Actual Boss Battle

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  1. (2:21:13 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan shifts to Rodan form, take that birds!
  2. (2:21:48 PM) ***Casshan rockets towards the bird, hurtling through the air faster than even superhuman eyes can follow. "Or be called whenever you were! That's how convenience is supposed to work!"
  3. (2:22:35 PM) DarkenedHG: The bird shift into bigger nastier Roadns!
  4. (2:23:01 PM) DarkenedHG: Almost before Kitsune can shift!
  5. (2:24:15 PM) ***Casshan streaks through the air at insane speed and punches through the clone-Rodans! He reasoning being that the clones are probably evil copies of that original since the opposite is extremely rare.
  6. (2:24:42 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan SUper cute Niet Pegasus pony form!
  7. (2:25:05 PM) DarkenedHG: Before Kitsune can become a super-cute Niet pegasus pony, the birds are already there.
  8. (2:25:26 PM) DarkenedHG: One of them is punched!
  9. (2:25:28 PM) Kitsune-Chan: I'm using it as a dodge attack because its much smaller and easier to do so
  10. (2:26:40 PM) DarkenedHG: One of the birds explodes in a flurry of feathers and steel
  11. (2:27:40 PM) DarkenedHG: Kitsune can feel something within her twisting
  12. (2:27:58 PM) DarkenedHG: Left and right shifting backwards as it seems like she's almost mirroring the pegasi rather than the reverse.
  13. (2:28:39 PM) DarkenedHG: The shattered glass reforms into a darker edgier looking Casshan complete with more guns!
  14. (2:30:33 PM) ***Casshan rubs her chin. "Big mistake! All those extra spikes just make you less aerodynamic!"
  15. (2:30:44 PM) ***Casshan punches her evil clone before she can react.
  16. (2:31:57 PM) DarkenedHG: Clearly the peak of post-human combat is immune to mere punching!
  17. (2:33:34 PM) Casshan: "And now I see it! Your power is an illusion, your machinery only skin-deep! Beneath your spikes and guns is flesh, and flesh bleeds!"
  18. (2:33:44 PM) ***Casshan winds up. "So take this!"
  19. (2:34:42 PM) ***Casshan punches through the double and shatters the machinery attached to it, destroying the human underlying it moments with a follow-up kick and sending it to the ground.
  20. (2:35:56 PM) DarkenedHG: It seems to vibrate and nothing happens as if so fundamentally Casshan that its cyborgness could no more readily be destroyed than Casshan itself!
  21. (2:37:09 PM) Casshan: "Mysterious bird-pony-kaiju!"
  22. (2:37:12 PM) Casshan: "Switch!"
  23. (2:38:05 PM) ***Casshan darts over and kicks one of the ones fighting Kitsune-chan instead.
  24. (2:41:39 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny notices what appears to be cyborgs and giant birds fighting
  25. (2:41:52 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "HEY FOX, ANSWER YOUR PHONE YOU LIL SHIT"
  26. (2:42:50 PM) DarkenedHG: Ai finds that her miracle does... nothing, shattering like an illusion against the sheer sandwormyness of the other worm.
  27. (2:42:55 PM) DarkenedHG: And the sky begins to pull itself together.
  28. (2:42:59 PM) DarkenedHG: Gradually taking the form of a city.
  29. (2:43:59 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Well, at least our ride don't become schoolgirl."
  31. (2:44:27 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "PRETTY MUCH THE USUAL REALLY"
  32. (2:44:41 PM) Ai_Nitami: "WELL, LET'S TEACH THE FLUB OUT OF THEM!"
  33. (2:44:48 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "what"
  34. (2:44:55 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "That doesn't even make sense Ai"
  35. (2:45:16 PM) Ai_Nitami: "I don't care!"
  36. (2:45:38 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "No seriously, I'm not even sure that you're using real words"
  37. (2:46:23 PM) Ai_Nitami: "It isn't real world. I try to keep things PG-13."
  38. (2:51:06 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Hey, Johnny."
  39. (2:51:13 PM) Ai_Nitami: "I'm gonna do something stupid."
  40. (2:52:20 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "That's cool I was just going to get rid of the risk of Fox and the cyborg losing their fights, but it looks like you have a plan!"
