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Hivern and Rhymeh

Nov 26th, 2016
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  1. [13:09] * proteanChernobyl [PC] began trolling faintMusicion [FM]
  2. [13:09] <proteanChernobyl> Hello.
  3. [13:10] <faintMusicion> Hi
  4. [13:10] <proteanChernobyl> How are You?
  5. [13:10] <faintMusicion> #Ok, I guess
  6. [13:11] <proteanChernobyl> MYself as well.
  7. [13:11] <proteanChernobyl> MY name is Hivern. And Yours?
  8. [13:12] <faintMusicion> #I'm in @ h@unted hive, prob@bly h@unted @t le@st & I'm sc@red
  9. [13:12] <faintMusicion> #Rhymeh
  10. [13:13] <proteanChernobyl> What makes You think the hive is haunted?
  11. [13:13] <faintMusicion> #There is @ ghost
  12. [13:13] <proteanChernobyl> Oh.
  13. [13:14] <faintMusicion> #yes
  14. [13:14] <proteanChernobyl> That does seem like Quite the indicator.
  15. [13:14] <faintMusicion> #to be f@ir
  16. [13:14] <proteanChernobyl> Are You sure it's a real Ghost?
  17. [13:14] <faintMusicion> #the ghost h@s been following me for some weeks now
  18. [13:15] <proteanChernobyl> Ah.
  19. [13:15] <proteanChernobyl> So it's not the hive that's haunted. It's You.
  20. [13:15] <faintMusicion> #he produces no sound & c@n ph@se through objects
  21. [13:15] <faintMusicion> #well i guess so
  22. [13:16] <proteanChernobyl> What did You do to incur its ire?
  23. [13:16] <faintMusicion> #you could think i'm possesed, but it first m@nifested when i was about to be killed by @ kr@ken-lusus
  24. [13:16] <proteanChernobyl> Ghosts don't start hauntinG trolls for no reason.
  25. [13:17] <faintMusicion> #I h@ve done no wrong @s of now
  26. [13:17] <proteanChernobyl> Did it save You?
  27. [13:18] <faintMusicion> #if @nything it could be feeding of my we@k will
  28. [13:18] <faintMusicion> #it does nothing, it is @lw@ys silent, even when it first manifested
  29. [13:18] <proteanChernobyl> StranGe.
  30. [13:19] <faintMusicion> #indeed
  31. [13:19] <faintMusicion> #i c@n't help but notice th@t we @re only spe@king @bout me
  32. [13:19] <faintMusicion> #tell me
  33. [13:19] <faintMusicion> #who are you?
  34. [13:20] <proteanChernobyl> MY name is Hivern.
  35. [13:20] <faintMusicion> #yes
  36. [13:20] <faintMusicion> #now
  37. [13:20] <faintMusicion> #who @re you?
  38. [13:20] <proteanChernobyl> Hivern.
  39. [13:21] <faintMusicion> #well then
  40. [13:21] <proteanChernobyl> I'm afraid I don't have anY interestinG tales to sPeak of.
  41. [13:21] <proteanChernobyl> MY onlY Ghost is that of mY lusus.
  42. [13:21] <faintMusicion> #wh@t @re you trying to @ccomplish even spe@king with me
  43. [13:22] <proteanChernobyl> Would You believe I'm not entirelY sure?
  44. [13:22] <proteanChernobyl> Nonetheless, You are on mY list of acQuaintances.
  45. [13:22] <proteanChernobyl> Somehow.
  46. [13:22] <faintMusicion> #not th@t the "comp@ny" is not conforting in this pl@ce
  47. [13:22] <faintMusicion> #come to think of it
  48. [13:23] <proteanChernobyl> I do mY best.
  49. [13:23] <faintMusicion> #i never @ccepted this ch@t log
  50. [13:23] <faintMusicion> #how is it even open
  51. [13:23] <proteanChernobyl> MaJYYk, ProbablY.
  52. [13:24] <faintMusicion> #M@GIK
  53. [13:24] <proteanChernobyl> Yes, that.
  54. [13:24] <faintMusicion> #th@t w@s @n @ctu@l h@sht@g
  55. [13:24] <proteanChernobyl> Oh.
  56. [13:24] <proteanChernobyl> I didn't actuallY realize.
  57. [13:25] <faintMusicion> #so wh@t's your shtik
  58. [13:25] <faintMusicion> #what do you do?
  59. [13:25] <proteanChernobyl> I die.
  60. [13:25] <proteanChernobyl> A lot.
  61. [13:25] <faintMusicion> #0-0
  62. [13:25] <proteanChernobyl> It's kind of ridiculous, reallY.
  63. [13:26] <proteanChernobyl> You'd exPect it to slow down, but nature is a harsh mistress.
  64. [13:26] <faintMusicion> #wh@t @re you even?
