Joker slept in late this day, after staying out late capturing Commissioner Gordon and Lex Luthor he felt he deserved it. Harley however had to prepare for the week, and there were a lot of chores to fulfill. Her first chore however was one she looked forward to. The Hyenas were usually kept penned up and aggressive, however with the company that Mr. J had found they would need a release. Normally the hired help would just let the females rape the males, but why should the boys have all the fun. Harley first went over to the male Hyenas and crawled over to the beast; she reached out and slowly started to grab the hyena’s small cock. Gently stroking the male member brought the hyena into full arousal, as they began to leak there precum the females enter there area, pushing the smaller males away. Bending down there head female sniffs Harleys sex, and starts to lick it. Harley moans as her fingers start to rock her own cunt. The hyena turns and prepares to mount Harley, her huge clit entering Harly's pussy, bringing Harley to her first massive orgasm and her screaming her head off.

“What the bloody hell is going on out there” the joker screams as he jumps out of bed. “Can’t a clown get any” he stops halfway spotting Harley with her cunt full of Clit. “Why Harley you little minx, I knew you liked girls after all, BWAHAHAHA” he laughed.
“But Mr. J this hyena has a cock.” She manages to mutter over the sound of the hyenas humping.
“Yes, and females are the ones with the larger cock. A clown needs to know the audience. After you are done, meet me in the kitchen” He says as he winks at Harley.
Twenty minutes later Harley enters the kitchen to see the Joker with a large turkey leg holder. “What’s going on Mr. J.” she asks, a little nervously.
“Ah this, you are aware that thanksgiving is tomorrow, and I wanted to show my thanks to Commissioner Gordon for all the Laughs, And Lex for all the toys. I thought I would make them a big bird for the occasion, and baby you looked good enough to eat. I guess the only thing that would be better than you on the plate would be a little bat. So here is the deal baby. You deliver me the batgirl, or Lex will complain about the turkey tasting a little funny.”

Chapter 2, Discount Turkey

“One week, that is all the time that I have to trick Batgirl into the jokers grips… Wait trick, of course” Harley said to herself and applied a special lipstick that Ivy had given her. “I don’t need a batgirl; I just need someone to be in the outfit. Mr. J will never know” she giggled as she finished putting on her green nail polish and jumping into her bike. “Ivy would do me any favor, if I do her one first” she laughed as she headed into the old Botanical forest. As Harley jumped of her bike to enter a vine gently wrapped its way around her foot. “Oh you, you always are a little frisky. What would your mommy think if she found out you were playing with her toy. The vine caressed her leg, Ok I wont tell if you don’t” she laughs and then moans as the vine starts to rub under her panties and touch her clit. “I guess saying you got a woody for me would be insulting” she purrs as a two more vines reveal themselves and wrap there way around her legs. They jerk Harley into a splits position as the first vine submerges itself deeply into the little vixen. “Oh yeah, that is the spot” she moans as she fingers herself to the first orgasm.
   “So you couldn’t wait for me” A voice asked, making Harley try to jump, but unable to because of the vines. “Oh hi Red, I um just wanted to mess around, me and Mr. J.” Ivy silenced her with a finger. “It’s always about you and Mr. J isn’t it. I… Oh alright, you know I can’t stay mad at you” she says as she leans in and presses her lips to Harleys. Harley greedily kisses back, her tongue forcing its way into the green girls mouth. Ivy responds by grabing her tight ass, as the vines wrap there way around ivy and Harleys breast. Harley breaks the kiss first, panting. “You want to do a little roll play baby. You know how hot it gets me when we pretend.”  Harley says as she teases Ivy’s clit. “You know sometimes I think you want to fuck that little one more than me” Ivy frowns. Harley shakes her head. “You are the one who made the costume and made me wear it first.” She shakes her finger at Ivy. “Now get into your hero outfit and give me some justice.” Ivy giggles as she heads to her room to get the costume, meanwhile Harley manages to grab a buzzer she had borrowed from the joker and hid in her sleeve. . Ivy opens the door and models it in front of Harley. “You have been a bad girl. I think I am going to need to handcuff you, She laughs wrapping her arms around Harley. “Don’t think you are going to take me easy bat” Harley laughs as she uses the buzzer on the back of Ivy’s spine. “Thaaaats noooot faiiiiir” Ivy mumbles as she passes out. When Ivy awoke she was tied up and had Harley licking her pussy. “Ohm yeah” she mumbles as a orgasm rips her from a sound sleep. “Oh Ivy you taste so good” Harley said while eating out Ivy’s cunt. “I beat you would taste even better with a the glow of the oven against your skin.”
 “You are joking right sweetie” she says nervously.
“But Ivy you said you wanted to feel what wonder women went through. She came a river when we roasted her. Harley nibbled on Ivy’s cunt when Ivy sprayed in her face. “You can’t hide that you like the idea baby, but don’t worry there will be a lot of tenderizing” she gets close and kisses Ivy on the lips.