  41. (3:00:57 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "Keep fighting I need to go get something"
  42. (3:01:32 PM) ***Casshan keeps zipping around punching things that aren't clones of her while she delays for time.
  43. (3:01:57 PM) DarkenedHG: They have this annoying habit of becoming her before punched!
  44. (3:02:06 PM) DarkenedHG: Or otherwise just coming back as even stronger super cyborgs!
  45. (3:02:41 PM) Kitsune-Chan: she flies away to get out of range without explaining anything
  46. (3:02:42 PM) Casshan: "Augh. You chatty weirdos need to do something! They're all turning into me!"
  47. (3:04:59 PM) Mishie|Johnny: As the sandworm gets closer and closer to them, Johnny looks at Ai_Nitami and then increase the Risk that the sandworm has of being effected by Ai
  48. (3:19:50 PM) Casshan: "All of you, be a distraction!"
  49. (3:22:59 PM) ***Casshan glows red and becomes wreathed in flames as she flies /dangerously fast/ and hurtles to the horizon, extending mechanical digits to the edge of the city and in the blink of an eye, bounding across all the way to the opposite end of the horizon, folding the mirror over so that it can only reflect itself and trapping nearly all of its reflected denizens inside.
  50. (3:23:33 PM) DarkenedHG: As Casshan runs farther, the edge of the mirror, while visible, constantly seems to move away as fast as Casshan approaches
  51. (3:23:37 PM) DarkenedHG: Growing faster the faster she flies.
  52. (3:24:04 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny notices the cyborg flying off and decides to help out
  53. (3:28:01 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan becomes invisible to shrug off the effect.
  54. (3:28:11 PM) DarkenedHG: And all the clones pop out of existence
  55. (3:30:23 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "It expands by being seen and by seeing.. stop stuff"
  56. (3:32:14 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Ah"
  57. (3:32:24 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny increases the risk of everything blinking at the exact same time
  58. (3:32:29 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "AI put a giant lilly between the two!"
  59. (3:37:52 PM) ***Casshan shuts her eyes and grabs where she remembers the edge was, kicking up her retrothrusters and flying towards the opposite horizon based only on memory.
  60. (3:38:08 PM) DarkenedHG: She grabs and finds herself holding something sharp and slippery and glasslike!
  61. (3:38:12 PM) DarkenedHG: And pulls!
  62. (3:38:27 PM) DarkenedHG: Dimly, she can also hear the sounds of a real city contorting in on itself.
  63. (3:38:45 PM) DarkenedHG: Everyone else can see the chancel folding inward as the mirror is pulled to reflect itself.
  64. (3:39:28 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "STOP!"
  65. (3:42:15 PM) ***Casshan slows down. "And what?"
  66. (3:42:28 PM) Casshan: "The chancel's about to be eaten! This is the only way to save it."
  67. (3:43:39 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "No side deserves this. It doesn't deserve what it is."
  68. (3:45:20 PM) Casshan: "I never asked for this! If it could be any other way I'd take it."
  69. (3:47:57 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "I am going to fix it. Just make sure people can't see it.. cloak it or something"
  70. (3:48:31 PM) Casshan: "What am I going to do, pull a tarp from end to end?!"
  71. (3:48:56 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "How long do you need?"
  72. (3:49:12 PM) Casshan: "The entire area of the chancel!"
  73. (3:49:59 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "How long timewise do you need"
  74. (3:52:36 PM) ***Ai_Nitami takes a deep breath, then summon a giant lily to cover the sky.
  75. (3:55:17 PM) DarkenedHG: And the thing Casshan is holding without looking suddenly feels a lot more rounded and less angular.
  76. (3:55:29 PM) DarkenedHG: Looking to see if it's lilyish would probably have obvious problems.
  77. (3:56:01 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "I'm helping!"
  78. (3:56:31 PM) Casshan: "I need all the time this is going to take! Just... figure out a way of separating the cities temporarily!"
  79. (3:56:42 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny Creates the risk of everybody in the chancel getting dust in their eyes from all the chaos, and as such being unable to look up at the mirror
  80. (3:56:49 PM) ***Casshan tries pulling again.
  81. (3:56:58 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "Stop pulling!"
  82. (3:57:02 PM) Mishie|Johnny: He then Creates the Risk of the link between the Mirror and the Chancel being severed
  83. (4:03:36 PM) Casshan: "Well what should I do instead!?"
