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  1. reaction:
  2. on-hit:
  3. - That hurt!
  4. - Ouch! Why did you hit me?!
  5. - That hurts, stop it!
  6. - That really hurt!
  7. - Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
  8. - '*Oof*! That better have been an accident!'
  9. ran-away:
  10. - That's right, you'd better run!
  11. - Come back and fight like a man!
  12. - if I see you again, I'll beat you up!
  13. - I knew you were afraid of me!
  14. - Why are you running? Get back here so I can hit you!
  15. - I'm going to hit you if I ever see you again!
  16.  
  17. marry:
  18. success:
  19. - Yes! I'll marry you! I love you!
  20. - Of course I'll marry you!
  21. - About time... just kidding! I love you!
  22. - Is... is this real? I mean, this moment, not the ring. But the ring is real, right?
  23. - It's a dream come true! I'll love you forever!
  24. - We're finally married! Now what?
  25. - I'm happy to be married to you!
  26. - I can't wait to start our life together!
  27. fail:
  28. married-to-giver:
  29. - It's a pretty ring, but I'm already married to you, silly.
  30. - We are already married. Did you forget?
  31. married-to-other:
  32. - I'm sorry, no... I'm already married.
  33. - Oh, I thought you knew... I'm already married to someone.
  34. - What?! I'm already marrie d!
  35. - I'm already married to someone.
  36. - I'm happily married, I don't want another partner.
  37. - I don't want that, I'm already married.
  38. - I'm married to someone already, I can't take that ring.
  39. - Oh, thanks but I think I'm okay. I'm already married to someone.
  40. player-married:
  41. - Uh... I see that ring on your finger. You're already married!
  42. - Just what are you trying to do? You're already married!
  43. - What? Really? I think you're married to someone else, aren't you?
  44. - I'm appalled! You already have a partner!
  45. low-reputation:
  46. - What? No! I don't like you!
  47. - Oh, pretty ring! Oh wait... it's for me? Um... no.
  48. - Is that for me? Sorry, I just don't know you enough.
  49. - I'm flattered, but I don't really know you.
  50. end:
  51. - I've had it. You don't treat me well enough. I'm leaving you!
  52. - I'm leaving. Forever! Don't look for me.
  53. - I'm sorry, I thought we could work things out, but it's not working for me. Goodbye.
  54. - This is goodbye. Don't try to follow me.
  55.  
  56. set-home:
  57. expecting:
  58. - So, where am I going to sleep tonight?
  59. success:
  60. - Okay, this will be my new home point.
  61. - I understand, I'll be sleeping here at night.
  62. - I really like this place!
  63. - This is like a dream home!
  64. - This is cool I guess.
  65. fail:
  66. - This doesn't look like a safe home point for me.
  67. - I can't have my home point here.
  68. - I'll need a bed if you want me to sleep here!
  69.  
  70. divorce:
  71. normal:
  72. - I hate you!
  73. - Fine, get out of here!
  74. - That's the worst thing you could've done!
  75. papers:
  76. - Okay...
  77.  
  78. cleric:
  79. divorce-papers:
  80. - Here you go, bring these papers to your partner to confirm the divorce.
  81. - Good luck!
  82. not-married:
  83. - You should get a partner first!
  84. - I don't see any ring on your hand!
  85.  
  86. interact-fail:
  87. fighting-or-raid: '&cYou can''t interact with this villager right now.'
  88. procreating: '&cThis villager is procreating!'
  89. expecting-gift-from-you: '&cThis villager is expecting a gift from you!'
  90. expecting-gift-from-someone: '&cThis villager is expecting a gift from someone!'
  91. expecting-bed-from-you: '&cThis villager is expecting a bed from you!'
  92. expecting-bed-from-someone: '&cThis villager is expecting a bed from someone!'
  93. interacting: '&cThis villager is already interacting with another player.'
  94. trading: '&cThis villager is trading with another player.'
  95. other-expecting-gift: '&cAnother villager is expecting a gift from you!'
  96. other-expecting-bed: '&cAnother villager is expecting a bed from you!'
  97. in-cooldown: '&cYou can''t interact that fast!'
  98. not-allowed: '&cYou can''t perform this action with this villager.'
  99.  
  100. reload: '&6The plugin has been reloaded!'
