sorry.
- 1187
- 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:38,122
- That's a very small company.
- 1188
- 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:40,324
- So, how did you two meet?
- 1189
- 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:44,207
- Uh, we actually met at the dry cleaners.
- 1190
- 01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:47,965
- Yeah. I had vomited sangria,
- like, all over a sweater.
- 1191
- 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:48,962
- It was pretty romantic.
- 1192
- 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:50,964
- - Sounds magical.
- - Yeah.
- 1193
- 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:54,297
- So, Renee, I was just
- telling Gram here about
- 1194
- 01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,553
- all of our great ideas
- for the diffusion line.
- 1195
- 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,059
- - Hmm.
- - Cool. Yeah.
- 1196
- 01:04:59,437 --> 01:05:00,518
- Great ideas.
- 1197
- 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:03,939
- Yeah, oh, they're so great.
- 1198
- 01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:05,648
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1199
- 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:07,317
- Wow, you're really nailing this, Avery.
- 1200
- 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,986
- Avery, relax, dear.
- 1201
- 01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:13,866
- Renee, Avery obviously wants you here
- 1202
- 01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:16,660
- in order to legitimize
- her whole plan for the line.
- 1203
- 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:17,577
- Gram.
- 1204
- 01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:19,872
- I mean, Avery has been incredible.
- 1205
- 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,450
- I still can't believe
- I even get to work with her.
- 1206
- 01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,417
- Oh, my God. Is that Hidden Valley?
- 1207
- 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:25,874
- Only the best, my dear.
- 1208
- 01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:28,047
- Oh, my God, that is my absolute favorite.
- 1209
- 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,170
- In high school,
- I would just eat it by the spoonful.
- 1210
- 01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:32,293
- And by spoonful,
- I mean I would just chug it.
- 1211
- 01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:35,630
- You know, KFC actually uses HV.
- 1212
- 01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:38,932
- But nobody knows, because
- they put it in their KFC packaging.
- 1213
- 01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:40,850
- Do you want me to grab you some,
- next time I'm in there?
- 1214
- 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:42,053
- A couple of the small packets?
- 1215
- 01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:45,431
- That's the nicest offer
- I've had in a long time.
- 1216
- 01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,016
- Surely.
- 1217
- 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,942
- Well, you know,
- collecting travel-sized condiments
- 1218
- 01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:51,771
- is, like, a very big part of my life.
- 1219
- 01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:52,901
- The tiny little ketchup bottles?
- 1220
- 01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:55,483
- Or the little Tabascos? They slay me!
- 1221
- 01:05:55,577 --> 01:05:58,194
- - So, as I was saying, Renee...
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1222
- 01:05:58,288 --> 01:06:02,373
- ...has been instrumental
- in helping refine our message.
- 1223
- 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,620
- Uh-huh.
- 1224
- 01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:06,376
- And just what is that message?
- 1225
- 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:07,624
- Well...
- 1226
- 01:06:07,714 --> 01:06:11,708
- Just that I think that most
- luxury brands get it so wrong
- 1227
- 01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:13,417
- when they try to make a diffusion line.
- 1228
- 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:17,004
- They treat it more aspirational,
- when it really needs to be...
- 1229
- 01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:19,886
- - Functional.
- - And practical and real.
- 1230
- 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:20,966
- I mean, these women,
- 1231
- 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,642
- they know who they are, and they just...
- 1232
- 01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,557
- They're proud to be bargain hunters.
- 1233
- 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:27,731
- Avery's life experience may not allow her
- 1234
- 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,977
- to connect with that customer.
- 1235
- 01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:34,317
- Please tell me you're going
- to be in Boston with us.
- 1236
- 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:36,232
- Yes, of course. She is.
- 1237
- 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:37,816
- Of course I am?
- 1238
- 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,743
- Yes, of course. Remember?
- 1239
- 01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:40,910
- You never mentioned that to me.
- 1240
- 01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:43,614
- Yeah, we definitely had
- this conversation about you...
- 1241
- 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:44,994
- Avery, we definitely didn't.
- I would remember...
- 1242
- 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:46,245
- - ...Boston...
- - That would be, like,
- 1243
- 01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:47,918
- - a very big deal to me.
- - Don't you remember?
- 1244
- 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:50,246
- I would have called you.
- I would have called, like, everybody.
- 1245
- 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,672
- I... Is your eye okay?
- 1246
- 01:06:51,925 --> 01:06:54,668
- Oh, my God, would you
- please just agree to go?
- 1247
- 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,841
- Before her fake eyelashes
- come flying off her bulging eyes.
- 1248
- 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:00,343
- Stop that.
- 1249
- 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:05,933
- Would you come with us to Boston
- for the Target pitch?
- 1250
- 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,730
- Oh, hell, yeah, Gram. I will be in Boston!
- 1251
- 01:07:08,816 --> 01:07:09,852
- Of course I'll go!
- 1252
- 01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,185
- Does the Pope shit in Boston? I'm going.
- 1253
- 01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:18,399
- This is definitely where
- my work friends said they'd be.
- 1254
- 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:19,946
- Why are we running?
- 1255
- 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,746
- It's like a super exclusive speakeasy,
- with, like, a hot crowd.
- 1256
- 01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:32,121
- Hi. Um, we're here for the speakeasy.
- 1257
- 01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:34,380
- What speakeasy?
- 1258
- 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:36,501
- Uh...
- 1259
- 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:39,178
- Three girls for the speakeasy.
- 1260
- 01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,218
- - No.
- - Am I saying that right?
- 1261
- 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,344
- - Speakeasy...
- - It's cool. We'll find it.
- 1262
- 01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:44,675
- - Thanks, dude.
- - Speak...
- 1263
- 01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:47,803
- He was supposed to just show us
- where the doorway was. Right?
- 1264
- 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:49,308
- - That's clear.
- - Right.
- 1265
- 01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:51,473
- I don't understand. And now,
- 1266
- 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,309
- look, he's leading these girls to it.
- 1267
- 01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:56,233
- Ew! Those posers don't know
- what they're missing out here.
- 1268
- 01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:58,029
- Didn't I ask you guys to wear heels?
- 1269
- 01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,441
- Yeah, well, I can't walk in heels. So...
- 1270
- 01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:02,572
- I'm just saying that if we want
- to get into places like this...
- 1271
- 01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,075
- We don't really care about
- getting into places like that.
- 1272
- 01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:06,621
- But I guess now you do?
- 1273
- 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:08,916
- Jenn! Hi! Oh, my God!
- 1274
- 01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:13,791
- - Oh! Hello.
- - Hello, sir.
- 1275
- 01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:17,420
- Um,
- can I get one of all of those?
- 1276
- 01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:18,758
- Thank you.
- 1277
- 01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,260
- Okay, good news, bad news.
- 1278
- 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:23,010
- Um, good news is that I can get in.
- 1279
- 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:24,715
- Bad news is you guys can't.
- 1280
- 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:27,677
- So, you know, obviously
- I'm going to stay with you guys.
- 1281
- 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:30,433
- I want to be here and not in there,
- 1282
- 01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:33,140
- in some dumb club
- with these girls I barely know.
- 1283
- 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:34,315
- Yeah...
- 1284
- 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,189
- Unless that's what you guys
- think I should do 'cause...
