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The Battle of All Saints Day

Nov 1st, 2017
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  1. DATE: 11/01/2017
  2.  
  3. Rebels expected an easy victory when they attacked the Regime on 11/01/2017, however HOP tard announced his support for the regime and sent troops to help Ratfinks army. Rebels took many casualties and were forced to retreat.
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  5. Belligerent #1:
  6. #8chan Rebellion
  7. - Adnol
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  9. Belligerent #2:
  10. Ratfink Regime
  11. - Ratfink(VonDutch)
  12. - tard
  13.  
  14. Result: Regime Victory
  15. - Tard announces support of the regime
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  17.  
  18. IMAGES
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  20. REGIME SOLDIERS FIRING ON RETREATING REBELS
  21. http://nationalinterest.org/files/main_images/vickers_machine_gun_crew_with_gas_masks.jpg
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  23. REGIME SOLDIERS SECURE AREA AFTER THE BATTLE
  24. http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/files/2017/06/Government-troops-in-Marawi-30-May-2017.jpg
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  26. FIRST ENGAGEMENT
  27. http://www.divinemysteries.info/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/header_dong-lu-1900-1038x339.jpeg
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  29. REBEL SOLDIERS MAKING A FINAL STANCE
  30. https://bhslib.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/ww2-158.jpg
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  32. REGIME CALVARY KILLING RETREATING REBELS
  33. http://www.afanews.com/media/k2/items/cache/0caf6398a179c99f97977dc58ce3979c_XL.jpg
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  36. 16:15 tard VonDutch i got a request for an unban so i just wiped the list
  37. 16:15 *** lel joined #8chan
  38. 16:15 +++ stonecold has given voice to lel
  39. 16:15 princesskitana VonDutch rumor has it people want you as protected OP
  40. 16:15 tard didn't pay attention
  41. 16:16 tard i want VonDutch as an op that can banish princesskitana
  42. 16:16 VonDutch think he can calm his tits?
  43. 16:16 *** lel is now known as Guest15426
  44. 16:16 --- VonDutch has unbanned *!*@oak.nuggins
  45. 16:16 *** visual joined #8chan
  46. 16:16 zim hahahah bitches dont even listen to plantasia hahaha
  47. 16:16 visual
  48. 16:16 princesskitana Is that so tard?
  49. 16:16 VonDutch can you calmdesfuckdown now?
  50. 16:16 visual kek gramps will have a fuckinfg heart attack
  51. 16:16 zim warm earth music for plants... and the people who love them
  52. 16:16 cloro LOL
  53. 16:16 Adnol t-tard
  54. 16:16 visual "these gosh darn scoundrels on the internet!
  55. 16:16 Adnol how could you
  56. 16:16 chip visual youre kinda a faggot nigger
  57. 16:16 VonDutch funny, you are the one who was banned and now the one crying about it, visual
  58. 16:17 visual
  59. 16:17 +++ VonDutch has given voice to chip
  60. 16:17 Adnol Mr. Tard
  61. 16:17 *** random46 quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  62. 16:17 cloro are you a grandpa ?
  63. 16:17 visual lets set the shit straight VonDutch
  64. 16:17 VonDutch not yet
  65. 16:17 *** Belimo joined #8chan
  66. 16:17 visual you'll die in 5-6 years
  67. 16:17 cloro aw
  68. 16:17 chip we should perma ban visual
  69. 16:17 visual ill be here a while longer
  70. 16:17 VonDutch you are here at my mercy
  71. 16:17 VonDutch straight enough?
  72. 16:17 visual VonDutch: what is your legacy man
  73. 16:17 *** Random1__ joined #8chan
  74. 16:17 *** kriner left #8chan
  75. 16:17 visual "that faggot on irc who used to shit out of his cunt" ?
  76. 16:17 *** Nimda3 joined #8chan
  77. 16:17 --- VonDutch has banned *!*@oak.nuggins
  78. 16:17 *** visual was kicked by VonDutch (take the night off)
  79. 16:17 *** scire joined #8chan
  80. 4:17 PM <•chip> LOLOLOL
  81. 4:17 PM <•VonDutch> yup, permanently actived HIS autism
  82. 4:17 PM <•Gabriel> CU TOBA SI BASU
  83. 4:18 PM <•Gabriel> MISCA-TE DE LA MIJLOC
  84. 4:18 PM <•zim> tht dude hyperfixates like an autist
  85. 4:18 PM <•zim> fr
  86. 4:18 PM <•princesskitana> Is it night time over there?
  87. 4:18 PM <•VonDutch> it's not like we havent seen autists like him rage the rest of the night like that before, have we?
