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> Tursun: Interrupt Cucali and Paloma at a... bad time.

May 25th, 2012
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  1. CAA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board BAD TIMING.
  2. Memo is now Secret by CAA
  3. CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  4. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] is rebandaging Paloma's wounds. God, why is having a mossblood over so much trouble?? >;/ --
  5. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] lets her do it, passively holding her shirt in her lap. She looks away as Cucali bandages her, a light blush on her cheeks. --
  6. CNM: Blushin', blushin', blushin' again! G☼d, it's n☼t like I'm t☼uchin' y☼u tenderly ☼r any ☼f that shit!
  7. CAA: <\ I, I'm sorry... />
  8. CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  9. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] walks in, carrying a cardboard box --
  10. CPT: hey buttlass i brought your things
  11. CPT: wha
  12. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] sees Cucali examining a shirtless Paloma and drops the box, scattering bondage gear across the floor --
  13. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] looks up when she sees -- oh god what is Tursun doing her-- WHAT THE HECK IS HE CARRYING --
  14. CPT: did
  15. CPT: did i come at a bad time
  16. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] pulls away from Cucali and yanks her shirt on. --
  17. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] might just get it a little bloody, since the bandages were off! --
  18. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] pokerface.jpg --
  19. CAA: <\ I - />
  20. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] sees him and throws the bandages in the air! --
  21. CNM: What the fuck are y☼u d☼in' here!!!
  22. CNM: H☼w the hell did y☼u get in?!
  23. CAA: <\ I, what are you, why would you - />
  24. CPT: solena opened the
  25. CPT: should i go
  26. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] makes a strangled noise in the back of her throat and runs out the door, shoving past Tursun. --
  27. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] is shoved, too stunned to resist --
  28. CNM: Hey!!!! Get y☼ur ass back here! Uuuuugh!
  29. CNM: What the fuck are y☼u d☼in' here, newbie!
  30. CNM: We were busy!
  31. CPT: sorry
  32. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] :#| --
  33. CPT: i was just visiting paloma
  34. CPT: didnt know you were occupied
  35. CNM: Well, y☼u aren't all☼wed t☼ visit her anym☼re!! Get y☼ur s☼rry ass ☼utta here!
  36. CNM: G☼ddammit!
  37. CPT: hey
  38. CPT: shes my quadrant not yours
  39. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] puts the bondage back in the box --
  40. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] stops her raging and flushes. --
  41. CPT: i mean
  42. CNM: I'm n☼t in any ☼f her quadrants!!
  43. CPT: oh
  44. CNM: ... the fuck is that shit?
  45. CNM: What the hell did y☼u bring int☼ my hive??
  46. CNM: ☼h my fuckin' g☼d.
  47. CPT: just bringing her some of her things
  48. CNM: Were y☼u plannin' t☼ make ☼ut in my hive??
  49. CNM: With that shit?
  50. CPT: probably not
  51. CPT: just storage really
  52. CPT: it wasnt even supposed to leave the box
  53. CNM: Y☼u're disgustin', Kair☼s.
  54. CPT: well
  55. CPT: blackrom
  56. CPT: what can i say
  57. CNM: Y☼u can say s☼rry f☼r bustin' in like that, an' y☼u can esc☼rt y☼ur ugly mug ☼utta here!!!
  58. CPT: all right
  59. CPT: wheres paloma crashing i gotta leave her her stuff
  60. CNM: I'm n☼t lettin' y☼u leave that shit here!!
  61. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] :T --
  62. CPT: well shit
  63. CNM: Take y☼ur dumbass b☼ndage crap and get ☼ut!
  64. CPT: guess i gotta keep it at seiskas
  65. CPT: technically its her dumbass bondage crap
  66. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] >;#/ --
  67. CNM: ... t☼☼ much inf☼rmati☼n there, newbie.
  68. CPT: sorry
  69. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] captchalogs the box --
  70. CPT: i should at least talk to her before i go
  71. CPT: where did she go
  72. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] hisses. --
  73. CNM: It's n☼ne ☼f y☼ur business!
  74. CPT: well
  75. CPT: shes my kismesis
  76. CPT: so it is my business
  77. CNM: Well, this is my hive.
  78. CNM: S☼ I get t☼ determine what's y☼ur business and what's n☼t!
  79. CPT: this is my quadrant
  80. CPT: shes my business by default
  81. CNM: T☼☼ bad, because I d☼n't give a shit.
  82. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] starts searching for his kismesis --
  83. CPT: well i dont give a shit whether you give a shit
  84. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] follows him, scowling. --
