Marty on emergency contact list

from /ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Palemote Edition
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I want to put Marty in my emergency contact list.
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>"Yo, why the f-k did you put me in your emergency contact list? Do you not have parents or something?"
>The ram finched. His body language indicated he had resisted a powerful urge to curl in on himself, and he remained silent.
>The ram looked away and out the window.
>Marty took all of this in, and sighed. His face softened, "Didn't feel like bothering black beta mom today? Can't say I blame ya. She can be a real hard ass sometimes, y'know what I mean?"
>"Yeah."
>"And Al's always at work, so he can't always play the role of daddy picking up his weird son from soccer practice."
>"Yeah," Remmy nodded, "I figured everybody's creepy uncle could skip a nap once in a while to lend me a hand."
>"Yo, f-k you, as s-wipe. I deal with enough sht as-is without having to hear it from a guy who's sleep schedule is as f-ked as yours from gorging on frozen dinners and candy. And I ain't no one's uncle, especially yours, f-kin' thank God."
>"Amen to that." Remmy chuckled.
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Very in character. I liked it.
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This is great man
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Thanks!
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