  88. 4:18 PM <Adnol> tard we must speak
  89. 4:18 PM <cloro> how old are your kids VonDutch
  90. 4:18 PM <•VonDutch> older than you
  91. 4:18 PM <Adnol> How dare you endorse the Ratfink Regime
  92. 4:18 PM <cloro> o rlly
  93. 4:19 PM <•tard> Adnol: i eat ass
  94. 4:19 PM <•princesskitana> Adnol he is with Ponyo
  95. 4:19 PM <Adnol> n-no
  96. 4:19 PM <•VonDutch> and someone else wants my attention
  97. 4:19 PM <Adnol> I refuse to believe that
  98. 4:19 PM <cloro> hi tard
  99. 4:19 PM <•tard> Adnol: it's true
  100. 4:19 PM <•tard> i do eat ass
  101. 4:19 PM <•tard> Ponyo hates me though :^)
  102. 4:19 PM <•zim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-CNmhT2ReQ
  103. 4:19 PM <Adnol> what color of ass?
  104. 4:19 PM <•zim> oliver trees funny tbh
  105. 4:19 PM <•tard> white ass
  106. 4:19 PM <•tard> only
  107. 4:19 PM <•VonDutch> Adnol here is almost as retarded as princesskitana, see how he wont stfu when he should know better by now?
  108. 4:19 PM <cloro> HI TARD!
  109. 4:19 PM <•tard> nice white pink ass
  110. 4:19 PM •VonDutch banned *!*@Rizon-E13EA603.lightspeed.tpkaks.sbcglobal.net (+b)
  111. 4:19 PM ← Adnol (~Mibbit@Rizon-E13EA603.lightspeed.tpkaks.sbcglobal.net) was kicked by •VonDutch: spam prevention
  112. 4:19 PM <•tard> kek
  113. 4:19 PM <•VonDutch> there we go
  114. 4:19 PM <•zim> tard u'd be lucky to find an asscrack that isnt brown nowdays
  115. 4:19 PM <•zim> bitches dont know how to wash
  116. 4:20 PM <•VonDutch> he also will go on all night
  117. 4:20 PM <•VonDutch> I'm old, remember?
  118. 4:20 PM •[^_^] un-banned *!*@Rizon-E13EA603.lightspeed.tpkaks.sbcglobal.net (-b)
  119. 4:20 PM <cloro> tard, youre on my shit list now
  120. 4:20 PM <•tard> no scat
  121. 4:20 PM •tard un-banned *!*@oak.nuggins (-b)
  122. 4:20 PM <•VonDutch> princesskitana, unban adnol again and he takes the whole day off
  123. 4:20 PM <cloro> stfu
  124. 4:20 PM <•zim> the females in cherdleys vids are so unfunny
  125. 4:20 PM → visual joined (~Administr@oak.nuggins)
  126. 4:20 PM <•VonDutch> what shit list cloro k00l?
  127. 4:20 PM <•zim> they add nothing 2 the content
  128. 4:20 PM → lindso joined (~linds@ms.frizzle.magicalschoolb.us)
  129. 4:20 PM <visual> :O!
  130. 4:20 PM •lindso was voiced (+v) by •VonDutch
  131. 4:20 PM <cloro> lol just ppl i dont like
  132. 4:21 PM <visual> VonDutch: 2017-2017; irc grandpa
  133. 4:21 PM <visual> VonDutch: hey man serious question
  134. 4:21 PM <•VonDutch> why do you like to be banned, visual?
  135. 4:21 PM <visual> VonDutch: why are your friends all dead protecting their country for the 6'th fucking war
  136. 4:21 PM <•VonDutch> retarded much?
  137. 4:21 PM <visual> and you're here sitting on irc
  138. 4:21 PM <visual> VonDutch: i just dont like you grandpa
  139. 4:21 PM <•zim> american teens are super privileged
  140. 4:21 PM <•zim> they bitch abt the most petty shit
  141. 4:21 PM <visual> youér an alzheimers fucking pampers wearing cunt
  142. 4:21 PM ⇐ Random1__ quit (~Random1__@Rizon-23690C3B.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
  143. 4:21 PM <visual> what do we have in common
  144. 4:21 PM •VonDutch banned *!*@oak.nuggins (+b)
  145. 4:21 PM ← visual (~Administr@oak.nuggins) was kicked by •VonDutch
  146. 4:21 PM <•tard> visual: i'm way too laz..
  147. 4:21 PM <•VonDutch> as I said before
  148. 4:21 PM <•tard> yeah fuck it
  149. 4:21 PM <cloro> lol hes so mad
  150. 4:21 PM <•tard> haha
  151. 4:21 PM <cloro> stfu tard
  152. 4:21 PM <•VonDutch> all it takes is ban
  153. 4:22 PM <•stonecold> tard: moar like way 2 lez
  154. 4:22 PM <•VonDutch> oh my
  155. 4:22 PM <•stonecold> u fat slut
  156. 4:22 PM <•stonecold> suck my dick
  157. 4:22 PM <•tard> stonecold: i eat ass
  158. 4:22 PM <cloro> can it tard!