- 1285
- 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,111
- - Yeah...
- - Yeah? Are you sure?
- 1286
- 01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:40,610
- Okay. Okay, thank you so much,
- you guys. Okay.
- 1287
- 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,692
- I will tell you guys
- absolutely everything tomorrow.
- 1288
- 01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:43,901
- Enjoy the food.
- 1289
- 01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:46,695
- Okay, is there where it is?
- 1290
- 01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:49,448
- - In here?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1291
- 01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:56,873
- And then what I realized
- is that I could eat whatever I want
- 1292
- 01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,707
- and still look like this.
- 1293
- 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:00,793
- Shout out to my genetic makeup.
- 1294
- 01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,094
- So blessed.
- 1295
- 01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:11,470
- We'll be with you momentarily.
- 1296
- 01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:14,393
- Hello, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee.
- 1297
- 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:16,691
- - Hi.
- - Hi. One second.
- 1298
- 01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:19,395
- - Yeah. I love hearing your voice, too.
- - I have an appointment...
- 1299
- 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:22,197
- East Coast Escrow is on the second floor.
- You're gonna wanna head down there.
- 1300
- 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,366
- I'm sorry, can you just...
- if you could scoot just a little bit.
- 1301
- 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:27,820
- Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
- I am living for your bag.
- 1302
- 01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:28,904
- Thanks!
- 1303
- 01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:42,251
- Oh, my God, you're waiting for me. Hi.
- 1304
- 01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:43,586
- Hi.
- 1305
- 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,672
- Thank you so much for still doing this.
- 1306
- 01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:47,176
- Oh, my God, stop it.
- 1307
- 01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,928
- I wouldn't miss our first Grouper date.
- 1308
- 01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:51,055
- I know, but you know, Ethan and...
- 1309
- 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:52,727
- Hey, I want to do this.
- 1310
- 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:53,933
- - Okay. Yes.
- - All right.
- 1311
- 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:55,855
- I'm going to be, like,
- the ultimate wing woman.
- 1312
- 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,400
- And when they pay attention to me,
- I'll just redirect them to you.
- 1313
- 01:09:58,486 --> 01:09:59,317
- - Oh.
- - That's my whole plan.
- 1314
- 01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,611
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1315
- 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,187
- Okay.
- 1316
- 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,193
- There's... Okay.
- 1317
- 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,615
- - Hey, y'all. I am Renee.
- - Hey.
- 1318
- 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,788
- - Hey.
- - Hi. Nice to meet you.
- 1319
- 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,739
- - Nice to meet you.
- - You guys,
- 1320
- 01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:13,870
- what are we talking about?
- 1321
- 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,326
- Renee, where are you from?
- 1322
- 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:16,744
- Oh.
- 1323
- 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,787
- No, I see what's happening here.
- 1324
- 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:22,420
- No, redirect that energy all over here.
- 1325
- 01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,422
- Not all over her face,
- 1326
- 01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:26,424
- but you and I are not going to happen.
- 1327
- 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,592
- Lyle, I like your scarf.
- 1328
- 01:10:28,683 --> 01:10:31,471
- Oh, really, this little thing.
- You don't think it's too much?
- 1329
- 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:35,646
- Is it hand-knit?
- 'Cause I actually do some loom weaving.
- 1330
- 01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:37,309
- I don't know how to make a scarf,
- 1331
- 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,642
- but once I made
- a Native American medicine bag.
- 1332
- 01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:42,820
- Actually, my sister studies
- 18th-century textiles online.
- 1333
- 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:46,239
- Actually, a little bit about Viv
- that's unexpected.
- 1334
- 01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:50,660
- She was thrown out of eighth grade
- for showing everybody her boobies.
- 1335
- 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:51,703
- We all have a past.
- 1336
- 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,246
- And look, don't sleep on Jane.
- 1337
- 01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,871
- Yes, she's dressed like an old man
- watering his lawn, it doesn't matter.
- 1338
- 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,577
- Because once she gets
- out of these clothes,
- 1339
- 01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,003
- she has a sick body.
- 1340
- 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,081
- I can tell you guys
- have a lot of sexual energy.
- 1341
- 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:04,007
- You know what, I feel like we could use
- some more drinks.
- 1342
- 01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,254
- - The ladies will be right back.
- - Yeah.
- 1343
- 01:11:05,344 --> 01:11:07,051
- Okay. You guys get a drink,
- and I'll hang with the boys.
- 1344
- 01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:08,128
- No, no. You're coming with. Come on. No.
- 1345
- 01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:09,212
- Okay.
- 1346
- 01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:12,262
- - Hey.
- - What are you doing to us?
- 1347
- 01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,764
- I'm trying to help you guys, you serious?
- 1348
- 01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,971
- - What?
- - I'm setting you up for success.
- 1349
- 01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:18,271
- Just be hotter.
- 1350
- 01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:20,440
- You got to lead with your hotness.
- 1351
- 01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:23,110
- And then let them find out
- how boring you are later.
- 1352
- 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:24,945
- You think we're boring?
- 1353
- 01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:28,524
- Let's start over, okay?
- You guys are going to be fun.
- 1354
- 01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:29,779
- Let's have a blast.
- 1355
- 01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:31,986
- I'm feeling like shots.
- 1356
- 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:33,782
- You guys want shots?
- 1357
- 01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:35,705
- You guys are crazy.
- 1358
- 01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,200
- Oh, hi. Hi, how are you?
- 1359
- 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,876
- Can we have six shots of Fireball?
- 1360
- 01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:41,624
- All right.
- 1361
- 01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:44,339
- Oh, my God. Obsessed with me.
- 1362
- 01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:46,000
- Is he staring?
- 1363
- 01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:46,958
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 1364
- 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:49,761
- We always dance together like crazy.
- 1365
- 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,259
- Back it up!
- 1366
- 01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:53,136
- - Not to me.
- - Please, don't do that to her.
- 1367
- 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,154
- Renee.
- 1368
- 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:17,739
- Can I sit here?
- 1369
- 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:22,294
- I'm a slightly nervous flier,
- so I took a few things.
- 1370
- 01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:23,837
- Oh, cool.
- 1371
- 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,006
- Okay, yeah.
- 1372
- 01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:27,632
- This is absolutely nuts.
- 1373
- 01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:30,085
- I am bugging,
- I am bugging right out, right now.
- 1374
- 01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,387
- Well, if things go
- like I expect they will,
- 1375
- 01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,931
- we have a lot more trips
- like this in our future.
- 1376
- 01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,927
- What are you talking about?
- Like vacays to the Maldives?
- 1377
- 01:12:38,437 --> 01:12:40,770
- No, I was thinking more like Akron
- 1378
- 01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:43,600
- or Milwaukee, where we have our factories.
- 1379
- 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:47,312
- Okay. Okay. I thought we were going
- a different way with it, but cool.
- 1380
- 01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:49,689
- Oh, I also want to give you a title.
- 1381
- 01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,148
- Something like...
- 1382
- 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,700
- VP of diffusion line, if you like that?
- 1383
- 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:57,787
- Okay. I have a title?
- VP of the diffusion line!
- 1384
- 01:12:58,332 --> 01:13:01,120
- Wait, should I get, like, a standing desk
- or something? Is that too fancy?
