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- reaction:
- on-hit:
- - That hurt!
- - Ouch! Why did you hit me?!
- - That hurts, stop it!
- - That really hurt!
- - Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
- - '*Oof*! That better have been an accident!'
- ran-away:
- - That's right, you'd better run!
- - Come back and fight like a man!
- - if I see you again, I'll beat you up!
- - I knew you were afraid of me!
- - Why are you running? Get back here so I can hit you!
- - I'm going to hit you if I ever see you again!
- marry:
- success:
- - Yes! I'll marry you! I love you!
- - Of course I'll marry you!
- - About time... just kidding! I love you!
- - Is... is this real? I mean, this moment, not the ring. But the ring is real, right?
- - It's a dream come true! I'll love you forever!
- - We're finally married! Now what?
- - I'm happy to be married to you!
- - I can't wait to start our life together!
- fail:
- married-to-giver:
- - It's a pretty ring, but I'm already married to you, silly.
- - We are already married. Did you forget?
- married-to-other:
- - I'm sorry, no... I'm already married.
- - Oh, I thought you knew... I'm already married to someone.
- - What?! I'm already marrie d!
- - I'm already married to someone.
- - I'm happily married, I don't want another partner.
- - I don't want that, I'm already married.
- - I'm married to someone already, I can't take that ring.
- - Oh, thanks but I think I'm okay. I'm already married to someone.
- player-married:
- - Uh... I see that ring on your finger. You're already married!
- - Just what are you trying to do? You're already married!
- - What? Really? I think you're married to someone else, aren't you?
- - I'm appalled! You already have a partner!
- low-reputation:
- - What? No! I don't like you!
- - Oh, pretty ring! Oh wait... it's for me? Um... no.
- - Is that for me? Sorry, I just don't know you enough.
- - I'm flattered, but I don't really know you.
- end:
- - I've had it. You don't treat me well enough. I'm leaving you!
- - I'm leaving. Forever! Don't look for me.
- - I'm sorry, I thought we could work things out, but it's not working for me. Goodbye.
- - This is goodbye. Don't try to follow me.
- set-home:
- expecting:
- - So, where am I going to sleep tonight?
- success:
- - Okay, this will be my new home point.
- - I understand, I'll be sleeping here at night.
- - I really like this place!
- - This is like a dream home!
- - This is cool I guess.
- fail:
- - This doesn't look like a safe home point for me.
- - I can't have my home point here.
- - I'll need a bed if you want me to sleep here!
- divorce:
- normal:
- - I hate you!
- - Fine, get out of here!
- - That's the worst thing you could've done!
- papers:
- - Okay...
- cleric:
- divorce-papers:
- - Here you go, bring these papers to your partner to confirm the divorce.
- - Good luck!
- not-married:
- - You should get a partner first!
- - I don't see any ring on your hand!
- interact-fail:
- fighting-or-raid: '&cYou can''t interact with this villager right now.'
- procreating: '&cThis villager is procreating!'
- expecting-gift-from-you: '&cThis villager is expecting a gift from you!'
- expecting-gift-from-someone: '&cThis villager is expecting a gift from someone!'
- expecting-bed-from-you: '&cThis villager is expecting a bed from you!'
- expecting-bed-from-someone: '&cThis villager is expecting a bed from someone!'
- interacting: '&cThis villager is already interacting with another player.'
- trading: '&cThis villager is trading with another player.'
- other-expecting-gift: '&cAnother villager is expecting a gift from you!'
- other-expecting-bed: '&cAnother villager is expecting a bed from you!'
- in-cooldown: '&cYou can''t interact that fast!'
- not-allowed: '&cYou can''t perform this action with this villager.'
- reload: '&6The plugin has been reloaded!'
- no-permission: '&cYou don''t have permission to execute this command!'
- # %villager-name% - the name of the villager involved.
- whistle-teleported: '&a%villager-name% has been teleported.'
- whistle-error: '&cIt wasn''t possible to teleport %villager-name%.'
- whistle-no-family: '&cYou should get a family first!'
- follow-me:
- start:
- - I'll follow you!
- stop:
- - Ok, goodbye!
- low-reputation:
- - Who are you?
- - I don't even know you!
- stay-here:
- start:
- - I'll stay here!
- stop:
- - Ok, I'll go!
- low-reputation:
- - And you are...?
- - I don't like this place.
- no-trades:
- - I don't have anything to trade.
- - Nope!
- procreate:
- fail:
- has-baby:
- - We already have a baby... you didn't lose it did you?!
- low-reputation:
- - Spend more time with me! I'm not ready for a child.
