To:             Whomever It May Concern
From:           Michael “txtech” Vela
Date:           February 14, 2012
Subject:        Travis “teechap” Chapman is a FAGGOT


I have been "friends" with this bastard for quite some time. Here is a few short things about him which I think need to be recognized:
•     His penis
•     We went on a goddamn "ghost hunt"
•     He raped when I was underage
•     He’s mad yo
•     #wow #whoa
•     He’s a nice guy and is friendly once you get to know him (he made me say this so he doesn't kill me)
•     He buys the coolest handbags

I met him a couple years ago when we were still in college. The first time I met up with him, he gave me a tour of campus and showed me around Baylor University in Waco, TX. We tossed salad on the bridge, checked out a few of the amazing fratbros, and even snuck onto the baseball field. He knew I liked baseball. What a thoughtful guy.

Point being: Goddamn. I remember going into his room and seeing all the papers on his studies and being amazed. I was a pre-nursing major at the time and the stuff he was doing was beyond my comprehension. He loves what he does. His passion goes unrivaled by any other. His only other passion would be his gay porn collection.