- 1385
- 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,668
- No, those people always look like
- they work at Verizon, but I don't know.
- 1386
- 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,749
- Are you sure you don't want
- to sit near the snacks?
- 1387
- 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:06,956
- I don't want to hog them.
- 1388
- 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,506
- There's just, like, so many.
- 1389
- 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,792
- So, let's talk about the keynote speech.
- 1390
- 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,628
- So I put the whole thing on my tablet.
- 1391
- 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:15,305
- I can hook up to a Bluetooth,
- or I can just be on a remote.
- 1392
- 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:16,381
- I can go to a flat screen...
- 1393
- 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:17,890
- Shh...
- 1394
- 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,811
- - Okay.
- - You'll be great...
- 1395
- 01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:23,184
- I'm just going to be quiet.
- 1396
- 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:27,067
- Come up there? Okay.
- 1397
- 01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:37,277
- Hi.
- 1398
- 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:39,154
- She see me?
- 1399
- 01:13:39,957 --> 01:13:41,073
- - Avery?
- - Yeah.
- 1400
- 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,333
- No. It's an hour flight.
- 1401
- 01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:45,001
- Word will probably get out.
- 1402
- 01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:47,875
- Yeah, but once we're
- up in the air, it's too late.
- 1403
- 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:49,919
- I didn't know you were coming.
- 1404
- 01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:52,001
- Oh, yeah, I'm just hitching a ride
- to the Yankees-Red Sox game.
- 1405
- 01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,131
- So cool.
- 1406
- 01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:56,054
- Are you pleasantly surprised?
- 1407
- 01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,631
- - That you're coming?
- - Yeah.
- 1408
- 01:13:58,392 --> 01:13:59,428
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1409
- 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:00,850
- Good. Me, too.
- 1410
- 01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:03,224
- Good morning, welcome aboard.
- This is Dan, your captain speaking.
- 1411
- 01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:05,931
- About 35 minutes up to Boston,
- skies are clear.
- 1412
- 01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:08,017
- Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.
- 1413
- 01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:13,610
- "What we really wanna say
- to our customer is that, yes,
- 1414
- 01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:18,277
- we have made these items
- cheaper for her and easier to use.
- 1415
- 01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:20,446
- But really...
- 1416
- 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,951
- But really what
- we've made them is better...
- 1417
- 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:29,755
- ...is better for her.
- 1418
- 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:35,086
- Because we love her."
- 1419
- 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:36,928
- No, thank you.
- 1420
- 01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:40,219
- "Because we love her..."
- 1421
- 01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:44,557
- Oh.
- 1422
- 01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:46,225
- Hey.
- 1423
- 01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:47,727
- Hi.
- 1424
- 01:14:48,192 --> 01:14:50,024
- So, I'm... I'm right next door.
- 1425
- 01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,854
- That's crazy.
- 1426
- 01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:54,563
- Do you mind if I come in
- and make a quick phone call?
- 1427
- 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,366
- Is that okay? Great, thanks.
- 1428
- 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:05,783
- - Yeah, the phone is...
- - Right here?
- 1429
- 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:07,493
- The phone... Yeah.
- 1430
- 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,539
- Hey, yeah, can I get the steelhead salmon?
- 1431
- 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,336
- And you can leave off the gremolata,
- 1432
- 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,761
- and the tartlet of leek and chanterelles.
- 1433
- 01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:20,134
- - You want anything?
- - Oh, no. I'm fine.
- 1434
- 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:21,506
- Mozzarella sticks?
- 1435
- 01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:25,469
- - Mozzarella sticks.
- - Mozzarella sticks, okay.
- 1436
- 01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:27,099
- If you want them, I don't even like them.
- 1437
- 01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:29,101
- - But if you like them...
- - No, I want them.
- 1438
- 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,683
- And a couple of orders
- of, uh, mozzarella sticks.
- 1439
- 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,401
- Right. Thanks.
- 1440
- 01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:37,986
- - Why can't you order?
- - Yeah. So, um,
- 1441
- 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:41,034
- Avery had all the room charges
- blocked from my room.
- 1442
- 01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:44,241
- Hey, it's not funny.
- 1443
- 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,369
- See, if I'd known
- she was going to do that,
- 1444
- 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:50,453
- I would have just, uh, asked
- to room with you from the beginning.
- 1445
- 01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:52,628
- Huh.
- 1446
- 01:15:52,715 --> 01:15:54,422
- Right.
- 1447
- 01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:58,715
- This is cute. These pigtails.
- 1448
- 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,299
- Yeah.
- 1449
- 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,880
- Don't see them so much these days.
- 1450
- 01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:04,557
- Yeah, two of them.
- 1451
- 01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:06,384
- Yeah, saw the other one around there.
- 1452
- 01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:07,469
- Yeah.
- 1453
- 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:10,221
- It's nice.
- 1454
- 01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:11,644
- Thanks.
- 1455
- 01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:14,901
- So, they got you the big suite, huh?
- 1456
- 01:16:16,155 --> 01:16:17,111
- Yeah.
- 1457
- 01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:18,814
- This is, like, twice the size of my room.
- 1458
- 01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:21,066
- It's bigger than my apartment.
- 1459
- 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,859
- God, look at the size of this bed.
- 1460
- 01:16:22,953 --> 01:16:25,991
- Oh, yeah. Oh, that's...
- 1461
- 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,244
- - I'll just put this there.
- - ...a bandage for my leg.
- 1462
- 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,496
- Um...
- 1463
- 01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:34,371
- I'm supposed to go
- meet your sister at the bar
- 1464
- 01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:36,252
- to go over the presentation.
- 1465
- 01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:38,545
- I'll just leave as soon
- as the food comes, then.
- 1466
- 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:40,877
- Wow.
- 1467
- 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:44,009
- Looks like you're totally prepared
- for this meeting tomorrow.
- 1468
- 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,056
- Yeah.
- 1469
- 01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:47,759
- I mean, I'm sure you'll just
- dazzle them, as per usual.
- 1470
- 01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:50,603
- I dazzle?
- 1471
- 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,181
- Please, like you don't know.
- 1472
- 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:57,519
- Come on, you dazzle my sister,
- my grandma... me.
- 1473
- 01:16:58,823 --> 01:16:59,779
- What?
- 1474
- 01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:01,110
- Come here, sit down.
- 1475
- 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:07,822
- I don't know how you do it, Renee, but...
- 1476
- 01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:13,619
- you've gotten a whole lot of women
- who always think they know best
- 1477
- 01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:17,046
- to sit up and take notice of you.
- 1478
- 01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:22,465
- And what you think, and who you are.
- 1479
- 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,097
- Me?
- 1480
- 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:29,760
- Yeah, I can't even get
- my room charges covered.
- 1481
- 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:35,478
- Yeah, but a lot of women notice you, too.
- 1482
- 01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:40,028
- Maybe, but that's just 'cause
- of my family's money.
- 1483
- 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,692
- Uh...
- 1484
- 01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:42,818
- I think.
- 1485
- 01:17:43,242 --> 01:17:44,232
- Yeah, no.
- 1486
- 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:45,282
- Maybe not?
- 1487
- 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:46,359
- No.