- - Hmm... not just yet. I think we need to spend more time together first.
- - I think we should take things slowly.
- # %time% - the waiting time to have another baby (@cooldown).
- cooldown: '&cYou must wait %time% to have another baby.'
- # %time% - how long it will take for the baby to grow (@baby-grow).
- baby-grow: '&aThis baby will grow up in %time%!'
- can-not-spawn-baby: '&cThe spawn place is obstructed, there must be at least 2 free
- blocks!'
- # %time% - The maximum time the villager will wait for a gift/bed (@throw-gift & @select-bed).
- throw-gift: '&aYou have %time% seconds to throw the gift to the villager.'
- select-bed: '&aYou have %time% seconds to give the villager a bed.'
- bed-occupied: '&cThis bed is occupied!'
- bed-established: '&aBed established!'
- gift:
- expecting:
- - Wow, a gift for me?
- - What are you going to give me?
- - A gift? but it's not christmas yet! *Laughs*
- expecting-fail:
- - So why did you call me?
- - You said you were going to give me something?
- adult:
- success:
- good:
- - How considerate! Thank you.
- - Thanks!
- - How thoughtful!
- - Oh, I love these!
- - A gift? For me? How nice!
- better:
- - Hey, this is pretty cool!
- - Thanks, friend!
- - You're such a good friend!
- - Oh wow, I actually needed one of these!
- - This is a pretty good gift!
- best:
- - I... I don't know what to say. Thank you so much!
- - How did you... nevermind, this is amazing!
- - Oh wow, I've always wanted one of these!
- - This is fantastic! I'll put it to good use.
- - Thank you so much. I'll remember this forever.
- - '*Poggers*'
- fail:
- - This isn't a good gift...
- - What made you think that I would like this?
- - No thanks.
- - I don't want that, why would I?
- - Why are you giving me that?
- - Is this supposed to be a gift? No thanks.
- - I'm not a trash can.
- child:
- success:
- good:
- - Is it... is it all mine?
- - Is this really for me?
- - This is cool!
- better:
- - Awesome! I'm going to show this to all my friends.
- - You found it! I lost this a few minutes ago.
- - My friend stole one of these from me. Did you beat him up for me?
- best:
- - You give the best presents!
- - Finally! My friend will stop bragging now.
- - Wow! Where did you get this thing?
- - My Dad has one of these. Now I have one too!
- fail:
- - Ew, I don't like this!
- - Yuck! I don't want this.
- - Why did you bring me this? It's dumb!
- - I don't even know what this is!
- child-offspring:
- success:
- good:
- - Oh, cool! Thank you!
- - Is it my birthday? This is awesome!
- - This is much better than the last gift I got!
- - Woo hoo! It's mine, all mine!
- - Can I... can I eat it?
- better:
- - For me? For free?!
- - Ooh! Shiny!
- - I really like this one, can I have another?
- - All of my friends will be jealous now!
- - This is so cool! I've wanted one of these forever!
- best:
- - This must have cost a fortune!
- - I knew you would get me one of these. I just knew it!
- - Yay! I have the best parents in the world!
- - This is so amazing! I can't believe this is all mine!
- - Thank you so much! You're the best ever!
- fail:
- - This... is a really bad gift.
- - Ew, I've gotten so much better before!
- - Didn't you give me this like, last year?
- - I could get this easily, no thanks.
- partner:
- success:
- good:
- - You're so sweet.
- - Aw! You're too good to me.
- - This is unexpected, thank you, dear!
- - Aw, how sweet of you.
- - Thanks, hun!
- better:
- - Oh wow, this is actually really nice!
- - I love it! Thank you!
- - This is amazing, dear!
- - You got this for me? How sweet!
- - Oh, thank you!
- best:
- - Oh, I love you!
- - You are *way* too good to me!
- - This must have been extremely expensive! Thank you!
- - I... can't believe you'd get me something so thoughtful!
- fail:
- - Oh honey... this is just terrible.
- - Um, is this supposed to be a gift for me?
- - Throw away your own junk! Oh, this was a gift? sorry.
- - I thought you knew me better than that. I hate these.
- chat:
- adult:
- success:
- - Good talk!
- - Sounds cool!
- - Nice.
- - That happens to the best of us.
- - Man, cookies and milk does sound delicious right now.
- - Yes, I suppose the weather is nice today.
- - I'm doing just fine! Hit my toe when I woke up, though.
- - An apple a day keeps the zombies away!
- - My dream is to build my own village, but I'm so lazy.
- - My friend told me that they found a chest full of diamonds yesterday!
- fail:
- - What...
- - Ummm, what?
