1992 LGPS Japanese GP commentary

21:00	Nuppiz	well then
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21:00	Nuppiz	the race will take place on the Central Park Mine Circuit in Japan
21:01	pi3141	For some reason I was auto away when I joined.
21:01	Nuppiz	the race length is 29 laps
21:01	Nuppiz	without further ado, lets begin
21:01	Rated	3 stallers is my guess
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21:01	Salamander	2
21:02	Klonomania	why a seperate chatroom?
21:02	TheDutchBear	Not making the field again *sigh* I say 3 stallers.
21:02	Nuppiz	to avoid too much off topic
21:02	Salamander	presumably nuppiz saw what happened yesterday
21:03	Klonomania	what happened yesterday?
21:03	Salamander	where we were discussing 3 different series at once
21:03	Salamander	there was a nascar race on, an indycar race, and rfaf1
21:03	Rated	not bad
21:03	Nuppiz	ooh, almost forgot to boot up Fraps
21:03	Salamander	although since only cynon and rrr were watching nascar it was more like 2 but still :
21:03	Salamander
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21:04	pi3141	If I had been there it would have been 4, since I was watching WEC.
21:04	Pasta	Life GP time?
21:04	Salamander	yep
21:04	Salamander	aka DAVIESWINSLOL time
21:04	Pasta	Davies and JEV for the win!
21:05	Salamander	wait a minute
21:05	Salamander	cam maroon beat 2 cars in pre-q
21:05	Salamander	how the hell does that even happen
21:05	Rated	with the horrible nicchi
21:05	pi3141	There is no ...WINSLOL in LifeGP. The cars are too unreliable for that.
21:05	Nuppiz	one light
21:05	Nuppiz	two lights
21:06	Nuppiz	three lights
21:06	Nuppiz	four lights
21:06	Salamander	then you havent seen davies in action
21:06	Nuppiz	five lights
21:06	Nuppiz	AND IT'S GO GO GO
21:06	Nuppiz	one staller, Sam Sun!
21:06	Nuppiz	clean start, no-one lost a wing
21:07	Rated	clean start ? Now that's strange
21:09	Nuppiz	27 cars make it through the first lap!
21:09	Pasta	Clean start? lolwut
21:09	Pasta	Davies already has a ten second lead
21:09	Nuppiz	oops, Kickert's car still has the old sound file
21:09	Nuppiz	oh well
21:10	TheDutchBear	Will there ever be a race with zero finishers, I certainly hope so.
21:11	Rated	There could have been, but it has been stopped when they was one guy left IIRC
21:11	Klonomania	welcome to the club
21:11	Nuppiz	and Charles Jericho becomes the second retirement
21:11	Nuppiz	engine failure
21:11	Pasta	FGCR doing their best Williams 1992 impression
21:12	Pasta	2.6 seconds to the nearest non-Foster's car? lel
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21:12	Nuppiz	after two laps, Davies is 4.810 seconds ahead of JEV
21:13	Pasta	What's the gap behind JEV?
21:13	Nuppiz	who is 5.3 seconds ahead of VDM
21:13	Salamander	this is good
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21:14	Salamander	so obviously this is all going to go to hell for me
21:14	AndreaModa	Looks like Wilson was shit again....
21:14	Salamander	davies will blow up and so will vdm and wilson will take another damn podium
21:14	Salamander	calling it now
21:14	Stramala	they will all blow up
21:14	Stramala	and JEV will win
21:14	Stramala
21:14	AndreaModa	Wilson is the best
21:14	Salamander	nah man
21:14	Salamander	its davies
21:14	Salamander	wilson is yesterdays news
21:15	AndreaModa	At least he isnt as bad as the bloody Jones F1RWRS team
21:15	mib_309d2a	hddsfhshs
21:15	mib_309d2a	huuur[
21:15	mib_309d2a	diijfk
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21:15	Klonomania	mib pls
21:15	Pasta	Who the hell was that?
21:15	Salamander	yo can i have a halfop to deal with douches like that?