- 1488
- 01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:51,080
- Problem is, I never really know, you know?
- 1489
- 01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:52,908
- No, I don't.
- 1490
- 01:17:53,794 --> 01:17:55,535
- Except, you know, with you...
- 1491
- 01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:59,339
- I feel like I actually do know.
- 1492
- 01:18:01,051 --> 01:18:02,917
- That I'm gunning for your money?
- 1493
- 01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:05,345
- Every last cent of it.
- 1494
- 01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:17,853
- Oh...
- 1495
- 01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:22,775
- Uh...
- 1496
- 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,731
- I am wet...
- 1497
- 01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:25,986
- Excuse me?
- 1498
- 01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:28,443
- ...with diarrhea.
- 1499
- 01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:31,120
- - Oh.
- - Yeah, I...
- 1500
- 01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:35,121
- I need you to go, 'cause I just feel
- how much I'm getting diarrhea.
- 1501
- 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,247
- Okay.
- 1502
- 01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:39,205
- And I don't want you to see the diarrhea.
- 1503
- 01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:00,316
- Who are you?
- 1504
- 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:03,604
- Who are you?
- 1505
- 01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:06,110
- Hey, Renee, the food's here.
- I guess I'll head off.
- 1506
- 01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:53,115
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
- 1507
- 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,378
- Renee, whoa, are you okay?
- 1508
- 01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:04,039
- Yeah, never better.
- 1509
- 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,669
- I'm looking for Avery LeClaire.
- 1510
- 01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:07,842
- I'm supposed to meet her down here,
- but I'm really late.
- 1511
- 01:20:07,928 --> 01:20:08,964
- Have you seen her?
- 1512
- 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:11,258
- You've got blood spurting out
- of your head.
- 1513
- 01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:15,012
- Oh, yeah, it really hurts.
- What are you doing here?
- 1514
- 01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:16,638
- I'm just getting ready
- for the Target pitch tomorrow.
- 1515
- 01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:17,936
- They want me to do some AV stuff.
- 1516
- 01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:20,139
- Wait a minute. You recognize me?
- 1517
- 01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:21,222
- Yeah.
- 1518
- 01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:23,149
- You recognize me right now, no problem?
- 1519
- 01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:25,318
- Yeah, I mean, the blood
- threw me a little, but...
- 1520
- 01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:26,895
- Oh, my God, I knew I felt different.
- 1521
- 01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:30,316
- Oh, my God. Please let it not be gone.
- 1522
- 01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:34,577
- Please, God. Please, please, please.
- 1523
- 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:44,830
- No, no, no.
- 1524
- 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:46,752
- No!
- 1525
- 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,799
- It's gone! It's gone!
- 1526
- 01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:54,180
- I said... I said, "Who are you?"
- into the foggy mirror,
- 1527
- 01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,723
- and I hit my head.
- 1528
- 01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:58,218
- I must've broken the spell,
- 1529
- 01:20:58,312 --> 01:20:59,598
- and it's gone!
- 1530
- 01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:04,607
- I knew it. I knew it couldn't last!
- 1531
- 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:08,437
- Why would this last?
- You're so stupid, Renee!
- 1532
- 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,025
- What's wrong with you?
- 1533
- 01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:12,736
- I'm back to being me!
- 1534
- 01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:25,249
- Okay.
- 1535
- 01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:28,377
- I need you to give this to Avery LeClaire.
- 1536
- 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,922
- It has everything she needs
- for the presentation.
- 1537
- 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:34,133
- She's going to think
- she can't do it, but she can.
- 1538
- 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,384
- Why? Aren't you going to do it?
- 1539
- 01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:37,807
- I wish I could be there, but I can't.
- 1540
- 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,054
- Will you tell her?
- 1541
- 01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:40,726
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1542
- 01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:03,288
- Flight 1116 to New York
- is now boarding at gate C-17.
- 1543
- 01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:41,950
- Oh, no.
- 1544
- 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,791
- Renee, I did the pitch.
- 1545
- 01:22:48,881 --> 01:22:50,213
- I did it just like you said,
- 1546
- 01:22:50,299 --> 01:22:53,087
- but coming from me,
- it just didn't sound right.
- 1547
- 01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:55,384
- Now we're doing this giant launch event
- 1548
- 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,053
- to show everyone how great the line is,
- 1549
- 01:22:57,139 --> 01:23:00,303
- and we need you. Call me!
- 1550
- 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,304
- Hey, you're home!
- 1551
- 01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:08,139
- Oh, shit, hello?
- 1552
- 01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:11,438
- - Um...
- - Are you okay? What just happened?
- 1553
- 01:23:11,528 --> 01:23:12,735
- Uh... I...
- 1554
- 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:13,811
- Oh, God.
- 1555
- 01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:17,073
- My back. I broke it.
- 1556
- 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,240
- Just now?
- 1557
- 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:19,693
- No, no, no. Um...
- 1558
- 01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:22,870
- At the airplane.
- 1559
- 01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:24,664
- Well, that sucks.
- 1560
- 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,286
- What if I come over and take care of you?
- 1561
- 01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:27,913
- No, no, no, no.
- 1562
- 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,337
- - Okay...
- - They're spraying for ants.
- 1563
- 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,585
- Oh, well, then, Renee,
- you shouldn't be there anyway.
- 1564
- 01:23:33,675 --> 01:23:36,088
- That's horrible. That's, like,
- poison stuff. I'll come get you.
- 1565
- 01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:40,513
- No, I really want to be here
- for the ant removal.
- 1566
- 01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:43,091
- I don't want them
- to remove the ones I like.
- 1567
- 01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:46,344
- And I don't really look
- my best right now. So I...
- 1568
- 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:47,849
- Obviously, I don't believe that.
- 1569
- 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,647
- I think you look great all the time.
- 1570
- 01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:52,271
- How about this?
- Saturday night, I'll take you out.
- 1571
- 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,190
- You're probably gonna be
- recovered by then, right?
- 1572
- 01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:55,854
- Mmm-hmm. Yes.
- 1573
- 01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,112
- Okay. I miss you.
- 1574
- 01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:58,690
- I miss you, too.
- 1575
- 01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:07,328
- Oh, it seems like
- you're standing right there.
- 1576
- 01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:09,500
- - Is your back all right now?
- - No.
- 1577
- 01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:11,168
- It looked like you had gotten...
- 1578
- 01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:12,871
- Yeah, no, that's a coincidence
- 'cause I'm not up.
- 1579
- 01:24:12,965 --> 01:24:14,297
- Don't rush this, if you...
- 1580
- 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:25,140
- Darling, if all you have
- is a pack of gum, please.
- 1581
- 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:31,978
- Wait! Why her? What about me?
- I'm standing right here.
- 1582
- 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,059
- All I have is this cookie.
- 1583
- 01:24:34,152 --> 01:24:36,314
- Is it because she's so beautiful?
- 1584
- 01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:39,276
- - I didn't even see you in line.
- - Yeah, right.
- 1585
- 01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:41,449
- You probably have all these
- cookies at your house
- 1586
- 01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:43,948
- from all the 20-year-olds that you bang!
- 1587
- 01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:45,619
- And you don't even deserve it!
- 1588
- 01:24:45,706 --> 01:24:49,074
- They just want your money,
- so now you know that.