- - That's great... I guess.
- - Well, I'll see you around.
- - Did you seriously just say that?
- - I don't believe it exploded on its own.
- - You know, you're not that cool.
- - Show off.
- - You should be thrown in a dungeon!
- child:
- success:
- - I heard stories about you! Are you a hero?
- - Hi. I was going to go try and climb to the roof.
- - Do you wanna go burn stuff with me?
- - I'm going to be a hunter like you and kill many things!
- - Hi! What are you doing today? I'm going swimmin'!
- fail:
- - If you don't give me cookies I'll hold my breath.
- - My parents said not to talk to you, that you're bad.
- - '*Laughs* You look smelly!'
- - Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna egg your house!
- - Lalala, I'm not listening! Lalala.
- child-offspring:
- success:
- - Can we go camping? Please?!
- - Hi, can you make me a cake?
- - Can I have my own room away from our house? That would be cool!
- - Let's move into a cave! That sounds so fun!
- fail:
- - I don't think I'd like that very much.
- - I want a new daddy.
- - I don't want a baby sister.
- partner:
- success:
- - I cleaned the entire house. How was your day?
- - Honey, let's go camping sometime. Doesn't that sound like fun?
- - So today I saw a spider. It was huge so I ran away.
- - We should build a new house together!
- - I almost walked into a lava pit the other day. That wouldn't have been good!
- fail:
- - I know we're not the poorest family, but...
- - I love being around you but I need some space.
- - Sometimes I wish I had my own "cave" to escape from you and everyone.
- - Go away, I'm not in the mood.
- - Where have you been? Are you seeing someone behind my back?
- joke:
- adult:
- success:
- - That's funny!
- - LOL
- - '*Laughs*'
- - Your the best at telling jokes!
- - That's the best joke I've ever heard!
- - That was so... *Laughs*
- - Good one!
- - '*Laughs* That''s hilarious!'
- - That's funny! Did you hear the one about the cows?
- - Unfortunate for the sheep to lose its wool, but funny!
- - That's the best I have ever heard!
- fail:
- - You're not funny!
- - That's disgusting!
- - I don't get it.
- - That's not something to joke about!
- - Is that the best you can come up with?
- - That didn't even make sense.
- - Was that meant to be a joke?
- - Don't speak about my pig like that!
- - Ha. Ha. Not funny.
- - Ah, you're not the funniest in town.
- - That's low.
- - Why would that be funny? Do everyone a favour and stick to your day job.
- - You shouldn't joke about that.
- child:
- success:
- - You're funnier than daddy!
- - Tell me another one!
- - You're the funniest person alive!
- - I'm tellin' my momma that one! *Laughs*
- - It should eat a leaf!
- fail:
- - I don't get it.
- - You're not funny. Really.
- - You need to stop...
- - But, who's apple?
- - Don't be mean!
- child-offspring:
- success:
- - '*Laughs* Tell that one again!'
- - I've got to tell my friend that one!
- - How did the creeper explode?!
- - '*Laughs* Why is there no longer 3 of them?'
- - '*Laughs* ... *Laughs*... *Laughs*'
- fail:
- - I thought you were funny, though...
- - I like knock knock jokes better.
- - I don't get it, that was dumb.
- - '*Yawn* My friend''s dad is cooler and funnier than you.'
- - I'd rather have cake.
- partner:
- success:
- - '*Laughs* I married you for your humor!'
- - You should throw an egg at him next time!
- - Then the wolf fell in love with the sheep.
- - That never gets old!
- - Here's one for you... How many chickens does a creeper blow up?
- fail:
- - Lame...
- - Sweetheart, you're not funny.
- - Ha...Ha...Ha... Not funny.
- - You need to erase that from your mind.
- - Okay...
- story:
- adult:
- success:
- - Really? I can't believe that all happened!
- - I wish I was brave enough to take on a creeper.
- - That was a really good story! Is it original?
- - All of that happened yesterday? No way!
- - I was near there yesterday, I can't believe I didn't hear this already.
- - That's interesting!
- - That's the best story I've heard!
- - Wow, that must of been fun!
- - What adventures you've had!
- - You did all that with a stick?
- - Incredible!
- - That sound dangerous!
- - Can I come with you next time?
- fail:
- - '*Ahem* That''s my mother you''re talking about.'
- - This is why the village talks about you.
- - I don't get it...
- - You're terrible! Creepers have feelings too!
- - How could you kill a poor sheep?!
- - That's lame!
- - You're boring me!
- - Stop making things up.
- - Ummm, what?
- - Sorry, wasn't listening.
- - I know you never did that!
