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  1. “Wakanda Forever”
  2. “The people who shoot at you usually end up shooting at me”
  3. “On your left”
  4. “He’s a friend from work”
  5. “They used the strongest metal in the world to build a frisbee”
  6. “Asgard is not a place, never was, it’s a people”
  7. “Hey everyone”
  8. “There was an idea...”
  9. “I knew it”
  10. “Fine, I’ll do it myself”
  11. “I’m gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy”
  12. “Are you Tony Stank”
  13. “Nothing goes ever my head, my reflexes are too fast, I would catch it”
  14. “I can’t be a friendly neighborhood spider If there’s no neighborhood”
  15. “I can do this all day”
  16. “Avengers assemble”
  17. “Baskin Robins always finds out”
  18. “What’s up tic tac”
  19. “That’s my secret Cap, I’m always angry”
  20. “Language”
  21. “Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye”
  22. “Woah, you have a metal arm, that’s so cool!”
  23. “I don’t know if you have been in a fight before, but there is usually not this much talking”
  24. “I am iron man”
  25. “When you’re ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are”
  26. “Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same”
  27. “Evacuate the city, engage all defenses, and get this man a shield”
  28. “Wazzzzaaaahhhhh”
  29. “Whatever it takes”
  30. “Not a perfect soldier, but a good man”
  31. “Jarvis, sometimes you gotta run before you can walk”
  32. “Earth is closed today”
  33. “It means get lost squidward”
  34. “We have a hulk”
  35. “I assure you, brother, the sun will rise on us again”
  36. “If we can’t protect the earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it”
  37. “That up there, that’s the endgame”
  38. “Who the hell is Bucky”
  39. “Why is Gamora”
  40. “I can’t control their fear, only my own”
  41. “Puny god”
  42. “Damnit, wrong eye”
  43. “How much for the arm?”
  44. “You all wanna suck the joy out of everything”
  45. “We are groot”
  46. “I like your plan, except it sucks, so why don’t you let me do that plan, because that way it could be really good”
  47. “What more could I lose?”
  48. “If you step out that door, you’re an Avenger”
  49. “I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it”
  50. “That’s all it is, Miles, a leap of faith”
  51. “We’re still friends, right?
  52. “Hail hydra”
  53. “The city is flying, we are fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow, none of this makes sense”
  54. “Underoos!”
  55. “You still think you’re the only monster on the team”
  56. “Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car”
  57. “Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain”
  58. “I’m just a kid from Brooklyn”
  59. “I want the throne”
  60. “I do what he does, just slower”
  61. “You said it yourself, bitch, we’re the Guardians if the Galaxy”
  62. “You get hurt, hurt ‘em back, you get killed, walk it off”
  63. “Pick on someone your own size”
  64. “I’m Mary Poppins y’all”
  65. “He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy”
  66. “We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers”
  67. “I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror, but in all seriousness saying to yourself, You know what would be a really kickass name? Taserface!”
  68. “Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There is a little gray area in there, and that’s where you operate”
  69. “Dude, your embarrassing me in front of the wizards”
  70. “I get emails from a raccoon, nothing sounds crazy”
  71. “So Back to the Future is just a bunch of bs”
  72. “That is America’s ass”
  73. “You ever try Shwarma?”
  74. “I notice you’ve copied my beard”
  75. “Just because something works doesn’t mean that it can’t be improved”
  76. “In times of crisis, the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers”
  77. “You look like melted ice cream”
  78. “I didn’t ask to get made”
  79. “A bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle”
  80. “Sorry, I can only afford to lose one friend today”
  81. “I love you 3,000”
  82. “Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good”
  83. “The price of freedom is high, it always has been. And it's a price I'm willing to pay. And if I'm the only one, then so be it."
  84. "I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking for permission."
  85. “We owe it to everyone who is not in this room to try”
  86. “You’re one sandwich away from being fat”
  87. “You still think that you’re the only monster on the team”
  88. “There Are Two Types Of Beings In The Universe: Those Who Dance, And Those Who Do Not.”
  89. “And in the end, see my wife and daughter again”
  90. “Swear that if Thanos comes for me, you’ll kill me”
  91. “Everything I hate about myself comes from you”
  92. “I have spent most of my life surrounded by my enemies, I will be grateful to die among my friends”
  93. “My father is many things, a liar, he is not”
  94. “We become sisters”
  95. “You’re Head Of Security And Your Password Is ‘Password’?”
  96. “If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it”
  97. “Oh, we’re using our made-Up names, I’m Spider-Man, then.”
  98. “We won, Mr. Stark”
  99. “Oh, I’m sorry, I don’t know how this machine works”
  100. “Sometimes the thing you have been searching for your whole life is right there by your side all along”
  101. “I’m gonna make some weird shit”
  102. “I had a pretty cool dad”
  103. “Perfectly balanced, as all things should be”
  104. “You should have gone for the head”
  105. “You can rest now”
  106. “I’m gonna need to to take a rain check on that dance”
  107. “I don’t care, he killed my mom”
  108. “He’s my friend” “So was I”
  109. “It was either him, or a tree”
  110. “It’s not ripe”
  111. “Out of all our siblings, I hated you the least”
  112. “Is this Wakanda?” “No, it’s Kansas”
  113. “Great, another broken white boy for us to fix”
  114. “Another day, another Doug”
  115. “It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer”
  116. “Piss off, ghost”
  117. “Thor, he’s back, that kid on the tv just called me a dickhead again”
  118. “You and I remember Budapest very differently”
  119. “I’ve done the whole mind control thing, not a fan”
  120. “Anyone seen a southern gentleman carrying a building?”
  121. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass”
  122. “I don’t judge people by their worst mistakes”
  123. “Part of the journey is the end”
  124. “No amount of money ever bought a second of time
  125. “Some people should move on, but not us”
  126. “Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. A measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at who they are”
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