- 1589
- 01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:50,745
- - Hi, darling.
- - Hi, honey.
- 1590
- 01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:53,040
- I found the ginkgo biloba.
- 1591
- 01:24:53,297 --> 01:24:54,583
- - You okay?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1592
- 01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:56,505
- I would like to apologize.
- 1593
- 01:24:57,175 --> 01:25:00,919
- I did not know your situation,
- and it's very beautiful.
- 1594
- 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:04,847
- You are two beautiful aging white men.
- 1595
- 01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:06,094
- Thank you.
- 1596
- 01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:27,244
- I know, it's all gone.
- 1597
- 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,747
- I brought you these cookies.
- 1598
- 01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,620
- They're covered in chocolate.
- 1599
- 01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,622
- Okay, you're so drunk.
- 1600
- 01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:36,796
- And there's a picture of a cat on safari.
- 1601
- 01:25:36,882 --> 01:25:40,546
- I know you just assume you can just
- drop by whenever you want
- 1602
- 01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:43,344
- because your loser friends have no plans.
- 1603
- 01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:46,173
- But we're about to go to Escape the Room.
- 1604
- 01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:49,718
- It's the Grouper guys.
- Hey, Groupers!
- 1605
- 01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:52,269
- - Don't call them that.
- - Where's your scarf at?
- 1606
- 01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:56,141
- I want to go to the room
- you pay to be locked in.
- 1607
- 01:25:56,610 --> 01:26:01,150
- I don't really feel like being embarrassed
- or insulted tonight, so no.
- 1608
- 01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:04,023
- You don't want to go with me
- because I'm not pretty anymore.
- 1609
- 01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:06,655
- Look, why do you think
- everyone cares what you look like?
- 1610
- 01:26:07,204 --> 01:26:13,496
- Like, we're your friends
- because you were fun and funny and kind.
- 1611
- 01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,501
- And then I don't know what happened.
- 1612
- 01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:17,544
- I could tell you what happened.
- 1613
- 01:26:18,298 --> 01:26:21,757
- All my wildest dreams came true,
- and then it was gone.
- 1614
- 01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,709
- Renee, will you just listen to yourself?
- 1615
- 01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,296
- Your wildest dream
- is that you were beautiful?
- 1616
- 01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:27,847
- That is so sad!
- 1617
- 01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:31,017
- Yeah, like, we never gave a shit
- what you looked like.
- 1618
- 01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:34,767
- Guys, I just want us to go back
- to how we were before.
- 1619
- 01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:37,812
- Can't we just do that?
- Can't we just go back?
- 1620
- 01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:40,689
- No. And we have to go, so...
- 1621
- 01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:43,192
- All of us? We all can go?
- 1622
- 01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:44,192
- No.
- 1623
- 01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:45,773
- Just us and not the guys?
- 1624
- 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,608
- Absolutely not.
- 1625
- 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,744
- Okay. Okay, I understand.
- 1626
- 01:26:51,665 --> 01:26:55,534
- Well, I have my cell phone on
- if anybody changes their mind.
- 1627
- 01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:21,059
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 1628
- 01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:37,207
- Whoa!
- 1629
- 01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:45,667
- I'm sorry. Sorry.
- 1630
- 01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:47,961
- - You okay?
- - Sorry.
- 1631
- 01:27:56,897 --> 01:27:58,229
- Sorry, sorry.
- 1632
- 01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:00,060
- What am I even worried about?
- 1633
- 01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:01,732
- There's no way he's going to recognize me.
- 1634
- 01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:56,449
- Are you here alone?
- 1635
- 01:28:58,416 --> 01:28:59,748
- No. Y...
- 1636
- 01:29:00,252 --> 01:29:01,663
- Uh, yes.
- 1637
- 01:29:02,045 --> 01:29:06,585
- Technically, but, um,
- I'm meeting my boyfriend.
- 1638
- 01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:08,257
- Oh, right. Okay.
- 1639
- 01:29:08,635 --> 01:29:09,671
- Of course.
- 1640
- 01:29:10,637 --> 01:29:16,099
- Well, how about I buy you
- a drink while you wait?
- 1641
- 01:29:16,852 --> 01:29:18,343
- No, I really shouldn't.
- 1642
- 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:21,599
- Well, why not?
- 1643
- 01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:24,766
- Just killin' time,
- you're waitin' for your boyfriend.
- 1644
- 01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,522
- I'm waitin' for my girlfriend.
- 1645
- 01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:28,895
- Your girlfriend?
- 1646
- 01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:33,441
- Did you say that she's your girlfriend?
- 1647
- 01:29:34,870 --> 01:29:36,736
- I did say that.
- 1648
- 01:29:37,289 --> 01:29:40,282
- And I hope that's okay.
- 1649
- 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,537
- No, I'm sure she, like, loves it.
- 1650
- 01:29:43,336 --> 01:29:44,952
- But what, um...
- 1651
- 01:29:45,046 --> 01:29:46,662
- What's she like? Like...
- 1652
- 01:29:48,633 --> 01:29:50,875
- Your girlfriend... That's your girlfriend?
- 1653
- 01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:55,172
- She is pretty amazing.
- 1654
- 01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:59,058
- Funny and smart.
- 1655
- 01:29:59,603 --> 01:30:02,596
- And the most beautiful girl in the world.
- 1656
- 01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:05,231
- And here I am, "How did I get this lady?"
- 1657
- 01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:07,517
- And I did.
- 1658
- 01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:12,988
- I can't...
- 1659
- 01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,742
- I can't... Excuse me.
- 1660
- 01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:25,496
- - Hey.
- - Hey, um...
- 1661
- 01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,705
- I'm sorry. I am not going
- to be able to make it tonight.
- 1662
- 01:30:29,090 --> 01:30:30,206
- Um...
- 1663
- 01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:33,425
- I can't do this.
- 1664
- 01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:35,173
- I don't know what we're doing.
- 1665
- 01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:39,177
- You, me, any of it.
- I can't do it. I'm sorry.
- 1666
- 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,346
- Okay, wait. Hold on.
- 1667
- 01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:44,144
- I didn't mean to freak you out, I'm sorry.
- 1668
- 01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:46,096
- I really thought we were just having fun.
- 1669
- 01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:49,730
- No, we were having fun.
- That's not it. Um...
- 1670
- 01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:52,778
- Um... I, uh...
- 1671
- 01:30:54,658 --> 01:30:56,274
- I don't know what to say to you.
- 1672
- 01:30:58,453 --> 01:30:59,534
- It's over.
- 1673
- 01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:01,988
- Well, look, you don't have to... Don't.
- Let's not do it over the phone.
- 1674
- 01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:03,869
- Wherever you are, I'll come and meet you,
- 1675
- 01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:05,871
- - and let's talk.
- - No, no, no.
- 1676
- 01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:08,078
- - You can't come where I am.
- - Why?
- 1677
- 01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:09,958
- You can't see me anymore.
- 1678
- 01:31:11,257 --> 01:31:13,044
- I'm not who you think I am.
- 1679
- 01:31:13,134 --> 01:31:14,591
- And that's it? I think I...
- 1680
- 01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:17,382
- I think I deserve better than that.