  65. [13:27] <proteanChernobyl> A... troll?
  66. [13:27] <proteanChernobyl> Limeblood, if that makes a difference to You.
  67. [13:27] <proteanChernobyl> ((Jade* I'm an idiot))
  68. [13:27] <faintMusicion> #no it re@lly doesn't
  69. [13:27] <faintMusicion> #but i me@nt
  70. [13:28] <faintMusicion> #wh@t do you me@n when you s@y die @ lot?
  71. [13:28] <proteanChernobyl> I sPoke of mY lusus, Yes?
  72. [13:28] <faintMusicion> #just like 2 words
  73. [13:29] <proteanChernobyl> It's rather hard to exPlain to someone who doesn't exPerience the same.
  74. [13:29] <faintMusicion> #dude
  75. [13:29] <faintMusicion> #im followed by @ ghost
  76. [13:29] <faintMusicion> #you probs c@n't one up th@t
  77. [13:30] <proteanChernobyl> Think of havinG a Guardian anGel attached to Your sPine.
  78. [13:30] <faintMusicion> #yeauch
  79. [13:30] <faintMusicion> #yeuch?
  80. [13:30] <faintMusicion> #jeaush?
  81. [13:30] <faintMusicion> #yauch
  82. [13:30] <proteanChernobyl> What are You even doinG anYmore?
  83. [13:31] <faintMusicion> #trying to spell @ sound i h@ve never writen b4 to express p@in
  84. [13:32] <proteanChernobyl> It's obviouslY "Yeowch".
  85. [13:32] <faintMusicion> #.....................
  86. [13:32] <proteanChernobyl> This is wriGGler knowledGe, RhYmeh.
  87. [13:32] <faintMusicion> #.......jewish
  88. [13:33] <faintMusicion> #to be f@ir
  89. [13:34] <faintMusicion> #im the only violetblooded mo-fo th@t i h@ve known w@s t@ken in by @ non-fish
  90. [13:34] <proteanChernobyl> I see. I suPPose You can't be blamed, then.
  91. [13:35] <proteanChernobyl> Even thouGh it's still a startlinG lack of awareness.
  92. [13:36] <faintMusicion> #ye@h.......
  93. [13:36] <faintMusicion> #not like i h@ve h@d the need to s@y it th@t much
  94. [13:36] <faintMusicion> #but let's get b@ck on tr@ck
  95. [13:36] <proteanChernobyl> Yes, let's.
  96. [13:37] <faintMusicion> #your lusus, expl@in ple@se
  97. [13:37] <proteanChernobyl> It has a bit of a Quirk, when it comes to mY survival.
  98. [13:37] <proteanChernobyl> Which is to saY, I don't die for real.
  99. [13:38] <proteanChernobyl> I adaPt.
  100. [13:38] <faintMusicion> #like th@t monster dude from FV booklets?
  101. [13:38] <proteanChernobyl> ... MaYbe?
  102. [13:39] <faintMusicion> #@pok@lips or something
  103. [13:39] <proteanChernobyl> Still maYbe.
  104. [13:40] <proteanChernobyl> The Point is, mY lusus' sPirit allows me to attemPt somethinG in different waYs, and keeP the version of mYself that did best.
  105. [13:40] <proteanChernobyl> Accelerated, Guided evolution.
  106. [13:40] <faintMusicion> #ye@h
  107. [13:40] <faintMusicion> #you were right
  108. [13:40] <proteanChernobyl> I often am.
  109. [13:40] <faintMusicion> #i don't get wh@t you @re s@ying @t @ll
  110. [13:41] <proteanChernobyl> Then PerhaPs I should simPly stoP botherinG You while You're clearlY busY.
  111. [13:41] <faintMusicion> #so i presume you me@n you @re possesed
  112. [13:41] <proteanChernobyl> SomethinG like that.
  113. [13:41] <faintMusicion> #im st@rting to wonder if i'll @lso ger powers from being possesed
  114. [13:42] <proteanChernobyl> PerhaPs You alreadY have, and simPlY haven't found them Yet.
  115. [13:43] <faintMusicion> #i wouldn't know
  116. [13:43] <faintMusicion> #huh
  117. [13:43] <proteanChernobyl> NaturallY.
  118. [13:43] <faintMusicion> #you know wh@t
  119. [13:43] <proteanChernobyl> There would be no indication.
  120. [13:43] <faintMusicion> #ttyl
  121. [13:43] <faintMusicion> #i remembered
  122. [13:44] <faintMusicion> #posibly h@unted hive
  123. [13:44] <faintMusicion> #bye
  124. [13:44] <proteanChernobyl> That seems siGnificant.
  125. [13:44] <proteanChernobyl> GoodbYe.
  126. [13:44] * proteanChernobyl [PC] ceased trolling faintMusicion [FM]
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