  85. CNM: I d☼n't want y☼u tw☼ t☼ start makin' ☼ut right in fr☼nt ☼f me!!
  86. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] seeks the buttlass --
  87. CPT: dont worry
  88. CNM: Y☼ur hateflirtin' makes me sick t☼ my st☼mach, y☼u kn☼w that??
  89. CPT: we'll keep chaste under your roof
  90. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] heads outside --
  91. CNM: St☼p l☼☼kin' f☼r her!!
  92. CNM: Y☼u already embarrased the shit ☼utta her!
  93. CPT: yeah
  94. CPT: im her kismesis its my job to make her uncomfortable
  95. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] has curled up against the back of the outside of the cave. She's not brave enough to just plain run away, not with the Watcher around. --
  96. CNM: Well, I want y☼u t☼ st☼p it, because I'm supp☼sed t☼ be keepin' a g☼ddamn eye ☼n her!!
  97. CNM: H☼w the hell am I supp☼sed t☼ d☼ that when y☼u keep makin' her run away?
  98. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] sees her --
  99. CPT: hey buttlass
  100. CPT: your second lusus is throwing a fit
  101. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] stands, glaring at Tursun. --
  102. CPT: get that ass back inside
  103. CAA: <\ She is NOT my lusus! />
  104. CNM: I am n☼t her lusus!!!!
  105. CPT: anyways
  106. CAA: <\ And you had NO BUSINESS bringing that - THAT here! />
  107. CPT: i told you i would
  108. CPT: didnt you pay attention
  109. CAA: <\ I didn't think you really would! Not even you're supposed to be that stupid! />
  110. CAA: <\ Don't you understand when something crosses the line?! />
  111. CAA: <\ Do you even COMPREHEND the line, Tursun?! />
  112. CNM: Y☼u heard her! Just get l☼st n☼w!!
  113. CPT: well ill be hanging onto it
  114. CPT: for the next time you need it
  115. CAA: <\ Shut up shut up shut up! />
  116. CPT: there you go again
  117. CPT: is that your mantra
  118. CAA: <\ This is not the time or the place! />
  119. CNM: What the actual fuck!!
  120. CPT: right right
  121. CNM: I d☼n't need t☼ hear ab☼ut y☼ur hatelife here!
  122. CAA: <\ I, I'm sorry, Cucali. />
  123. CPT: then give us some privacy
  124. -- CURRENT nitroMerc's [CNM'S] expression is basically wtf right now. --
  125. CNM: Y☼u didn't give /me/ privacy!! Why sh☼uld I give y☼u it?
  126. CPT: fine
  127. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] heads over to Paloma --
  128. CPT: well i should be heading back
  129. CPT: punch before i go?
  130. CAA: <\ Fine. />
  131. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] growls and punches Tursun in the shoulder. --
  132. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] flicks her forehead --
  133. CPT: good cluckbeast
  134. CAA: <\ Oh shut up. />
  135. CPT: well i'll keep in touch
  136. CPT: you know where to find me if you need anything
  137. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] wonk --
  138. CAA: <\ Good. But don't pull anything like this again. />
  139. CPT: dont worry i keep my material fresh
  140. CNM: St☼p yakkin'!!!
  141. CNM: Get a m☼ve ☼n already!
  142. CPT: not everyones content to reuse the same phrase forever
  143. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] folds her arms. --
  144. CPT: alright comrade
  145. CAA: <\ ... yeah, you'd better get going. />
  146. CAA: <\ Go away already. />
  147. CPT: later cucali
  148. CPT: later buttlass
  149. CNM: An' d☼n't c☼me back again!!!
  150. CPT: let her visit sometime, alright?
  151. CPT: i got my own training for her
  152. CNM: Riiiiiiiiight. Sure y☼u d☼!
  153. CPT: she needs to learn to handle speed
  154. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] flash steps behind her --
  155. CNM: I've been teachin' her that juuust fine!
  156. CPT: thats my specialty
  157. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] glares at him. --
  158. CNM: I said t☼ get. L☼st.
  159. CNM: Why the hell are y☼u still here?!
  160. CPT: sorry comrade but im the better fistkind
  161. CPT: and the quicker fighter
  162. CPT: she's going to need both of us if she ever wants to stop failing
  163. CNM: Well, she can visit y☼u laaaaaater!
  164. CNM: But n☼t n☼w!!
  165. CPT: alright
  166. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] waves and starts walking --
  167. CPT: stop by sometime buttlass
  168. CAA: <\ Yeah, see you later. />
  169. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] flips her off as he goes --
  170. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] grumbles, keeping her arms folded. Her cheeks are still rather green, and when Tursun's gone, she says to Cucali: --
  171. CAA: <\ Really, I, I'm sorry about him. />
  172. CAA: <\ I, I can't believe he did that... />
  173. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] rolls her eye. --
  174. CNM: I d☼n't care, l☼ng as he d☼esn't sh☼w his face ar☼und here again.
  175. CNM: The fuck is with that shit anyway?
  176. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] colours brightly, looking away. --