- child:
- success:
- - Wow! You're a beast!
- - I want to be just like you when I grow up. Shh, don't tell dad.
- - Can you adopt me?! You're awesome!
- - I went fishing and almost drowned.
- - Does this mean I can take whatever I want? I mean, "borrow?"
- fail:
- - You're a meanie!
- - I'm telling my mom what you said about her...
- - I believe you're speaking about my grandpa...
- - How could you kill a poor chicken?
- child-offspring:
- success:
- - What!? You really did that?! But... what happened to your friend?
- - I want to explore a cave, too! Let's go!
- - One day I'll kill more creepers than you!
- - Oh, oh, oh! Can we climb a tree, too?!
- - Did the lava hurt?
- fail:
- - I don't want to hear about grandma.
- - You always say that. I just want a pet.
- - You're just fibbing. I don't belive that.
- - You said you didn't eat the cake and cookies...
- - Someone said you were a bad person, and I believe them!
- partner:
- success:
- - Let's not tell our children that one...
- - You were so rebellious! I love it!
- - Did you ever tell your parents about losing their rings?
- - It was that moment when I fell in love with you!
- - Wow, you're the best hunter ever!
- fail:
- - Talk to me when you kill something other than a harmless cow.
- - Don't do something that reckless!
- - You have a family to think about!
- - '... If you liked them why didn''t you marry them, instead?'
- - Why did you wear the pink fluffy underwear? Whose were they?
- flirt:
- adult:
- success:
- - You're sooo brave!
- - Oh, you! Stop being so cute!
- - '*Blushes* Do you mean it?'
- - Oh, my...
- - That was so adorable! You had me at "hello"!
- - '*Blushes*'
- - '*Giggles*'
- - You really thing so? *Blushes*
- - We should go out sometime.
- - You're sweet.
- fail:
- - If you mean that, then prove it.
- - Aw.... Wait, you told the baker the same thing!
- - Not in a million years.
- - Pathetic much?
- - A zombie has a better chance than you.
- - That was bad.
- - Sorry, not interested.
- - Stay away from me.
- - Ewww.
- - Nice try.
- partner:
- success:
- - '*Blushes* Well, how about we do something like that, then!'
- - Aw, you said that when we first met.
- - Baby, you're so cute!
- - You bet I am!
- - '*Winks* You still got it!'
- fail:
- - '*Sighs*'
- - This one is getting old... like you.
- - We're married, we don't have to do this anymore.
- - Talk to the tree, it cares more.
- - Yeah, yeah... What was it you were saying?
- greet:
- adult:
- - Well, hello there!
- - Hey! How are you today?
- - Hey, good to see you!
- - What's going on with you today?
- - How are you today?
- - Hi!
- - How are you?
- - Nice to see you!
- - Good day!
- - Nice to see you again!
- - What's up?
- - How are you?
- child:
- - Hi, who are you?
- - Hi, what's your name?
- - Eek! You look scary!
- child-offspring:
- - Hey there!
- - Hey, what's going on?
- - What are you doing?
- - Where are you going?
- partner:
- - Привет, няш! Где ты был, что видел?
- - Ох, привет! Ты выглядишь уставшим.
- - Эй! Ты выглядишь голодным.. Поедим вместе?
- - Наконец-то ты вернулся.
- insult:
- adult:
- - Чт-что?
- - Да ты охуел! ГАД ТЫ ЕБАНЫЙ! Я ТЕБЕ КЛЯНУСЬ, Я ЗЫКОВА НЕ БОЮСЬ! ТЫ ПРИДЁШЬ КО МНЕ! Я, БЛЯДЬ, СКАЗАЛ, ПИЗДИ ФАШИСТА! АЛИК ВСТАНЕТ, ВАС УБЬЁТЬ!
- - Да ты на себя посмотри сперва, блядь!
- - С кем ты, по-твоему, разговариваешь?
- - Пошёл нахуй, быдло.
- - Низкоайкьюшный биомусор спросить забыли.
- - Ты чего буйный такой?
- child:
- - Ругаться плохо!
- - Кто обзывается, тот так и называется!
- - Я расскажу всё родителям и они тебя побьют!
- - '*плачет*'
- child-offspring:
- - Я всё маме расскажу!
- - Это обидно!
- - Ну хватит!
- partner:
- - Как это понимать?
- - Эй, нельзя так говорить близким людям!
- - Ты сам хотел жениться на мне!
- proud-of:
- child:
- - Рад это слышать!
- - '*улыбается*'
- child-offspring:
- - Спасибо, пап!
- - '*улыбается*'
- - Ох, я рад это слышать.
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