Chapter 3 Salad wasn’t on the menu

“Mr J” Harley said as she returned to base, “I am back, and I brought the turkey.” She laughed as she dropped Ivy in the batgirl costume to the table. “Doesn’t she look good enough to eat”

Joker looked her in the eyes “Baby do you think I am crazy? Ok a little but even I can smell the jungle smell in here. Because you brought her, I guess this will have to do” he laughs as he pulls out a large needle and injects it into her ass, waking up Ivy. “You bastard,” She screams in pain.
“ Don't worry sweetie, you won't go to waste. We need a salad as well, and this drug will cover that.” He says as he squeezes her ass. He turns to look at Harley, whom is trying to hide in a corner. “Mr J, please don’t cook me, I will get you batgirl, I promise” she begs cowering.
The joker caresses her cheek softly. “Baby you know I love you and I believe you” his face breaks into rage as his hand flattens out and swings across her face “But if you ever try to fool me again I will hunt down your entire family and kill them in front of you,” he calms down and looks her in the eye “Batman and Robin will be gone tonight, so this is your last chance.

Harley decided that wayne estates had the fastest response time for the bats and decided to rob it first. Swinging her way through the guards was fun but it didn't help get batgirl any closer. Harley was about to leave when the lights suddenly went off. "About time baby" Harley laughs. Batgirl swings down as Harley jumps out of the way. Batgirl jumps back and swings at Harley knocking her down, Batgirl swings her foot knocking harley down to the floor. They both begin wrestling on the ground when Harley plants a kiss on Batgirls lips. Batgirl pushes harley down and curled up in a ball. "Ima good girl, Ima good girl" batgirl starts saying to herself blushing.
"looks like you might have a naughty side girly" Harley laughs as she caresses Batgirls thigh.
"Noooo. I, I am straight. I likkke Boysss." batgirl tells herself, trying to convince herself.Harvey sees batgirl whimpering over her self doubt and laughs. Grabbing her hammer while batgirl is distracted she swings it and knocks Batgirl out. When she finally comes to she finds she is unable to move. "Whaat's goooing on" she tries to ask, her actions slowed down to a snails pace.
"Well honey, I decided I would help you find what team you swing for. As you can see you can't really run away, these drugs will last for a hour, much longer than I will need" she laughs as she strips the underwear off of our hero. "You can fight, our you can enjoy it. It's not like you can stop it" The clown laughs as she starts playing with bat girls clit. As the pleasure press's its way forward Batgirl bits her lip and refuses to give her the benefit. "You ugly bitch i will never enjoy your touch" she moans, trying to act tough. "
"You don't seem to be doing so well at not enjoying this," Harley starts licking Batgirls sex and works her way down to her ass. Reaching the ass, the tongue circles and Batgirl finally cums all over Harley face, soaking it. "For a girl who doesn't like lesbian sex you sure came well" Harley flips over and turns so her sex is directly in front of batgirl. "Now show me how you can do" she laughs as Batgirl enjoys her new found sexuality. Time passes and the time for Harley to return dawns near, Grabbing Batgirl over her shoulder she enters her car, slinging her into the passenger side. "Now be good sweetie, and you will have a lot of fun" she laughs as she flies down the road.
When they make it back to the Joker he smiles wide and kisses Harley on the cheek. "I knew you could do it baby.
"It was nothing puddin" She laughs as batgirl is grabbed by the two guards. Ivy steps out to greet her.
"Baby, I can't help it. I want you to roast me." A evil smile enters Harleys face. "Mr J why don't we roast them together."
Bat-girl hearing this tried to jump out of the car but is tackled by two Hyenas. "Now I wouldn't want to do that little one. These Hyenas only let my little snookums in and out." He laughs as he grabs handcuffs to tie up batgirl. "Harley a roast is a great idea. I am going to miss that about you" Harleys eyes get huge. "Mr J I brought you bat's. You said I wouldn't be the roast if I brought her to you" she says as the hugs his leg.
"And you won't be. I roast up anyone. I only spit the ones I love"

