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- “Wakanda Forever”
- “The people who shoot at you usually end up shooting at me”
- “On your left”
- “He’s a friend from work”
- “They used the strongest metal in the world to build a frisbee”
- “Asgard is not a place, never was, it’s a people”
- “Hey everyone”
- “There was an idea...”
- “I knew it”
- “Fine, I’ll do it myself”
- “I’m gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy”
- “Are you Tony Stank”
- “Nothing goes ever my head, my reflexes are too fast, I would catch it”
- “I can’t be a friendly neighborhood spider If there’s no neighborhood”
- “I can do this all day”
- “Avengers assemble”
- “Baskin Robins always finds out”
- “What’s up tic tac”
- “That’s my secret Cap, I’m always angry”
- “Language”
- “Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye”
- “Woah, you have a metal arm, that’s so cool!”
- “I don’t know if you have been in a fight before, but there is usually not this much talking”
- “I am iron man”
- “When you’re ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are”
- “Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same”
- “Evacuate the city, engage all defenses, and get this man a shield”
- “Wazzzzaaaahhhhh”
- “Whatever it takes”
- “Not a perfect soldier, but a good man”
- “Jarvis, sometimes you gotta run before you can walk”
- “Earth is closed today”
- “It means get lost squidward”
- “We have a hulk”
- “I assure you, brother, the sun will rise on us again”
- “If we can’t protect the earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it”
- “That up there, that’s the endgame”
- “Who the hell is Bucky”
- “Why is Gamora”
- “I can’t control their fear, only my own”
- “Puny god”
- “Damnit, wrong eye”
- “How much for the arm?”
- “You all wanna suck the joy out of everything”
- “We are groot”
- “I like your plan, except it sucks, so why don’t you let me do that plan, because that way it could be really good”
- “What more could I lose?”
- “If you step out that door, you’re an Avenger”
- “I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it”
- “That’s all it is, Miles, a leap of faith”
- “We’re still friends, right?
- “Hail hydra”
- “The city is flying, we are fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow, none of this makes sense”
- “Underoos!”
- “You still think you’re the only monster on the team”
- “Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car”
- “Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain”
- “I’m just a kid from Brooklyn”
- “I want the throne”
- “I do what he does, just slower”
- “You said it yourself, bitch, we’re the Guardians if the Galaxy”
- “You get hurt, hurt ‘em back, you get killed, walk it off”
- “Pick on someone your own size”
- “I’m Mary Poppins y’all”
- “He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy”
- “We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers”
- “I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror, but in all seriousness saying to yourself, You know what would be a really kickass name? Taserface!”
- “Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There is a little gray area in there, and that’s where you operate”
- “Dude, your embarrassing me in front of the wizards”
- “I get emails from a raccoon, nothing sounds crazy”
- “So Back to the Future is just a bunch of bs”
- “That is America’s ass”
- “You ever try Shwarma?”
- “I notice you’ve copied my beard”
- “Just because something works doesn’t mean that it can’t be improved”
- “In times of crisis, the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers”
- “You look like melted ice cream”
- “I didn’t ask to get made”
- “A bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle”
- “Sorry, I can only afford to lose one friend today”
- “I love you 3,000”
- “Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good”
- “The price of freedom is high, it always has been. And it's a price I'm willing to pay. And if I'm the only one, then so be it."
- "I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking for permission."
- “We owe it to everyone who is not in this room to try”
- “You’re one sandwich away from being fat”
- “You still think that you’re the only monster on the team”
- “There Are Two Types Of Beings In The Universe: Those Who Dance, And Those Who Do Not.”
- “And in the end, see my wife and daughter again”
- “Swear that if Thanos comes for me, you’ll kill me”
- “Everything I hate about myself comes from you”
- “I have spent most of my life surrounded by my enemies, I will be grateful to die among my friends”
- “My father is many things, a liar, he is not”
- “We become sisters”
- “You’re Head Of Security And Your Password Is ‘Password’?”
- “If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it”
- “Oh, we’re using our made-Up names, I’m Spider-Man, then.”
- “We won, Mr. Stark”
- “Oh, I’m sorry, I don’t know how this machine works”
- “Sometimes the thing you have been searching for your whole life is right there by your side all along”
- “I’m gonna make some weird shit”
- “I had a pretty cool dad”
- “Perfectly balanced, as all things should be”
- “You should have gone for the head”
- “You can rest now”
- “I’m gonna need to to take a rain check on that dance”
- “I don’t care, he killed my mom”
- “He’s my friend” “So was I”
- “It was either him, or a tree”
- “It’s not ripe”
- “Out of all our siblings, I hated you the least”
- “Is this Wakanda?” “No, it’s Kansas”
- “Great, another broken white boy for us to fix”
- “Another day, another Doug”
- “It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer”
- “Piss off, ghost”
- “Thor, he’s back, that kid on the tv just called me a dickhead again”
- “You and I remember Budapest very differently”
- “I’ve done the whole mind control thing, not a fan”
- “Anyone seen a southern gentleman carrying a building?”
- “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass”
- “I don’t judge people by their worst mistakes”
- “Part of the journey is the end”
- “No amount of money ever bought a second of time
- “Some people should move on, but not us”
- “Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. A measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at who they are”
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