  101. no-permission: '&cYou don''t have permission to execute this command!'
  102.  
  103. # %villager-name% - the name of the villager involved.
  104. whistle-teleported: '&a%villager-name% has been teleported.'
  105. whistle-error: '&cIt wasn''t possible to teleport %villager-name%.'
  106. whistle-no-family: '&cYou should get a family first!'
  107.  
  108. follow-me:
  109. start:
  110. - I'll follow you!
  111. stop:
  112. - Ok, goodbye!
  113. low-reputation:
  114. - Who are you?
  115. - I don't even know you!
  116.  
  117. stay-here:
  118. start:
  119. - I'll stay here!
  120. stop:
  121. - Ok, I'll go!
  122. low-reputation:
  123. - And you are...?
  124. - I don't like this place.
  125.  
  126. no-trades:
  127. - I don't have anything to trade.
  128. - Nope!
  129.  
  130. procreate:
  131. fail:
  132. has-baby:
  133. - We already have a baby... you didn't lose it did you?!
  134. low-reputation:
  135. - Spend more time with me! I'm not ready for a child.
  136. - Hmm... not just yet. I think we need to spend more time together first.
  137. - I think we should take things slowly.
  138. # %time% - the waiting time to have another baby (@cooldown).
  139. cooldown: '&cYou must wait %time% to have another baby.'
  140.  
  141. # %time% - how long it will take for the baby to grow (@baby-grow).
  142. baby-grow: '&aThis baby will grow up in %time%!'
  143. can-not-spawn-baby: '&cThe spawn place is obstructed, there must be at least 2 free
  144. blocks!'
  145. # %time% - The maximum time the villager will wait for a gift/bed (@throw-gift & @select-bed).
  146. throw-gift: '&aYou have %time% seconds to throw the gift to the villager.'
  147. select-bed: '&aYou have %time% seconds to give the villager a bed.'
  148.  
  149. bed-occupied: '&cThis bed is occupied!'
  150. bed-established: '&aBed established!'
  151.  
  152. gift:
  153. expecting:
  154. - Wow, a gift for me?
  155. - What are you going to give me?
  156. - A gift? but it's not christmas yet! *Laughs*
  157. expecting-fail:
  158. - So why did you call me?
  159. - You said you were going to give me something?
  160. adult:
  161. success:
  162. good:
  163. - How considerate! Thank you.
  164. - Thanks!
  165. - How thoughtful!
  166. - Oh, I love these!
  167. - A gift? For me? How nice!
  168. better:
  169. - Hey, this is pretty cool!
  170. - Thanks, friend!
  171. - You're such a good friend!
  172. - Oh wow, I actually needed one of these!
  173. - This is a pretty good gift!
  174. best:
  175. - I... I don't know what to say. Thank you so much!
  176. - How did you... nevermind, this is amazing!
  177. - Oh wow, I've always wanted one of these!
  178. - This is fantastic! I'll put it to good use.
  179. - Thank you so much. I'll remember this forever.
  180. - '*Poggers*'
  181. fail:
  182. - This isn't a good gift...
  183. - What made you think that I would like this?
  184. - No thanks.
  185. - I don't want that, why would I?
  186. - Why are you giving me that?
  187. - Is this supposed to be a gift? No thanks.
  188. - I'm not a trash can.
  189. child:
  190. success:
  191. good:
  192. - Is it... is it all mine?
  193. - Is this really for me?
  194. - This is cool!
  195. better:
  196. - Awesome! I'm going to show this to all my friends.
  197. - You found it! I lost this a few minutes ago.
  198. - My friend stole one of these from me. Did you beat him up for me?
  199. best:
  200. - You give the best presents!
  201. - Finally! My friend will stop bragging now.
  202. - Wow! Where did you get this thing?
  203. - My Dad has one of these. Now I have one too!
  204. fail:
  205. - Ew, I don't like this!
  206. - Yuck! I don't want this.
  207. - Why did you bring me this? It's dumb!
  208. - I don't even know what this is!
  209. child-offspring:
  210. success:
  211. good:
  212. - Oh, cool! Thank you!
  213. - Is it my birthday? This is awesome!
  214. - This is much better than the last gift I got!
  215. - Woo hoo! It's mine, all mine!
  216. - Can I... can I eat it?