  84. (4:04:37 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "Punch through its connection of being linked ot the chancel mirrorwise.. with a laser?"
  85. (4:05:06 PM) Casshan: "Fine, laser!"
  86. (4:06:10 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny sighs and makes the link between the two lily's able to be cut as well
  87. (4:30:33 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan calls up an id card from her shop and flies up with it out stretched imposing on it an identity inside the world
  88. (4:35:09 PM) DarkenedHG: Kitsune sees something formless being restrained somehow by Casshan, devoid of identity for the brief moment before it compacts in on itself.
  89. (4:35:41 PM) DarkenedHG: FOlding into its own reflection, pulling itself inside out and leaving a cyborg supporting a very very confused looking woman over a giant lily.
  90. (4:35:46 PM) DarkenedHG: The city's still pretty much trashed.
  91. (4:36:07 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "huuuuuh"
  92. (4:36:08 PM) DarkenedHG: "I'm..." she starts.
  93. (4:36:10 PM) DarkenedHG: Then laughs.
  94. (4:36:17 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "I really wish I could say I'm surprised by this"
  95. (4:36:36 PM) DarkenedHG: "Of course I'm real, I've totally always been real! No one would ever suspect me of being anything else. I'm not faking reality at all. Nope. I totally have identity."
  96. (4:36:44 PM) DarkenedHG: "Why'd you think I wouldn't have identity?"
  97. (4:37:33 PM) Casshan:  "No real reason. Anyway, you seem to be some kind of teacher."
  98. (4:37:51 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan has ripped out a part of her history to do what's what!
  99. (4:38:08 PM) Casshan: "So for your first lesson, you should teach the people in the city how to fly! Improvise, fast!"
  100. (4:38:29 PM) ***Ai_Nitami jump from worm.
  101. (4:38:30 PM) ***Casshan drops her.
  102. (4:38:33 PM) Ai_Nitami: "... are you okay, kitsune-chan?"
  103. (4:39:00 PM) ***Ai_Nitami vanished the lily
  104. (4:39:06 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan shifts back to a fox schoolgirly form "...sort of"
  105. (4:39:12 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Why do people need to be able to fly..."
  106. (4:39:22 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "You know what, nope"
  107. (4:39:29 PM) DarkenedHG: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
  108. (4:39:33 PM) ***Ai_Nitami hugs kitsune-chan.
  109. (4:39:42 PM) ***Ai_Nitami spawn lily to catch teachergirl
  110. (4:39:50 PM) DarkenedHG: Teacher is muchly caught.
  111. (4:39:53 PM) DarkenedHG: "Detention."
  112. (4:39:58 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Anyway, I made sure to get rid of any chance of people getting badly hurt by all this fuckery, and damage to the city was pretty minor"
  113. (4:40:05 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "So you're welcome nerds"
  114. (4:40:11 PM) DarkenedHG: "That's what a real teacher would d... I mean, as a real teacher the normal thing to do when a cyborg drops you is to give them detention right?"
  115. (4:40:16 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "it was pretty major"
  116. (4:40:22 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "That's exactly what you should do"
  117. (4:40:31 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny stares at Kitsune-Chan
  118. (4:40:34 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Yes, thank you, Johnny. You can throw me to danger next time."
  119. (4:40:37 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Didn't you used to be a guy"
  120. (4:40:43 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "damnit Ai_Nitami"
  121. (4:40:43 PM) ***Casshan floats down.
  122. (4:40:45 PM) ***Ai_Nitami hugs kitsune-chan and rubs her cheek.
  123. (4:40:59 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "This is why we can't have nice things, because you turn them into... foxgirls?"
  124. (4:41:02 PM) Ai_Nitami: "It's accident Johnny."
  125. (4:41:05 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny then looks over at Casshan
  126. (4:41:17 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "And who did you mindrape to get that?"
  127. (4:41:22 PM) DarkenedHG: "Great great great!" the sounds of sleezy golf-clapping resound from down below. Sleezy golf-clapping, incidentally, sounds much like normal golf-clapping but vaguely more condescending, annoying and oily.
  128. (4:41:39 PM) Kitsune-Chan: so like a normal golf clap?
  129. (4:41:40 PM) Casshan: "Anyway, thanks for nothing weirdos.  The first time I come home after meeting that loser and..."