21:16	Klonomania	[TITLE: Nope.wmv VIEWS: 30078 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 290 UPLOADED: corporaltastypants ] [TITLE: Nope.wmv VIEWS: 30078 FAVES: 0 RATING: 4 RATERS: 290 UPLOADED: corporaltastypants ]
21:16		+++ Nuppiz has given halfop to Salamander
21:16	zucchini	You're a douche
21:16	Salamander
21:16	Salamander	says you
21:16	Nuppiz	OOOH WILSON CRASHUUUUU!
21:16	AndreaModa	Shit.
21:16	AndreaModa	I knew it
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21:16	Salamander	dont worry
21:16	Salamander	this is exactly what i need
21:17	Salamander	so obviously all my cars are going to explode
21:17	Pasta	This is good for Foster's and the Davies Train
21:17	Salamander	the DAVIESWINSLOL steamroller actually
21:17	AndreaModa	Oh shut up pasta
21:18	Nuppiz	a brake failure sends him into the tyre barriers at turn 1
21:18	AndreaModa	Bloody hell. Is he uninjured?
21:18	Nuppiz	probably
21:19	Nuppiz	AND THERE'S A VOECKLER BEACHED ON THE GRAVEL!
21:19	Salamander	nooooo
21:19	Pasta	Oh shit
21:19	Pasta	Pleas no JEV
21:19	Pasta	Please no JEV
21:19	Nuppiz	Frédéric-Maximé
21:19	Pasta	Nuppiz pls
21:19	Pasta	YE
21:19	Salamander
21:19	Pasta	YES!
21:19	AndreaModa	Still more bad news for Wilson!
21:20	AndreaModa	If he's going to retire then all his campionship challengers can as well
21:20	Nuppiz	well, something failed in his car so he just pulled over
21:20	Salamander	al smiths being unreliable? what a surprise
21:22	Nuppiz	and there's a collision!
21:22	Nuppiz	Kickert and Howard!
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21:22	Salamander	thats another title contender in trouble
21:23	Nuppiz	Kickert's car fails, Howard hits him in the rear but initially tries to continue
21:23	captain_getz	so did the main page want this race series to be left to its own channel?
21:24	Nuppiz	Generic sweeps Howard and loses his front wing
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21:24	Nuppiz	then Anker comes in and crashes into Howard, causing Howard to lose a wheel
21:24	Salamander	nah nuppiz wants lifegp in its own channel because reasons
21:24	Nuppiz	Anker escapes with front wing damage
21:27	Nuppiz	Roberts spewing out smoke!
21:27	Salamander	and thats 3 title contenders in trouble already
21:28	Nuppiz	but it's Van Dycke who is the next retirement, engine failure!
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21:29	Nuppiz	and Bell has retired
21:30	captain_getz	is Cynon doing any more commentaries for this series?
21:30	Rated	fak :c
21:30	Salamander	possibly
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21:30	Nuppiz	another spectacular engine explosion
21:30	captain_getz	and I need to ask Lepwig If I can have his livery for next season
21:31	Pasta	Lol why do you want the Kickert livery?
21:31	Salamander	lepwig
21:31	captain_getz	cause I now think my livery looks like utter as
21:31	Nuppiz	lepwig pls
21:32	Salamander	thats an interesting mispelling
21:32	captain_getz	and since college and work are picking back up soon I probably wont get around to making a brand new livery
21:32	Nuppiz	OOOOH MAJOR CRASHUUU!
21:32	Pasta	pls no Davies
21:32	Pasta	pls no JEV
21:33	Pasta	pls no Davies
21:33	Pasta	pls no JEV
21:33	Nuppiz	Roberts' engine fails on the main straight and he flies straight into the path of Braggia!
21:33	Salamander	man
21:33	Pasta	Dammit
21:33	Salamander	now we're just down to vdm and davies
21:33	Salamander	as far as title contenders go
21:34	Salamander	man f1c is being really cruel today
21:34	Salamander	trying to get all my hopes up
21:34	Salamander	next thing you know jev will retire
21:37	Nuppiz	Braggia is really lucky that most of the impact was absorbed by his right front wheel
21:37	Nuppiz	Roberts is conscious, but holding his neck
21:39	Nuppiz	both are going to a checkup, although it looks that Braggia only has to buy some new fireproof underwear
21:39	Nuppiz	but Roberts might miss his home GP
21:39	Nuppiz	meanwhile Balivernes retires with a gearbox failure
21:41	Nuppiz	Graham out!