  177. CAA: <\ ... it's just some delusion of his. He likes to make fun of me with it. />
  178. CNM: ☼☼☼☼h, s☼ y☼u're tellin' me y☼u d☼n't enj☼y that kinda stuff?
  179. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] stammers. --
  180. CAA: <\ That, that's not, why would you even ask that?! />
  181. CNM: Weeeeell, because he tried t☼ leave that shit here an' because he's y☼ur kismesis!
  182. CNM: I can put the puzzle pieces t☼gether, y'kn☼w!!
  183. CAA: <\ Well that's, I, I really don't think that's something we really need to talk about... />
  184. CNM: Y☼u kn☼w, I think I get why y☼u kept c☼min' back n☼w after I kept ch☼kin' y☼u and dr☼wnin' y☼u.
  185. CAA: <\ Wh- but - />
  186. CAA: <\ NO! That's not it at all! />
  187. CNM: Reeeeeeeally?
  188. CAA: <\ It, it really isn't! />
  189. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] smirks. --
  190. CNM: If y☼u say s☼☼☼☼☼☼!
  191. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] blushes deeply, shaking her head. --
  192. CAA: <\ You, you have to believe me! Don't let some stupid kismetic feud fool you! />
  193. CNM: ☼h, I believe y☼u!
  194. CNM: I t☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼tally believe y☼u!
  195. CAA: <\ I can hear your sarcasm, you, you know that right?! />
  196. CNM: Duuuh! That's the p☼int ☼f sarcasm!
  197. CNM: Y☼u kn☼w, it's ☼kaaaay t☼ admit it! I'll pr☼bably think a hell l☼t less ☼f y☼u, but if y☼u admit that y☼u have a pr☼blem...!
  198. CAA: <\ I don't have any sort of problem, okay?! It's him who has the problem! />
  199. CNM: Buuut y☼u "practice" with him, d☼n'tcha?
  200. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] blushes. --
  201. CAA: <\ That, that's actual practice you know! />
  202. CNM: Ha!!
  203. CNM: Riiiiiiiight.
  204. CNM: Actual practice!
  205. CNM: At what, suckin' each ☼thers' faces ☼ff??
  206. CAA: <\ At fighting! Not that it's any of your business what we do in private! />
  207. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] makes a face. --
  208. CNM: Like I w☼uld want t☼ kn☼w!!
  209. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] glares at the ground. --
  210. CAA: <\ Any, anyway, all you have to know is that I'm not into that sort of stuff. />
  211. CNM: N☼, n☼, really! I d☼ believe y☼u!
  212. CAA: <\ Look, I'm the one using that stuff on him, okay?! Not the other way around! />
  213. CAA: <\ So just stop thinking what you're thinking! />
  214. CNM: ...................
  215. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] bursts out laughing. --
  216. CAA: <\ WHAT?! />
  217. CNM: N☼, seri☼usly!!
  218. CNM: St☼p j☼kin' here!
  219. CNM: That's the m☼st hilari☼us thing I've heard!
  220. CAA: <\ It isn't a darn joke! />
  221. CNM: Y☼u?? Subjuggatin' s☼me☼ne? As if!
  222. CAA: <\ My kismetic feelings are none of your business! />
  223. CNM: It is, when y☼ur kismesis barges int☼ my hive!!
  224. CAA: <\ I said I was sorry about him doing that! />
  225. CNM: It's ☼kay, sweetie! Y☼u d☼n't have t☼ pretend t☼ be t☼ugh!!!
  226. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] just keeps on blushing. --
  227. CAA: <\ I, I'm not pretending! />
  228. CNM: Y☼u are!!
  229. CAA: <\ I am not! />
  230. CNM: Deny it all y☼u want!! I kn☼w y☼u're t☼☼ wimpy t☼ d☼ s☼methin' like that!
  231. CAA: <\ Argh, it's none of your business anyway! />
  232. CNM: Maybe I'd like it t☼ be!! Just t☼ have s☼methin' t☼ embarass y☼u with, ☼f c☼urse!
  233. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] blushes deeply. --
  234. CAA: <\ Are, aren't you embarrassing me enough already?! />
  235. CNM: Hey! I g☼tta keep my h☼ld ☼ver y☼u pesky l☼wbl☼☼ds!!
  236. CAA: <\ Well that's too bad, because I'm telling the truth! Those, those things aren't for me, they're for him! />
  237. CNM: But d☼n't y☼u b☼☼☼☼☼th use them?
  238. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] blushes. --
  239. CAA: <\ Actually, we, we've never actually... />
  240. CNM: N☼pe! St☼p right there! I d☼n't wanna kn☼w!
  241. CAA: <\ It, it's none of your business anyway! />
  242. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] smirks. --
  243. CNM: Fiiiiine! D☼n't get s☼ t☼uchy with me!
  244. CNM: I was just askin'!
  245. CAA: <\ And, but then you... hmph! />
  246. CNM: Heeeey, what's with that attitude?
  247. CNM: I g☼t ☼ff y☼ur back, didn't I??
  248. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] shrugs, shaking her head. --
  249. CAA: <\ Sorry, sorry. I guess I'm just shocked that happened. />
  250. CNM: Yup! But n☼w he's g☼ne, an' we can g☼ ☼n like usual!
  251. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] smiles a little. --
  252. CAA: <\ All, all right. />
  253. CNM: Get y☼ur ass back in here--I pr☼bably g☼tta retie th☼se bandages up!
  254. CAA: <\ Okay! />
  255. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] smiles to Cucali and heads back inside. --
  256. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] follows her, whistling. --
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