The Joker put his hand under her chin, raising it two meet him in the eyes. "We won't be gone for long, I promise you. We will both be together after this little joke, the best joke" he says, and for a brief moment the clown prince of crime almost looks sane, before turning to the other two. "So Harley, how about we get our two ready for the roast, and then I can see you dance on the spit.
Ivy had already shaved and cleaned her out. Harley laughs as she grabs some twine and heads to the two. "Baby if you 69 her" Ivy turned and positions her head between batgirls thighs. She smiles as Harley uses the twine and loops it around Ivys left leg, around the back of Ivys neck and then back to the other leg. Pulling hard Ivy moans as she is brought to the extreme of her flexibility. Next Harley rolls the two over and does the same to Batgirl.
The two moan as Harley starts to rub butter over the two, caressing it into the skin. Grabbing a couple onions she slices them and starts to insert them up bat-girls ass, who comes almost instantly. "I wish I had more time to play with that ass of yours" she inserts some stuffing until the girl looks 4 months pregnant. Rolling the two over again she kisses Ivy. "So are you ready to get intimate with your fruits." she asks, preparing a few oranges and apples with cinnamon. Ivy nodes as Harley stuffs a cored apple into her mouth. Filling Ivy with sliced apples and oranges the two never looked sexer when Harley heads to remove the mask from batgirl. "Noooo" she screams as the batgirl turns to Barbara Gordon. "Wow this is going to be the best joke, wont it mr J. The commissioner is going to be served his own daughter" she laughs as she and the joker manage to move the two into the oven. "Now you two have fun" she laughs, but suddenly frowns as the joker comes around to her. Taking out a syringe he jams it into her neck. The surprise makes harley jump back into the ground. But instead of pain a slight sexual energy flows through her. "Mr J, thank you" she kisses him and pulls her pants down to her ankles. "One last time puddin" she asks as she grinds into his manhood. Joker unzips his pants and bends her over. "For you anything" He says as he teases her ass with a smack. He rubbed her wet sex with his dick, entering her gently. Soon all eleven inches  is inside of her, make her moan loudly. He slides out of her and enters her ass, surprising her and making her scream. "Mr J, do it now" she begged as she came. Joker not missing a beat turns and grabs the spit. He slowly enters her ass until he comes to some resistance. "This is it" he says as he presses the spit, ripping her colon and entering the area between organs. Harley starts to finger herself to the joy of being the meal of honor. The joker hits the bottom of the stomach and waves a finger at a unseen guest who takes the spit from him. The joker moves over to the front of Harley and locks lips with her as the guest inserts it into her stomach and to her throat. As it heads to her mouth the joker ends the kiss, the spit coming out moments afterwards. He looks at the beauty of her and helps hes guest put her over the fire.

Inside the oven Ivy and barbara are starting to feel the heat as the oven kicks on again. The two see the joker come to check on them, removing them from the heat. The chill in the air makes them both shiver. As the joker brushes the butter on the two, the strokes cause the two to orgasm again, and than are put back into the oven.

Harley watches the two out of the corner of her eye as the stabilizer is inserted into her pussy. The heat and insertion causes Harley to squirt all over the stabilizer. The joker looks her in the eye. "It's almost time isn't it'" he says as he disappears Returning after twenty minutes he has a knife and a gun. "We will leave together soon." he smiles as he heads to the oven. Barbra and Ivy are slowing down as the heat is starting to get to them. He pulls the two back out into the world, the two nearly froze as there cooked skin is met with the air. Joker cuts the two apart and has them lay on their back. He grabs the knife and slowly cuts down Ivy's sternum and down to her belly button. Ivy moans, as though her nerves have all died she feels the organs slowly be removed. The joker cuts out Ivy’s sex and grabs a large 12 inch dildo shoving it out of her former sex and replaced with stuffing. Taking the organs of Ivy he grinds them up and cuts Barbra the same way. She screams for a moment until her mouth is filled with a apple. Her own organs are removed and ground up. Adding a few eggs and the stuffing that is left he puts them in the redhead. Finally he and the joker position the two so Ivy is fucking Bat Girls ass and puts them back in the oven. The joker returns to Harley and grabs the knife in one hand the a gun to the other. "Let us go together" he laughs as he slits her throat and blows out his own brain at the same time. Harley fades with the sight of her loved one dead on the ground. The guest watches as the two in the oven fade Batgirl grinds on the dead ivy until a orgasm sends her to her death. At six o'clock Gordon and Lex's lunch is delivered to them. After not eating for a day the two dig in like beast. "Would you like some more" the guest ask, uncovering the meat Gordan nearly pukes as he sees his girl being the meal, and being fucked in the ass. Lex gladly takes a second plate of Ivy and thanks the guard. The guest returns to the main assembly and starts to cut out the meat to other villains, but most of them take the clown queens meat. A stranger in green hair asks for the head.
The meal continues, as the meat slowly disappears the guest refuses one piece of meat. Batgirls sex is removed and put on ice, along with the cape and cowl of batgirl. Scarecrow is offered the final part of the joke as he takes the box to the bat signal.

Epilog, the Final laugh.

the rain fell as a private plane landed in a swampy area of the australian outback. A man walks down the steps and hauls with him a coffin and a small box. Heading down into a foggy cloud. Walking to the edge of a black pit he opens the coffin to reveal the corpse of Lois lane, a small scar running along under the hairline. Pushing the corpse into the pit, it starts to react and a bubbly baby walks out of the pit. Lois attacks the joker, until he restrains her and presses his lips against hers. Moments pass and then Lois returns the kiss. "Puddin?" she asks, confused. "Yes Harley, I told you that we wouldn't be gone for to long" he opens the box revealing the costume.
"Buuut how Mr J" she asks confused.
"You remember our guest, well it was clayface. He was the one who shot himself.  He wanted a free meal and a video, and I needed to get away. I videoed it all to Gotham, so they all think we are dead.
"But I died, I know I was eat..." she looks down at her hand "AHHHH, What happened Puddin"
"That was part two, I put you in the body of lois lane. Lex told me that Superman and Lois had a thing going on, How about we start a family baby, I always wanted a Krypton baby"
"Of course pudin, now we will be a big family" she kisses him on the lips deeply.