21:41	Salamander	too bad it isnt rahal
21:41	Nuppiz	the Sandinistas are fast, but woefully unreliable
21:41	Salamander	a rahal dnf is always something to celebrate
21:42	Salamander	well, graham rahal
21:42	Pasta	The meaning of fast has been redefined by Davies
21:42	Nuppiz	another brake failure
21:43	Salamander	no, theres fast, and then theres davies fast
21:43	Nuppiz	aaand Ramone is out
21:44	Nuppiz	more handling problems
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21:46	Nuppiz	Ronald Tenpecost is currently running for IIDOTR
21:46	Nuppiz	he's 6th
21:47	Rated	And Axel isn't here to read that..
21:48	Nuppiz	he better not be, because Generic is currently 14th and second last
21:48	Nuppiz	and a lap down on Dimitry Vitkin of all drivers
21:49	Rated	lel
21:49	captain_getz	wait, did Cynon call Sunset's car a Foxhound last race???
21:49	Stramala	how are the Voecklers doing?
21:49	Salamander	fmv is out
21:49	Nuppiz	JEV still second
21:50	Stramala	bye bye FMV
21:50	Stramala	did FMV at least have an engine failyure rather than a crash?
21:50	Nuppiz	suspension failure, I think
21:51	Stramala	just need VDM and Davies to retire now
21:51	Stramala
21:52	Nuppiz	oooh, a tight battle between Madunochev and Sunset for 9th!
21:52	Nuppiz	but the Russian keeps his position for now
21:52	Salamander	stramala you can count on it
21:52	Salamander	this situation is way too good for me
21:52	Nuppiz	no-one has ever won three races on the trot
21:52	Salamander	no one won 2 until marky howard early this year
21:53	Stramala	how come Ramone is so terrible comapred to Howard?
21:54	Stramala	and why has Howard not really figured lately?
21:54	Nuppiz	both Rockets to Russia drivers are fundamentally good if they don't run into trouble
21:55	Nuppiz	which they've unfortunately done a lot lately
21:55	captain_getz	payback for crashing into Sunset's back I suppose
21:55	Pasta	Nuppiz, why is the sun setting?
21:55	Pasta	Yet another LifeGP farce
21:56	Pasta	The first night race to occur without the intention of it being a night race
21:56	Nuppiz	it would be fun if Sam Sun crashed into Vic Sunset
21:56	Nuppiz	oh the puns
21:56	Rated
21:57	Stramala	no transfer market activity for Inter
21:57	Pasta	Sam Sun - WORST NAME EVER
21:57	Stramala	only loaning Obi out to Parma
21:57	Salamander	samsung
21:57	Stramala	oops
21:57	Salamander	sam "samsung" sun
21:57	Stramala	wrong chat
21:57	Stramala	I forget this is LifeGP serpeate now
21:57	Salamander	no shit
22:00	Nuppiz	and Sunset finds a way past Madunochev
22:00	captain_getz	in a clean or dickish way?
22:01	Nuppiz	clean
22:01	Nuppiz	halftime, be back in 15min or so
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22:01	captain_getz	how do you call halftime in a race?
22:02	Salamander	pause
22:12	Klonomania	ask the V8 guys
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22:21	Nuppiz	the local government demanded me to do some work
22:21		--- Nuppiz is back
22:21	Nuppiz	i.e. me mums forced me to take the garbages out
22:21	captain_getz	oh I was gonna say that Tropico "visited" you for a bit
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22:22	Nuppiz	Davies still leads after 15/29 laps have been completed
22:22	Salamander	woooo
22:22	Nuppiz	37.6 seconds ahead of JEV
22:22	ProspecAreShite	How far is JEV ahead of VDM?
22:22	Nuppiz	the gap between JEV and VDM is similar
22:23	captain_getz	I vote for a handicap for Davues
22:23	captain_getz	*Davies
22:26	ProspecAreShite	captain_getz HELL NO
22:27	Nuppiz	Top 10: Davies, JEV, VDM, Arthurs, Jong-Sung, Tenpecost, Mazzacane, Blog, Sunset, Madunochev
22:27	ProspecAreShite	captain_getz y u say dar
22:27	Salamander	thats like voting to handicap sebastian vettel
22:27	ProspecAreShite	*y u say dat
22:27	Salamander	no way
22:28	Nuppiz	Koumettou-Angula-Vitkin-Generic-Anker
22:28	Nuppiz	positions 11-15
22:28	captain_getz	who has fastest lap now?