- 1681
- 01:31:17,764 --> 01:31:19,471
- You deserve much better than this.
- 1682
- 01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,389
- You deserve much better than me.
- 1683
- 01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:24,014
- I'm sorry.
- 1684
- 01:32:21,077 --> 01:32:22,659
- - Hey...
- - I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 1685
- 01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:24,908
- Hi. Hi, it's me.
- 1686
- 01:32:24,998 --> 01:32:27,081
- - I know, yeah.
- - I really need bike 34.
- 1687
- 01:32:27,167 --> 01:32:28,374
- Oh, um...
- 1688
- 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:31,624
- I need to recreate the magic
- of that last class.
- 1689
- 01:32:31,713 --> 01:32:34,251
- Oh. We would like it
- if you don't recreate that.
- 1690
- 01:32:34,340 --> 01:32:37,424
- I'll be fine. I just...
- I really, really need it.
- 1691
- 01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:39,126
- Okay. There.
- 1692
- 01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:42,133
- What's up, SoHo, you ready?
- 1693
- 01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:44,590
- This is your ride! This is your time!
- 1694
- 01:32:44,684 --> 01:32:47,142
- Knees inside your pelvis, core engaged!
- 1695
- 01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:49,811
- I want you to set an intention
- for this ride!
- 1696
- 01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:50,763
- I got one!
- 1697
- 01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:54,692
- If your intention was for change,
- the change is already here,
- 1698
- 01:32:54,778 --> 01:32:57,395
- - and the miracle is already here.
- - Yes, it is!
- 1699
- 01:32:57,489 --> 01:33:01,278
- Today you're going to see that person
- that you've always wanted to be!
- 1700
- 01:33:01,367 --> 01:33:04,360
- Change your mind! Change your body!
- 1701
- 01:33:04,829 --> 01:33:05,945
- Change your life!
- 1702
- 01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:07,913
- Are you ready?
- 1703
- 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,323
- Yeah!
- 1704
- 01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:11,955
- Here we go! In three, two, one! Up!
- 1705
- 01:33:37,904 --> 01:33:39,270
- Oh, God.
- 1706
- 01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:47,953
- - Hey.
- - Oh.
- 1707
- 01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:49,155
- You okay?
- 1708
- 01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:52,166
- Yeah. I just, um... Sorry.
- 1709
- 01:33:52,919 --> 01:33:55,161
- I'm just going through
- a rough breakup, so...
- 1710
- 01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:58,714
- Well, I bet guys can be pretty mean
- 1711
- 01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:00,041
- when you break up with them, right?
- 1712
- 01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:03,754
- Or when they break up with you
- for being a real freaking person.
- 1713
- 01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:06,138
- Wait, hang on.
- 1714
- 01:34:06,641 --> 01:34:08,223
- The acoustics in here are weird.
- 1715
- 01:34:08,309 --> 01:34:10,426
- It sounds like you are saying
- you got dumped.
- 1716
- 01:34:11,437 --> 01:34:15,727
- Someone said to you,
- "I don't want to see you anymore.
- 1717
- 01:34:16,109 --> 01:34:18,442
- Ever again. I don't want
- to have sex with you again."
- 1718
- 01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:20,903
- Somebody has told you... You got dumped?
- 1719
- 01:34:20,989 --> 01:34:23,197
- - Can you stop saying "dumped"?
- - Of course, I'm sorry.
- 1720
- 01:34:23,283 --> 01:34:25,149
- I... I just assumed that...
- 1721
- 01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:28,073
- you wouldn't have
- to deal with stuff like that.
- 1722
- 01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:31,122
- What? 'Cause of my body.
- Or something like...
- 1723
- 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,164
- Your body, your whole head.
- 1724
- 01:34:35,253 --> 01:34:37,245
- Do you have every rib that I have?
- 1725
- 01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:40,001
- Everything really worked out for you.
- 1726
- 01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:42,420
- Where even are your organs?
- 1727
- 01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:46,550
- I've always dealt with being
- really insecure, so it's nice to hear.
- 1728
- 01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:49,928
- Shut up, forever. What?
- 1729
- 01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:51,475
- No, I'm serious. Like, it's an issue.
- 1730
- 01:34:51,561 --> 01:34:53,268
- I, like, struggle with self-esteem. So...
- 1731
- 01:34:53,354 --> 01:34:56,597
- I want to punch you right
- in your dumb face right now.
- 1732
- 01:34:56,691 --> 01:35:00,025
- Okay, that's the kind of comment
- that, like... I just...
- 1733
- 01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:01,727
- That's what causes my insecurity.
- 1734
- 01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:03,278
- "Dumb." It's like...
- It's like a trigger word.
- 1735
- 01:35:03,364 --> 01:35:04,775
- I'm sorry I said that, it's just...
- 1736
- 01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:08,610
- You getting dumped is making me feel
- like I might be okay.
- 1737
- 01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:10,444
- Randomly, it's making me feel better, too.
- 1738
- 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:13,872
- - Okay, that's good.
- - Oh, my gosh.
- 1739
- 01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:15,745
- But, um, I have to actually go.
- 1740
- 01:35:15,835 --> 01:35:17,918
- I have a go-see at Lily LeClaire.
- 1741
- 01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:19,871
- Lily LeClaire?
- 1742
- 01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:21,125
- - Yeah.
- - For what?
- 1743
- 01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:23,583
- Um, like, modeling a new line, I guess.
- 1744
- 01:35:24,135 --> 01:35:25,216
- The diffusion line?
- 1745
- 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:26,756
- - Um...
- - Wait, you're going for that?
- 1746
- 01:35:26,846 --> 01:35:28,587
- - It's...
- - Yeah.
- 1747
- 01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:31,298
- - Okay, bye.
- - Okay, bye. Feel better.
- 1748
- 01:35:31,392 --> 01:35:33,008
- - Thanks.
- - That guy's a dick.
- 1749
- 01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:34,263
- Yeah.
- 1750
- 01:35:44,113 --> 01:35:45,979
- - Morning.
- - Hi.
- 1751
- 01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:47,861
- It's 3:00 p.m.
- 1752
- 01:35:48,493 --> 01:35:49,574
- What you got for me?
- 1753
- 01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:52,028
- - In terms of what?
- - Packages.
- 1754
- 01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:55,497
- - Some of those for me?
- - Uh, no, those are empty.
- 1755
- 01:35:55,583 --> 01:35:57,745
- Can I have an ionic water? Bottom right.
- 1756
- 01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:03,081
- Thanks. Uh, you should really serve these
- with a straw and a napkin.
- 1757
- 01:36:03,174 --> 01:36:04,881
- But I won't hold it against you.
- 1758
- 01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:07,335
- Hey, do you know if this is something
- to do with the diffusion line?
- 1759
- 01:36:07,428 --> 01:36:10,762
- Yeah, they're casting
- the face of the line.
- 1760
- 01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:12,760
- God!
- 1761
- 01:36:12,850 --> 01:36:15,058
- They're planning a huge party
- to launch the whole thing.
- 1762
- 01:36:15,144 --> 01:36:16,180
- Yeah.
- 1763
- 01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,103
- You think it ever occurred
- to them to cast someone
- 1764
- 01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:20,681
- who looks like they would
- actually buy the products?
