[10:41:58 PM] Hazy: layze are you the porn guy
[10:42:01 PM] Hazy: who was the porn guy
[10:42:31 PM] layze: why did I jyust get accused of being fungus
[10:42:34 PM] layze: I feel dirty

[5:12:22 AM] layze: huh
[5:12:27 AM] layze: I don't unserstand what's going on
[5:12:45 AM] layze: I need keltk

[5:15:10 AM] layze: i remeember thise lubes

[4:04:39 AM] layze: while you do science I'll just be over here worshipping The D
[4:04:49 AM] layze: and when you come to attack I will cause an army to appear by raw faith in The D

[10:28 PM] smirk :ɹ: your liver's gonna love you in the morning
[10:30:48 PM] layze: my lvier's a fagoot

[4:42:54 PM] layze: oh my god my strange nade launcher
[4:43:17 PM] layze: I asked in the TF2 SA thread for suggestions on what to name it
[4:43:19 PM] layze: and someone went
[4:43:26 PM] layze: "who cares, they're just fancy bumper stickers"
[4:43:40 PM] layze: so its name is now HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS
[4:44:00 PM] layze: and its description is ☪☮℮✡i☯✝

[7:24:36 PM] layze: see that's what actually killed Sauron
[7:24:54 PM] layze: frodo just threw a ring in a puddle, it was actually the ouendan elves that beat him