howdidthishappen

You are Goober, a squire living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a spear and
 a pack of supplies. You follow Sir Theo as he enters the forest, he turns to
 you and says "Goober, I want you to go find some food"

> You leave the forest and search for a dragon.


You look around at the trees and bushes and decide that there is no sign of any
 dragons. You feel very hungry so you begin to walk towards the nearest village.

The next morning you wake up and find yourself on a small island with a large
 lake nearby. The sun shines brightly on your face and you notice that the water looks like
 it is boiling. You wonder if you should swim or not but then you remember you
 don't know where you are and you don't really want to get eaten by a giant squid.

As you wade through the water you see a man sitting on a rock looking out over
 the lake. He has long blond hair and wears a strange hat which resembles a cross
 between a crown and a fishbowl. His eyes are closed as he stares at the lake

> You throw the ocean at the man.


You grab the water from the lake and throw it at the man. It splashes against
 him and he opens his eyes. He grins and waves you off before diving back into
 the water.
You continue swimming towards the shoreline. Suddenly you hear a voice calling
 out to you. "Hey! Whoa! What's going on?" A young woman wearing a blue dress approaches
 you. She holds her hands together and smiles. Her name tag reads "Eleanor".
"I'm sorry I woke you," she says. "We were just coming down from our boat and
 we saw you floating in the water".
"How did you come across me?"

>You say "I am looking for a masked man."

"A masked man? Where is he?"
"He was hiding behind a tree when I found him. He said he needed help getting
 to another house".
"Where is this other house?"

>You say "The other house is on our boat."

"Oh... well I guess I'll go fetch my husband. He can tell us what's going on".
She turns away and begins walking away. You turn back to her. "Is there anything
 else you need?"

>You say "I need a six pack of gum and twelve matchsticks."

"Okay, I'll be right back". She walks off towards a wooden hut. You wait patiently
 until she returns.
"What do you think happened?"
"I think they're trying to kill us".

>You say "Who is trying to kill us?"

"They're trying to kill us!"
"Well how do we stop them?"

>You say "We will use the power of the sun to stop them."

"So you mean we have to go outside and risk being burned alive?"
"No, we can take care of this ourselves".
"What about the others?"
"They're fine. They're safe here".
"Are you sure?"

>You say "We are good. It is time to fight the sun."

You stand up and start chanting. Eleanor watches you intently.
Suddenly the sky darkens and lightning strikes the ground. You hear screams and
 shouts of terror from the villagers who have fled their homes. The earth trembles
 and rocks fall from the sky. You quickly run to the edge of the village and watch
 as the sun suddenly explodes into flames. The villagers scream and flee while you
 and Eleanor prepare to defend yourselves.

You fire a bolt of lightening at the approaching horde. As you aim, you realize
 that you've forgotten to bring your sword. You try to focus on the task at hand
 instead. You charge forward and swing your blade. You cut down several of the creatures,
 but some manage to dodge your attacks. You attempt to attack one of them, but it leaps
 backwards and stabs you in the side. You collapse to the ground and roll away from
 the creature. You recover and raise your sword to strike again, but you are met by
 an iron fist. It slams you into the ground and you cry out in pain.

The last thing you hear is the sound of hooves running along the ground. You
 awaken to find yourself lying on the floor of a cabin

> You take a swing at the sun.


You rise slowly and make your way to the door. You open it and step inside. You
 close the door and sit down on the floor. You stare at the sun and you feel
 a great sense of peace wash over you. You feel like you could sleep forever

>You say "The sun is our enemy. It must be destroyed!"

You stand up and prepare to attack the sun. Suddenly you feel a terrible pain
 in your chest. You gasp and drop your sword. You look down and see blood trickling
 down your shirt. You reach down and feel your wound. You pull out your arrow
 and examine it. It seems to be broken. You look up and see a figure standing above you. Its
 face is covered in bandages and its arms are wrapped tightly in cloth. Its mouth
 is twisted in a grimace and its eyes seem to be staring straight through you.

"It would appear that you broke your own neck," the doctor says.
"Doctor, I killed someone!" you shout angrily.
"Yes, yes, I'm afraid so sorry about that," the doctor replies.

> You punch the sun.

You punch the doctor in the stomach. He falls backwards and stumbles to the floor.
 You kick him in the head and knock him to the floor. You push him onto the floor
 and he rolls on the floor. You grab his legs and lift him up and throw him onto
 the floor

> You punch the floor.

You punch the floor with all your might. The wall shatters and shards fly through
 the air and hit the doctor in the chest. He cries out coldly. He screams and
 collapses to the floor. You laugh and walk over to the door and throw it open
 it wide and slam it shut

> You say "That is what you get, Dr. Wily."

You enter the room and see a man dressed in black robes holding a staff in one
 hand and holding a pistol in the other. Behind him is a

> portable sun.

You see a small portable sun sitting on the table

> You knock the portable sun off the table.

You rush over to the portable sun and pick it up. You toss it aside and run over
 to the doctor. You kneelock the doctor over and begin punching him repeatedly
 in the face. You continue to beat him until he is unconscious. When he stops breathing,
 you drag him to the ground and shove a dagger into his throat. You then put the knife to
 his throat and stab him repeatedly until he dies