22:29	Nuppiz	Davies, most likely
22:29	Nuppiz	Anker has a gearbox problem, he's stuck in 3rd gear
22:30	Salamander	i mean really, do you have to ask at this point?
22:31	Nuppiz	and he retires
22:33	Nuppiz	ah, Koumettou retires for the same reason
22:35	Nuppiz	9 laps to go
22:37	Nuppiz	Jong-Sung retires, another gearbox failure
22:38	Nuppiz	and Arthurs' egnine has blown up!
22:38	Nuppiz	engine
22:39	Rated	Welp
22:40	Rated	Argh, wiki down again
22:41	Nuppiz	ooooh no
22:41	Nuppiz	another points opportunity for Mazzacane wasted by a gearbox failure
22:41	Salamander	how many laps before davies engine fails?
22:41	Salamander	aka the race ends?
22:42	Nuppiz	six laps remaining
22:43	Nuppiz	Generic in trouble
22:43	Nuppiz	well, he was last anyway
22:43	Salamander	awww
22:44	Rated	:|
22:44	Nuppiz	a brake failure beaches his car on the gravel
22:46	Nuppiz	so with all these failures, the order is now: Davies, JEV, VDM, Tenpecost, Blog, Sunset, Madunochev, Angula, Vitkin
22:46	Nuppiz	captain_getz Sunset is on points
22:46	Nuppiz	EXCEPT HE'S NOT!
22:47	Nuppiz	HEAVY CRASH IN T1!
22:47	ProspecAreShite	Please no Davies
22:47	ProspecAreShite	Please no JEV
22:47	Nuppiz	CAR PARTS EVERYWHERE!
22:47		*** ProspecAreShite is now known as Pasta
22:47	Nuppiz	IT'S SUNSET!
22:47	Rated	That'll look good in the replay
22:47	Pasta	Please no Davies
22:47	Pasta	Please no JEV
22:48	captain_getz	Geat, rotten luck again...
22:49	captain_getz	*great
22:49	Nuppiz	almost a carbon copy of Wilson's crash earlier in the race, except heavier
22:49	captain_getz	is he hurt?
22:49	Nuppiz	Sunset even hits Wilson's (empty) car which had rejectfully been left there by the marshalls
22:50	Nuppiz	there is a chance Sunset is injured
22:50	Nuppiz	he is talking to the marshalls but so far hasn't gotten out of the car
22:50	Salamander
22:51	Nuppiz	the doctor is coming in
22:51	Nuppiz	Sunset gets up on his own, looks like he just needed to catch his breath
22:51	Salamander
22:51	captain_getz	thank god
22:51	Nuppiz	but he's holding his side!
22:51	Salamander
22:52	Nuppiz	he might've bruised, even cracked some ribs there
22:52	Nuppiz	the car went side first into the barrier
22:52	Nuppiz	at a relatively high speed
22:53	captain_getz	great, I may not even show up to the last race then, since I have no backup driver
22:53	Nuppiz	oh, you can probably borrow one with relative ease
22:53	Rated	Yeah, that ^
22:53	Nuppiz	there's a few decent free agents available
22:54	Salamander	evelyn gomes, for one
22:54	captain_getz	okay, i'll have a choice in a few days. But if he somehow scores at Australia...
22:54	captain_getz	then things will go nuts at the garage
22:54	Nuppiz	four laps to go
22:55	Salamander	come on, f1c, just put me out of my misery and blow up davies and vdm already :
22:55	Salamander
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22:57	Nuppiz	three laps to go
22:58	Nuppiz	Davies, JEV, VDM, Tenpecost, Blog, Madunochev, Angula, Vitkin
22:59	Nuppiz	penultimate lap
23:00	Stramala	RETIRE DAVIES RETIRE!