- 1765
- 01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:22,107
- Someone like you?
- 1766
- 01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:26,774
- Yeah.
- 1767
- 01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,276
- Yes.
- 1768
- 01:36:28,825 --> 01:36:30,532
- Someone exactly like me.
- 1769
- 01:36:31,577 --> 01:36:33,443
- Hey, Viv. Um...
- 1770
- 01:36:33,955 --> 01:36:35,992
- I've been looking everywhere
- for you guys. I...
- 1771
- 01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:39,909
- I just want to apologize
- for how I behaved. I'm so sorry.
- 1772
- 01:36:40,003 --> 01:36:42,541
- I... I'm so embarrassed.
- 1773
- 01:36:42,630 --> 01:36:44,963
- Please tell Jane, I...
- 1774
- 01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:47,750
- Anyway, um...
- 1775
- 01:36:48,594 --> 01:36:51,382
- I really want you to
- meet up with me on Friday.
- 1776
- 01:36:52,557 --> 01:36:54,674
- I... I need you.
- 1777
- 01:36:56,311 --> 01:36:58,018
- Okay. This is Renee.
- 1778
- 01:36:58,604 --> 01:36:59,594
- Okay.
- 1779
- 01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:12,278
- Come on! We're going to miss it.
- 1780
- 01:37:12,368 --> 01:37:14,200
- - This is uphill!
- - This is it.
- 1781
- 01:37:14,287 --> 01:37:15,403
- This is the door.
- 1782
- 01:37:19,876 --> 01:37:21,162
- - Close it. Close it.
- - I am.
- 1783
- 01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:22,709
- Don't yell at me. I'm closing it.
- 1784
- 01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:26,167
- Act like you've been here before.
- Act like you work here.
- 1785
- 01:37:26,758 --> 01:37:28,420
- I can't lose my job, all right?
- 1786
- 01:37:28,509 --> 01:37:31,047
- I'll have to move back with my aunt.
- She calls me Meat Patty.
- 1787
- 01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:32,344
- - She drinks too much.
- - I know.
- 1788
- 01:37:32,430 --> 01:37:34,092
- Why didn't I hear about this
- when we worked together?
- 1789
- 01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:35,718
- This would be fun banter.
- 1790
- 01:37:35,808 --> 01:37:37,720
- - Yeah.
- - Okay. Just keep it cool.
- 1791
- 01:37:55,203 --> 01:37:56,284
- Good evening.
- 1792
- 01:37:58,831 --> 01:38:00,868
- And thank you all for coming tonight.
- 1793
- 01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:03,333
- We're so pleased to have you here.
- 1794
- 01:38:05,046 --> 01:38:10,041
- This is an exciting evening
- for Lily LeClaire, for you, and for me.
- 1795
- 01:38:10,676 --> 01:38:13,544
- When my grandmother
- first started this company...
- 1796
- 01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,714
- in the year 1200 AD...
- 1797
- 01:38:17,392 --> 01:38:18,928
- It's a long, long time ago.
- 1798
- 01:38:21,771 --> 01:38:25,606
- She had only $1,000.
- 1799
- 01:38:26,067 --> 01:38:27,979
- Again, that was a long time ago...
- 1800
- 01:38:30,571 --> 01:38:32,608
- Inflation, so...
- 1801
- 01:38:32,698 --> 01:38:36,362
- So that would be different now. And...
- 1802
- 01:38:39,539 --> 01:38:41,326
- That wasn't supposed to happen. Uh...
- 1803
- 01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:42,865
- What... What?
- 1804
- 01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:45,538
- Could somebody... Is there anybody here...
- 1805
- 01:38:45,628 --> 01:38:46,709
- Technical support?
- 1806
- 01:38:46,796 --> 01:38:50,756
- Anybody who's technical or support?
- 1807
- 01:38:51,217 --> 01:38:53,425
- Stupid bitch, you're such a failure.
- 1808
- 01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:25,999
- I thought that was going to bust easier.
- 1809
- 01:39:27,336 --> 01:39:28,292
- Um...
- 1810
- 01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:30,211
- Hello.
- 1811
- 01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:32,127
- My name is Renee.
- 1812
- 01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:33,457
- And, uh...
- 1813
- 01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:37,131
- Some of you know me as this woman.
- 1814
- 01:39:39,140 --> 01:39:40,130
- Glamorous.
- 1815
- 01:39:41,184 --> 01:39:42,140
- Flawless.
- 1816
- 01:39:42,852 --> 01:39:43,683
- Perfection.
- 1817
- 01:39:44,562 --> 01:39:45,928
- But that's not the real me.
- 1818
- 01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:50,148
- This is the real me.
- 1819
- 01:39:50,485 --> 01:39:51,601
- I don't get it.
- 1820
- 01:39:52,153 --> 01:39:55,521
- I know, these women look nothing alike.
- 1821
- 01:39:56,616 --> 01:39:57,697
- But they're both me.
- 1822
- 01:39:58,242 --> 01:40:00,029
- Take a second to process it.
- 1823
- 01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:04,113
- But in this industry,
- I only felt wanted...
- 1824
- 01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,957
- when I looked like this.
- 1825
- 01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:11,499
- - I think she's crazy.
- - Not when I looked...
- 1826
- 01:40:28,189 --> 01:40:29,225
- There was no magic.
- 1827
- 01:40:31,192 --> 01:40:32,353
- That's me.
- 1828
- 01:40:33,361 --> 01:40:34,897
- That's me, they're both me. That's me.
- 1829
- 01:40:47,083 --> 01:40:48,665
- I did all this as me.
- 1830
- 01:40:57,385 --> 01:40:58,876
- When we're little girls,
- 1831
- 01:41:00,263 --> 01:41:02,596
- we have all the confidence in the world.
- 1832
- 01:41:04,767 --> 01:41:07,134
- We let our bellies hang out, and...
- 1833
- 01:41:08,104 --> 01:41:10,721
- And we just dance and play
- 1834
- 01:41:10,815 --> 01:41:12,272
- and pick our wedgies.
- 1835
- 01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:15,650
- And then these things happen that just...
- 1836
- 01:41:15,736 --> 01:41:17,318
- They make us question ourselves.
- 1837
- 01:41:17,905 --> 01:41:20,238
- Somebody says something mean
- to you on the playground,
- 1838
- 01:41:20,992 --> 01:41:22,153
- and then we grow up,
- 1839
- 01:41:22,243 --> 01:41:25,281
- and you doubt yourself
- over and over again until...
- 1840
- 01:41:25,788 --> 01:41:27,996
- you lose all that confidence.
- 1841
- 01:41:28,082 --> 01:41:31,541
- All that self-esteem, all that faith
- you started with is gone.
- 1842
- 01:41:32,920 --> 01:41:35,082
- But what if we didn't
- let those moments get to us?
- 1843
- 01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:37,456
- What if we were stronger than that?
- 1844
- 01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:40,463
- Right?
- 1845
- 01:41:41,012 --> 01:41:43,004
- What if we didn't care
- about how we looked?
- 1846
- 01:41:44,265 --> 01:41:45,597
- Or how we sounded?
- 1847
- 01:41:48,394 --> 01:41:51,387
- What if we never lost
- that little-girl confidence?