  130. (4:41:44 PM) DarkenedHG: But more!
  131. (4:41:48 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Never meet her," Ai says.
  132. (4:41:48 PM) ***Casshan turns very slowly.
  133. (4:41:52 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "eyyyyy"
  134. (4:41:55 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Oh. Hello sir."
  135. (4:41:57 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "It's the bossman"
  136. (4:42:05 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Funny story"
  137. (4:42:06 PM) ***Ai_Nitami still hugging kitsune-chan
  138. (4:42:12 PM) ***Casshan stands upright and salutes!
  139. (4:42:20 PM) DarkenedHG: "Really really great job!" There's a man there, clearly identifiable as your imperator to absolutely no one's surprise. His hair is badly gelled and you can see a faint fang sticking out when he opens his mouth.
  140. (4:42:38 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "oh right one more thing!"
  141. (4:42:55 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "You totally asked for this!"*calls up a maid band and goes after Casshan*
  142. (4:43:16 PM) ***Ai_Nitami restraint kitsune-chan.
  143. (4:44:14 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "So anyway, have you met my new pet?"
  144. (4:44:16 PM) ***Casshan folds Kitsune-chan into a letter and tucks her into Ai's chest pocket.
  145. (4:44:19 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Haven't really thought of a name yet"
  146. (4:44:29 PM) Casshan: "Here, mail delivery."
  147. (4:44:34 PM) DarkenedHG: "Anyway, great job really. Beautiful. I really really loved the whole bad idea theme you had going on there. Wonderful idea, and man, what a show! Wonderful. Don't worry about the chancel, never liked it anyway, so as soon as you fix it up, all's square there. Anyway, this broad's Eve Casshan. She's a real riot!"
  148. (4:44:35 PM) Ai_Nitami: blinks
  149. (4:44:40 PM) DarkenedHG: "Happy to introduce her to this happy family."
  150. (4:44:45 PM) ***Ai_Nitami straighten kitsune-letter.
  151. (4:44:56 PM) DarkenedHG: "Have I met your pet, you mean the worm, the dragon-girl or the fox?"
  152. (4:44:57 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan pokes casshan with the band when folded
  153. (4:44:58 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Hello, Casshan."
  154. (4:45:07 PM) ***Casshan nods.
  155. (4:45:12 PM) Casshan: "Nice to meetcha."
  156. (4:45:13 PM) Ai_Nitami: "The fox is fox," Ai says.
  157. (4:45:21 PM) DarkenedHG: "i eman, you are the only guy here, so I guess that means this is a harem or something like that. Lotsa pets then, isn't it? (Just between you and me.)"
  158. (4:45:24 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Wait, the fox?"
  159. (4:45:37 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny looks at Kitsune-Chan
  160. (4:45:40 PM) DarkenedHG: He nudges Johnny blatantly in the ribs.
  161. (4:45:41 PM) ***Ai_Nitami blinks.
  162. (4:45:45 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny looks back at his boss
  163. (4:45:46 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Johnny is not lesbian."
  164. (4:45:49 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny looks back at Kitsune-Chan
  165. (4:45:49 PM) DarkenedHG: "Well, yo'ure the only guy, so you gotta man up and show em whose who, right?"
  166. (4:45:54 PM) DarkenedHG: "Eh, work to fix it Ai!"
  167. (4:46:01 PM) DarkenedHG: "I have faith in you. FAITH, gotta have faith."
  168. (4:46:09 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Y'know what, I'm just going to take a step back and leave that all on Ai"
  169. (4:46:12 PM) Ai_Nitami: "... Alright?"
  170. (4:46:16 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "They seem to be having fun together"
  171. (4:46:19 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "I believe in you!"
  172. (4:46:26 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Thanks for having faith, I guess?"
  173. (4:46:29 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny casually moves away from them
  174. (4:46:32 PM) DarkenedHG: "Welcome."
  175. (4:46:46 PM) DarkenedHG: "And good work on the fox. Power of magic really needs to be a schoolgirl you know, I approve completely."
  176. (4:47:13 PM) Ai_Nitami: "... it was accident..."
  177. (4:47:30 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Sure it was~"
  178. (4:47:30 PM) DarkenedHG: "Sure it was. Got it, an 'accident'. Let's just try to have a few more! Right?"