  217. better:
  218. - For me? For free?!
  219. - Ooh! Shiny!
  220. - I really like this one, can I have another?
  221. - All of my friends will be jealous now!
  222. - This is so cool! I've wanted one of these forever!
  223. best:
  224. - This must have cost a fortune!
  225. - I knew you would get me one of these. I just knew it!
  226. - Yay! I have the best parents in the world!
  227. - This is so amazing! I can't believe this is all mine!
  228. - Thank you so much! You're the best ever!
  229. fail:
  230. - This... is a really bad gift.
  231. - Ew, I've gotten so much better before!
  232. - Didn't you give me this like, last year?
  233. - I could get this easily, no thanks.
  234. partner:
  235. success:
  236. good:
  237. - You're so sweet.
  238. - Aw! You're too good to me.
  239. - This is unexpected, thank you, dear!
  240. - Aw, how sweet of you.
  241. - Thanks, hun!
  242. better:
  243. - Oh wow, this is actually really nice!
  244. - I love it! Thank you!
  245. - This is amazing, dear!
  246. - You got this for me? How sweet!
  247. - Oh, thank you!
  248. best:
  249. - Oh, I love you!
  250. - You are *way* too good to me!
  251. - This must have been extremely expensive! Thank you!
  252. - I... can't believe you'd get me something so thoughtful!
  253. fail:
  254. - Oh honey... this is just terrible.
  255. - Um, is this supposed to be a gift for me?
  256. - Throw away your own junk! Oh, this was a gift? sorry.
  257. - I thought you knew me better than that. I hate these.
  258.  
  259. chat:
  260. adult:
  261. success:
  262. - Good talk!
  263. - Sounds cool!
  264. - Nice.
  265. - That happens to the best of us.
  266. - Man, cookies and milk does sound delicious right now.
  267. - Yes, I suppose the weather is nice today.
  268. - I'm doing just fine! Hit my toe when I woke up, though.
  269. - An apple a day keeps the zombies away!
  270. - My dream is to build my own village, but I'm so lazy.
  271. - My friend told me that they found a chest full of diamonds yesterday!
  272. fail:
  273. - What...
  274. - Ummm, what?
  275. - That's great... I guess.
  276. - Well, I'll see you around.
  277. - Did you seriously just say that?
  278. - I don't believe it exploded on its own.
  279. - You know, you're not that cool.
  280. - Show off.
  281. - You should be thrown in a dungeon!
  282. child:
  283. success:
  284. - I heard stories about you! Are you a hero?
  285. - Hi. I was going to go try and climb to the roof.
  286. - Do you wanna go burn stuff with me?
  287. - I'm going to be a hunter like you and kill many things!
  288. - Hi! What are you doing today? I'm going swimmin'!
  289. fail:
  290. - If you don't give me cookies I'll hold my breath.
  291. - My parents said not to talk to you, that you're bad.
  292. - '*Laughs* You look smelly!'
  293. - Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna egg your house!
  294. - Lalala, I'm not listening! Lalala.
  295. child-offspring:
  296. success:
  297. - Can we go camping? Please?!
  298. - Hi, can you make me a cake?
  299. - Can I have my own room away from our house? That would be cool!
  300. - Let's move into a cave! That sounds so fun!
  301. fail:
  302. - I don't think I'd like that very much.
  303. - I want a new daddy.
  304. - I don't want a baby sister.
  305. partner:
  306. success:
  307. - I cleaned the entire house. How was your day?
  308. - Honey, let's go camping sometime. Doesn't that sound like fun?
  309. - So today I saw a spider. It was huge so I ran away.
  310. - We should build a new house together!
  311. - I almost walked into a lava pit the other day. That wouldn't have been good!
  312. fail:
  313. - I know we're not the poorest family, but...
  314. - I love being around you but I need some space.
  315. - Sometimes I wish I had my own "cave" to escape from you and everyone.
  316. - Go away, I'm not in the mood.
  317. - Where have you been? Are you seeing someone behind my back?
  318.  
  319. joke:
  320. adult:
  321. success:
  322. - That's funny!
  323. - LOL
  324. - '*Laughs*'
  325. - Your the best at telling jokes!
  326. - That's the best joke I've ever heard!
  327. - That was so... *Laughs*
  328. - Good one!
