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- Chili walked over to one and looked inside of it. There was a gummy bear. He read the inscription on the plaque.
- F390 - THE LIVER-EAR GUMMY BEAR
- GROWS AN EAR IN YOUR LIVER YOU CAN HEAR FROM
- DOES NOT FILL YOUR STOMACH WITH TUMORS
- DOES NOT NOT NOT FILL YOUR STOMACH WITH TUMORS
- "What the fuck is this?" asked Chili.
- "Good question," said Mr. Bucket. "This is the Failure Room! This is where I keep all my failures."
- ...
- One pedestal had a straw inside of it.
- F1920 - THE ELECTRIC STRAW
- A STRAW THAT DRINKS FOR YOU
- DOES NOT COVER YOUR TONGUE WITH TUMORS
- DOES NOT EVENTUALLY REPLACE YOUR TONGUE WITH A LARGE TONGUE-LIKE TUMOR APPENDAGE
- One pedestal had a small pile of popcorn.
- F49 - ANTI-POPCORN
- POPCORN THAT TURNS BACK INTO KERNELS WHEN HEATED UP
- SOMETHING SOMETHING NO TUMORS
- DITTO
- One pedestal had a smaller pedestal inside of it which itself was growing tumors. Chili did not read the plaque.
- - Chapter 10: The Failure Room
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