  179. (4:47:35 PM) Ai_Nitami: "... I mean, you change a dragon of ruin into schoolgirl, people assume you turn everything into schoolgirl... "
  180. (4:47:46 PM) DarkenedHG: "That's your thing, right? Power of schoolgirls?"
  181. (4:47:48 PM) ***Casshan takes a step back from Ai.
  182. (4:47:56 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Ai"
  183. (4:47:58 PM) Casshan: "Nooope."
  184. (4:48:03 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Correct me if I'm wrong"
  185. (4:48:10 PM) Casshan: "Once was enough."
  186. (4:48:12 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "But weren't you talking to a spidergirl when I turned up"
  187. (4:48:19 PM) DarkenedHG: "And Casshan here, she's a bit new at this, so I'm counting all of you to treat your darling naive innocent li'l sis just like she needs, show her the ropes."
  188. (4:48:36 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Hey Boss, just out of curiosity, how many schoolgirlifications did I miss while I was away?"
  189. (4:48:41 PM) DarkenedHG: "I can't stay and chat long, but really great work! So umm, if someone would just take this note and apologize to Entropy for me if you see that asshole."
  190. (4:48:42 PM) ***Ai_Nitami scratches head. "It is actually lilies. Mostly metaphorical. Which means lesbian schoolgirl."
  191. (4:48:48 PM) DarkenedHG: "And I gotta run."
  192. (4:48:51 PM) Ai_Nitami: "... that spider wants to eat me!"
  193. (4:48:55 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Toodles~"
  194. (4:48:55 PM) DarkenedHG: He hands Casshan a box.
  195. (4:49:04 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Wow Ai, talking about that shit in public"
  196. (4:49:06 PM) DarkenedHG: Then darts inside a nearby building.
  197. (4:49:09 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "So loods"
  198. (4:49:15 PM) ***Ai_Nitami sighs.
  199. (4:49:46 PM) Casshan: "...uh?"
  200. (4:50:02 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "vaginas"
  201. (4:50:11 PM) ***Ai_Nitami waves hands.
  202. (4:50:14 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "tongues"
  203. (4:50:18 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "You do the math"
  204. (4:50:24 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Want to go on a date, kitsune-chan?"
  205. (4:50:33 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "I um..."
  206. (4:50:37 PM) Casshan: "..."
  207. (4:50:47 PM) Ai_Nitami: "... need permission?"
  208. (4:50:49 PM) ***Casshan tilts the box away from herself and opens it.
  209. (4:51:26 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "So anyway, this is cool and all, but I've got shit to sort out, also, going to need your help with shit later on since I've got plaaaaans~"
  210. (4:51:36 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "I don't need permission or anything...."looks over
  211. (4:52:11 PM) Ai_Nitami: "So... date or not?"
  212. (4:52:20 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Also, funny story, but my house got wrecked earlier, so you feel like helping me design something new again Fox?"
  213. (4:52:46 PM) Ai_Nitami: "She is Kitsune-chan!"
  214. (4:52:59 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "What"
  215. (4:53:04 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny looks between Ai_Nitami and Kitsune-Chan
  216. (4:53:29 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "So you genderbent him, mindraped him and then changed his name"
  217. (4:53:41 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "I was away for like"
  218. (4:53:44 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "An hour"
  219. (4:53:52 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny suddenly remembers something!
  220. (4:53:59 PM) Ai_Nitami: "It was accident!"
  221. (4:54:08 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Ohfuck, the Excrucian"
  222. (4:54:11 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Fuuuuuuck"
  223. (4:54:26 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "We should do something about that eventually"
  224. (4:54:36 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny looks at his sandworm
  225. (4:54:41 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "I could just crush the shop..."
  226. (4:55:23 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Umm, it is solved Johnny."
  227. (4:55:28 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Bitchin"
  228. (4:55:42 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "In that case, I'll call you guys up for some shit later"
  229. (4:55:42 PM) Ai_Nitami: "I changed him into schoolgirl. Then Fox takes-over his power. Which turn him into schoolgirl."
  230. (4:55:48 PM) Ai_Nitami: "... if that makes sense?"
  231. (4:56:01 PM) ***Ai_Nitami start petting kitsune-chan's ears.