  159. New messages since you scrolled up
  160. 4:22 PM <•stonecold> one may themselves asking
  161. 4:22 PM <•stonecold> what IS ass?
  162. 4:22 PM <•stonecold> one may find themselves asking
  163. 4:22 PM <•redlegion> Fart box
  164. 4:22 PM <•stonecold> what IS ass?
  165. 4:22 PM <•VonDutch> taint leg or belly
  166. 4:22 PM → blacknaruto and Adnol joined
  167. 4:22 PM <•VonDutch> tis the stuff between
  168. 4:22 PM ⇐ zim quit • blacknaruto → •zim
  169. 4:23 PM <•VonDutch> inb4 "waa unfair ban"
  170. 4:23 PM <•stonecold> ZIM'S A
  171. 4:23 PM <•stonecold> G-G-G-G-GHOST
  172. 4:23 PM <zim> cant even keep a fucken internet connxion
  173. 4:23 PM → Random1__ joined (~Random1__@Rizon-23690C3B.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
  174. 4:23 PM <zim> stonecold listen 2 plantasia
  175. 4:23 PM Random1__ → Random420
  176. 4:24 PM <Adnol> Mr. Vondutch is it true that you are actually faggeettsss?
  177. 4:24 PM <zim> soulja boi tell em
  178. 4:24 PM <•VonDutch> nope
  179. 4:24 PM <•VonDutch> that poor boy left
  180. 4:24 PM <•stonecold> THE plantasia?
  181. 4:24 PM <zim> <zim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVmcKcTZ4A
  182. 4:24 PM <•stonecold> how the fuck do you even know what that is
  183. 4:24 PM ← scire left (stepan@37FC95C.5FA09F8.CA590B5.IP)
  184. 4:24 PM <Adnol> Mr. Stonecold is it true that you are remaining neutral in the #8chan Civil War?
  185. 4:24 PM <zim> warm earth music 4 plants and the ppl who love them
  186. 4:25 PM <•copypaste> This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: The number of topic changes was reset.
  187. 4:25 PM <cloro> I love that album
  188. 4:25 PM <•VonDutch> you just wont stop, will you Adnol?
  189. 4:25 PM → shaul joined (~sanderco@C781CD2.18186F8.2472564.IP)
  190. 4:25 PM <zim> cloro sick right
  191. 4:25 PM <cloro> Good taste Zim
  192. 4:25 PM <cloro> so nice
  193. 4:25 PM <zim> tq
  194. 4:25 PM <Adnol> Will you stop?
  195. 4:25 PM <•stonecold> zim: this isn't some underground find you've made
  196. 4:25 PM <cloro> makes me feel like im in a cartoon
  197. 4:25 PM → CBS joined (uid260290@Rizon-5AF53177.brockwell.irccloud.com)
  198. 4:25 PM <•tard> Adnol: do you know how much VonDutch helps your cause
  199. 4:25 PM <CBS> WAlnut.
  200. 4:25 PM <•tard> look
  201. 4:25 PM <•tard> Adnol
  202. 4:25 PM <•tard> i see you and VonDutch as a team
  203. 4:26 PM <•VonDutch> he spams
  204. 4:26 PM <•tard> providing endless entertainment
  205. 4:26 PM <•VonDutch> I ban him for it
  206. 4:26 PM <Adnol> your a tard
  207. 4:26 PM <zim> stonecold :'(
  208. 4:26 PM <zim> just listen
  209. 4:26 PM <•VonDutch> he cries about being banned for no reason
  210. 4:26 PM <•stonecold> mort garson is a fukken legend
  211. 4:26 PM <•Gabriel> -_-
  212. 4:26 PM <•tard> Adnol what would you be without VonDutch
  213. 4:26 PM <•VonDutch> I ban him for it
  214. 4:26 PM <cloro> its good
  215. 4:26 PM <•stonecold> i have listened
  216. 4:26 PM <Adnol> because you ban for no reason
  217. 4:26 PM <zim> again
  218. 4:26 PM <penis_> ii ban for no reason
  219. 4:26 PM <cloro> this time w an open mind
  220. 4:26 PM •penis_ was voiced (+v) by •VonDutch
  221. 4:26 PM <Adnol> !topic spicfink bans people for hurting his feelings
  222. 4:26 PM <•copypaste> This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: 9 topic changes remaining this hour.