23:00	Nuppiz	JEV is 47.950 behind Davies
23:01	Stramala	yikes
23:01	Salamander	thats pretty tame by davies' standards
23:01	Salamander	last race he had to pit and still won by 2 laps
23:01	Nuppiz	and Davies is already in VDM's mirrors
23:01	Salamander	the 2 before he had a margin of over a lap
23:01	Nuppiz	he'll probably lap the 3rd-placed driver
23:02	Nuppiz	ooh, Blog retires!
23:02	Nuppiz	based on skidmarks that a definite brake failure
23:02	Nuppiz	that's
23:03	Nuppiz	yep, the rear wheels lock while entering a slow turn
23:04	Nuppiz	Davies has started the final lap
23:05	Nuppiz	last corner... will he attempt lapping VDM?
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23:05	Pasta	Dont lap him James James!
23:05	Salamander	hes not james james yet
23:05	Salamander	thats not until 1998
23:05	Nuppiz	and so he does on accelerating to the main straight
23:06	Salamander	when hes in full ego mode
23:08	Nuppiz	AND JAMES DAVIES WINS HIS THIRD CONSECUTIVE RACE!
23:08	Salamander	YES
23:09	Salamander	D A V I E S W I N S L O L
23:09	Nuppiz	JÉRÉMY-ÉTIENNE VOECKLER COMPLETES THE FOSTER'S ONE-TWO!
23:09	Salamander	come on vdm
23:09	Salamander	bag that 3rd
23:09	Nuppiz	I believe that's the first time in history for both records!
23:10	Nuppiz	VDM finishes third and keeps his championship hopes alive
23:11	Salamander	so its gonna be wilson-davies-vdm for the title
23:11	Nuppiz	Ron Tenpecost takes fourth for The Team Of The Workers Party, what a superb result from him
23:11	Salamander	this season has been even better than 1991
23:11	Nuppiz	Pjotr Madunochev is fifth
23:11	Nuppiz	Anderson Angula finishes a race for the first time in his career and grabs sixth
23:12	Pasta	Wow!
23:12	Pasta	CONGRATULATIONS DAVIS!
23:12	Salamander	...
23:12	Nuppiz	Dimitry Vitkin is again seventh and outside of the points
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23:12	Nuppiz	that's all classified drivers
23:12	TheBlokeOnTheRadio	DAVIES! Well fucking done lad, showed them tossers who's boss! Let's wrap this one up!
23:13		*** Salamander is now known as JamesDavies
23:13	JamesDavies	Yeaaahhhh! That was awesome guys, the car was awesome today! Nothing can stop us now!
23:13		*** JamesDavies is now known as Salamander
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23:14	Nuppiz	Wilson: 44, Davies: 40, VDM: 40
23:14	Nuppiz	the points as we go to the last race of the season
23:14	Salamander	davies takes another full 12
23:15	Nuppiz	actually
23:15	Nuppiz	Jose Braggia is still mathematically in the hunt
23:15	Nuppiz	if he scores 12 points at the next race he'll win on countback
23:15	Nuppiz	somehow I don't believe that'll happen
23:16	Salamander	thats the 7th time in lgps history that someone has scored the maximum amount of points possible
23:17	Nuppiz	Davies' pace has been phenomenal
23:17	Nuppiz	SIX consecutive pole positions
23:17	Salamander	if his engine hadnt died in canada hed have 4 wins on the trot
23:18	TheBlokeOnTheRadio	Why do I get the feeling that signing Davies was the best thing I ever done?
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23:20	Salamander	because it is
23:21	Nuppiz	The graveyard of cars at T1:
23:22	Rated	same damage
23:25	Nuppiz
23:26	Pasta	Cynon commentary pls?
23:26	Nuppiz	Idunno
23:26	Pasta	If he's not up for it, I'm tempted to try my hand
23:27	Nuppiz	Fastest lap: James Davies, 1:41.499 on lap 10
23:27	Nuppiz	ROTR: WIlliam Anker
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23:28	Pasta	Davies' fastest lap would've put him 4th on the grid
23:28	Salamander	id be willing to record a pre-race segment for the championship finale video
23:28	Nuppiz	That concludes our broadcast of the 1992 Life Grand Prix of Japan
23:28	Salamander	outlining the championship situation at the start of the race
23:28	Nuppiz	Good night from Reject Motorsports Channel!