- 1848
- 01:41:51,939 --> 01:41:53,305
- What if when someone tells us
- 1849
- 01:41:53,399 --> 01:41:56,813
- that we aren't good
- or thin or pretty enough,
- 1850
- 01:41:57,612 --> 01:41:59,729
- we have strength and the wisdom...
- 1851
- 01:42:01,324 --> 01:42:03,941
- to say what I am is better
- than all of that?
- 1852
- 01:42:05,828 --> 01:42:08,741
- Because what I am is me!
- 1853
- 01:42:11,417 --> 01:42:12,658
- I'm me!
- 1854
- 01:42:13,169 --> 01:42:14,705
- And I'm proud to be me!
- 1855
- 01:42:15,254 --> 01:42:18,793
- And if you ever get the chance
- to hang out with me or my friends,
- 1856
- 01:42:19,216 --> 01:42:22,380
- my amazing, perfect friends...
- 1857
- 01:42:22,470 --> 01:42:24,962
- Well, all I have to say to you
- is you're welcome.
- 1858
- 01:42:28,225 --> 01:42:30,137
- Mason, hit it.
- 1859
- 01:42:32,563 --> 01:42:34,270
- We are real women.
- 1860
- 01:42:35,816 --> 01:42:38,524
- We are. What a great thing to be.
- 1861
- 01:42:40,237 --> 01:42:45,323
- A real, healthy, just strong,
- funny, kick-ass chick!
- 1862
- 01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:48,360
- This new line of products
- won't change your life.
- 1863
- 01:42:48,454 --> 01:42:50,070
- Only you can do that.
- 1864
- 01:42:50,915 --> 01:42:52,656
- And you can do that.
- 1865
- 01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:54,157
- Believe me.
- 1866
- 01:42:55,002 --> 01:42:59,087
- But this line is for every girl
- who is ready to believe in herself!
- 1867
- 01:43:01,425 --> 01:43:03,166
- You are beautiful!
- 1868
- 01:43:03,260 --> 01:43:04,546
- You are everything!
- 1869
- 01:43:04,637 --> 01:43:06,924
- And you are the real face of this line!
- 1870
- 01:43:07,014 --> 01:43:10,007
- And we are all the face of Lily LeClaire!
- 1871
- 01:43:14,188 --> 01:43:16,726
- Whoo!
- 1872
- 01:43:16,816 --> 01:43:18,352
- You go, Renee!
- 1873
- 01:43:18,693 --> 01:43:20,059
- You picked a good one, you know.
- 1874
- 01:43:22,238 --> 01:43:23,445
- Oh, my God!
- 1875
- 01:43:30,037 --> 01:43:31,653
- Well, that was super weird.
- 1876
- 01:43:32,707 --> 01:43:34,539
- And also very effective.
- 1877
- 01:43:35,918 --> 01:43:36,954
- Thanks.
- 1878
- 01:43:37,044 --> 01:43:39,502
- Do you know we offer
- a mental health program at work?
- 1879
- 01:43:39,797 --> 01:43:41,038
- I still have a job?
- 1880
- 01:43:41,924 --> 01:43:43,460
- Oh, my God.
- 1881
- 01:43:45,302 --> 01:43:47,885
- Thank you. Okay,
- I'm gonna go say hi to some people.
- 1882
- 01:43:50,307 --> 01:43:53,641
- Avery? They're going crazy for all this.
- 1883
- 01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:55,765
- Let's be honest. We both know.
- 1884
- 01:43:56,188 --> 01:43:57,554
- That's for Renee.
- 1885
- 01:43:58,858 --> 01:44:00,019
- Oh!
- 1886
- 01:44:00,401 --> 01:44:03,985
- Sweetheart,
- Renee wouldn't be here without you.
- 1887
- 01:44:05,114 --> 01:44:06,400
- None of us would.
- 1888
- 01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:08,315
- Oh, Gram.
- 1889
- 01:44:25,634 --> 01:44:26,841
- This is Ethan.
- 1890
- 01:44:26,927 --> 01:44:28,213
- Hi, it's me.
- 1891
- 01:44:28,971 --> 01:44:30,007
- Renee.
- 1892
- 01:44:30,264 --> 01:44:33,928
- Um, I know you probably don't want
- to see me right now, but I just...
- 1893
- 01:44:34,393 --> 01:44:35,679
- Just, please hear me out.
- 1894
- 01:44:36,228 --> 01:44:37,935
- Okay? I... I...
- 1895
- 01:44:38,022 --> 01:44:40,765
- I am so sorry for how I acted
- the other night.
- 1896
- 01:44:42,276 --> 01:44:43,392
- I know this...
- 1897
- 01:44:43,944 --> 01:44:45,685
- is hard to believe,
- but it has nothing to do
- 1898
- 01:44:45,780 --> 01:44:47,112
- with how I feel about you.
- 1899
- 01:44:47,448 --> 01:44:51,112
- And everything to do
- with my feelings about me.
- 1900
- 01:44:52,286 --> 01:44:53,276
- And...
- 1901
- 01:44:54,830 --> 01:44:55,820
- I, uh...
- 1902
- 01:44:56,791 --> 01:44:58,874
- This is gonna sound so crazy, but I...
- 1903
- 01:44:59,710 --> 01:45:00,791
- I thought that you thought
- 1904
- 01:45:00,878 --> 01:45:02,870
- that I was the most beautiful
- woman in the world.
- 1905
- 01:45:02,963 --> 01:45:04,829
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 1906
- 01:45:05,925 --> 01:45:08,793
- I do think that you're the most
- beautiful woman in the world.
- 1907
- 01:45:11,972 --> 01:45:13,213
- Just let me real quick,
- 1908
- 01:45:13,307 --> 01:45:14,764
- - 'cause it was killing me...
- - What?
- 1909
- 01:45:14,850 --> 01:45:16,341
- You were, like, struggling with it.
- 1910
- 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:17,801
- - You could see?
- - Yeah, well, I saw...
- 1911
- 01:45:17,895 --> 01:45:19,352
- - That's a camera?
- - Yeah.
- 1912
- 01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:20,895
- You could see me that whole time?
- 1913
- 01:45:20,981 --> 01:45:21,971
- Renee...
- 1914
- 01:45:23,150 --> 01:45:24,516
- I've always seen you.
- 1915
- 01:45:43,546 --> 01:45:45,412
- What's up, SoHo?
- 1916
- 01:45:45,506 --> 01:45:47,498
- You guys ready to change your life?
- 1917
- 01:45:48,717 --> 01:45:49,628
- Yes!
- 1918
- 01:45:49,718 --> 01:45:51,710
- I don't know what you
- came in here for today,
- 1919
- 01:45:51,804 --> 01:45:54,171
- but the miracle is already here!
- 1920
- 01:45:54,557 --> 01:45:57,345
- You just have to open up
- your heart and receive it!
- 1921
- 01:45:58,060 --> 01:45:59,676
- I want you to look into the mirror
- 1922
- 01:45:59,770 --> 01:46:02,433
- and visualize the change
- you came in here for.
- 1923
- 01:46:02,523 --> 01:46:05,391
- Is it spiritual? Is it physical?
- 1924
- 01:46:05,484 --> 01:46:06,770
- Is it emotional?
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