  232. (4:56:08 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Nope"
  233. (4:56:17 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "But yeah, got shit to do"
  234. (4:56:26 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny slides down the sandworm to the street
  235. (4:57:01 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny heads towards where he left the hoard, whilst also commanding the sandworm to retreat underground for now
  236. (4:58:22 PM) DarkenedHG: A white and black blur smashes into Johnny
  237. (4:58:35 PM) DarkenedHG: Sending him through a wall and dumping boiling hot tea on his head.
  238. (4:59:10 PM) DarkenedHG: "Oh. I tripped. Tee. Hee," the laughter lacks even the faintest pretense of being real.
  239. (4:59:26 PM) DarkenedHG: "I'm so sorry, let me clean that up."
  240. (4:59:26 PM) ***Casshan blinks between everyone and decides to float off to find a vantage point to brood and look for trouble from.
  241. (4:59:41 PM) ***Ai_Nitami sighs.
  242. (4:59:44 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan maidarang at Casshan
  243. (4:59:50 PM) DarkenedHG: Johnny finds himself picked up as something punches him repeatedly in the head, with a hand mostly holding a cloth.
  244. (4:59:50 PM) Ai_Nitami: "What did you turn her into, Kitsune-Chan?"
  245. (4:59:58 PM) DarkenedHG: "Ahem!"
  246. (5:00:08 PM) DarkenedHG: "As your totally real teacher, this is probably bad behavior so everyone has detention!"
  247. (5:00:18 PM) ***Ai_Nitami flatly stares.
  248. (5:00:21 PM) Ai_Nitami: "No."
  249. (5:00:34 PM) DarkenedHG: "Yes."
  250. (5:00:42 PM) ***Casshan eyelasers it.
  251. (5:00:46 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny stares at the teacher
  252. (5:00:48 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "What"
  253. (5:00:49 PM) Ai_Nitami: "No."
  254. (5:01:06 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Beside, Johnny is not schoolgirl. Or school anything."
  255. (5:01:12 PM) Ai_Nitami: "And it is not time for school."
  256. (5:01:50 PM) DarkenedHG: Johnny might be more concerned about the dragon-girl maid assau... helping him.
  257. (5:02:29 PM) DarkenedHG: The box sizzles around Casshan
  258. (5:02:45 PM) Casshan: "Aaaah!"
  259. (5:02:51 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Hey there you~"
  260. (5:02:51 PM) ***Casshan hurls it away!
  261. (5:03:06 PM) DarkenedHG: And explodes, revealing an unopened box of the same size inside and attempts to Chachamaru Casshan
  262. (5:03:22 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Y'know, that's not a very nice way to treat somebody that went through so much effort to get your hoard back
  263. (5:03:23 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "
  264. (5:03:44 PM) DarkenedHG: "I don't see a hoard."
  265. (5:03:55 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Because I didn't bring it to the fight of course"
  266. (5:04:08 PM) DarkenedHG: "And where did you leave it?"
  267. (5:04:19 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Somewhere safe~"
  268. (5:04:23 PM) DarkenedHG: "Where?"
  269. (5:04:34 PM) DarkenedHG: She growls and leans down onto him.
  270. (5:04:37 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Apologize first"
  271. (5:04:48 PM) ***Casshan stabs the box with nanoprobes and turns it into a human-shaped cyborg that can't swallow her up.
  272. (5:04:49 PM) ***Ai_Nitami looks at Johnny, then turn to kitsune-chan.
  273. (5:04:57 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "It's not very nice to try to hurt people like that"
  274. (5:05:03 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Hmm. Any plan where to go tomorrow?"
  275. (5:05:04 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Especially when you want them to give you things"
  276. (5:05:18 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "And it's even worse when they get you a special gift as well"
  277. (5:05:26 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Something totally unique"
  278. (5:05:29 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan looks to Ruin "Tsun attack now!"
  279. (5:05:35 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "That nobody else could ever have"
  280. (5:05:54 PM) DarkenedHG: "..."
  281. (5:06:01 PM) DarkenedHG: "OH. Master wants to be a schoolgirl maid."
  282. (5:06:03 PM) DarkenedHG: "I see!"
  283. (5:06:20 PM) DarkenedHG: "You whispered that to me just now!"
  284. (5:06:24 PM) DarkenedHG: "That is true."
  285. (5:06:28 PM) DarkenedHG: She seems to be an awful liar!