  223. 4:26 PM — •VonDutch holds Adnol down for penis_
  224. 4:26 PM •[^_^] set the topic: <Adnol> spicfink bans people for hurting his feelings
  225. 4:27 PM •VonDutch banned *!*@Rizon-E13EA603.lightspeed.tpkaks.sbcglobal.net (+b)
  226. 4:27 PM ← Adnol (~Mibbit@Rizon-E13EA603.lightspeed.tpkaks.sbcglobal.net) was kicked by •VonDutch
  227. 4:27 PM <•Cuckoo> !topic anything but adnol
  228. 4:27 PM <•copypaste> This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: 8 topic changes remaining this hour.
  229. 4:27 PM — •penis_ sets ban on Adinol*@*.*
  230. 4:27 PM <•penis_> fuc
  231. 4:27 PM <•VonDutch> see?
  232. 4:27 PM •[^_^] set the topic: <Cuckoo> anything but adnol
  233. 4:27 PM <•VonDutch> he wont let it go
  234. 4:27 PM <•penis_> i ws gonna do it
  235. 4:27 PM <•zim> cheers
  236. 4:27 PM ⇐ •Guest15426 quit (~lel@A183661A.2E666EFC.786B5533.IP) Ping timeout: 240 seconds
  237. 4:28 PM <•penis_> p e n i s
  238. 4:28 PM → RatFinkisFaggettsss joined (~RatFinkis@D12A2053.F28A5EF6.E29FB7CC.IP)
  239. 4:28 PM <RatFinkisFaggettsss> !topic Daily Reminder RatGayFink is Faggettsss
  240. 4:28 PM <•copypaste> This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: 7 topic changes remaining this hour.
  241. 4:28 PM Channel mode set to +m by •VonDutch
  242. 4:28 PM •[^_^] set the topic: <RatFinkisFaggettsss> Daily Reminder RatGayFink is Faggettsss
  243. 4:28 PM <•zim> if ur a deep sleeper probably cloro
  244. 4:28 PM <•VonDutch> !topic Adnol wont be posting much tonight!
  245. 4:28 PM <•copypaste> This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: 6 topic changes remaining this hour.
  246. 4:28 PM <•penis_> copypaste is a niggr
  247. 4:28 PM •[^_^] set the topic: <VonDutch> Adnol wont be posting much tonight!
  248. 4:28 PM <•zim> ive slept like 14hrs regularly
  249. 4:28 PM •RatFinkisFaggettsss was voiced (+v) by •VonDutch
  250. 4:28 PM <•zim> so if ur like me then yeh
  251. 4:28 PM •VonDutch banned *!*@D12A2053.F28A5EF6.E29FB7CC.IP (+b)
  252. 4:29 PM Channel mode set to -m by •VonDutch
  253. 4:29 PM <cloro> thanks zim
  254. 4:29 PM <cloro> bb
  255. 4:29 PM <•zim> yw babe
  256. 4:29 PM Channel mode set to +m by •VonDutch
  257. 4:29 PM <•jimmy> sup
  258. 4:29 PM ← •RatFinkisFaggettsss (~RatFinkis@D12A2053.F28A5EF6.E29FB7CC.IP) was kicked by •VonDutch
  259. 4:29 PM <•jimmy> tfw +m again
  260. 4:29 PM Channel mode set to -m by •VonDutch
  261. 4:29 PM <•stonecold> zim: that's like 3x more sleep than you should be getting
  262. 4:29 PM <Kutgebruiker9000> !topic my waifu is the Old World Blues Stealth Suit
  263. 4:29 PM <•copypaste> This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: 5 topic changes remaining this hour.
  264. 4:29 PM <Casey> i wrapped my gf's bday present
  265. 4:29 PM •[^_^] set the topic: <Kutgebruiker9000> my waifu is the Old World Blues Stealth Suit
  266. 4:29 PM <•VonDutch> I voiced you, jimmy
  267. 4:29 PM <cloro> stonecold
  268. 4:29 PM <cloro> die
  269. 4:29 PM <cloro> please
  270. 4:29 PM <•jimmy> i know :3
  271. 4:29 PM <Kutgebruiker9000> cloro he is stonecold so he is already dead
  272. 4:29 PM <cloro> for the love of god stonecold
  273. 4:29 PM <•zim> stonecold i dont get much sleep on the weekdays so i make up for it on weekends
  274. 4:29 PM •Kutgebruiker9000 was voiced (+v) by •VonDutch
  275. 4:29 PM <•zim> then i sleep like 15hrs
  276. 4:29 PM <cloro> bizingooo
  277. 4:30 PM ⇐ razer` quit (~variablez@D64A09AF.3B208883.DE430F5F.IP)
  278. 4:30 PM <•Kutgebruiker9000> wait wtf
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