Bimbo Pirates Ch34- Criminals

Luffy and Nami’s crews were now on an island in the sky, everyone was all too happy to learn and explore the bizarre environment, seas of fluffy white, sand like clouds, bricks made of fluff it was hard to believe, Nami even got Conis’ father to repair the Waver they found.

“What to wear?” Nami wondered standing naked in her cabin as she planned to change her outfit “Maybe I should recruit a stylist for my crew to help with this.”

Nami eventually found a bikini top that she felt suited her, one that was blue with white cloud shaped camouflage on it. She slipped it on and tied the string on the back, adjusting the straps and making her breasts bounce a bit as she did so.

“Hmm, I don’t remember this being so tight.” She giggled “Oh well.”

Nami headed back out to the cloud beach, wading to shore where everyone else was messing around or exploring.

“I see Blue Sea people are very adventurous.” Conis observed as Nami took a seat next to her on a plushy cloud chair, the blonde casually strumming her harp

“I guess we just have that natural exploring spirit.” Nami smiled.

“I must ask though, are all Blue Sea women so…umm how should I say this…endowed?”

“Oh this no.” Nami adjusted her chest a bit “That’s just because of my abilities.”

“I see, that’s probably a relief.” Conis sighed a bit pausing from playing her harp “It’s hard to imagine a world where everyone is like that, not that it’s bad or anything just very different than what I’m used to.”

“No reason to apologize.” Nami smiled at the girl lifting her chin a bit, seeing her blushing red “Don’t worry if I have some free time later maybe I’ll teach you all about the way we do things down in our sea.”

“I-I…” Conis was bright red and stammering as she talked.

“You’re so innocent and cute.” Nami chuckled getting up “I think I’m gonna take that Waver for a spin.”

“Just be careful you’ve never used one before they can be difficult to get a handle on.”

“I’ll be fine.” Nami hopped on and cranked the handle accelerating with a sudden burst of speed.

It only took Nami a few moments to get her bearings but soon she was cruising across the clouds, her body bouncing as she hit some rougher wave-like patches of clouds.

“This is a lot of fun.” She laughed “Hmm?”

Nami felt the hairs on her neck stand up a bit, she had a feeling like she was being watched only to see a spark of electricity off in the distance, but even stranger was that she could have sworn she saw land there as well, with trees and everything.

“Lightning?” she wondered.

Nami decided it was best to head back for now rather than press on alone, she was usually able to read the weather with her own sensations but this was different, it was like her body was picking up an unseen warning.

When Nami got back to the beach she came across another troublesome sight, this time her friends were being accosted and threatened with fines by the local law enforcement.

“What’s going on?” Nami walked up.

“It seems we didn’t pay the entry fee.” Nojiko explained “And now we’re racking up fins for not paying our fines.”

“I’m sorry you’re in trouble because of us.” Conis sighed.

“Don’t worry I’m sure we can get out of this with a little…Blue Sea Hospitality.” Nami smiled at the girl “Watch and learn.”

Nami sauntered up to the guards, making sure to sway her hips as much as possible.

“Now Officers I’m sure this is all just a misunderstanding that we can work out.” She fluttered her eyelashes.

Nami made a point to bend over a bit, pushing up her breasts with her arms and winking a bit.

“So, exactly how much is this silly little fine?” she cooed.

Most of the soldiers were getting flustered by her beauty and Nami was sure she had them in her hand.

“They said it’s Seven Million.” Catarina explained.

“LIKE HELL WE’RE PAYING THAT!” Nami snapped crotching the man with her knee “It’s my money you can’t have it!”

“So greedy!”

Nami had berated, and now beaten, the local law enforcement leading to both crews being punished even more as ‘Class 2 Criminals’

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Being known as Class 2 Criminals meant the Bimbo Pirates and the Strawhats would be judged by ‘god’ and as a result their ships were picked up by the Express Shrimp and taken to a place called the Upper Yard, Conis and her father explained that those who hadn’t been taken would be expected to undergo one of God’s Trials in order to rescue their friends from what was essentially a hostage situation.

The only ones not kidnapped were Luffy, Usopp, Sanji, Nojiko and Desire.

“Man, I was really looking forward to a vacation.” Nojiko sighed “Guess we’ll have to play hero this time.”

“Boo I’m a pirate not a hero.” Luffy pouted.

“Right, that you are.” The girl chuckled “Shall we get going?”

“Yes, but first…” Desire paused and looked at Conis “You alright?”

“She has a point; you seem nervous for a while now.” Usopp added.

“She’s just worried about us; all cute girls are worried about me.” Sanji smiled.

“Don’t get ahead of yourself.” Nojiko crossed her arms “Any way Conis, are you sure you’ll be alright while we’re gone?”

“Why didn’t you just leave?” she asked.

“Well, we came her for an adventure so now we’ll get to have one.” Luffy smiled “And we have to get our friends.”

“You don’t understand, don’t you think it’s strange I was able to tell you all about that Trial, where your friends were, taking you to this boat?” Conis looked at them “Don’t you see, I called the Express Shrimp! If we see a criminal and don’t turn them in then…then we’ll be killed!”

“You stupid girl.” Desire hissed.

“If it was the rules and you wouldn’t get hurt it’s fine!” Luffy said “You had no choice but…”

“WHY WOULD YOU TELL US?!”

“If you told us this, you’re really gonna get in trouble now!” Nojiko said.

Suddenly the air felt tense as a light beamed down from the sky.

“It’s, Heaven’s Judgement.”

A massive column of blue lightning streamed down from the sky, thankfully Luffy and Conis were saved by the Sky Knight who offered to take them to safety.

“Are you sure you’ll be okay?” Conis asked.

“Don’t worry these two are plenty strong.” Usopp shoved Luffy and Sanji forward.

“You’ll be helping out too Longnose.” Desire smirked “I’m plenty good in a fight myself, if that’s what it comes down too.”

“I might not be the strongest in the crew, but I’ve been training hard.” Nojiko smiled playfully flexing one arm, though there was little muscle movement “We’ll get our friends back no problem and then come see you, just be warned after what you pulled, I think Nami’s gonna punish you.”

Something about the way Nojiko worded that and winked made Conis shiver but also blush.

“Well boys.” The blue haired girl smirked “Let’s get this show on the road.”

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AN

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Skypiea is a tougher arc to make sexy given the story heavy nature as well as the high level of tension and combat so I’ll do my best to spice up the more “Canon” heavy scenes with sexy moments.

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