  286. (5:07:27 PM) DarkenedHG: The box turns into a glossy-eyed cyborg
  287. (5:07:28 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Look, I'm not giving you your hoard back until you apologize"
  288. (5:07:31 PM) DarkenedHG: With a clear compartment on its chest
  289. (5:07:39 PM) DarkenedHG: Casshan is still being forcibly schoolgirled via magic though.
  290. (5:07:48 PM) DarkenedHG: "Hmph."
  291. (5:07:51 PM) DarkenedHG: "I don't apologize."
  292. (5:07:56 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny shrugs
  293. (5:07:58 PM) ***Ai_Nitami look at the box and change it into lesbian schoolgirl.
  294. (5:08:08 PM) DarkenedHG: Ai turns into a man.
  295. (5:08:17 PM) Mishie|Johnny: so would Skill: Superior Persuasion (3) with 4 will help?
  296. (5:08:23 PM) Mishie|Johnny: (bleh)
  297. (5:08:32 PM) Mishie|Johnny: (hit tab D: )
  298. (5:09:35 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Hey guys, please stop fucking with the box..."
  299. (5:10:28 PM) Kitsune-Chan: "Look. Only Johnny is supposed to open the box"
  300. (5:10:30 PM) Casshan: "Well nobody told me what the box was!"
  301. (5:10:33 PM) DarkenedHG: Kitsune falls in love with Johnny
  302. (5:10:37 PM) DarkenedHG: After trying to scry the box.
  303. (5:10:39 PM) Casshan: "YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT."
  304. (5:11:02 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny looks at the dragongirl
  305. (5:11:19 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "New plan, I'll give you directions to the hoard if you carry me with you"
  306. (5:11:38 PM) DarkenedHG: "Hmph, fine, you can be a pet master."
  307. (5:11:54 PM) DarkenedHG: There's the box that Kitsune clearly said was meant to be opened by Johnny
  308. (5:11:55 PM) DarkenedHG: Right there
  309. (5:11:57 PM) DarkenedHG: Challenging him.
  310. (5:12:00 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Keep being rude like that and you don't get your present~"
  311. (5:12:20 PM) ***Ai_Nitami stop messing with the box.
  312. (5:12:54 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny stares
  313. (5:13:01 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Fuuuuuck"
  314. (5:13:21 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny stand up and walks over to the box
  315. (5:13:29 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "I blame all of you for everything forever"
  316. (5:13:41 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny picks up the box
  317. (5:14:20 PM) DarkenedHG: It's very boxy
  318. (5:14:30 PM) DarkenedHG: Ruin steps away!
  319. (5:14:55 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny slowly moves a hand to the lid
  320. (5:15:04 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan looks ot Ruin "If you don't want ot be a maid do you want ot be the Lancer in a all dragongirl magical girl group?"
  321. (5:15:13 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny looks between Casshan, Kitsune-Chan, Ai_Nitami and Ruin
  322. (5:15:42 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny opens the box~
  323. (5:15:48 PM) Mishie|Johnny: (waitno)
  324. (5:16:37 PM) ***Ai_Nitami turn back.
  325. (5:16:40 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny opens the box for reals this time
  326. (5:16:44 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Gah! Never again!"
  327. (5:18:21 PM) DarkenedHG: Johnny finds himself swapping bodies with ruin!
  328. (5:18:25 PM) DarkenedHG: Ruin*
  329. (5:18:29 PM) DarkenedHG: The box remains closed.
  330. (5:18:32 PM) DarkenedHG: Stubbornly.
  331. (5:18:36 PM) Mishie|Johnny: :|
  332. (5:18:50 PM) ***Casshan shrugs.
  333. (5:18:56 PM) Casshan: "Well, nothing happened."
  334. (5:19:05 PM) DarkenedHG: Casshan is clearly wearing a track-suit
  335. (5:19:10 PM) DarkenedHG: As befits a cyborg gym teacher!
  336. (5:19:10 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "This is why we can't have nice things"
  337. (5:19:35 PM) Casshan: "Yeah, well I never asked for this either."
  338. (5:20:34 PM) Casshan: "...wait."
  339. (5:20:36 PM) ***Ai_Nitami looks at Johnny. There's smug grin on her face. "You look much better, Johnny."
