[FR] Day Cannon

>Day Cannon in Equestria
>You are Anon.
>Your best friend Pinkie Pie is leading you outside of Ponyville at four in the fucking morning to see something.
“This better be worth it Pinkie.”
>The pink mare giggles as she hops up a hill, ahead of you.
>”Don't worry Nonny, you'll love what I have in store for you!”
>You grunt and try to bundle your sweater closer to your body.
>Pinkie is getting too far ahead, you're going to lose her.
“Pinkie, slow down.”
>She keeps going, about to cross the top of the hill.
“Pinkie, I said to wait up.”
>Aaand she's out of your sight.
“Pinkie! Jeez...”
>You run to catch up, shivering at the pre-dawn chill.
>Once you cross the top, Pinkie is waiting for you.
>”Ta da!”
>She points down towards something.
>You walk next to her and try to find what she is pointing at.
>”Hiiiiiiiiiiiii Anoooooooooooooooon!”
>Fluttershy is at the bottom of the hill, dressed as Evie Knievel.
>”Are insane stunts your fetiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!?”
>Pinkie looks at you and nods.
>You give her a confused look.
>She whispers to you.
>”Say yes.”
>You shrug.
“Yeah, insane stunts are my fetish!”
>Fluttershy jumps in the air before pulling out a large cannon form the ground.
>She proceeds to get in it, loading it with a fuckton of gun powder.
“Pinkie, what is going on?”
>The fluffy pony cuddles up to you and lays on your lap.
>”Well, you know how you are always complaining of Fluttershy trying to guess your fetish?”
“Yeeees?”
>She giggles and hands you a bag of popcorn she got from god knows where.
>”Happy Birthday Anon!”
>Fluttershy lights the end of the cannon's rope and puts a helmet on.
>The flame rides along the rope but stops halfway through.
“Well that was dis-”
>The ground starts to shake and open. The cannon Fluttershy is in gets loaded into a larger cannon.
>A loud grinding noise is heard and the larger cannon starts to rise. Going up, up, up!
>It stops just as the barrel of the cannon passes over you and Pinkie.
“Oh sweet nipple fucking chri-”
>*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
>The large cannon goes off, firing the smaller cannon and Fluttershy to the moon.
>You and Pinkie anre rolling down the hill from the cannon's air blast.
>A large bush stops you two.
>”Whoo hoo! Happy Birthday Anon!”
>Pinkie pulls out a birthday cake.
“... WHAT?”
>All you can hear is a loud ringing and static.
>”Huh?”
“What'd you say?”
>”I can't hear you Anon. What?”
“What?”
>This goes on for a couple hours.

[SPACE ENDING]

>You are Fluttershy.
>The first pony to be blasted into space.
>You are hiding in your cannon, waiting for it to point back at Equestria so you can blast off back home.
>Bingo!
>You pull the emergency firing chord and are off.
“Momma's coming home Anon!”
>You are flying towards your home planet when suddenly a giant shiny metal ball with a yellow eye in the middle hits you.
>”Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-”'
>No!
>The impact is throwing you towards the moon!
>Gah!
>Fucking space balls!