  329. - '*Laughs* That''s hilarious!'
  330. - That's funny! Did you hear the one about the cows?
  331. - Unfortunate for the sheep to lose its wool, but funny!
  332. - That's the best I have ever heard!
  333. fail:
  334. - You're not funny!
  335. - That's disgusting!
  336. - I don't get it.
  337. - That's not something to joke about!
  338. - Is that the best you can come up with?
  339. - That didn't even make sense.
  340. - Was that meant to be a joke?
  341. - Don't speak about my pig like that!
  342. - Ha. Ha. Not funny.
  343. - Ah, you're not the funniest in town.
  344. - That's low.
  345. - Why would that be funny? Do everyone a favour and stick to your day job.
  346. - You shouldn't joke about that.
  347. child:
  348. success:
  349. - You're funnier than daddy!
  350. - Tell me another one!
  351. - You're the funniest person alive!
  352. - I'm tellin' my momma that one! *Laughs*
  353. - It should eat a leaf!
  354. fail:
  355. - I don't get it.
  356. - You're not funny. Really.
  357. - You need to stop...
  358. - But, who's apple?
  359. - Don't be mean!
  360. child-offspring:
  361. success:
  362. - '*Laughs* Tell that one again!'
  363. - I've got to tell my friend that one!
  364. - How did the creeper explode?!
  365. - '*Laughs* Why is there no longer 3 of them?'
  366. - '*Laughs* ... *Laughs*... *Laughs*'
  367. fail:
  368. - I thought you were funny, though...
  369. - I like knock knock jokes better.
  370. - I don't get it, that was dumb.
  371. - '*Yawn* My friend''s dad is cooler and funnier than you.'
  372. - I'd rather have cake.
  373. partner:
  374. success:
  375. - '*Laughs* I married you for your humor!'
  376. - You should throw an egg at him next time!
  377. - Then the wolf fell in love with the sheep.
  378. - That never gets old!
  379. - Here's one for you... How many chickens does a creeper blow up?
  380. fail:
  381. - Lame...
  382. - Sweetheart, you're not funny.
  383. - Ha...Ha...Ha... Not funny.
  384. - You need to erase that from your mind.
  385. - Okay...
  386.  
  387. story:
  388. adult:
  389. success:
  390. - Really? I can't believe that all happened!
  391. - I wish I was brave enough to take on a creeper.
  392. - That was a really good story! Is it original?
  393. - All of that happened yesterday? No way!
  394. - I was near there yesterday, I can't believe I didn't hear this already.
  395. - That's interesting!
  396. - That's the best story I've heard!
  397. - Wow, that must of been fun!
  398. - What adventures you've had!
  399. - You did all that with a stick?
  400. - Incredible!
  401. - That sound dangerous!
  402. - Can I come with you next time?
  403. fail:
  404. - '*Ahem* That''s my mother you''re talking about.'
  405. - This is why the village talks about you.
  406. - I don't get it...
  407. - You're terrible! Creepers have feelings too!
  408. - How could you kill a poor sheep?!
  409. - That's lame!
  410. - You're boring me!
  411. - Stop making things up.
  412. - Ummm, what?
  413. - Sorry, wasn't listening.
  414. - I know you never did that!
  415. child:
  416. success:
  417. - Wow! You're a beast!
  418. - I want to be just like you when I grow up. Shh, don't tell dad.
  419. - Can you adopt me?! You're awesome!
  420. - I went fishing and almost drowned.
  421. - Does this mean I can take whatever I want? I mean, "borrow?"
  422. fail:
  423. - You're a meanie!
  424. - I'm telling my mom what you said about her...
  425. - I believe you're speaking about my grandpa...
  426. - How could you kill a poor chicken?
  427. child-offspring:
  428. success:
  429. - What!? You really did that?! But... what happened to your friend?
  430. - I want to explore a cave, too! Let's go!
  431. - One day I'll kill more creepers than you!
  432. - Oh, oh, oh! Can we climb a tree, too?!
  433. - Did the lava hurt?
  434. fail:
  435. - I don't want to hear about grandma.
  436. - You always say that. I just want a pet.
  437. - You're just fibbing. I don't belive that.
  438. - You said you didn't eat the cake and cookies...
  439. - Someone said you were a bad person, and I believe them!