  340. (5:20:47 PM) Casshan: "That whine sounded identical to the guy from earlier."
  341. (5:20:58 PM) ***Casshan glances between Johnny and Ruin.
  342. (5:21:46 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan tosses an apron at Casshan
  343. (5:22:12 PM) ***Casshan lasers it in two. "I'm not your fucking maid!"
  344. (5:22:17 PM) Mishie|Johnny: Ruin and Johnny both shudder violently
  345. (5:22:29 PM) Casshan: "I was a STEM major!"
  346. (5:22:33 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Whelp, at least I'm me again..."
  347. (5:22:36 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny looks at Ruin
  348. (5:22:48 PM) ***Casshan scowls.
  349. (5:22:51 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "New rule, never trust Kitsune, or Fox or whatever with anything ever"
  350. (5:22:52 PM) DarkenedHG: Casshan clearly remembers studying physical education!
  351. (5:23:08 PM) ***Ai_Nitami looks dissapointed.
  352. (5:23:12 PM) DarkenedHG: The universe facepalms at Johnny's completely obvious statement.
  353. (5:23:14 PM) Casshan: "...oh phys ed."
  354. (5:23:19 PM) Casshan: "..."
  355. (5:23:29 PM) Casshan: "Okay."
  356. (5:24:03 PM) ***Casshan sprouts a gun on her wrist and aims it into the air, firing twice. "We're setting ground rules."
  357. (5:24:06 PM) ***Ai_Nitami snuggle to Kitsune-chan. "That was a good attempt, dear. Let's try again next time~"
  358. (5:24:09 PM) Casshan: "First, you all run two laps."
  359. (5:24:13 PM) Casshan: " laps."
  360. (5:24:16 PM) Casshan: "Ground rules."
  361. (5:24:18 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Yeah"
  362. (5:24:20 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "I'm out"
  363. (5:24:21 PM) DarkenedHG: "..."
  364. (5:24:26 PM) DarkenedHG: The magic teacher walks toward the box!
  365. (5:24:30 PM) DarkenedHG: "What's this?"
  366. (5:24:34 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "No
  367. (5:24:35 PM) Casshan: "NO!"
  368. (5:24:46 PM) ***Ai_Nitami sighs, and spawn Lilies to ensnare magic teacher.
  369. (5:24:55 PM) ***Casshan swings a baseball bat at the box and whacks it into the horizon.
  370. (5:24:57 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny looks at Ruin
  371. (5:25:01 PM) DarkenedHG: "N-no!"
  372. (5:25:07 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "We've leaving right now, if you want your treasure follow me"
  373. (5:25:15 PM) DarkenedHG: "All you real people tried to open it so clearly that's what something real, like me, would do!"
  374. (5:25:15 PM) ***Mishie|Johnny starts to walk off
  375. (5:25:23 PM) DarkenedHG: Ruin follows!
  376. (5:25:28 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "Have fun with the box!"
  377. (5:25:30 PM) ***Ai_Nitami bops Magic teacher.
  378. (5:25:39 PM) Ai_Nitami: "I'll teach you how to be real!"
  379. (5:25:45 PM) Ai_Nitami: "Do you want to be real?!"
  380. (5:25:46 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "You should totally open it teacher chick!"
  381. (5:25:51 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "It's a great idea!"
  382. (5:26:02 PM) ***Ai_Nitami spawn lilies on Johnny's mouth.
  383. (5:26:02 PM) Mishie|Johnny: "They just don't think you're real"
  384. (5:26:09 PM) DarkenedHG: ...
  385. (5:26:17 PM) DarkenedHG: Casshan finds himself a home ec teacher!
  386. (5:26:27 PM) DarkenedHG: And teh baseball bat dissolves into a ladel that misses.
  387. (5:26:40 PM) Casshan: Himself?
  388. (5:26:42 PM) Casshan: Oh dear!
  389. (5:26:55 PM) ***Kitsune-Chan whispers to Ai
  390. (5:27:07 PM) Ai_Nitami: "PEOPLE! JUST FUCKING. LEAVE. THE. BOX. ALONE! What's kitsune-chan?"
  391. (5:27:31 PM) ***Casshan hurls the laddle and bounces it off Kitsune-chan's forehead as an appropriate punishment for misbehaving students, and then walks off.
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