  440. partner:
  441. success:
  442. - Let's not tell our children that one...
  443. - You were so rebellious! I love it!
  444. - Did you ever tell your parents about losing their rings?
  445. - It was that moment when I fell in love with you!
  446. - Wow, you're the best hunter ever!
  447. fail:
  448. - Talk to me when you kill something other than a harmless cow.
  449. - Don't do something that reckless!
  450. - You have a family to think about!
  451. - '... If you liked them why didn''t you marry them, instead?'
  452. - Why did you wear the pink fluffy underwear? Whose were they?
  453.  
  454. flirt:
  455. adult:
  456. success:
  457. - You're sooo brave!
  458. - Oh, you! Stop being so cute!
  459. - '*Blushes* Do you mean it?'
  460. - Oh, my...
  461. - That was so adorable! You had me at "hello"!
  462. - '*Blushes*'
  463. - '*Giggles*'
  464. - You really thing so? *Blushes*
  465. - We should go out sometime.
  466. - You're sweet.
  467. fail:
  468. - If you mean that, then prove it.
  469. - Aw.... Wait, you told the baker the same thing!
  470. - Not in a million years.
  471. - Pathetic much?
  472. - A zombie has a better chance than you.
  473. - That was bad.
  474. - Sorry, not interested.
  475. - Stay away from me.
  476. - Ewww.
  477. - Nice try.
  478. partner:
  479. success:
  480. - '*Blushes* Well, how about we do something like that, then!'
  481. - Aw, you said that when we first met.
  482. - Baby, you're so cute!
  483. - You bet I am!
  484. - '*Winks* You still got it!'
  485. fail:
  486. - '*Sighs*'
  487. - This one is getting old... like you.
  488. - We're married, we don't have to do this anymore.
  489. - Talk to the tree, it cares more.
  490. - Yeah, yeah... What was it you were saying?
  491.  
  492. greet:
  493. adult:
  494. - Well, hello there!
  495. - Hey! How are you today?
  496. - Hey, good to see you!
  497. - What's going on with you today?
  498. - How are you today?
  499. - Hi!
  500. - How are you?
  501. - Nice to see you!
  502. - Good day!
  503. - Nice to see you again!
  504. - What's up?
  505. - How are you?
  506. child:
  507. - Hi, who are you?
  508. - Hi, what's your name?
  509. - Eek! You look scary!
  510. child-offspring:
  511. - Hey there!
  512. - Hey, what's going on?
  513. - What are you doing?
  514. - Where are you going?
  515. partner:
  516. - Привет, няш! Где ты был, что видел?
  517. - Ох, привет! Ты выглядишь уставшим.
  518. - Эй! Ты выглядишь голодным.. Поедим вместе?
  519. - Наконец-то ты вернулся.
  520.  
  521. insult:
  522. adult:
  523. - Чт-что?
  524. - Да ты охуел! ГАД ТЫ ЕБАНЫЙ! Я ТЕБЕ КЛЯНУСЬ, Я ЗЫКОВА НЕ БОЮСЬ! ТЫ ПРИДЁШЬ КО МНЕ! Я, БЛЯДЬ, СКАЗАЛ, ПИЗДИ ФАШИСТА! АЛИК ВСТАНЕТ, ВАС УБЬЁТЬ!
  525. - Да ты на себя посмотри сперва, блядь!
  526. - С кем ты, по-твоему, разговариваешь?
  527. - Пошёл нахуй, быдло.
  528. - Низкоайкьюшный биомусор спросить забыли.
  529. - Ты чего буйный такой?
  530. child:
  531. - Ругаться плохо!
  532. - Кто обзывается, тот так и называется!
  533. - Я расскажу всё родителям и они тебя побьют!
  534. - '*плачет*'
  535. child-offspring:
  536. - Я всё маме расскажу!
  537. - Это обидно!
  538. - Ну хватит!
  539. partner:
  540. - Как это понимать?
  541. - Эй, нельзя так говорить близким людям!
  542. - Ты сам хотел жениться на мне!
  543.  
  544. proud-of:
  545. child:
  546. - Рад это слышать!
  547. - '*улыбается*'
  548. child-offspring:
  549. - Спасибо, пап!
  550. - '*улыбается*'
  551. - Ох, я рад это слышать.
  552.  
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